"It was a problem when we got here," Meyer said. "I thought we put a little bit of a dent in it....

"It was a problem when we got here," Meyer said. "I thought we put a little bit of a dent in it. But it's still a problem."

There really are a lot of different ways to say 'Everyone here smokes a shitload of marijuana," isn't there? LULZ for Urban attempting to shuffle some of the blame for Florida's rampant use of America's favorite Performance Entrancing Drug onto [NAME REDACTED,] but don't blame him too much because it does feel so right when you start doing it for everything under the sun.

/stubbed toe on drawer last night in dark

/named it [DRAWER REDACTED]

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Was the dent Tebow?

B/c recruiting super Christian dudes to lower your mary jane arrests doesn’t count.

The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.

by Anthropologal on May 2, 2011 11:56 AM EDT reply actions

There's a time and place for everything

and it’s called college.

...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...

by Boozy McHound on May 2, 2011 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Sure you stubbed your toe,

But it’s getting better and better. That pain you feel is just a little bit of noise in the system.

by Chas 2.0 on May 2, 2011 12:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Blowing on that SOUR

Twitter

by ParadigmShift35 on May 2, 2011 12:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

HEY HEY HEY DID SOMEBODY SAY MARIJUANA

YEAH MARIJUANA IS KIND OF FUN I’VE HEARD NOT SAYING I’VE EVER SMOKED IT OR ANYTHING HAHA YEAH I SMOKE SOMETHING ELSE MOST OF THE TIME BUT IT’S ONLY WHEN I CAN’T AFFORD THE USUAL STUFF MAN YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE RATES ON THE STREET THESE DAYS YOU GOTTA EVEN WAIT IN LINE TO GET IT HAHA LINE THAT’S FUNNY ANYWAY YEAH I PREFER THAT STUFF BUT IF YOU GOTTA SAVE A FEW BUCKS SURE YOU GET THE STUFF YOU CAN SMOKE BUT YEAH NOT WEED THAT SHIT GIVES YOU A CARAAAAAZY APPETITE I’VE HEARD AND MAN HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE CHICKS WITH HOWARD’S ROCK NO NOT THAT KIND OF ROCK BUT MAN THEY ARE FINE AND YOU GOTTA STAY THIN TO GET THOSE GIRLS AND BEING A MASCOT IS TOUGH TOO YOU GOTTA DO FLIPS AND JUMPS AND PUSHUPS AND SHIT SO YOU GOTTA STAY SKINNY AND I HEAR THAT YOU CAN’T DO THAT WITH WEED SO YEAH THAT’S WHY I LIKE THE OTHER STUFF

by Erik T on May 2, 2011 12:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Dude 8-ball

Anyone ever you told you you’re harshing the mellow?

Old South, New Twitter

"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18

by Old South on May 2, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions

#sour grapes

by Mango Stasi on May 2, 2011 12:09 PM EDT reply actions

The only thing they put a dent in

is that QP that Janoris Jenkins brought back from Mexico.

"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson

by Yail Bloor on May 2, 2011 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

Fucking brick weed

I prefer to believe that Janoris has the hook up to the best sticky-icky Gainesville has to offer.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on May 2, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions

I stubbed my toe the other day too...

It was on the breakfast zook.

NOOK. I SAID NOOK. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY FOR?

by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 2, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions

You son of a took

by Mango Stasi on May 2, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Well, the international drug trade is pretty complex, Ok?

Now, in this case, we were seeing a dank Jamaican bud look, so Brantley went with our blue and orange baddie with the hook handle on the right. And, I mean, alls I’m saying is, ya know, maybe if he looks at our Dr. Weedenstein electrobong setup there, ya know, maybe it’s a whole different high. I mean, I woulda gone with Dr. Weedenstein there, but you guys know me.

Transmogrified up in this piece!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 2, 2011 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs