AUBURN TREES POISONED: THE LORAX SPEAKS
by Spencer Hall on Feb 16, 2011 5:47 PM EST
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PrintThe trees at Toomer's Corner have been poisoned at Auburn University by someone who called into the Finebaum Show to brag about it. In times like this when reason fails, we declare your reason invalid, and resort to poetry and photoshop.
"What's more," slurred the Lorax, (his dander was up)
"Let me say a few words about The Tiggity-Tide,
Your fans they blab on, day and night without stop
Of your trophies and bophies and Finebaumy slop
And what do you do with this mountain of poo?
I'll show you, as soon as I refresh my cocktaileroo,"
[the Lorax fills a 64 ounce jug with whiskey and three drops of water.]
No more rolling the trees at the Toomery-Too,
No more rolling the trees, since they've poisoned the yews!
An arboreal assassin has tainted the leaves!
And ruined the rollings of Brad, Thad, and multiple Steves!
I sat silent, the Lorax his words to my ears
Had stung me cold, for it was me I fear
Who'd poisoned the trees, and ended children's dreams
Of toilet papery japery and capery on the corner, it seems.
His eyes grew black. His hair rose with rage!
"We'll plant another, and another, and another, you'll see!
With the seed comes the sprout, and the sprout makes the tree!
We'll grow them so huge, and roll them with care
And build lofty fences to keep your ilk away
'All-in' we'll cry, for Auburn we are!
We'll spend what we have, and then spend some more
We've done it on football! WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE!
And know that when we space
The holes for the trees to replace
I'll add in
The special gin
To make their branches race
To the sky they'll take!
With thick trunks they'll make
Fair Auburn trees more strong
Than the sting of the wrong
That made the Tigers ache.
For under each one
I'll haul
A little piece of your sainted Paul
To let y'all see
How a tree
Lives far longer than you ever could
Or any football fan ever should
Off the corpse of a single Bear."
And then the Lorax smiled, and went to play pantsless golf for the rest of the day.
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"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
He's looking for a LITTTTTLE OOOOORC
/I will make LOTR references all night, I love this story so much
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 16, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
o.m.g.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 16, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
there is a sad irony in things going green in a thread about things that are most decidedly no longer going green, and are most likely going the color of toothpicks.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Sad irony is the best kind.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 17, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I am on nobody's side
because nobody is on my side.
/independent’d
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wrong book
There were two trees on hallowed ground, poisoned by the evil one.
Toomer’s Corner was blighted by another Morgoth
/Silmarillion’ed
Welcome to the weekly meeting of the Silmarillion Survivors Support Group.
Punch, cookies, and pages upon pages of faux-Finnish in the back.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 8:13 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I was kicked out at 15
When I went on a date
by sullivan013 on Feb 17, 2011 8:27 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Your move, lesser rivalries
Speed and Drank....feel the dichotomy.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 16, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
you're right
makes ol’ Mark Duvall a little less troll-y.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
I chuckle at B1G
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 16, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
You can bet
as soon as Michigan becomes nationally relevant (SORRY BLANX DON’T HISS), there will be similar shenanigans.
GAHHHHH
The good news is that there is nothing of consequence worth killing on either campus
in the B1G
by ApothecaryMark on Feb 16, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey now.
Winter’s almost over. Shit’s gonna turn green again!
"WHAT are you going to MAKE PIZZAS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?"
"IT'S BETTER THAN PAYING 1,000 BUCKS FOR A WATER FILTER!"
"NO! NO! THAT WAS FOR THE LICENSES!"
-Doug and Danny Heffernan arguing over a good pyramid scheme
You've bought into Delany's propaganda I see
Winter’s almost over.
Winter is never over on Hoth
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
We respect nature.
Not like the west coast does though.
Looking at you, Cal hippies.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 17, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
That's not respecting nature
that’s trying to put a ring on nature.
by Pariahwulfen on Feb 17, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
It's still no Bleeding Kansas
"Smell the perfume but don't drink it because it might kill you." Erin Andrews recounting advise from Gary Pinkel
Paawwwwwllll!
Thems were Auburn fans posin’ as Alabama fans to make us look bad Pawwwlllll. Cecil Newton, Yellawood, Glenn Beck, UFOs, Roll Tide.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Feb 16, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You forgot
“Imma hang up and listen while the doctors put this stent in.”
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 16, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
You think that's raw
I gave Uga VII FUCKING CANCER
Signed,
Auburn
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 16, 2011 5:51 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Wouldn't they have just, you know
exploded him?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Feb 17, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Only if they could find someone to hit the high F
/less-talented Stamos’d
lovvvving youuuuuuu
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 17, 2011 8:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This is so wrong.
