THE CONDIMENT BRACKET STIRS PASSIONS, IGNITES VIOLENCE
by Spencer Hall on Mar 18, 2011 11:17 AM EDT
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PrintA warning: today's bracket focuses on a topic certain to incite deep passions in our readership and beyond. Please regard others with respect, as always; remember that as a community we are only as good as we are to each other, and that disagreement with your opinion is merely that, and not an indictment of your person, dignity, or intellect.
That said: BEHOLD THE CONDIMENT BRACKET AND ITS SHOCKING REVELATIONS!
UPPER LEFT QUADRANT: THE ALL-AMERICAN BRACKET. Yellow mustard gets upset right out of the gate in a controversial loss to Buffalo Sauce, which in turn suffers an upset to humble ketchup. Ketchup drives to the final on the basis of its compatibility with cheap meats and starch, a food group that makes up 60% of the American diet. So disappointed in pickle relish, but gravy does what gravy does: covers its targets and saturates the zone, smothering all opposition before going cold and losing to Mayo.
Mayo v. Ketchup is a classic, and no, heathen, the winner cannot be "swirled pink Mayo mixed with Ketchup," because that is fucking horrible. Ketchup advances to the Final Four with its boring halfcourt offense and solid fundamentals.
LOWER LEFT QUADRANT: MOSTLY SPICY BRACKET. A truly brutal bracket with loads of upsets thanks to controversial seeding. Pickapeppa upsets Tomatillo Salsa right off the bat; Crystal upsets Tabasco in the second round. Pico loses due to disqualification based on it really being salsa taking up two bids in the tournament. Sriracha upsets salsa in the Elite Eight due to versatility, consistent flavor, and lower water content, completing a rampage through the Mostly Spicy Bracket.
UPPER RIGHT QUADRANT: MOSTLY ASIAN STUFF BRACKET. Soy Sauce was the clear Number One Seed here, though the story of the group became Satay's unexpectedly strong run to the Elite Eight. Most commonly asked question by a confused press corps: "Are you really just peanut butter with vinegar and onions in it?" Satay's coach: "This interview is over." [walks out}
LOWER RIGHT QUADRANT: ETCETERA BRACKET WITH HEAVY EUROPEAN ACCENT. Nutella rampaged through this bracket, causing much controversy thanks to critics who questioned its legitimacy. "You're really just eating hazelnut-flavored chocolate out of a jar and calling it a condiment!" they cried, but Nutella did not listen, obliterating everything before it and slaying mighty Butter in the Elite Eight to make the Final Four. (Butter did have a fine "Bow to your maker" moment versus a strong Hollandaise side in the Sweet Sixteen, however.)
FINAL FOUR: Sriracha's spice was too much for Ketchup to handle, ultimately, and a blowout ensued. Soy Sauce's savory collapsed beneath a wave of chocolate sweet in their matchup, and two uneven Final Four games led to a classic final between Nutella and Sriracha. The game was even until late in the second half when you finally just admitted Nutella was spreadable candy, albeit delicious candy, and awarded the crown to indomitable Sriracha, the king of condiments.
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Completely agree
Ranch’s key is its versatility. Salad, veggies, wings, breakfast cereals and even your girlfriend if she’s in the mood.
by BOS_to_CHA on Mar 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So true
Ranch augments buffalo sauce, not the other way around. It defies logic.
by CanWeBeMature on Mar 18, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I see the delegation from Indiana has arrived.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ranch is a superCondiment
put it on a sandwich, or even inject it into the middle of a hot pocket (don’t judge) and you have a delicious treat for you to eat.
by RockyMountainOyster on Mar 18, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I use ranch
instead of mayo on sandwiches. I hate mayo, except when it’s used as a binder in potato salad. However, I have come across a recipe for baconnaise, which may soon be knocking ranch right out of my fridge altogether.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
American Bracket?
This is like the little league world series of condiment tournaments. The American bracket is stacked and heavy weights that could have gone deep in a weaker bracket are loosing to buffalo sauce and bbq sauce, suspect work much like the actual ncaa tournament….Has anyone else noticed that a bunch of old dudes in a room are either getting worse and worse at seeding or simply doing it on purpose to create excitement?
I just don't understand
why Ranch didn’t go down a round earlier to the far superior malt vinegar.
by hystericalparoxysm on Mar 22, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ranch if the Florida football of condiments.
It didn’t even exist until a few years ago, relative to the grand scheme of the condiment world.
Next thing you’ll tell me is the cosmopolitan oughtta make a deep run in the cocktail bracket.
TRADITION TRUMPS!
by NCT on Apr 1, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Miracle Whip
Would hvae been a #1 seed then gone out in the first round like the loser it is.
Miracle Whip's exclusion . . . .
. . . is how we can tell Holly was on the selection committee.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And ketchup's deep run
is how we can tell I can still be overruled by TOTAL BULLSHIT.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 18, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Well, you can root for your trendy small-sales, mid-major condiments all you want . . .
. . . but in the end, it’s hard to overcome the built-in advantages of the traditional power condiments from the BCS conferences.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 20 recs
No shit
If you’ve gone through puberty and haven’t substituted Ketchup/catsup for a condiment with a higher degree of flavor, you should have to wear a sign so the rest of us can know and shun you.
by Albino Tornado on Mar 18, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Like a dunce cap, or a scarlet K.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 18, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Go Duke!
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, we're going to win the tournament
HATAZ GON HATE
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
keep it up
and I’ll bring my Jalen Rose jealous rant to our soiree.
and then we're going to get good jobs?
and marry someone who went to Carolina?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
you will have to pry my bottle of Hunt's
from my cold, dead, greasy hands.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 18, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hunt's?
Why go bargain bin on Ketchup? Gotta be Heinz.
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Southerner raised on Hunt's here
Used so much in college I kept the restaurant pump in the door of the fridge.
Hunt's is demonstrably inferior to Heinz
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not even sure you're wrong
I buy both interchangeably these days (pretty sure it’s Heinz in the fridge right now), but Hunt’s is still what I think of first.
my dad wouldn't let us have commie ketchup
in the house (weak joke – not starting political threadjack). i actually prefer Heinz. Hunt’s is a little watery, NOT that I am ketchup connoisseur for all of the catsup haterz.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 18, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, I've heard that line before
I wouldn’t either, but it’s my understanding that the aforementioned Heinz and spouse do not receive any money from the sale of Heinz.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're referring to Teresa
she still owns about 5% of the company. Not a huge part of her overall vast wealth, but I wouldn’t turn it down.
Hmm...
Well whether I feel good about it or not, I still stand by the statement that Heinz is simply better.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s an dmirable love of ketchup regardless of misguided brand affiliation.
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EXACTLY
KETCHUP OVER MAYO IS HORSESHIT!!!!!!
This would NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPEN
It’s like….it’d be like….like…..fuck it. It wouldn’t never happen…never.
by JunctionCrimson on Mar 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Miracle Whip can suck it and go down to the CIT where it belongs with the other losers
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What if we took mayonnaise, but left out the good stuff
and added a lot of corn syrup? And then made commercials about how cool and edgy it is?
That’s the Miracle Whip Story.
Yeah, and then add "spices"
And by “spices,” they mean the leftover flavorings that get put in crappy processed meats.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmm
Crappy processed meals.
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by marktgarten on Mar 18, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Miracle Whip does not exist.
The Purdue of condiments.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
can anyone explain their commercials?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad?
Just like the shit itself.
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by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the same thing Pepsi did in the 80's
make a “rebellious” generation identify itself with your product and you will be “cool.” The problem is, it’s miracle whip.
by RockyMountainOyster on Mar 18, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
RAEG
no way Redeye Gravy loses to Mustard!!
AH DEMAND UH RECOWNT SUH
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Redeye goes better on biscuits than mustard!!!
/Slingblade’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Yellow mustard works well on sausage biscuits
Sausage gravy would be better.
Dijon would have done much better in yellow mustard's bracket position
tough having to face nutella in the 2nd round.
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That sounds intriguing.
With a 40% chance of life-changing.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Ketchup loses in rd 2 to A1.
I will brook no opposition.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Mar 18, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
A1 was underseeded
Should’ve been a 6 at least.
by The Missing T on Mar 18, 2011 11:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I disagree
A1 is not a bad sauce, but is pretty useless when you consider good steak doesn’t need any sauce at all. I do agree that Orson is way to high on ketchup though.
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
A1 is an abomination against nature
No, I will not give you steak sauce for your prime rib you fucking dolt, you’re luck I don’t throw you out for the mere suggestion. Now sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up, and eat your meat with it’s own juices like the Good Lord intended.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 18, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 21 recs
Ooooooohhhhh . . .
. . . look at the NDNation moderator of the condiment bracket.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Maybe, but dude has a point.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
A1 and Well done
yuck. Folks who want well done= bad tippers
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"I like my steak like i like shoes. Leathery."
