USEFUL MNEMONICS FOR REMEMBERING ACC DIVISIONS
by Spencer Hall on Jun 21, 2011 2:26 PM EDT
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PrintHahahaha, do you want your day to get worse? No? Too bad John Swafford makes $1.1 million dollars a year to run a conference whose divisions you can't remember. You're not alone. Here is our first attempt at remembering the ACC's extremely convoluted standings.
Atlantic Division: Clemson, George Romero, Truth, and a jar of smoked okra.
Coastal Division: is actually the Conference-USA East with Florida State and, like for no reason, a jai-alai team from Miami.
Visual aids don't help much either. For instance, here's the geographic divisions between the ACC Atlantic division and the Coastal division.
It's easy. You just start out at Bermuda and run parallel to the St. John's River along the Bowden Parallel to Florida State, and then up I-85 toward Clemson, and then take the Groh Dogleg up to Wake, but be sure not to bump into UNC or you'll get NCAA investigation all over you. NC State is like right there, though, so you pick them back up and then head for the coast to board a freighter loaded with illicit Indian Indian pharmaceuticals, and then pick up Maryland, put on a fitted cap (because you are so in fitted cap territory at that point,) and then up to Boston where you trade the entire BC football program for $17,929 worth of something called "Maharashtran Xanax." Whatever, it's yours now and we've got Frank Spaziani and shit, we know you'd get the better of this deal somehow. We just knew it.
Since the map has failed up miserably, we will need a proper mnemonic to accomplish our offseason goal of remembering the ACC's aligments and members.
Necromancer! Come Fuck My Wife, Buddy! The incongruity of referring to a wannabe Aleister Crowley as "buddy" is the fun part!
Nightclub Cover Fee? Wanking Motion, Bitch. Universally true.
Never wager money; Clemson forever blows. SEE PREVIOUS LINE.
Making waffles? Never forget butter, Chef. We mean, really, waffles are made for butter, and syrup, and for chicken.
For the Coastal you have some attractive options, as well.
Violiny Vanilla Noise? Goddamn Dave Matthews. Relevant geographically and universally.
Very Girthy Man Demands New Venison. Wrong division and a year late, but this could refer to Ralph Friedgen.
Virile Vernon Mates Daily, Needs Girls. Well, he does.
Vans Might Disappear Very Negligent Girls. Specifically, this van.
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My Nannercakes Were Burned? Fuck Clemson.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 2:31 PM EDT reply actions 21 recs
I wish I had more than one rec to give.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Average Attendance in the image
UVa 85,044
VT 66,233
LOL WUT
I know this is 2006 figures, but still…
Dont you remember when Scott inexplicably stadium got rid of 30,000 seats in 2007?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
I was drunk through most of 2000, but
I’m pretty sure UNC sucked ass that year and did not win an ACC title. Their last title came in 1980.
www.riddickandreynolds.com
by RiddickAndReynolds on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That looks like it's a typo on the map
The list on the left says 57,732. Looks like they copy pasta’d the number on the map from Clemson’s number, which…. is also different from the number on the list.
/howdoidoesmath?
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Base 8 or something.
(Yes, I see the 8.)
by Albino Tornado on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is the Big T12en bringing in Clemson? We were BAITED AND SWITCHED!
Bloggin' at JoePasDoghouse.com
Viking Norse Gods Demand Moar Valhalla.
New Car Found Mangled While Burning.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Future National Champions! (We Mean Basketball)
by Nick's Hat Band on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Maryland in '02 and Wake was good with Tim Duncan. . .
yeah, it’s a stretch.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
man, never vapulate vaniloquence, gaht damn!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
or to change it a little: "Fuck Clemson! Now! With Bull Mastiff"
by Cocky Scar on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have a Bull Mastiff.
And you better keep Clemson the fuck away from him.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Atlantic: Forget Not Manacles When Buying Coke (always important when on the town with 8-Ball)
Coastal: Vaginas Get Manhandled Down Near Vendingmachines
That last one…needs work.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
Forget Claiming Mythical NCs, Boston's Woeful
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jun 21, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Mary's Vagina NeverCares, Gonna Douche Vigousously
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
*Never Clean
no?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Psst.... FSU is in the Atlantic, not the Coastal
(Or maybe that’s the joke, in which case, well troll’d.)
So the Coastal is really just CUSA-East, with 1 more BCS bowl win. Hey, that’s infinitely more than zero.
Oh, and Miami’s jai-alai team? Phenomenal. ACC champions every year since they joined in 2004.
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
Can We Not Mention Foot Ball?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions 32 recs
rec'd because that's the ACC motto
by Cocky Scar on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
always stealing our stuff
/signed, the Big East
by drothgery on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Green'd
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I hesitated to read this piece.
As a modest way of maintaining a posture of disdain, I have been willfully ignorant of the ACC division breakdown since they expanded to twelve teams, and I was concerned that something in the post would damage my ignorance. Fortunately, it did not.
by NCT on Jun 21, 2011 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
BUT BUT BUT
Football play off!
Expansion won’t dilute basketball!
It was so worth it for all the money!
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I was always surprised the 6 vs. 11 game in the first round of the ACC Basketball Tournament didn't draw a bigger crowd
by ben_in_dc on Jun 21, 2011 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Nice.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice to see that the Travis Henry family reunion went well...