Therefore I must REC it
"We couldn't score in a whorehouse with a fist full of twenties.....On nickel night." -attributed to E. Cantler
by BAMA Boy, Memphis MAN on Feb 17, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
It's hay fever season in California
so I say F a Lorax
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Per Finebaum, "Al from Dadeville" claims he poisoned & killed Toomer's Corner oaks.
Police have provided this composite sketch of the suspect:
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 16, 2011 5:52 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
This business will get out of control.
It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 16, 2011 5:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions 9 recs
You quote a senator from Kansas!
We have no time for such nonsense!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd
For “Hunt for Red October” reference.
Fuck this. This day has pissed me off to no end. On top of this I found out that some jackass idiots back in the states failed to process some paperwork for my promotion A YEAR AND A HALF AGO WHEN THE ISSUE CAME UP THE FIRST TIME AROUND EVEN THOUGH THEY TOLD ME THE ISSUE WAS FIXED, and because of that I’m now delayed AGAIN. If they had fixed this issue back then, I would be about $20k richer right now because I would be pulling down Captain’s pay instead of 1LT pay. Not to mention other lies and misleadings that held me up after I agreed to come on this deployment on the condition that they’d finally get my promotion through. I’m so mad at so many different things right now that it’s not even funny.
Whoever did this to the Toomer’s oaks deserves to go to the Special Hell reserved for child molesters, people who talk at the theaters and the fucking morons that pass themselves off as “soldiers” working “full-time” for the National Guard and who are supposed to support those of us who are in M-day status.
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 16, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Your ostentatious moral outrage
is ostentatious.
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 16, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening... could you say that part about the trees again?
by vineyarddawg on Feb 16, 2011 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh dear lord
Your promotions got delayed because of paperwork? I’d be killing someone right about now, and they wouldn’t be wearing a towel on their heads.
My sympathies
/Armyfor13yearsnow.
"Hey--where's Perry?"
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 16, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Bammers don't take a dump, son
without a plan
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
by darthbubba on Feb 16, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees,
For Auburn wants the limelight,
And the Bammers ignore their pleas.
Speed and Drank....feel the dichotomy.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 16, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
Overeducated Canadian prog rock
always gets a rec.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Neal Peart understood Finebaum's callers
There are those who think that
life is nothing left to chance;
a host of holy horrors
sent to wreck our aimless paths
.
.
.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY, PAWWWWWWL!
When I think of Rush lyrics and Auburn
“Glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusions of integrity” comes to mind. That’s just me though.
by ElRocco337 on Feb 16, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Both, actually.
Cam, Fairley, the academic stuff…seems like Auburn’s embraced the dark side, and I kinda wish my team would do it just so I can see them win a title.
take care when wishing
sometimes, Dark morphs to Derp.
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 17, 2011 9:39 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Oh U$C
You wanted
But instead you got
by saxattack29 on Feb 17, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions 16 recs
That's a rec and a +1
For referencing a different Rush song inside the lyrics to the song. And yes, worst Rush song!
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Disliked for the music or the Ayn Rand lyrics?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 17, 2011 10:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bury me under trees?
HISS
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
Effective Tactics are Effective
/recycled
//glad this is worthy of its own thread
by Phocion on Feb 16, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions 27 recs
Sherman will....
…never get a rec in the SEC. Sorry.
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 16, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
You are incorrect sir...
… for he was once the president of The Ole War Skule.
Geaux Tigers.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Feb 16, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like any coach of worth we simply hired him away.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Feb 16, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
Like anyone from LSU, he worshiped chaos...
…and taffy, of which Atlanta had none.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Feb 16, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
ESS-EE-CEDE!
wait, did someone just say Serman?
/nevermind
/willsilentlywaitfor145yearstowinfivestraightbcstitlesinthesouth
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Beauvoir'd
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think you should've countered with a raging dickhead that was more successful in the field
Because the North didn’t have the market cornered on sons of bitches.
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Feb 17, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Naw, man...
Ol’ Cump is 3 – 0 versus the SEC.
'If God had to wanted your ass up there, he'd a WILLED it up there!'
by Lost Shaker Assault on Feb 16, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Sherman is probably the closest thing to the Alabama fan base as any historical figure.
I fucking hate him. I have so little respect for anything that he or anyone who wears that shitty maroonish color and that fucking stupid houndstooth crap. Don’t you retards know that the bear wore a checkered cap? do any of you know what Bear Bryant looked like?