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
So, my in-laws
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 18, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine too.
Steak night at their house is a war crime.
/runs in corner and sobs
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm beginning to appreciate my in-laws a little more
They always get tenderloins
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard John Parker Wilson liked his steaks well done
It explains a lot, frankly
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
My mom's parents like their steaks still mooing...
like literally, still a bit cold in the middle. That’s equally as gross
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Pittsburgh Rare
oh you don’t know what that is? Will you please ask whomever is manning the grill if they do?…
They don’t know either?
I’ll have the chicken.
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by Boozy McHound on Apr 1, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
No if it was NDNation, I've have brought God into this
The fact that A1 exists proves there is no God, or if he exists he hates me.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
eat your meat with it’s own juices like the Good Lord intended
So, who is Good Lord? Your sous chef?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
No, that's Jesus, he's from Oaxaca
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by stempke on Mar 18, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
One of the supervisors at the Lube Center I frequent
[waits for snark and jokes to subside…]
has the name of Jesus. Not “Hay-Zeus”, but good old “Jesus.” Always seems a bit blasphemous to say his name, though the Hispanic pronunciation does not raise that uneasiness.
Is that racist?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Racist? Probably not? Xenophobic? Probably
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
It's closer to reverse racism
Like folks who criticize their neighbors for doing/believing something but excuse behavior 10x worse by immigrants on account of “cultural differences.”
Reverse Racism
Isn’t it the worst? Poor white people.
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Wow, that's a lot of free psychotherapy
What an awesome blog.
Here I thought it was because they sounded different and didn’t make the same connection in my Sunday-schooled mind. And all along it was because I’m a closet racist xenophobe.
Do you guys accept the PayPals?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But the opponent is *ketchup*
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Mar 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Ketchup has a purpose, like for my fries, or putting in other sauces
Unlike A1 which has no redeeming quality whatsoever.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Wait a second, A1 is just HP sauce in a different bracket
There’s some cheatery going on, we need the NCAA to investigate this (hah, hah).
But I will say the English tradition of pouring brown sauce on everything does have some merits.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
A1 is just mis-marketed
It should be called “A1 Makes Your Ordinary Deli Meat Sandwich Taste Like Happiness in Your Mouth Sauce,” as that is its intended purpose, not ruining perfectly good steaks. Also, Ron Swanson approves of your comment.
by BOS_to_CHA on Mar 18, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Obligatory
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 18, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Stempke
Everyone knows popular = good. Why, look at popular culture!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 18, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll bet you were one of the guys
who argued that Pink Floyd wasn’t any good just because their albums sold well for decades.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
A1 is for those times you go eat at a friends house and they can't grill for shit.
It doesn’t so much add flavor as take away the pain.
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
A1=zima
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or when your friend buys cheap sirloins.
Come to think of it, those are likely the same people.
"Shiloh Keo got a MOUTHFUL of Doug Martin!" - Joe Tessitore
A-1 is for people who eat meats that should be dog food.
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
taco bell?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, the most questionable bits are usually the best
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The A1 isn't for the steak
it’s for the damn potato.
by Pariahwulfen on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Or the fries
Which, yes, are simply another rendering of the potato. But yeah, just because it says “steak sauce” doesn’t mean it must be used as such.
And yes, a good steak should indeed stand on its own without augmentation. Alas, as a kid I was mandated by my family to have it well done.
Also, note to Steve Jobs: “its” without an apostrophe is a word. Stop miscorrecting me.
by The Missing T on Mar 18, 2011 12:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No, malt vinegar is for the fries
Tough luck having to play ranch in the first round though.
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Steak sauce on prime rib is pretty bad
But it has its places for tougher cuts
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Tougher cuts need
A) different cooking method (braising)
B) Convenient garbage bin
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
meat snob is snobby.
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
..
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
meat snobs usually eat all the cow
that’s the point. Eating the interesting bits. Taiwanese sausage, step forward.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Somehow
“meat snobs” and “Taiwanese” do not seem to fit together.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, Taiwanese Sausage is fucking delicious, but is so questionable
Ba Kwa as well.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rousong
Mmmmmmm, meat wool
(Taiwanese sausage is also very good)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Taco de lengua...paging taco de lengua
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Taco Bus Tampa
is waving hello
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I always tell the taco truck guys to surprise me
they always do.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't usually eat meat but I ate some of these
in 2009 at a family’s house b/c they made them special for me and my assistant. When we got in the car to leave, I said to my assistant “Man I can’t believe we just ate tongue! And you liked it! You ate 2 tacos!” She says “I know! They were really good! Wait, did you say we ate tongue???”
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by Anthropologal on Mar 18, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
While I agree that A1 should NEVER touch a steak...
it is delicious as a marinade or topping of burgers
by CincySooner on Mar 18, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
no catsup or mustard on burgers I grill
just A1 and Dijonaise, some freshly ground garlic pepper, and onions. Done.
If I order A1 or 57 for steak
… that means someone done burnt it.
by Albino Tornado on Mar 18, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree that A1 on steak (or prime rib) is a crime against God and Man
But as others have pointed out, it is delicious on a variety of non-quality meat objects such as fries, baked potato, turkey sammich or Five Guys Burger…
by gumBo Jackson on Mar 18, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless it's Dale's
Did they end up in the NIT?
by Bobafet7 on Mar 18, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
of all steak sauces
Heinz 57 is vastly underrated.
But yes, any good steak needs only coarse salt (and maybe some black pepper or garlic powder)
by JunctionCrimson on Mar 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I WILL FIGHT YOU ON SO MANY LEVELS
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
Pickapeppa over tomatillo salsa
is the sort of upset they make documentaries about.
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I've never actually had pickapeppa
But I was surprised tomatillo salsa could lose so early
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
At the risk of being "that girl,"
I swear to God the Pickapeppa I had on our honeymoon in the Cayman Islands was spicier than what we get here. The Pickapeppa here is good, and makes a great chicken marinade, but I remember the stuff down there being like a brown hot sauce. Maybe it’s because so many sauces down there are made with Scotch Bonnets.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Ketchup is the Wisconsin basketball of this tournament
And my kids both had Nutella going all the way in their brackets.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Mayo is the Duke of the condiment bracket
I know it has lots of fans and given it’s pedigree it’s hard to argue there isn’t some substance there, but for me it is just detestable.
by Ardbeg on Mar 18, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Cue white bread jokes in 5, 4, 3 . . .
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Mar 18, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Mayonnaise hate perplexes me
How someone doesn’t enjoy extra deliciousness is beyond me.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
it has no flavor for me
and kills other flavors while ruining the texture.
by Pariahwulfen on Mar 18, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I got really, really sick after eating some bad potatoe salad when I was little...
so much so that I still have a huge taste/texture aversion to anything with mayonnaise or mayo-like texture
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
or "potato" even...stupid Dan Quayle
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Oh good god
KETCHUP OVER MAYO? What is wrong with you?
Teriyaki over HOISIN? I am appalled.
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by alpelican on Mar 18, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
mannnn
FUCK a mayo
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
except maybe, some added girth
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell you how happy it makes me to green this.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate all of you
MAYO 4LYFE
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by alpelican on Mar 18, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
UNCLEAN.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
MCDONALDS CHICKEN SANDWICH MAKER
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lady here
sorry to disappoint
"I chose to attend Notre Dame in part because I knew it was a 40-year decision and not a four-year decision." MF
Yay!
I’m not the only girl whose username doesn’t make that readily apparent!
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I've got your back, friend.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is that a steampunk assault rifle?
"I chose to attend Notre Dame in part because I knew it was a 40-year decision and not a four-year decision." MF
#RonPforMayo
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Proud to green this one
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 18, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm on team Mayo.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 18, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand all the mayo hate
No, you don’t want to just slather it on stuff, but it definitely brings out the flavor really well in my opinion
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I first read "Butter" as "Butler"
Which I think also can work. They always manage to sneak in somehow.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 18, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HMMMM BLEU CHEESE DIDN"T EVEN MAKE THE TOURNEY
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intended trollee was intended
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
the entire bracket was troll-o-licious
smart puppies, they are. they knew exactly what they were setting us all up for.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
You'd think it'd be a lot higher because St. Patty's day was yesterday
Apparently Weed is the new alc-
Ohhh, you mean that kind of high. Never mind.
by Doc Scratch on Mar 18, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Got invited to the NIT
The National Intestinal Tract
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Bleu cheese should have been a 3 or 4 seed, at least.
Possible Final Four darkhorse.
by Cheeseandcorn on Mar 18, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bleu cheese is a cheese
hence the name. If we included bleu cheese dressing, we’d have to include all standard salad dressings (1000 island, ‘italian’, french etc.)
by touchdown H-town on Mar 18, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
"Bleu cheese is a cheese"
are you serious, clark?
by dirt sandwich on Mar 18, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
but...ranch?