Oh wait, thats the ACC championship game
/depressed sigh
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Perfect for my 2
Whoa, Brah. My football needs consumers.
&
Vehement Graduates? Not god damn many.
by Emotional Fescue on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Lo siento mi amor!!!
Should read Vehement Graduates, not very damn many. FAIL!
by Emotional Fescue on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah when VT is dominating the conference, it’s best not to have the game in Jacksonville
by Steven Abbott on Jun 21, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
Yeah when VT is dominating the conference, it’s best not to have the game in Jacksonville
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 22, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions
16-16 after regulation? With no scoring in the first overtime?
I think that must be B1G Basketball.
by Gator Cub on Jun 22, 2011 7:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fear not, it ended up 30-16 I believe.
by Steven Abbott on Jun 22, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even 20k for Duke?
That’s weird, when they played Alabama it seemed like there were a lot more…..
Ohhhhhh…..
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
Think of how many monocles they bought with all that Alabama money.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
by purwho on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The Duke players have parents AND aunts and uncles.
/trollface
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
And they're not even the same people.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 21, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
haha, WOW
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey....I was at that game..
It was truly a 50-50 crowd. That section was all bama, but there were many that were all-Duke
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Hooray for 50-50 crowds at home games!
Just like UGA-GT at Bobby Dodd!
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Chicago Food: Mix Nutella with Butter
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 21, 2011 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
It's not hard to remember the divisions!
You just have to remember that the Virginias are in the same division, and UNC is there too. UNC brings along Duke. That means NC State and Wake are bumped over into the other division. Virginia Tech played FSU in a title game one year, so Miami is in the VaTech division. Because Wake is in the other division and beat GaTech one year, that means GaTech is also in the Virginia division. That leaves Clemson, BC, Maryland left over to be in the Wake Forest division!
…
Okay maybe that is complicated.
by The984 on Jun 21, 2011 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Actually, before the geneius of mnemonics, this was honestly about how I figured it, don't ask why I even bothered.
Can we play Legends and Leaders now? I’m too lazy to look them up, somebody tell me. Tell Me NOW!!!!
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Easy. From memory:
Minnesota, Michigan, Mich State, Iowa, Nebraska. AKA: teams that want to play Wisconsin
Wisconsin, um… Ohio State, i, Indiana, Illinois, NWern. AKA: Wisconsin and teams that don’t care about Wisconsin.
by Erik T on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
That's impressive
I’m pretty sure it’s going to take me an entire season or two to get these down.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly done from memory, as it's horribly wrong.
Move NWern, add Penn State.
/lol 20 years and you still don’t really count as one of us
Where is Wisconsin? Why is Wisconsin here?
They should swap Wisconsin and Illinois for Mechicken and Little Brother.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
YOU GET THAT JUG!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't get ye jug!
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just remember this way:
WHY IS WISCONSIN HERE and
WHY DOES THIS DIVISION NOT HAVE WISCONSIN
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I still like the division names "Where is Iowa?" and "What is Iowa doing here?"
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is how I remember Leaders & Legends
The victors first verse concludes with “leaders and the best”, therefore they’re in the legends division.
The rest of the legends division have all the M’s, N’s and Iowa.
The leaders have all the scraps
West division is M+N+Iowa.
East is everybody else. What the fuck are these “Leaders” and “Legends” divisions everyone’s talking about? (And why the fuck are the Michigan schools in the West instead of Wisconsin and Illinois?)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
B1G Mnemonics
Leaders:
Wily Old Paterno Is Infirm
Legends:
Not Many Michigan Men In Nebraska
Yep, that should cover all the teams. Don’t think I missed any.
by ben_in_dc on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
O SO WOT YO DOD THOR
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Insert Penn Live post about how the B10 hates PSU
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
OH I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUZ PURDUE DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
Holy exclamation marks, batman
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just so surprised because I've never seen anything like that before.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
I thought you liked that sort of thing, though.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE LOLOL
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
If things were a little more complex...
i wouldn’t have much of a problem.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
by purwho on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
When they're well thought out...
they’re funny. When they contribute to something, like the original post, it’s funny. When it’s jabs from B1G people, funny. Random gifs saying “LOL PURDUE DOESN’T EXIST” are a little old, especially from people that root for shit ACC teams.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
leave NCState alone!
/ducks
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All the 4 & 5 star recruits do!
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Theyre just a bunch of innocent cattle
what did they ever do to you?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Calling out twelve teams in one post is pretty bold of you.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Eh, I have my days.
When random people that I won’t name show up and start bashing for no reason besides a cheap laugh, it gets a little annoying.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
I still like you.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It probably does get old after a while
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
..and Ive never seen anything like "West Lafayette, Indiana" before
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...as I was saying...
some people that I won’t name show up for no reason besides a cheap laugh.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
I think the problem here
relates directly to how obvious it was.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Have you seen the trainwreck that is
UNC football? Allow me:
by Nudoworldwide on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I still don't mind Fuck Clemson
Joe Morgan is starting to get pretty dull.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also getting tired of Jim Tressel knew X last April
Especially when it’s within the first ten posts of every fucking thing Orson posts.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is everyone wearing their cranky pants today?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Pants?! Who's wearing pants?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You'd have thought that line would get more reaction
by PalmettoTiger on Jun 21, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It's expected of me now.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Among other things
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That too.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fucking old ass cat photos on the fucking internet.
by jokastrength on Jun 21, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking goddamn white fucking site background.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking spammy margins.
I’m sick of this shit.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly! Fucking allstate.
(dark days those were.)
/scroll down
//scroll down
///BOOM GTFO
////RAEG
/////allstate profits?
by Cocky Scar on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fucking over-sized GIFs
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/throws cranky pants at alli
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's more of like
“these old jokes are wearing thin and take no creativity, so stop them or do them better” pants.
complicated pants.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Several buckles, straps, etc.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit.
The most I can handle is velcro.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't want to trade belts, since yours is just an extension cord.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
He's using his turn signal! He's turning left!
/turns right
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He's raggin' on your cord, man.
Get him!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jun 21, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The noble drawstring.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Complicated pants have no place in my life.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
so elastic waist bands?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
I’ll wear less complicated pants around you in future
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
You can save the complicated ones for me.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
This actually made me laugh.
I was waiting for something along the lines of “you’re from oklahoma, you only have velcro”
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's because this is day two removed from
alcohol.
It appears the natives are restless.
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Im growing a little tired of the ACC championship overhead shot...
just keep pouring salt in the wound
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
You've posted it yourself!
Repeatedly!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't fucking remember. Some DV at one point featured it
I don’t keep tabs on who posts what when. I know I’ve seen you post it.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking A
It was the second match up of these two teams that season, one of which is a smallish private school in FUCKING BOSTON, which is ooooooh, a gorillian miles away from Miami.
I was a broke college freshman that year, otherwise I would have been in the stands. Tech fans are pretty well represented for a fan base 1000 miles from home in a pro stadium.
/also has on crankypants
You know
I was looking at that picture, and recognized that it was the Jacksonville Jaguar stadium. I was rolling though. A “germans bombing pearl harbor” moment. Sorry.
I got a little heated trying to defend my conference. We get shit on a lot around here. I get a little defensive.
FTFMyself:
Boston is 1160 miles from Jacksonville
Blacksburg is 555
/Deep breaths
Emotions!?
Come now, this is Virginia Tech. We have no use for emotions. We need that space for equations and nefarious scientific schemes.
Seriously though, there are not many ACC fans on this blog. Be prepared for lots of disparagement. Scroll right past to the next hilariously sardonic comment and/or obscure anime reference miraculous tied to college football. My amusement at the wit of the commentariat far outweighs any indignation I might feel – not to mention pretty much every team is ridiculed at some point in these postings. It’s not personal (well, until they start talking about how all the female science/engineering majors are unattractive..then I’m a little upset).
Around here, we don't get upset
unless it’s just not funny, in which case we’re still more upset about the lack of funny than the insult.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Oh I know
I’ve been reading this blog since the Curiouf Index days. Like I said, it’s kind of a crankypants day for me as well. Just get a little tired of the stereotypes sometimes.
Do you get upset about the female engineering comments because you are one? If so, how do we not know each other?
horticulture science
I have female engineering friends, but they are graduate students. It annoys me in general when people go on a tangent about the appearance of women in general. Stay on target, guys
You know what they say....
….You can lead a horticulture…..
by WVRevy on Jun 22, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i was tired of this last April
/slap
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Morgan was tired of the ACC overhead shot showing all the Purdue Fans
Fucking Clemson last April.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 19 recs
If you're asking "HOW DO I POST MEME"
THIS IS HOW YOU POST MEME
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I didn't think I was allowed to say that
I thought the general anti-OSU sentiment would never allow that to get old.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Oh it still makes me laugh my ass off
I think it, too, goes in the pile of ‘funny when deployed with care and thought, annoying in excess’
You know, just like literally every other joke ever.
Fuck Clemson is not a joke, sir.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHY FUCK CLEMSON MATTERS
The 5 basic characteristics of online communities are:
- With relatively low barriers to artistic expression and civic engagement. The Fuck Clemson meme is the most simplistic of all memes. If everything was Tommy Kilborn or exploding dogs it would be a lot more difficult to reference them. Fuck Clemson aids in point 1 because of its simplicity.
- With strong support for creating and sharing one’s creations with others. Fuck Clemson works for point 2, because it is easy to use and people like hearing it or seeing it implemented, whether that be written, in a picture, or a gif.
- With some type of informal mentorship whereby what is known by the most experienced is passed along to novices. Point 3 is aided by the fact that it is the easiest meme to understand, as it is nothing by an irrational hatred of Clemson.
- Where members believe that their contributions matter. Point 4 is aided by the fact that it always gets a response.
- Where members feel some degree of social connection with one another. Point 5 is helped by Fuck Clemson because this irrational hatred is a unifying force among the commentariat, regardless of their true fandom.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'm gonna need a 25 page report on this by Thursday.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
In triplicate, please.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
/slow clap
I think as long as it doesn’t turn into F1RST, which it has threatened to do repeatedly (but has never actually done), Fuck Clemson will live on in a bold, noble and appropriate fashion.