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
The houndstooth cap is a piece of fabled lore.
http://www.indianrivermag.com/crimsonmagazine/images/pagemaster/Houndstooth.pdf
Ken Gaddy, director of the Paul W. Bryant Museum, says Bryant had
always worn fedora-style hats or a baseball hat on the sidelines.
"So it wasn’t anything new for him wearing a hat," Gaddy says. "But
when Joe Namath was being sought after by the New York Jets in 1964,
Sonny Werblin, owner of the Jets, was trying to get Namath to sign with
them. He gave Coach Bryant that hat during that time and I don’t think it
was planned, but then other people started giving hats to him. You’ve got
to remember the time, so that’s what everybody would have been wearing.
It was what men did."
You should read more.
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 16, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
You should look at shit more
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
google images is fun!
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 16, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
3 of the first 8 images
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 16, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I just made a post and deleted it because people would get pissed at how long my post was
but I had the first 8 pictures in it. None of them are the one that you have. You can look for yourself.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Aubie can't use the 'puter.
Are we surprised?
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 16, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bammer reading comprehension FAIL
No one surprised
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 16, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
You must be joking.
The picture I posted was the 11th returned when I followed TRA’s link. This was obviously how TRA searched for images. He could’ve resolved the internal conflict of whether or not Bear Bryant donned a houndstooth cap with a cursory search of those images returned.
Being computer savvy, I googled “bear bryant houndstooth,” since I was specifically looking for a picture of Bear Bryant in a houndstooth fedora.
Auburn’s computer science program must be administered by their sociology department.
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 16, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ohhh "sociology joke"
You’re really going to critize the search parameters and say they’re evidence that he doesn’t know how to use a computer?
Apparently not savvy enpough to find a new joke.
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 16, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
As an uninterested bystander in this I can honestly say
Man these arguments the next few days are going ot be good and chock full of RAEG
What does it matter how many images down it is in google images?
He obviously wore the cap. What’s the big deal? Because he also wore different caps he shouldn’t be identified with it?
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
correct
It’s like Burt Reynolds and mustaches.
by Mark Mandingo on Feb 17, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
I may not be Georginian
But I can not understand how on an SEC thread a picture of the detestable Sherman is posted.
"We couldn't score in a whorehouse with a fist full of twenties.....On nickel night." -attributed to E. Cantler
by BAMA Boy, Memphis MAN on Feb 17, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I blame devidee
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
I believe General John T. Croxton might be more appropriate
Since he burned UAT to the ground and all
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 16, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Sherman will always be rec'd by me.
Always.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Feb 17, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I'll slaughter them like a wolf among lambs!
The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You are expendable. Those trees are not.
Save those oaks or die trying. You hear that, Slive? Die!
/eye twitch
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
Just calm down and plant some shrubs.
Shrubs cannot fill the emptiness inside me! But it’ll help.
by purwho on Feb 16, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I will put my brain in a giant Chizik robot
With big chainsaws for hands!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
We demand....A SHUBBERY!!!
Fragment of Human DNA found in gonorrhea genome. No word if it’s Charlie Sheen’s.
by Cranked_Irish on Feb 16, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Rec'd for Holy Grail reference
would rec again if I could for Cranked_Irish’s sig…
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
Full Blown Chaos?
Death defied – Corpses rise to my side
A red tide will mark the end of your time
Let the sea run red with the blood of my enemies
I know we're not supposed to be sincere
but destroying something old and irreplaceable that your rival cherishes is seriously a dick move. Miami fans can be total pricks but you don’t see them murdering Bobby Bowden.
by Ardbeg on Feb 16, 2011 6:09 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
I don't think you'll find many
Bammers that disagree. That includes me.
by TaterSalad on Feb 16, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m with Tater Salad on this one. I’m a life long Bammer and I don’t think I’d do something on that level. That is a perfect example of one guy trying to make a large group of people seem classless
"We couldn't score in a whorehouse with a fist full of twenties.....On nickel night." -attributed to E. Cantler
by BAMA Boy, Memphis MAN on Feb 17, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Only because the Miami fans are too busy murdering each other
by cockblocker on Feb 16, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Hmmm Guy was from Dadeville...Miami is in Dade County....(Cue Twilight Zone intro..)..
"What a strange person !?!"
by AUGATORSWAMP on Feb 16, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd
For truthines
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Feb 22, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
If Miami fans did try killing Bowden...
it was happenstance and completely random. Wrong dadgum place at the wrong dadgum time, Bowden.
Sincere post is rec'd for truth.
Absolute dick move.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
On a serious note, yes, you're 100% right.
We Georgians get loco when every team who beats us at home tears the shit out of the hedges, so we can appreciate what a childish, immature act it is to destroy plant-life in a misguided moment of celebration (or, in this case, anger).