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
who left of
cholula? damn stuff is like tabasco, buffalo sauce, and sriracha had an orgy and this, their love-child popped out.
Sriracha is so much better than any simple vinegar-based hot sauce
I don’t know how many times I’ve tried a food and thought, “This is missing something, maybe add some Sriracha. Yup, that fixed it.”
Look, "Asian hot sauce" is the preferred nomenclature
It’s not like Sriracha is building a fucking railroad or anything.
by lhb98 on Mar 18, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's also originally from Thailand
And the best brand (Huy Fong) is made by a Vietnamese immigrant in California.
Or cock sauce, as it's colloquially known
It’s the fab-five-era-Michigan of condiments (brash, out of nowhere), so it should have suffered a defeat in the finals to Mayo one year, and Miracle Whip the next.
And then make a self-indulgent documentary fifteen years from now.
by Albino Tornado on Mar 18, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
"We thought they were a bunch of Uncle Hellemans."
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Mar 18, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
um, yeah...
that’s a rec.
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"We were a condiment that was about more than the flavor
we were about the commercials, and the labelling. Does mayonaisse taste better? Maybe, but that’s not what really matters."
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
All Japanese racial epithets
are on hold for now, Matty. Please refrain from using “Jap” which, yes, is considered racist. It’s just below “Nip” on the scale.
by touchdown H-town on Mar 18, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
"Once again, we would like to remind our contestants to refrain from the use of ethnic slurs."
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He said Japanese slurs
not ALL racial slurs. Let’s not go overboard here.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Where does
“septic” fall on the scale?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Sriracha is not Japanese
I have several Japanese hot sauces in my inventory, but they’re too small time to make it to the Big Dance because they’re local stuff. NAIA equivalents.
If this was the candy bracket, here’s your bracket buster. Kit Kat made with Japanese spicy pepper. AWESOMENESS.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Mar 18, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen some weird Japanese KitKat flavors
But that is the weirdest.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Never assume anything you've ever seen from Japan is the weirdest
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by Albino Tornado on Mar 18, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Sriracha cannot be denied
However, had buffalo and butter decided to join forces in the proper ratio, they would be a force unmatched.
/wing’d
Buffalo sauce is made of butter already
You can make a version at home with hot sauce, butter, and an envelope of ranch seasoning.
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by Lady Commenter on Mar 18, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Fish sauce is not on this list and it is delicious
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by Lady Commenter on Mar 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
point. but it has to come in unmarked old milk bottles and somebody's amah needs to have made it
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Fish sauce is not a condiment, it is a staple ingredient
I believe it was left out for the same reason one does not see peanut butter running thru to the Mythical Championship
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't even bring up the lack of peanut better.
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by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Peanut Butter isn't a condiment
but an entire food group.
by Pariahwulfen on Mar 18, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
PB v. Bacon =
Ditka v. Jordan?
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you got that backwards.
Ditka is obviously the bacon.
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
add in
a bag of shredded sharp cheddar cheese, and two chicken breasts that have been cooked on low heat for ~2hrs and you’ve got the best goddamn buffalo chicken dip EVER EVER EVER.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
nomnomnom
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by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP YESSSS.
I bookmarked a link to The Starter Wife that Holly used in an old DV. SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD. I made a half-batch of the stuff and my husband and I ate it with every meal for several days.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 19, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Without the ranch dressing
In fact, everything is better without ranch dressing.
WITCH!!! WITCH!!!!! HE'S A WITCH AND PROBABLY IS CRAIG T NELSON WITCH!!!!!
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Sriracha is tradional powerhouse in the Big Far East Conference
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by marktgarten on Mar 18, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hollandaise is a mediocre 5-seed that would not be in this tournament if not for its power-condiment affiliation
Tzatziki is Richmond in this analogy.
Sriracha, however, is an inspired choice and worthy champion. I would watch Sriracha’s “One Spicy Moment” montage before every dinner.
by pmc47 on Mar 18, 2011 11:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mayo vs. Gravy happened way too soon in the tourney.
Horrible seeding.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
gravy seeded way too low
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy NIT victory for Frank's Red Hot.
The Big Spicy Conference is already well represented.
by RutgersAl Qaeda on Mar 18, 2011 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
I took it that Franks = Buffalo sauce
And only a sweet 16 run? Screwed again…
/inferiority complex continues to grow
franks red hot does not equal buffalo sauce
“buffalo sauce” is the generic term. franks red hot is but one ingredient (albeit the majority ingredient) in buffalo sauce. even the most basic buffalo sauce is just margerine and franks, but not franks alone.
franks red hot is a condiment that, like siracha, goes well on everything. franks red hot got screwed. the selection committee screwed up on that one.
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Crystal over Tabasco
in a mild upset.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
I definitely picked Crystal to win that one in my bracket
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
So honey butter is only a 16 seed and "honey" itself doesn't even make the field?
You brought this upon yourself.
by Ardbeg on Mar 18, 2011 11:38 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Every times a rec.
BEEES!!!
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
swirled pink Mayo mixed with Ketchup
is the ONLY way to eat chic-fil-a waffle fries. and if you have never done that before, do it today…you know you need something to go with that hangover
Damnyankee
Eat your waffle fries with ketchup the way God intended you pinko treehugging librul.
by lhb98 on Mar 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What about ketchup and mustard mixed?
It has to be the right ratio, essentially 2 packets mustard to 3 packets ketchup. Dipping corn dogs in that shit? OM NOM NOM NOM
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Stop making me so hungry!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Can you tell I'm on a diet?
Me on diet = me obsessed with junk food
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
Corny dogs (not that prepacked freezer corn dog shit) were intended by God and Fletcher to have both ketchup and mustard.
FUCK MAYO.
Purple ketchup + mustard + corndog = LSU!
/hurr
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
yes!
i couldnt remember what brand it was.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Polynesian sauce would like a word with you.
I’m not sure what the word is, though, since I don’t speak any of the Polynesian dialects.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Something along the lines of "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a"
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, it's pronounced the way it is spelled
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
My God, you're all wrong.
Those waffle fries, like everything made at Chick-Fil-A, is designed for use with Chick-Fil-A sauce. Any other option is basically wasting your trip to CFA.
by Sportsmanship Points on Mar 18, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
chick Fil A ranch is amazing
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Chick-Fil-A sauce
just moved up to D1 this year and nearly made the tournament. Expect this very well-coached upstart to go dancing next year.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
WTF is
CFA Sauce? never seen it in all my trips to CFA.
by touchdown H-town on Mar 18, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I might be blaspheming here
But Chick-Fil-A Sauce is not that good. It’s smoky mustard, which is not that appealing to me.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
They might not have it in the TX market
also, they started keeping all the sauce behind the counter a couple years ago, maybe i just never knew about it to ask for it. now i know.
by touchdown H-town on Mar 18, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Sportsmanship Points is absolutely right
This is the only sauce to get at Chick-fil-a
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I have long since accepted my asian overlord.
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Also it's a probably a little too regionally isolated from y'all
But garbage plate meat sauce should have and would have done some serious damage in this bracket had it been included
Ooooh, yes!
I had forgotten about that, because I can’t get it anywhere, but GOOD LORD DELICIOUS
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Mar 18, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta do something about these auto qualifiers
Monkeygland Sauce, whatever the flaccid fuck that is, never stood a chance.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
That's either
(a) Some shit Orson made up; or
(b) Some shit Orson actually ate in Taiwan.
I’m not sure which.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The Googles tell me it's from South Africa
(and not actually made with monkey glands)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I demand to know what the committee was thinking
When they eliminated the substance known by my friends as “Chinese cum-cum sauce”….it’s the orangy-pink mayo-based sauce they give you at hibachi restaurants, which elevates fried rice from delicious to “want to dive into, Scarface/1st-birthday-cake style.”
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Almost forgot this stuff...
It’s been a while since my last trip to Benihana with a legit Korea-town and Chinatown readily available, but you’re right. That stuff is addictive.
White Sauce.
I’d wear that stuff as sun block. Then eat myself at the end of the day when it’s good & cooked-in.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
shrimp sauce?
delicious, but not very versatile. Relies way too much on fried rice, and if rice has one bad game they’re toast.
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I object to the fact that Bacon is not listed as a condiment
We all know that putting bacon on anything makes it better. Is that not the point of a condiment? But no, society, in its closed mindedness continues to put labels on things.
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by stempke on Mar 18, 2011 11:44 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bacon is its own food group
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Omitted for the sake of competition
The bacon bracket would look like the Schnelly bracket.
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yep. that would be pistol vs. nuke
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
But, but
What about Baconnaise?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There is a GOD!