Truffle Shuffle just did some science to it.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is a good thesis for life.
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I propose that we replace the daily "Fuck Clemson" routine with an annual "Fuck Clemson Day"
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
A Fuck Clemson bracket with voting?
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
/Sriracha out of fucking nowhere
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
hey, don't diss us
some of us even get jobs after college!
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I have no room to diss majors, especially if you haz jerbs straight out of school.
That wasn’t my intention, but TS’s post reads like a COM100 lecture transcript.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Are you saying you're not learning anything?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No... ?
I don’t understand. I have one of those hangovers where you don’t feel physically ill but you feel stupid. And cranky, apparently.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Oh, then I will play nice now.
I iz sorry
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
those are the only hangovers I get, if I even get a hangover
I get about 2-3 legitimate hangovers/year. One will put me in stupid-state, like you mentioned, the other will be an actual hangover. Those are so rare that I have distinct memories for them. For instance, I remember the hangover following Four Loko’s very rude and unkind disposition to me.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I think he knew
Fuck Clemson was old last November.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/plays sandstorm
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remembered all that because that is honestly how I remember the divisions
My mind does not like mnemonics. Any time I see them, I picture dolphins attached to computers.
Having had football season tickets for four years, I can probably name FSU's division based on the shitty teams I have to watch.
without looking…
BC
NC State
UNC
Wake
Clemson?
How did I do?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Dangit!
The extra credit was knowing if this was the Atlantic or Coastal, and its a coinflip on that one.
Two years ago, instead of going to the Maryland game on time, we started a kickball game at the tailgate using an empty party ball. I’m sure it was waaaay more exciting for us than it was for anyone inside.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
You did well sir!
I have been an ACC fan my entire life and still forget the divisions, once in a while.
by Nudoworldwide on Jun 21, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy answer for extra credit:
FSU is in the Atlantic, because they’re always the first school in the ACC section of Phil Steele’s. If FSU was in the Coastal, then Va Tech would always be the first school profiled in the Steele’s.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Shitty, but didn’t UNC beat FSU this year??
by Steven Abbott on Jun 21, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
if i don't remember
did it still happen?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Well after the NCAA gets done with UNC, maybe it didn’t happen!
by Steven Abbott on Jun 22, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Its true! I forget who is in the divisions
Coastal
Whew! College Basketball N Four Months
Atlantic
Dont Get Under Vagina Monster Nerd
This now applies for the Big Ten as well!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
Okay people,
we need some ground rules to make these things work better.
To distinguish between Maryland and Miami, try to have an “I” or i sound after the M to denote Miami and an “a” sound after the “M” or just cheat like I did and use “Mary”
For NCState vs UNC, I find a two word phrase of N & C should stand for the Heels, but don’t leave a space between the words so that the “C” can’t be thought of as Clemson, i.e. “NiceCunt” For NC State, any word that starts with “N” with no “C” word following would be NC State, which is pretty much how most people have been doing it already.
Has all the fun been sucked out yet? You betcha.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
How about we just use a U for Miami?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Boston Now Makes Football, Cunt Whistle
by Rocket Ship Science on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
THIS IS THE BEST
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Very gritty match, no damn violations
Businesslike…Wait… Motherfucker! CHERRY! NOOOOOOOOO
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
GOD DANG IT
YOU BROUGHT RON CHERRY INTO IT. NOW WE’RE ALL SCREWED.
Reporter: WHAT GAME ARE YOU REFFING THIS WEEK RON?
Ron: FLAG, PASS INTERFERENCE
Reporter: THE GAME ISN’T UNTIL SATURDAY RON
Ron: FLAG, GIVING HIM THE BUISNESS
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
These would be extremely useful...
…if I gave a fuck about the ACC.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This entire exercise is based on the false presumption
that anybody cares about knowing who the teams in the ACC are to begin with.
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
No no no, Big East is BAD at football, but they CARE about their badness.
Get the degenerates right.
/I troll because I love
Who said anyone was interested in the teams in the Big East?
Not I.
But I’ll post these really cool old pulp SF covers anyway:
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the Canadian bond sale banner at the bottom of that last mag.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Three different Murray Leinster stories?
/sigh
//good days of SciFi
by PalmettoTiger on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The second one
Space pirate with some sort of ray gun and a slide rule in the mouth.
Cal fan and day laborer librarian for Stanford. Yeah, I'm screwed.
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jun 21, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Murray Leinster is a God of SF
I have five of his classics on my Kindle: Talents, Incorporated, Operation: Outer Space, Space Tug, The Last Spaceship and The Wailing Asteroid.
All praise to The Gutenberg Project!
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I just noticed
Is that Emperor Palpatine in the last illustration?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Sent the author's name to a friend who is a Sci-Fi fanatic.
Thanks!
Cal fan and day laborer librarian for Stanford. Yeah, I'm screwed.
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jun 22, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm convinced WVU shouldn't be in the Big East
They’re the only football school in the whole freakin’ conference.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I don't know what school they are
since they haven’t really won anything at anything.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
We didn't even appreciate at the time the perfection in the Hat hoisting the crystal at the end.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I think he means 200X.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Well they sure as fuck aren't a basketball school, now are they?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Neither has West Virginia.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Never a mythical national championship, though.