But, then again, welcome to the state of Alabama.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 16, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
And, yet...
much like Mr. Heart Attack calling into Finebaum, Auburn fans are not the least bit surprised.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
While the dickbag who did this is certainly a dickbag...
given AU’s historical and ongoing list (NCAA visits to Thibedoux, Real Sports filming a special on AU recruiting, ongoing NCAA investigations into recent Heisman winners, among others) of institutional moral and ethical shortcomings, I’d suggest you save the self-righteousness for another venue.
It was too much money
Yes...
because all of those are proven felonies that involved arrests.
Keep feeding the stereotypes.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
I see you're struggling with differentiating nutjob individuals from the institution.
Stereotypes? Hmm…
It was too much money
I'd call you a troll
Except I think you’re actually serious.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Destroying the most necessary resource in our darkest environmental hour
Villainous. Villainous, I say!
I love green because money be green.
Is this guy available in the fall?
I know of some mums in a stadium that really need a similar treatment.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 16, 2011 6:16 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Oh, this wasn't posted yet?
Pat Dye is a fucking pussy.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 16, 2011 6:18 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Easy Buddy
"The NFL is the shiniest, most expensive whore in the American lineup of sporting whores, and any assumption to the contrary is a disrespect to the ambitions of sporting whores everywhere."
by PantslessPatDye on Feb 16, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
No
Ruined our best chance at even claiming a national title in over 50 years. Pat Dye should lay down and die already since he’s a horrible pansy.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 16, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
that ain't exactly a one way street buddy
as he also ruined Auburn’s chance as well but hey a majority of Auburn fans love him for it anyway…
/pounds. head. on. desk.
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn already had a loss damnit
UNDEFEATED SEASON!!!^#@!%^#*!^%#
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 16, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for Orange partisanship
Although I think regular season overtime in football is silly (especially in FBS, where polls and computer rankings are so important), Tyes in the post-season are just wrong.
It's sad, and a bad situation, but...
It isn’t 9/11. I’ve seen that comparison waaaayyy too many times from Auburn fans (not here, thankfully).
It was a couple of fucking trees, not 3,000 people. Some of these assholes are talking about righteous retribution against Alabama fans like it was sanctioned by UA or some shit.
UA didn’t do this. Hell, the guy that confessed on Finebaum didn’t say anything about UA, or Roll Tide, or anything like that. For all we know, it could have been someone from Miss. St, Georgia, or another school. Don’t go off planning a suicide bombing of the Bryant Museum.
the appropriate retaliatory response is burning down BDS
I mean, it’s only fair really…
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
if this is the 'archduke ferdinand moment' that starts WW3
i will totally not be surprised that it comes from alabama.
Ars Longa Vita Brevis: Our Students Graduate With Employable Skills - Oryx and Crake
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Actually, if Auburn were to retaliate
I think it would involve their Professor of Exploding Dog Studies
by cockblocker on Feb 16, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no
We should go full Baghdad on statues of da bear for accurate retribution. Hopefully none of our fanbase isn’t that dumb.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 17, 2011 8:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
....!
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I know we're not supposed to be sincere around these parts
But seeing RAEG makes me feel a little better actually.
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 16, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
false alarm
we now return you to RAEGCON 5
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Last words the caller said were "Roll Damn Tide"
so take your apologetic propaganda somewhere else
Propaganda?
I’m sorry.
You are right. It is much worse than 9/11.
Fuck you and the fucking tiger you rode in on. I hope the campus rots and kills all the fans.
Is that the proper response? Sure seems to be the Auburn one.
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 16, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Easy there killer.
Comparing football-related incidents to actual tragedies is just as wrong when either side does it.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Feb 16, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Auburn fans sabotaged a train to win a football game.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
all in good fun. we didnt kill anything, just greased the tracks as a prank. for a couple of miles.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 17, 2011 8:20 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ineffective terrorism is still terrorism
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
can't we all just get along and blame this on the clemson-kiffin axis of evil?
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I must endorse this.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Albert Pujols+300million != Cardinals
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wasn't thinking
Albert Pujols=Awesome
Awesome=300million dollars
Cardinals!=300Million Dollars
Albert Pujols != Cardinals
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Pujols will look great as a Pirate next year
I’m hoping to start the rumor.
by ElRocco337 on Feb 16, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He would sign for the Pirates, then have his arm fall off 20 minutes later.
But for those 20 minutes it would be fantastic.
CAN SOMEONE REFILL MY GLASS OF HERBICIDE?
IT’S GETTING LOW.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Craig James
Takes another vacation to a campus near you!!!
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I want to turn that into a poster and take it to a game he's covering
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did I say anything about 9/11?