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 18, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
In the spirit of fairness
Bacon was not invited. You can’t pit a veteran pro like bacon against a field of amateurs.
Although this does highlight the need for the ultimate bracket: Tasty Meat Products.
by car.full.of.midgets on Mar 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Second the Tasty Meat Product Bracket
How much processing does a meat need to undergo to be included? Do things like New York Strip and raw oyster make it, or does the hand of man need to be more involved like bacon, salami, sausage patties, little smokies, etc?
by gumBo Jackson on Mar 18, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, I can never enjoy (probably delicious) Nutella.
DAMN YOU, TREE NUT ALLERGIES!
It's a funny name.
This. A million times this.
I even have my own ebelskiver pan.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Nutella still the Hazel Nut product of choice for alleged rapists?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
That will be on my lunch order today
We just got a creperie near the office.
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one of the few things
I can tolerate of french “cuisine”
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
pine nuts are good too
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I call bullshit on Nutella being in the Final Four
And peanut butter being left on the bubble. They’re on the same shelf in the supermarket, man! They even put it on BURGERS now. No, I have not been brave enough to try it, but Mugshots does one.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
And that shit is delicious.
You just made me want to drive to Tuscaloosa. That’s the type of minor miracle the Mugshot peanut butter burger is capable of.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Really?
What’s it like, if you can describe it? We have a Mugshots in Starkville (one of the town’s few saving graces).
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean, it's just, like, good.
Make sure your beverage glass is full when you get your burger though, because it definitely sticks to the roof of your mouth. Also, you can order with smooth or crunchy PB. Never tried crunchy but I bet it would add a certain something.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
it's very good
I tried it crunchy and was absolutely delicious. If you’re ever in desperate need of protein, get yourself to Mugshots for this burger immediately. I don’t usually get it because I like some lettuce on my burger and that shit would not work with peanut butter. But it’s good.
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't see why lettuce/PB wouldn't work.
It would be a bit like PB on celery, wouldn’t it? I’m just trying to wrap my head around peanut butter smothering grilled ground beef. But hey, if it works with chicken or shrimp in a satay, why the hell not.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Things get interesting...
if we start to include solids and/or spices. Old Bay would appropriately make a strong late 90’s Maryland-style push I feel. Kimchi may not make the field but could be tricky match-up.
Cheese in a landslide.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
With the "American-style" theme...
How to handle shitty ingredients:
1. Fry it, or smoke it for 8 hours.
2. Cover in cheese.
3. Ludicrous amounts of ketchup, hot sauce, and or BBQ sauce.
Note my signature.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Cheese is a tough one
When someone suggested blue cheese, which I love, my mind said, “not a condiment” (blue cheese dressing is, and it was properly sent to the NIT, IMHO). But parmesan reggiano and pecorino romano? Basically condiments, and awesome.
Real parmigiano reggiano is so good
The older, sharper, and just-slightly-redolent-of-vomit it is, the better
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
always smelled a bit like baby puke to me
mmmmcurdled boobie milk
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Recently ran across a bastard cheese called Parrano
Technically it’s a Dutch gouda, but it’s developed to take on a heavy parm flavor over a short aging period, making it soft like a gouda but with parm taste. Wanted to hate it, but it’s quite tasty.
that is far and away my favorite cheese
had a great cheese tray at a John Besh restaurant in Nola with cured meats (Bocca and Prosciutto). Came with 3 little extras to try them with, including spicy candied fruits – it sounds weird but it was all fucking delicious.
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
On second thought..
There definitely needs to be a Cheese Bracket.
I'm all for it
But I doubt that the big cheese would approve. As I recall, he is vehemently anti-cheese.
by Mango Stasi on Mar 18, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Aunt Stabby can help us.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Aunt Stabby already said
she still gets overruled on TOTAL BULLSHIT. Cheese came to mind at that comment.
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if I could handle that
If there’s one thing we ‘Sconnies get snobby about, it’s our cheeses
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Tony Chachere's FTW
pronounced “SATCH-er-ees” obviously
"I chose to attend Notre Dame in part because I knew it was a 40-year decision and not a four-year decision." MF
That isn't so much a condiment
It’s more of an ingredient, like chicken or potatoes.
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That is a staple for me
although I made my own when I got to MX so I wouldn’t have to lug a can down here…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 18, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No love for Arby's sauce, I mean come on, it makes Arby's edible
That’s down right heroic
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 18, 2011 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Arby's sauce + Arby's Horsey = mouthsex
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Mar 18, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
With a 55 year old hooker who may or may not be a tranny, behind a dumpster.
The dumpster, of course, representing Arby’s.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Because there's always a better place to get a sandwich.
Why the fuck are you going to Arby’s?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 18, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Curly Fries
You never know when the urge for Curly Fries will strike, but it will be a powerful and undeniable urge
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
by stempke on Mar 18, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
feels like an Arby's night
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT DESPARAGE ARBY'S!!
I will fight you sirrah.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 18, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Haters gonna hate
Arby’s for life, and yes, Arby’s sauce + Horsey is awesome
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Arby's is Kentucky.
It’s truly astounding something so dirty is allowed to exist.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Us St Louis-types are spoiled by Lion's Choice
Seriously, I was very pissed when they closed the one here in Columbia, despite the fact that probably about three people (me, my uncle and my station’s news director) ate at it.
Damnit, I could go for a King Beef (with a side of au jus), fries and a Dr Pepper now…stupid lousy Lent.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 18, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Om nom nom nom nom.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I remember that one. It was glorious, right inside
the gas station with all the booze. ALL. THE. BOOZE.
MO liquor laws are great.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 18, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I have lived here for damn near two years now and all people have told me about Lion's Choice is
“Oh, it’s like a slightly better version of Arby’s.” And I believed them.
My classmates are assholes.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
Reczola.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This but the creation of a fanpost away
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Did you re-do it yet?
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by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillippe's mustard not being on here
proves something. not sure what though.
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EAST COAST BIAS PAAAWWWWWLLLL
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 18, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
holly is not a Phillippe's fan
this, of course, is something I would stab somebody over (if it hasn’t already happened many times before)
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The hell?
Preferring Cole’s over Phillippe’s does not a hater make. I’m not a SAVAGE, Joe, yeesh.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Mar 18, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a question about the barbecue sauce in the list
Is it that horrible smoke-flavored ketchup sold in grocery stores, or is it a proper barbecue sauce, like the glorious Foy’s from Columbus, Georgia?
there is nothing good from Columbus Georgia
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by Londonjoe on Mar 18, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cueing up crazy one night stand story.
by Counter Trap on Mar 18, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That's just one story?
Go figure.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The Columbus, GA version is only a single chapter.
One can only do so much in mill towns located adjacent to Army bases.
by Counter Trap on Mar 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Columbus has produced a number of interchangeable blondes
they’re not interesting stories, but they are stories
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Knowing Columbus
They weren’t real blondes
/wasblondewhenIlivedthere,too
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
They're all the same person with a slightly different face
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My friend who was stationed there pre-9/11
Lived with strippers. He was popular. The strippers were, typical-Columbus.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
My exact email to a cousin about to be stationed at Benning:
“If a girl tells you she works on the south side of town near the base, RUN. She’s either a stripper or a shitty tattoo artist, and has hepatitis either way.”
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I have not had this "Foys" place
but some of the best BBQ i’ve ever had was in North Georgia.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Columbus is one giant olive garden/macaroni grill test kitchen
that’s pretty much all I learned about it
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Hey.
I lived there for an 8 month period of time. I wouldn’t say I’m FROM Columbus…but I did go and come back from there.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
My housemate is from there
and he’s a joker, he is.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
All the good things I learned about manipulation
I learned in C-town.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
oh
well in that case, fuck that. I was around the Blue Ridge area. Rafting the Ocoee
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Kayaked that one myself.
Didn’t bother with much local fare though.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Having been through there a number of times
This is true (the rest, well as I said earlier, haters gonna hate)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Disagree.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What in the hell IS that?
I see a shitload of oyster crackers with some pickles on top of something…wait, what the fuck is that a CHILI DOG under that?
SERIOUSLY?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
/heavens open to glorious song
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
there is nothing good about that
hot dogs are for a) baseball games or b) late at night street food. Both a & b imply extreeeeme drunkenness.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not late night, but it's just about street food.
The scramble dog is the signature dish of the pharmacy across the street from Aflac’s HQ. And it’s the single greatest thing to happen to hot dogs since organ meat.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yellow mustard, white onions, pickle relish, diced white onions, a dill spear, some sport peppers, and a little bit of celery salt all think you're deluded.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 18, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude. You can get all of that at Dinglewood.
NEXT LEVEL HOT DOG MANEUVER.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
"You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001dtJ0srBI
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
If Nutella is in, why not marshmallow Fluff?