Also had roughly a century’s worth of head start on South Florida.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yer point is?
That winning an MNC is the only standard of sustained success???
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope. That until you can plausibly claim an MNC, you haven't won fuck all as a program.
Simple truth is, WVU has exactly as many MNCs as Wake Forest or Vanderbilt.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a stupid metric.
Minnesota has like six titles, but nobody is going to say we’re sustaining success.
The idea that some long-ago MNC means something about the current state of the program… no.
huh
/looks at profile page
When was the last Wisconsin title?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'm not out here getting haughty about South Florida, am I?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I am, though.
I’m saying that WVU is a football school, while USF has yet to prove itself as one.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Wait...
WVU is a school?
/noreasonfortroll
by jokastrength on Jun 21, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And what does it take to prove a school is a football school?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
LOTSA FULMAH CUP POINTZ
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Trent Pupelo says hi
and then pistol whips somebody for good measure
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, by your own statement that MNCs are how you measure a football school
Wisconsin is a pretty lame program too.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Again, I'm not getting haughty about USF.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
But that's just deflection
/not trying to flame, actually interested in this debate
You say that MNCs are a metric by which you can determine a good football program. Wisconsin’s number is very low, but I think anyone here would agree Wisconsin is a very good football program. You can’t say that it applies to some teams, but not all of them.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
University of Kentucky 1950 Men's Football National Champions
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
And yet, we still lost to, take a guess....
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Clemson!?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oklahoma, where they're still trying to build a university the football team can be proud of.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
OU’s campus is kinda cool. Or, I thought so when I went through it!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell no, we beat those bastards
Hint: moonshine, skoal, retina pain
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Yourselves?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAMNIT THAT'S WHY I SAID RETINA PAIN
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
WVU?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
UTenn
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Ding ding ding!
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
The skoal gave it away
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
How did that take anyone more than one guess.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Lotta hillbillies who enjoy Skoal and fugly unis.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Alternatively
the team that you always lose to at the end of the year would be an acceptable answer.
::cough::
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 21, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
No, here's what I'm saying:
West Virginia has won exactly the same number of MNCs as USF, or for that matter, Vanderbilt or Wake Forest. Therefore, there’s no need to be dismissive about USF’s history or lack thereof, because West Virginia shares it.
Looking at attendance, USF gets almost 50,000 to show up a game. That’s more than any other school in the Big East excepting West Virginia, and WVU gets 8,000 more per game. USF is a football school. Or, perhaps someone can indicate why they are not.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying here that USF should be considered a football school?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. As should WVU.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, that's fine. I'll agree with you.
But I guess my beef was your original statement saying that if you haven’t won an MNC, you haven’t won fuck all. I just disagree with you on that.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think here's where we reach the agree to disagree point in our discussion.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you missed my previous response.
USF is a football school because that’s the only sport they’re even competent at.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Stand by, please.
OMG BIGGEST WIN IN SCHOOL HISTORY EVARRRRR will be provided to you, free of charge, in slightly over 2 months.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know South Florida existed until about a year ago
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know they existed until they beat Auburn.
/self-troll
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
IGNORANCE OF TEAMS HIGH FIVE!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
HI BROSKI
WANNA TALK ABOUT FINAL STANDINGS FOR 2010?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You gon' get it now son
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Please, no plague of frogs.
Also – why isn’t this a nickname for the 4-2-5 yet?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
oops,overlooked. Sorry.
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
"We Agree"
-TCU 2012
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jun 21, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Big East
Where lame teams render Championship Series contests soporific
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
You Mad?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
HYPOTHESIS:
TCU and WVU (assuming Holgo conquers everything this year as predicted) are what sustains the Big East’s AQ status when those… things… come up for renewal. Prove or disprove.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm convinced the Strong Man of Louisville is a bigger threat than Holgo
THERE I SAID IT.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Until he leaveth for greener pastures
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
He won't.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Believe if you will
The Big East retention rate isn’t exactly stellar when bigger schools come a-callin’.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I swear Spencer wrote something on this a while ago
It basically came down to the fact that the man should have had a shot at being a head coach somewhere YEARS ago, regularly got fucked over, and Louisville finally gave him a shot at it. His loyalty holds him there because they’re the first ones that decided to believe he could do something above a DC level.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe the Method Man said something that fits quite well here.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
As a Gator fan
You are correct. He had a few bites, but there is the simple fact that simple minded people still run universitys and pander to people who need to stay out of others business. [His wife is white, you connect the dots.]
Over time he would go on interviews and be turned down for whatever reason, eventually he was tired of being the token African American candidate and never getting the job. So he got to the point where he no longer took up solicitations for interviews. If people wanted to interview him they had to come to UF first.
On paper, he was one of the top assisstants around and had/has a great coaching tree. There just always seemed to be other hurdles. Until Louisville.
It will take a lot to get him out of Louisville.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
He did write such a piece and it is exactly what you say
But without any direct knowledge, it seems speculative to me. Strong might also be wanting to move up as quickly as possible to make up for lost time.
The only thing holding Strong back will be his inability to beat the other black coach with a shaved head from the state. It probably ain’t happening this year because Louisville loses too much and we retain too much from a club that was clearly better (that was actually a pretty experienced and talented team UL fielded last year and has lost a lot. We were better and lose much less). It’s unlikely for the next year as well (steadily improving recruiting at UK with a seamless HC transition vs. undoing the KRAG1N1 bomb with a rough transition). In the long run, the recruiting is close and although UL had the better class last year, UK still hauled in one of its best classes of all time (not saying much).
If I had to purely speculate, UK’s resources and assistant coaches will make up for an admitted slight advantage with the head coach.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
^^^MOST TEXT EVER SPENT ANALYZING KENTUCKY AND LOUISVILLE FOOTBALL
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't understand this mnemonic at all.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
If you take every 4 letter and reverse the final string, it spells out the names of
Calipari’s recruits next year.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You can pray
But if he keeps winning, bigger schools will start calling. If he keeps improving at Lousiville he’ll get a lot of looks.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
If he hasn't left yet, he isn't leaving now.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Er, he's been there for like a year I thought
Either way, I think Spencer wrote something on this topic a while back that was fairly insightful.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he was talking about Patterson
Strong Man? He could, but I think he likes Louisville for giving him a chance
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear this argument
I’m not saying it’s wrong, I have no idea about Strong’s leanings and he doesn’t seem as aggressively ambitious as other coaches. But I haven’t heard any suggestions that Strong is particularly enamored with staying, either, at least no more so than any other coach says. If those two possibilities cancel each other out, well, it’s extremely rare for a small-school coach to actually stick around when the bigger ones come, particularly one with no ties to the school, the area, or any people there.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I agree.
The main reason the Big East sucks is that any coach who wins is immediately poached by someone else. Christ, even fucking Edsall taken.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the aforementioned piece by The Author
was referencing not ditching Louisville after only one season and taking the vacancy at UF. I think anyone who thinks he stays at UL forever no matter his level of success does so out of ignorance to the personality type required to be a successful D1 football coach.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Forgot to add
Spurrier has always been publicly supportive and thankful to Duke for giving him his first collegiate coaching opportunity but that didn’t stop him from heading home when UF came calling.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Hell, look at Rich Rod's ties to West Virginia
Other than his 3 years coordinating at Tulane and Clemson, his entire life and career was in the state of West Virginia. That didn’t stop him from bolting for Michigan.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Spurrier would have stayed
if Duke had committed to football. They werent willing to match the UF offer.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Rec for The Author
Most people don’t realize that if it weren’t for Schnelly, Louisville probably would’ve dropped down to I-AA in football. They played in a minor league baseball stadium for crying out loud.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
It's not that I think Strong will stay forever, but he won't leave for some medicore program like Edsall did.
If he leaves it will be for an obviously superior program.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be most worried about Marrone if I were you
Definitely a good coach, and by far the least likely to be going anywhere (Graham, Holgo, and Skip would definitely bolt; Coach P will be solid but unspectacular until he retires in five years because that’s how he rolls without Donovan McNabb — whose second coming is not going to UConn; Shiano isn’t going anywhere but most of his success in the BE came in the GERG/KRAG1N1 era).
I'd write you a letter detailing my level of madness
but of course, you wouldn’t be able to read it.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Please do.
Remember that game at Uconn where Ben Hansbrough sat on the bench the entire time and ND still won?
I WAS RAEG LEVEL: VONTAZE
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I DO, IT WAS AWESO--
/clonk
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
/Kemba flops.....again.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Put your hand down, Dukie.
You go to UNC and root for Duke. No one likes you.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Remember that Duke-MSU game where---
Remember that UNC-MSU game where—-
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
I think Derrick Williams just disemboweled another Duke player
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Duke-MSU '05 in the NCAA tournament, yes, I do remember.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Now this is a meme that isn't played out yet, even if it isn't exactly winter fresh.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I somewhat mad
Never expected the team to make it to the Final Four. A squad that had no business getting to our first final four in 13 years did it, and managed to beat Ohio St and UNC along the way. I would’ve preferred to lose to someone else but I’m okay with it.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
LOL U MAD
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
At least we beat Butler
BLUE BLOODS UNITE!
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Vince Dooley MIght GeT Victory? NoChance.
bmnwcf
vt g v d nc mi
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Never Will Man Cunt Fart Better
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Spartan D and 'eer would have a good score on EDSBSHarmony
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
If anyone knows the MAC, Sun Belt, and CUSA divisions from memory,
Phil Steele will be contacting you shortly about a job.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
SunBelt =
1- Troy
2- Not Troy, But Sometimes MTSU
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What about the SunBelt?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
if they have divisions
that was my guess as to what they were called.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
They don't
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So NOW my obvious trolling goes unnoticed?!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Would the Sun Belt
have a left boob division and a right boob division?
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
But then it wouldn't be a belt!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Not yet!
Also, I don’t care what y’all say, when I’m 80, I’ll still be able to pick up my boobs and put the belt underneath them in hopes the boobs stay up better.
/already have a boob job planned for when i’m over 50
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no shame in God letting gravity take its course when you reach a certain age ya know
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
While I appreciate that, this would be for me and me alone.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Some people don't grasp the particular challenges
that come with boobs above a certain threshold.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
And that threshold is a lot smaller than most think it is.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my oldest and dearest friends
has been fighting a losing battle with her insurance company for a decade now. Why?