Fluffernutter sandwiches are why I have diabetes, and I don’t regret a thing
Fluffernutter?
Yankee
(/in love with Fluff sandwiches after stint in New England)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Never had fluff
But it sounds like an interesting addition to a PB and banana sandwich.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Atlanta place serves milkshake with fluff and nutella
WHY CAN"T I REMEMBER THE NAME OF HEAVEN?
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Cookout does this in NC
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Of all the things I ate in NC, Cookout is the one I miss the most.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Flip Burger in Bham
has a nutella shake with toasted marshmellows. Not bad at all.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 18, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
delicious
I believe there’s one in Atlanta as well, which is probably the original one.
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how the CI comment thread has basically come to a screeching halt
because this commentariat loves nothing more than debating the merits of various edibles/drankables.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Mayonnaise
is the Syracuse of the condiments.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions
too clean
The Syracuse of condiments has to be stone ground mustard
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you thinjk Pico is the same as Salsa
then youre doing it wrong
by touchdown H-town on Mar 18, 2011 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
WORD
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 18, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
On the one hand, EDSBS has been the best football blog around for the past six years.
On the other hand, you think Nutella is better than/would beat dijon (king of mustards), tartar sauce, butter and soy sauce.
Mene, tekel, peres- you are dead to me.
Ann Arbor is a trollop.
How awkward was it
when players who transferred from Butter to Hollandaise had to face their former teammates?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 11:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
truth
pie, biscuits, cookies, brown butter, bur blanc, herb butter, chicken kiev, sauteing just about anything… Sure, you can do a lot of these with bacon fat (and it sure is good), you can’t do it all. Plus butter has a little water if you need it
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Used to be my top seed until I found Country Bob's
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha. I signed up for that earlier.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Country Bob's is apparently based out of Illinois
Should that be an automatic disqualification?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No, because Bob works in mysterious ways.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It is not for us to question
the ineffable will of Bob.
by The Missing T on Mar 18, 2011 1:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not to be confused
with “Bob.”
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Best store bought BBQ sauce by far
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
The only one I'll keep in my fridge.
Must have at all times on all occasions.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
this man speaks truth
BBQ SAUCE is a conference all its own; they had to compete to play for the tournament.
I tell you what tho, that mustard-based garbage got bounced out QUICK LIKE
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I make 2 home-made BBQ sauces
one is Bourbon based. One is tequila based. Fuck all other bases.
by RockyMountainOyster on Mar 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
would like to suscribe to your newsletter
plz, can haz recipe?
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
bourbon sauce
1 medium sized bottle of bourbon, lots of garlic, some onion, about 1.25 cans of tomato paste, and some brown sugar to taste. Add more bourbon towards the end, and strain out the chunks. eat it on everything.
by RockyMountainOyster on Mar 18, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Drink rest of unused bourbon?
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
confused...
oh i see, yeah you should have already been drinking it as you go. when the sauce is finished, so should the bourbon be.
by RockyMountainOyster on Mar 18, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
One for the sauce, two for the chef, I always say.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Whatever, go eat your sugar-corn-syrup Kraft ketchup barbecue sauce
Saves more for the rest of us.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
WHOA WHOA WHOA COWBOY
I just don’t like mustard sauce. I’m a vinegar / tomato guy. Fuck a corn syrup.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
BBQ needs mucho vinegar
Bone Suckin’ Sauce ftw
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 18, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Carefull...
this is tricky territory. Vinegar based NC style vs KC Style vs mustard based SC style… plus texas and memphis, it could get ugly
We can all agree
KC style ketchup based is devilshit.
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by Londonjoe on Mar 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too bad you didn't buy any Foy's
or eat at the Smokey Pig while in Columbus.
Smoke should come from a fire
not from a sauce. And corn syrup has no place around barbecue.
Not with barbecue
unless by “barbecue” you mean dried out chunks of meat you can’t force down without sugar-coating them.
Gates makes edible barbecue, if you haven’t had real barbecue in a few years, but Arthur Bryant’s is all atmosphere, and K.C. Masterpiece is a waste of time and money.
Devilshit.
Imma just steal this word to describe Kansas City sugarytomato sauce.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
the real BBQ places in KC do not have this crappy type of sauce
Just because you can buy it in a store and the label says KC does not KC BBQ sauce make.
Go to:
Smokin Guns in North KC for excellent BBQ and sauces
Jack Stacks for excellent rack of lamb.
and numerous other places for ‘okay I’m in a hurry’ bbq.
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by Anon_the_younger on Mar 18, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the sweet KC style BBQ but I'm a Yankee what the hell do I know
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
bullseye:bbqsauce::mich ultra:beer
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Question
My best bbq sauce that I can get up here is the Dinosaur bbq sauce. I don’t really know where that fits into the NC/memphis/KC strata. Can any of you help place that for me so I know which one I like?
Is it sweet?
Is it thick?
Is it smoky?
Is it applied during the cooking process?
If you answered any of these questions in the affirmative, then you are dealing with an inferior product used to mask the fact that the meat wasn’t cooked properly in the first place.
It's none of those, actually
Upon closer inspection it appears to be vinegar based. I’M WITH Y’ALL NOW!
/dunks head in gravy, comes up saved
Obviously you've never had Gates
Yes, it’s tomato-based, but it’s spicy, not very thick or smoky, and is only applied after your beef on bun has been plated.
Seeing as my family is originally from KC, this is the gold standard of barbecue.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 18, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
I miss Gates.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Best sauce on BBQ I've had
is at Bullocks BBQ in the ghetto part of Durham NC… you know, that one ghetto part….
Durham is sort of all ghetto
I mean, I live there. The food is fanfuckingtastic though. We’re supposedly the top food town in the region?
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Where does "White BBQ" sauce fit in all this?
I for one hope it doesn’t. What were North Alabamians thinking with that stuff?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
I have to admit, I make a damn fine white sauce. I didn’t even consider it when I was thinking about mayo. its fan-fucking-tastic on poultry though; a must-have. every time I smoke a turkey or some wings I always make the white sauce. when done right it tastes a bit like really tangy version of the spicy ranch from Outback
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
WAIT,WAIT,WAIT!!! A MAYO BASED BBQ SAUCE??
What kind of fucked up repugnant shit is that??
These really are the end times,aren’t they?
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Mar 18, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I know, crazy
Some of our friends here in town went to Auburn & Alabama, and it came up at a bbq at my house this fall. We’re standing around, drinking and they start talking about how good it would be on the turkey I smoked. I guess its a Bob Gibson’s thing. So i look up how to make it, and it is fucking delicious on poultry. if it helps, I just call it “white sauce” and not “bbq sauce”.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Never heard of white sauce and lived in/around Alabama til 1997
Sounds like I got out just in time. If they’re making BBQ sauce with mayo, they’ve sunk even further in reputability than imaginable and I’m just waiting for COTG to KILL IT WITH FIRE.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
interwebs tell me 1925
Big Bob Gibson’s based in Decatur, AL.
this website talks about it, gives a recipe. dont remember if this was the good one or the bad one. one didn’t add enough of the other stuff.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
BBG is very, very, very good.
Many strong performances at Memphis in May. Not crazy bout the white sauce (their’s or anyone’s).
by dirt sandwich on Mar 18, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell, I've lived here almost all my life,
and I only heard about white sauce within the last year, and had it for the first time a few weeks ago. I had to go down to Auburn for a memorial service and it was served at the post-service get-together. It wasn’t horrible, but I prefer my sauces vinegar-based.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Can haz honorary Southerner status
if I repudiate Yankee BBQ sauce?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you accept jesus and gravy into your life as well
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe the holy trinity includes sweet tea, as well.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Julep as acceptable substitute
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by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Fixed that for ya
Julep as acceptable substitute NECESSITY
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
ohhhh hey, you
the makers that i’ve had the mint leaves steeping in for almost a year was pretty damn good. didn’t detect any bitterness. now, the question is: is a month of steeping good enough, or does it need the full 11 months? I’d say it’ll be fine with just a month or so.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet tea is more of a St. Peter here.
I believe it is the Gravy, The Son, and the Holy Spirits (Bourbon)
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
/baptised in river of gravy
I BEEN SAVED!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"Mom, dad... this is really hard for me to say but I've got to say it: I'm coming out of the closet...
…I’m a southerner"
by Mango Stasi on Mar 18, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'd tell them
by calling into PAWWWLLL.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The south: come for the food.
Stay for the heart disease.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
welcome y'all!
leave ur books up there, won’t be needin’ em no more.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If we're talking at a restaurant, then The Whole Hog Cafe
in Little Rock, AR, probably wins for me. Locally, I like the chipotle BBQ sauce at Jim n Nicks, though it’s not what you’d call a classic BBQ sauce.