She’s got fucking H cups, and they won’t pay for a reduction.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
You don't wanna.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Once you get beyond 2 standard deviations for anything, shit be weird yo.
/no really supporting evidence, but I bet it is around that.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
That's just wrong.
It’s not like she CHOSE them.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that's just mean to the friend.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
MAC has to
they have a championship game. CUSA too, i think.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It's so they can feel more like the grown-ups.
Like having velcro shoes.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
ROOS!
for children, old people, and really lazy folks.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I had no issues rocking the EZ Striders from Walmart on particularly lazy days in college.
Stupid grown up image of myself is killing that dream today.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And Walter Payton.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Reminds me of that mascot test that floated here awhile ago
all 120 and you had 10 minutes to fill it out.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The Sporcle one?
I managed to get all 120. I would say I need to get a life, but I’m a computer science major and that’s not allowed.
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on Jun 21, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The MAC
Ohio
Some other schools from Ohio
3 Directional Michigans
Temple?
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget Buffalo.
And Ball State. And Northern Illinois.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
And Massachusetts, starting in 2012!
The Mayans must have known that UMass playing in the FBS would start the apocalypse.
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The MAC
Ohio
Some other schools from Ohio
3 Directional Michigans
Temple?
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, divisions, or teams?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, give me a minute. Going to try to do this from memory
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
You're scarring me, put the keyboard down. You have so much to live for. Doritos is coming out with
their 1000th flavor later this year.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
.
SUN BELT:
1) ULL
2) ULM
3) UNT
4) WKU
5) FIU
6) FAU
7) Troy
8) Arkansas State
9) MTSU
C-USA:
West
1) Tulane
2) SMU
3) Houston
4) Tulsa
5) UTEP
6) Rice
East
1) USM
2) Memphis
3) UCF
4) Marshall
5) ECU
6) … Fuck.
MAC:
I can’t tell you by divsion, but I’ll try to name all the teams. Does that count?
1) WMU
2) CMU
3) EMU
4) Akron
5) Toledo
6) Kent State
7) Bowling Green
8) Ball State
9) Buffalo
10) Miami (LOHL)
11) NIU
12) … Ferk.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit. That came out huge. Apologies.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry
I posted the entire cake recipe from Portal in the CI and didn’t hear a peep from Aunt Stabby.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
NEEDZ MOAR PUDDING AND SWEATERS.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
qerguierhgsdf
ADDAZIO STRIKES AGAIN
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw fuck, you're right
Bubbaprog, if you see this, I AM SORRY.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
except, possibly Al Golden?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
bermuda
isn’t where you think it is
then again, you’re a vol, so I guess even knowing the name of foreign territory should be lauded
.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 21, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is a very cute Hurr Seal.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
What's an ACC?
I thought this was a football blog!?
"Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes Ricky, they're supposed to smell like kitties"
I'd take a Tuesday night ACC shit match up right now.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 21, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tuesday night's for hot MACtion
and I’ll take it as well…
"Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes Ricky, they're supposed to smell like kitties"
plz to watch Utah State vs Towson
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow that would be incredibly interesting at this point.
I might bust out and get really expensive beer. If only it were to be …
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Including the division titles
Virgil’s Mom in ViTo’s Douchebag GTo on the NC State Coast
Maryland Needs Atlantic Winds BeCause Fuck Clemson
Wow, the Texas teams aren't getting any breaks in Omaha.
It’s a conspiracy PAWWLLLLL!!!!
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I would've gone with corn-spiracy
but then again, I like puns more than is reasonable.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
In other news, fuck tornados.
This is a heck of a watch.
A warning has been issued for part of the twin cities metro.
Looks like some gonorrhea is about to infect the Nation's Dong, duck Hog Butcher's of the Worldians.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I don't see Florida on there. What are you talking about?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
/walterpointinggun.jpg
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio could be a dong...you know...because its Ohio...
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Coastal Division: is actually the Conference-USA East with Florida State"
Get it.
“Indian Indian pharmaceuticals” Not so sure about this one.
John Swofford also gets that salary to hope Miami and Florida State meet for title game a lot, or even ever (
), but also so UNC would have a chance to win their division once in a while (they don’t).
Areyouawizard.gif
How did you get that LOL thingie to work?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea what's going on here today.
I think I’m just going to go hang out in the Daley Center for the rest of the day.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
/15.7% cluelessness tax
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no lottery tickets for me today, thanks.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it's like a slot machine
which, appropriately, is laughing at its operator.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF does OLO mean?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
only licked outside?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Olyphant lounging Onme
that’s totally a word there at the end!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, who doesn't though?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm out.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
If you come home with me tonight I promise three screaming orgasms
and whatever you get out it.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 21, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wouldn't that just be drunk?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, aren't you just a saucy little--
oh, you meant the state of being.
Yes.
/shiftyeyed.gif
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I didn't say "no" exactly.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't mind me
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is probably not acceptable.
by jokastrength on Jun 21, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's like a stock ticker for USC futures.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 23 recs
I want this photoshopped to look like an ESPN ticket with a picture showing Lane Kiffin derping
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
er, ticker
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
rec
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 21, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
How did you get my 2011 Bruins preview on here?
/wrong time to stop snorting lighter fluid
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, wasn't expecting that
But ’tis a tiny one, for sure, and easily stashed in a single line.
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 21, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
There is an awful lot of butthurt in an article about the ACC.
When did the ACC suddenly become getting butthurt over?
I think we all just want football.
And we’re fucking sick of everything else.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
I HATE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY TEAM
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh how DARE you
I’ve been called a LOT of things in my day, but associating me with Central Michigan is OVER THE LINE
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
I mean, CMU was really good for a couple of years there.
/snicker
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
They were actually ranked #25 at the end of... uh... '08?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
OH COME ON NOW
I’VE BEEN NICE TO YOU
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ATHENS-CLARKE COUNTY POLICE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
CITATION ISSUED
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 21, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
/snaps pen in half
I’M PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE, HOW ABOUT YOU WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF FOR ONCE? JESUS.
/throws lamp
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you think Spencer and Holly are doing reading all this?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Purwho
did my fanpost piss you off?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It was incredibly well-written.
No, as a matter of fact, I rec’d it.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
For example, purwho is sick of Bowling Green
The Corvette Museum and Dinosaur World can’t keep a man like you entertained for that long.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I do love concrete dinosaurs.
But it loses the allure after a couple of visits.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
by purwho on Jun 21, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But dinosaur racecars!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Liar.
You’re just not a fan of hypodermic needles full of mercury waiting to be injected into your penis.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I think it was injected into the chancroid, but those mostly showed up on the genitalia
so….
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I think they use a different treatment these days.
However, before Viagra showed up on the scene, all erectile dysfunction drugs were delivered…um…straight to the source.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
The Bowling Green hookers are really worked over?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 21, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't have to worry about teeth, so they got that going for them.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
WKU ladies are one thing you have going for you
Lawdy lawdy lawd….
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
so they are dead?
Archer: Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl! She was a-
Archer: No Cyril, when they’re dead they’re just hookers!
Try doing legal work in London sometime
Congrats, Jeovanni, at 230 lbs you are the skinniest female client we’ve ever had!
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
My work assignment for tonight:
If you are in the "To" line above, you have been selected as a golf cart driver. Please bring your hard had and vest with you and report to the golf carts by the office buildings at 4:40pm today. Please be sure you are not late and if you have an issue, please get your own replacement – this is on you.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
I like golf carts
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 21, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamForeCaddy
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamDrunjGolfCarts
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 21, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh so you can probably answer questions as best as I can about my job that I've been on for 2 month too!
/totally a trap
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
See, if you'd picked an intern yesterday instead of forgetting about it
you could have delegated.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
None were qualified.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 21, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that's just crap.
I can drive a golf cart into a lake just as well as anyone.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
It's Wednesday?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
OH GOD I'M PREGNANT
Thank you so fucking much.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, that little bastard is going to kick the hell out of you and then be a breech birth if 5 bees gets you a quarter.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Well let's have some whiskey then
and see who’s boss
/fake joke pregnancy is fake and jokey
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 21, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
[insert abortion joke involving Zook's tenure at Florida here]
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/Crxxm'd (?)
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
see also: Shannon, Randy
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
...
♫ Para bailar la bamba ♫
♫ Se necesita una poca de gracia ♫
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
DAMMIT
that is the 3rd time someone has gotten that running in my head.
.
.
WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
WHERE DID HE GO?
WHERE DID HE COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE?
/you’re welcome
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 21, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
...name that tune!...
♫ No hay nada más difícil que vivir sin ti ♫
♫ sufriendo en la espera de verte llegar ♫
♫ el frío de mi cuerpo pregunta por ti, ♫
♫ y no sé donde estas ♫
♫ si no te hubieras ido sería tan feliz. ♫
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 21, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought about doing some Jeff Majerek level trolling in defense of the ACC
Then, I thought… what if they think I’m serious?!
For those that missed it, go here, and Ctrl+f “Majerek”
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
WE ARE THE ACC.....and you're not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 21, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Basketyhoop WTF:
Former Washington Husky Venoy Overton arrested for pimping out his own girlfriend to make some extra cash?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
For reals?
linkage?
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 21, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Linky
Venoy Overton arrested for “promoting prostitution”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Seeking Work?
Venoy has some career advice for the unemployed and recently graduated members of the commentariat.
I spent an extraordinary amount of time and energy attempting to mentor Venoy prior to his recent graduation, so this news is especially troubling" said Coach Romar…
She claimed that she gave Overton, who is unemployed, half of her earnings. Overton, in turn, allegedly promised to “take care of her once he made it to the NBA.”
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 21, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It's easy, here's the Atlantic Division
………..FSU
………..UM
Boston College
……WaKe Forest
Clemson
and NC State
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Jun 21, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
EDSBS-theme mnemonics
Digital Vikings make good virgins nude
Vivacious dames make nights very good!
Brand new “Fuck Clemson” meme wanted!
But can we find more now?
by J W R on Jun 21, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm debating which one I prefer
Never Blow Mangino While Fucking Clemson
or
Never Blow Mandingos While Fucking Clemson
"It's rollin' baby, it's rollin'"
- Mike Price, Threesome Connoisseur/Disgraced Coach, Bama Fan
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