Can never eat much of Jim n Nicks BBQ
Because I’ve gorged myself on those damn cheese muffins.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Mar 18, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
When I saw honey butter as only a 16-seed,
my first thought was, “clearly the seeding committee has never tried the cheese biscuits at Jim n Nicks”
Wife is CRAZY about those
but she is a bit of an aspirational foodie and is all up in the Southern Folkways Alliance stuff when we go down there, and prefers Jim & Nicks over, say, Dreamland or Top Hat.
Grrrrrr.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Dreamland = Big East of Barbecue.
OVER-FUCKING-RATED.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're getting BBQ in the Tuscaloosa area it needs to be Archibalds
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Agreed.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty hard to beat Top Hat
Haven’t been there in years, but it’s always great. I was sad the Cullman branch closed down (Blount Springs was better, but I have family in Cullman so it was convenient).
Dreamland doesn’t really wow me, and yet I eat a shit ton of it when I go there. But that was also true of free beer at frat parties; doesn’t mean it was good.
IMO, nothing’s better than Sonny’s sweet sauce as an all-purpose sauce. Some situations might call for other things, but if you can only have one, there is only one choice.
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Sonny's?
You must be from Florida if you eat at that place. It’s like a poor imitation of barbecue for people who haven’t had good barbecue.
They charge extra for the stew! How wrong is that?
Born and raised in FL
Sonny’s doesn’t have the best BBQ food. The sweet sauce is divine though.
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we had one here for a week or two.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
In college, people always wanted to go to Sonny's.
I wanted to lock the doors and high tale it to the Brick Pit in Mobile, show them the error of their ways.
Sonny's = McDonald's of BBQ
but goddamn, I love both sometimes. I had all-u-can-eat at Sonny’s at least once a week in college.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Come now
Sonny’s is a bit better than that. Applebee’s serves the McDonald’s of barbecue.
Team Speed Kills -- SBNation's SEC Blog
If you're so inclined, follow me @Year2
actually
I guess the McRib would be the McDonalds of BBQ. so, yea, you’re right. you can at least be certain all of Sonny’s meats came from an animal.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
"We had to discontinue the Ribwich because the animal we made it of went extinct"
“The cow?” “The pig?”
“No, think smaller, more legs”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Maurice's.
Come for the sauce and $47 sandwiches, stay for the books about Abraham Lincoln being a consarned liar.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hate with fire! that goddamned hash garbage is AW-FUL. Hash? Rice? Yellow BBQ Sauce? Colonel Sanders looking KKK motherfucker? Cerberus won’t even let him into hell.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU get a
!
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
BBQ SAUCE IS NOT YELLOW DAMNIT
I DO NOT CARE HOW MUCH OF A MUSTARD BASE IT HAS, EVEN CRAPPY-ASS, WATERED DOWN KC MASTERPIECE (WHICH IS FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA, NOT KANSAS CITY…SERIOUSLY, EVEN FUCKING ZARDA PUTS OUT BETTER SAUCE THAN THAT PABLUM, TO SAY NOTHING OF ARTHUR BRYANT’S OR GATES) AND MAULL’S IS NOT YELLOW.
REAL BARBECUE SAUCE IS SOMEWHERE FROM CLEAR WITH A REDDISH TINGE (FOR CAROLINA STYLE) OR DEEP, DARK MAROON, THANK YOU.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Mar 18, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
... and YOU get a
!
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnny Harris-Savannah
Delightfully spicy when heated, a little bland a room temp.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a whole new bracket
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I DID NOT KNOW WE HAD SO MANY CLOSET MAYO LOVERS AROUND HERE.
I MAY HAVE TO REEVALUATE MY INVOLVEMENT WITH THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
YOU get a rec.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And I'm rec'ing you because YOU beat me to it.
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Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Completely Random Side Note:
I can’t remember who’s commercial featured the “home run contest where you win a house” and everyone fails horribly but the guy still says “YOUUUUU get a house.” but it remains one of my favorite commercials of all time.
And YOU get a rec.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK CLEMAYO
Kinda close to Clamato, which also blows.
/never had a bloody mary,never will.
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Mar 18, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
and Clemson, don't forget to Fuck Clemson
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#TEAMMAYODEATH
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#TEAMDEATHTOMAYO
“Team Mayo Death” is probably taken by those sickos that would choose death by mayo.
by lhb98 on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#TEAMDEATHTOMAYO
I agree
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
EVERYBODY GETTIN RECS UP IN THIS BITCH!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Does mayo hatred extend
to delicious home made aioli. Because Hellman’s can go die in a fucking fire, but aioli—-numnumnumnumnum.
WE HATE MAYO!*
*Does not apply to the magical chemical reaction that occurs when mayo is added to Jimmy John’s bread, inexplicably forming an extremely addictive substance.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Mar 18, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
REC'd for TRUTH
Love some Jimmy Johns. But I also love mayo in ALL CIRCUMSTANCES and ALL YALL BE HATERS.
"I chose to attend Notre Dame in part because I knew it was a 40-year decision and not a four-year decision." MF
by alpelican on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sitting warm in the Cambodian sun is a circumstance.
/seenwithmyowneyes
by Counter Trap on Mar 18, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
REC'D AGAIN FOR TRUF
I would have stabbed a bitch the other day for a Jimmy John’s sandwich.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Mar 19, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
ok
I’ll give that one to you. the ONLY time I’ll eat mayo stand-alone.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes you just have to treat life like Super Mario Brothers 3
Once you look behind the curtain, you cannot go back to the way it was
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Fuck Mayo
go remoulade
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
UNDERAPPRECIATED
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I'm not stupid. I just make a lot of bad decisions.
by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Going to get crab cakes for lunch now.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
remoulade was ruled ineligible
problems with student visas. they wouldve cleaned up however.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
also, any kind of aioli
mmmm aioli
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nothin' been closet about my affinity for mayo.
SAY IT LOUD – I’M A MAYO-LOVER AND I’M PROUD
BUT I AM NOT GOING TO REWRITE JAMES BROWN’S LYRICS TO FIT THE THEME BECAUSE BASKETBALL’S COMING ON RIGHT NOW.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But have you had mayo with lime?
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 18, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
good Lord
just saw this. sounds…. interesting?
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not bad
much better than soy sauce with lime (limon) juice…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Mar 19, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got no real problem with the way that this bracket turned out
Siracha makes everything better. When the bastards finally get around to executing me I want my last meal to be pizza aged ~12-18 hours in a refrigerator, served cold and slathered with siracha.
so you're going on a massive bender the night before they put you down?
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Duh
Because if you’re hungover enough, you’ll be begging for death.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Too hungover to find hungover owl picture, myself.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
No. Unacceptable.
Time to rally!
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid office.
Leave. Lunchtime yes? Random tummy issue from “bad” food will keep you out rest of day.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT.
Also, Sriracha is a fiery overlord of delicious destruction. Behold the Oatmeal’s opinion.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oatmeal always gets a rec from me.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I drank it on a dare
it tastes different in Asia, but it’s really damn popular
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Pepperoni Roll delivery has arrived
Let the games begin
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
again.
nomnomnomnom
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that something akin to stromboli?
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Very similar
A little simpler, but they’re both basically pepperoni and cheese wrapped in dough
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
hotpockets?
or the noble Calzone?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NONONO!
A calzone is a calzone. Pepperoni rolls are pocket-sized food. A hotpocket is a weak approximation of the gloriousness that is a true pepperoni roll.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're ever driving to Morgantown for a WFV game . . .
. . . . stop off at Tomaro’s in Clarskburg to see if you can get a bag of ’em warm out of the oven.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Want. So. Much.
That is one of several reasons I thank God for being blessed with a West Virginian grandmother.
by The Missing T on Mar 18, 2011 1:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ok, off to lunch!
i dunno WTF i’m gonna eat now.
/argh
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
Here's what I'm currently craving
A corndog dipped in mixed ketchup and mustard
A stromboli with plenty of marinara (which I would argue might be a condiment)
A piece of Foosackly’s toast dipped in the sauce
A peanut butter burger
And a giant pile of fried rice covered in Chinese cum-cum sauce
Probably gonna settle for a big fucking cheeseburger.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
i cheated
went to Shrimp Basket. today was AYCE fried shrimp.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Settled for a Pollman's turkey po-boy because I only had about 10 minutes to run out and get something. FAIL.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Ummm, Olive tapenade
Obviously the cause celebre of teams missing the bubble.
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
Etcetera Bracket was loaded.
Pesto as a 9 seed? Tzatziki a 12? And the top 4 seeds in the bracket are murderous, excepting Selection Committee favorite Tartar Sauce, which is honestly more worthy of a six seed than a 3. Hell, even Worcestershire put together a midseason top 5 ranking, before a few bad losses and poor performance in the conference tournament dropped them down to a 6.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 18, 2011 12:19 PM EDT reply actions
what about
the paprika-heavy mayo sauce at Raising Caine’s?
by JMUDave on Mar 18, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You do need mayo to make Deviled Eggs
undisputed king of the appetizer bracket
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I want this for lunch.
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead
by Chloe Denmark on Mar 18, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
scallops are tasteless!
you can put Foie gras and truffle oil in your deviled egg mix… mmmmm
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
mmmm.
Also works for Lenten Fridays!!!
Winner for Dinner.
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Ack.
YES I WOULD LIKE MORE EGGS WITH MY EGGS AND OIL PLZ.
/hates eggs like the author hates cheese
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
you can't be southern
if you don’t eat deviled eggs. sorry.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SPIDER CLOSET AT ONCE.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
/dragged screaming incomprehensible things about eggs to spider closet
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
and there assaulted by spider eggs.
For the Irony!!
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!
by Cranked_Irish on Mar 18, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
eggs are just about the last thing I would be willing to give up in my kitchen
just behind salt
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Gorgonzola stuffed mushrooms will mudhole stomp deviled eggs
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Mar 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Deviled eggs are the only thing that the kitchen takes in serious numbers when they make them
we didn’t lose much on food, but you always knew they were going to have to make twice as many as were going out.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Caine's always gets a rec
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought I knew you people
Not one single fucking mention
Also ketchup swirled with mayo and relish is 1000 Island. Stop calling it secret sauce burger places!!!!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Mar 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
1000 Island
Was a 1-seed in the NIT.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Love that stuff on fries.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
"I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz 57 and french-fried potatoes,
Big kosher pickle and an ice cold beer,
Good God almighty, which way do I steer?"
/Buffett’d
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMN
“cold draft beer.” Apologies.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus relish....
THEN you have 1000 island.
by touchdown H-town on Mar 18, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone ever seen Fistfull of Quarters? Or at had this sauce?
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on Mar 18, 2011 12:25 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Billy Mitchell always gets the rec
“There is a possible Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone is interested.”
by RockyMountainOyster on Mar 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"U-S-A baby, thats who I do this for"
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on Mar 18, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Tabasco would have kicked ass if not for missing Chipotle
Tabasco with Chipotle would have been unstoppable and would made it to the finals easy. However, Chipotle was ruled in illegible for exchanginging it’s uniform in El Paso for sexual favors from the lovely senioritas in Juarez City.
Alec: Chris, did you really buy a $1400 toilet?
Chris: Yeah, it's great. It's Japanese and has those little warm water jets that clean the undercarriage.
Eric: Chris, it's a toilet, you shit in it.
Ah but what of Chipotle Tabasco
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This and eggs is amazing
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on Mar 18, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
They serve that after the tour at Avery Island.
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by Matt 'n' The Hat on Mar 18, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I will DRINK this stuff
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Catsup + mayo
Ain’t nuthin but that smeg they dollop on ur Big Mac.
DURKEE sauce? MIA
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 12:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Remoulade
I know it was already mentioned, but it needs to be mentioned again.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
Crescent City Grill/Mahogany Bar in Hattiesburg, MS.
Robert St. John makes the best spicy remoulade. I got his book “A Southern Palate” and it has the recipe, so I started making my own. Great with shrimp and crawfish tails.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I absolutely reject the notion that anything good could come out of Hattiesburg.
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by allicolls on Mar 18, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not even Leatha's?
Alright, but I’m just saying, you’re missing out…
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Excuse me...
I make the best remoulade sauce. And so does everyone else I know, really. Since everyone makes their own, saying there is 1 recipe is like saying there’s 1 pho recipe in Vietnam or 1 pad thai recipe in Bangkok (snicker). I’ve not tried St. John’s, but I bet I’ve had something similar. It’s hard to screw up a remoulade, though. Even the bad ones are acceptable on some level.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
The hardest part was making the spice mix.
It uses a base of Lawry’s, but then there’s a whole bunch of spices that I can’t remember off the top of my head. You make up a big batch of the spice mix, then use small portions to make the remoulade. The good thing is a big batch keeps a while, so you can keep making remoulade without going back and mixing the spices every time.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I have several spice mixes
on hand, actually. I never understand why more people don’t. Yeah, I have a can of Tony’s in my house like any good NOLA boy should, but I rarely use it over one of my own. Too much salt. With my own blends I can regulate the amount of salt and the overall heat level. I have the “ME ONLY” super spicy blend, an herbal blend for lighter fare, and the more generic “WIFE AND KID WON’T HATE ME AND WILL ACTUALLY EAT THIS” blend. I’ve taken to growing my own herbs year round now, so everything coming out of my kitchen these days has an herbal flair to it, for better or for worse.
But yeah, once the base is laid for a remoulade, the sky is the limit. My wife swears by the Arnaud’s recipe – more of an orangy colored sauce. But since she doesn’t cook much (read: “ever”) she’s stuck with my light reddish/pink sauce. Louisiana Fish Fry remoulade will always do in a pinch. Very tasty and not loaded with binders and fillers.
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
A quick scan reveals no mention of lingonberry preserves
Or, more simply, ligon; which Swedes eat with just about everything from pancakes to oatmeal to meat dishes.
Seriously, how ligon doesn’t sneak into the Euro-trash bracket just shows how little knowledge of Scandinavian delicacies our dear editors maintain.
HOW CAN 9 MILLION WHITE PEOPLE BE WRONG?
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 18, 2011 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
I'm certain Miracle Whip is purchased by over 9 million very wrong white people.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
9 million over-educated Volvo drivers:
HOW CAN THEY BE WRONG?
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 18, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd just like to point out
that I love the amount of righteous indignation, absolute declaration, and accusation being thrown around in this thread.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2011 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
And here I thought it couldn't get any better than the redneck bracket
Fearless Leader and Aunt Stabby continue to outdo themselves
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
A well-constructed alcohol bracket would shut the server down.
Actually, a poorly- constructed alcohol bracket would, too.
by Ardbeg on Mar 18, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
There'd have to be a beer bracket, a bourbon bracket, and an "other likker" bracket.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
As much as I like bourbon, giving it it's own bracket and not Scotch would be a travesty
Sadly, bourbon and Scotch would probably have to share a whiskey/whisky bracket.
This is the best argument for a 96-team field I’ve seen.
I think we'd have to regionalize it
Bourbon, Scotch, Irish and….Canadian? Other? What are our four regions?
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Canadian
I’m biased though.
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Commonwealth
That would cover India which is home to more fake JD consumed per year than is actually produced worldwide.
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I think we'd have to have automatic bids for about 35 "conference" winners
And then accept at larges. Which is simultaneously grossly unfair and fair. The Scotch conference tournament would make the Big East look like a cakewalk. But Grand Marnier could basically sleepwalk through its tournament.
Yep, I can see it
Break your scotches down into Isleys, Speysides, etc. Bourbons could be in families like Beam, Buffalo Trace, etc. Could be epic.
And that JD shit is still on probation for lying to people.
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
RYE is an AQ.
All the girlie flavored Whisky’s have to play in.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Beer would be impossible to do.
Too many variables when it comes to the selection process. Something as simple as choosing a season for Selection Sunday would mess everything up.
not sure how you would bracket beer
region? type of beer? Just wait til Orson pulls another ketchup and puts Bud Lite in the final 4. The site will explode
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
You speak truth.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Rec’d for absolut truth.
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by Carl Putnam on Mar 18, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
budweiser would walk in a landslight.
amiright? anyone? anyone? shows self door.
by dirt sandwich on Mar 18, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I recently read about Jim Thorpe for class...
Him and the rest of the Carlisle Indians would chug vanilla extract to get drunk. This is the only time in the history of everything that Budweiser would be an upgrade.
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on Mar 18, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Vanilla extract is 35% alcohol
(knew that without checking because I made my own recently). So it would take much less vanilla than Bud to get you drunk. Therefore, I say vanilla wins.
I'm guessing vanilla extract isn't poisonous or anything
But that strikes me as just one step above drinking Listerine or squeezing Sterno.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Any port in a storm!
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If vanilla extract is in the bracket,
then Jamaican Ginger has to be there too.
/jakeleg’d
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, 2 salsas,pico and yet no picante. Discuss.
Play ins:
Picante (Pace?)
57
Maple syrup
Honey
Pina Colada (or other sweet sauce served with coconut covered fried foods)
Who moves up to get slaughtered by soy sauce?
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Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Mar 18, 2011 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
Maple syrup isn't versatile enough to even be in the discussion.
Its usefulness ends with breakfast.
Isn't it in the baconized bourbon?
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by Truffle Shuffle on Mar 18, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
FALSE
It can be used as a replacement for simple syrup.
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by marktgarten on Mar 18, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
WRONG
maple goes on everything.
I even invented a drink called “the lumberjack” bourbon + maple syrup, i think it needs something else though.
by touchdown H-town on Mar 18, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Lime juice
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Maple syrup is a key ingredient in marinades
by Albino Tornado on Mar 18, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that didn't even occur to me.
I was thinking of maple syrup in the “put it on things” context. Although, when it comes to marinades, I prefer using honey.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Mar 18, 2011 1:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think we all get that that's the point
And we absolutely love it
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Whither salt? Pepper?
These are Man’s oldest and favoritest condiments. How did they miss the cut?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
You're entering seasoning territory
Spices, herbs, salt, other single ingredient items can’t be considered condiments I don’t think.
Otherwise, saffron would sneak up on everyone and win in a huge upset.
What do we consider the authoritative source?
Wikipedia calls it a condiment. But I’ll agree with the stipulation that mere powdery substances sprinkled on foods are not qualifiers.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Mar 18, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
WIKUHPEDIA DUN TULD MUH THAT .
THASS HOWA KNOW IZ TROO.
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
opening up the bracket to spices/seasonings would necessitate a much larger bracket
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The NCAA would like to hear more about this "larger bracket" idea.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Did I miss Chick-fil-a Sauce
going pro? Because I crave it and its mustardy goodness everyday and twice on sunday (yes, they are closed on sunday. This offends me to no end.)
Habanero sauce based on carrot juice
Brings the heat down just a bit while retaining the great flavor.
Just a bit means that you like Thai food hotness.
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by Anon_the_younger on Mar 18, 2011 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
it upsets me
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who considers bacon a condiment?
Given the field I’m all for sriracha, but bacon makes everything better.
THE OMISSION OF GUACAMOLE IS A BLIGHT ON THE COMMITTEE
Totally counts as a condiment due to tortas. We will not forget the injustice of being robbed of a classic guac-nutella matchup for a long long time.
by bruinM on Mar 18, 2011 1:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd have to call that a dip
Like hummus,bean or onion.
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Mar 18, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
or Kiffin
The biological purpose of pain is to prevent the recurrence of stupidity.
by DrBundy on Mar 18, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
zing!
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
It's funny cuz it's true!!!!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Mar 18, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmm, hummus
I love just getting some fries and hummus at Hooligans and combining the two
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
OOH, I gotta try that.
I normally just get hummus and taboulleh and eat that shit with pita bread until I have to undo my jeans. Dammit now I have to plan a trip to Tuscaloosa.
DAMN DIET.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
How did Zaxby's sauce not make it on the bracket
(Don’t give me this “it’s just ketchup and ranch sauce” crap). Now if only the stingy misers would give you more than one packet without charging…
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
You mean "Comeback sauce," right?
That’s all Zaxby’s sauce is, is an attempt at comeback sauce. So is Abner’s. The REAL stuff is in Jackson at The Rotisserie.
Can’t believe it didn’t make the bracket…oh wait, it originated in Mississippi. Never mind.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Your Zaxby's sauce wen 10-17 on the year, and lost to Guthrie's.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
yum
/instanlygains8pounds
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by CoastalCowbell on Mar 18, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Buffalo sauce got jobbed by the refs!!!
There is nothing – NOTHING!- that does not taste better with buffalo sauce on it.
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by Spartan D on Mar 18, 2011 1:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
water
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The Selecton Committee made a GRAVEy Mistake putting
Redeye in over
Have you seen the OOC schedule of Durkee?? Sandwiches, casseroles, dippin’ sauce, Durkee will slather any food any where, it doesn’t care how many 5 Star Chefs your condiment has preparing it, Dukee just shows up and makes things taste better.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Miracle Whip can't carry Durkee's Jock.
Just ask your Cardiologist at your next Infarct.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
dang- I'm an idiot
I can’t believe I had Harrissa (err……….St.John’s) going to the final four
#bracketdonebeenbustededed
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
I mean, I like harissa, so it's not an unforgiveable mistake
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Mar 18, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't know
at 6:00pm everybody thought I was a savant for taking Morehead St over Louisville, but at 10:00pm they knew I was just the regular kind of idiot for picking St John’s to go final four…………..and somebody needs to just buy Gene Keady a freakin hat
mmmmm……..goat on a stick with harissa
now that’s winning
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
now I don't feel so bad for picking St. Johns to go to the elite 8
I did pick Richmond to beat Vandy but unfortunately I have Louisville beating them next round :/
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, no way Vegemite should even make it in
The NIT wouldn’t take that shit
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Chow-chow lost to mayo in the All-American bracket - First Round
BTW, are we talking store-bought or homemade-with-vegetables-you-grew-in-your-own-damn-backyard variety?*
*Note: last batch was a little too vinegary.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Texas vs. Oakland confirms why I can't watch too much BB and save all my yearly exposure for the tourney,
My hate list of rules in sports are:
1) Designated Hitter
2) Advance ball to half court via timeout (NBA only? not sure)
3) Fucking 3000 timeouts at end of games, see Texas vs. Oakland
I’m solutions oriented, so here it is.
A) Each team gets 5 timeouts total, two regular, one 30 second, and two “reset” timeouts. The “reset” timeouts would be used for when a guy is about to have a 5 second penalty called or maybe isn’t going to make it across half court in 10 seconds, or maybe when a guy gets a rebound and is in danger of getting into a tie ball situation, so before that happens he calls a timeout. With a “reset” timeout, the ball is immediately taken out of bounds like after a normal timeout, but no going over to the bench for coaching.
B) At the end of games, after the clock gets under 2 minutes both teams can call a combined 3 timeouts of the regular/30 second variety (this means if one team calls a regular and a 30 second, the other team can only call one regular or one 30 second). If a team still has more non “reset” timeouts left after the 3 combined TOs have been called, those extra timeouts are converted to a “reset.” The net effect is there can be only 3 real stoppages of the game under 2 minutes, any additional “reset” timeouts won’t be too bad since the ball will immediately be inbounded again. So to clarify, theoretically all 10 timeouts could be called in the last 2 minutes of a game, but only 3 would be real stoppages, the other 7 (at most) would be immediate inbounding of the ball.
C) I would also sign on to reducing the initial allotment from 5 to 4 timeouts, with the deduction being from the regular timeouts so each team ends up with 1 reg, 1 30, and 2 “reset” at the start of the half.
Basketball games feel the most contrived of any sports with how different the last minute or so is from the rest of the game, and it sucks. If teams weren’t able to call so effing many TOs my guess is that overall, the better team will still win most often, just like it probably is now, only we’d all be saved about 5-10 minutes of our lives.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
And 1 point for each basket scored when the players hand releases the ball in the cylinder or touches the rim.
You only get 1 point from the charity stripe 15.5 feet away, why should you get two for point blank stuffing?
Now you’ve got 1, 2, and 3 point shots. Choose your poison.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I would almost go for that except we know
that it would never fly cause we gots to have the dunking to keep eyeballs on the screen (see WNBA) and secondly, I feel like if a player is able to get close enough to dunk, than the other team deserves to have two scored on them.
You could almost argue that dunks should be worth 3 points, it would certainly encourage some teams to become uber athletic and make for an exciting brand of ball. Of course, said team would eventually lose to a bunch of white stiffs who actually play defense and can shoot from beyond 3 feet away.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Yep, that's what I see. I'd also like to see the shot clock banished so
Chapel Hill can 4 corner a better team to death, and I can switch channels to watch Top Gear rather than a 32-28 Final Four.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The last word on the Ketchup controversy.
“God this stuff isn’t getting to me – the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It’s watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody – I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!”
Harry Callahan-SFPD@Sudden Impact
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
Concur,
As a child I put ketchup on dogs, but as I grew I began to think as an adult and put away childish ways.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Mar 18, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
did you
just fucking quote 1st Corinthians in relation to ketchup/hot dogs?
I remember it. My parents are had me later in life, at little.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or he had a come to Jesus moment staring "straight down a forty-four"
There, I went all LYNYRD SKYNYRD on ’ya.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
At first, I thought it was a travesty that Marmite was not included.
But then, I saw Vegemite, which is Clemson to Marmite’s Auburn.
Fuck Vegemite.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
So does this mean
Vegemite is Marmite with a lake?
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 18, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Are Lay's Chips a condiment
if you sprinkle the broken shards into your Baloney/Cheese Sammich or your side of Cottage Cheese? Would this extend to Fritos shrapnel?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
cape cod chips on a sandwich are where it's at
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
just say no to cottage cheese though
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by billycthulhu on Mar 18, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, I do this almost daily.
Not in the genes, but several late Baby Boomers and I do this from Preschool age on.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
What is the appropriate condiment here?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Mar 18, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Whatever the goop they use with this guy:
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Mar 18, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Lipitor
/imusthaveit
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Mar 18, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
NEXT LEVEL CARDIAC ARREST MANEUVER
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Mar 18, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
There is only one true condiment
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
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