My comment was directly to your weak attempt to throw suspicion on other fanbases.
No one said anything about 9/11. It's called a red herring.
It’s just the sort of tactic Hitler would use.
And I said right in my post
that no one here posted about 9/11, that they were doing it on Auburn boards.
Eat a dick dude. Read some of the posts, they are talking about murder, destroying property, and celebrating the day that they burned Tuscaloosa to the ground during the Civil War.
Here, I’ll quote it:
I’m not usually a person of hatred but this has truly crossed the boundaries of sports. At this time, we should all be inspired by Union General John Croxton who burnt down t-ville during the civil war.
I have been celebrating April 4th for several years now. Wish I could go back to 1865 and witness this display of beauty! War D*** John T. Croxton!!!!!!! Bow / Respect
http://www.auburneagle.com/WEAForum/index.php?topic=31631.60
So eat a fucking dick, you bunch of cheating, inbred, cow-fucking hillbillies. I said it was a bad situation. I didn’t do it, so don’t take it out on me.
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 16, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
The only person who compared something to 9/11 was Saban
fuck off troll
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
What should my response be?
I said that it was a bad situation. I said it wasn’t sanctioned by UA, and I was attacked.
What would you say? I’m pretty sure you’d say, “Fuck you, you piece of shit.”
Don’t act all holier than thou.
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 16, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you, Troll
Well, that was fun.
by cowcollege on Feb 16, 2011 7:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
as a totally neutral observer posting from over 1000 miles away
I endorse this
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
by Eddie Teach on Feb 17, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
he didn't say the loss was equal to 9/11
if i remember correctly his point was that we have to respond from adversity. he then unwisely used pearl harbor and 9/11 as times in history people had to respond.
either way, the guy who poisoned the trees is undoubtedly a moron, and while i hate everything about auburn, destroying a vital piece of another institutions traditions is indefensible.
by dixiefootballpride44 on Feb 17, 2011 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, now you're citing message boards?
For every 9/11 comment you can find, I’ll give you 10 from a Bama msg board either claiming credit for the poisoning or offers of quarter.
Your skills are weak, old man.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 16, 2011 7:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Here's how I interpret it...
Bama fans are upset that Auburn fans would automatically blame Bama for it. My hypothetical towards Bama fans… someone decapitates the Bear Bryant statue and absconds with the head… who do you instantly blame?
Speaking for me only.
I am not upset at all, much less upset that Bama is getting blamed for it. Unfortunately, it probably was some Bammer asshole. And if the roles were reversed, as you point out, I would guess that an Aubie was responsible. That comes with the territory.
However, this has crossed the line from practical joke to criminal, and I don’t want something similar to happen to my alma mater.
It’s kind of like when Valley and Bayside were in a war of pranks, but Valley crossed the line when they kidnapped Screech. Know what I mean?
by TaterSalad on Feb 16, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Saved By the Rec
bayside Vs valley. My introduction to rivalries. Kelly was my introduction to hotties.
by RockyMountainOyster on Feb 16, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Folks are just venting.
I doubt that anyone is actually planning to lead a torch-wacing mob to UAT.
/casually slides tub of hot tar aside
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 16, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
"Now Pawwl
Last time someone beheaded Jesus’s cousin it was Herod Antipas, I bet he dun it agin."
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately, a bammer did call Finebaum and claim the credit
It’s not like folks are pulling this outta thin air and all
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 16, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Not that it matters of justifies ANY of this.
But was there any confirmation to the douche’s claim that they rolled Toomer’s when the Bear died?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 16, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
Whoops...that should be OR, not OF.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 17, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
No
Urban legend turned “fact” by enough ignorant repetitions.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Okay, good to know.
When the Bear died I was still football-illiterate and more concerned with Barbie Dream Houses and such things (I was nine). Ah the frivolity of youth. Thank God I know better now.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 17, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
I am glad you have come to the light!
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
NINE???
That might be when I most into football. I effing worshiped anything that had to do with the sport. And I didn’t have anything to do after my 5:30 AM(that’s how my dad describes them) pee wee games on Saturday, so it’s all I could do.
Then again. I don’t have a vagina
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 17, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'd blame
LSU fans…they are actually clever enough to do that…
The Ghost of Bobby Dodd?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 17, 2011 10:08 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Wait, we can't cite message boards?
What about the Restatement of Interwebs?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
by gth863x on Feb 16, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How does this involve a particular fanbase?
We didn’t meet at Dreamland and caravan to Toomer’s Corner.
Everybody take a deep breath and carefully remove your heads from your asses.
It was a shitty thing to do, but no matter how you slice it, it was just some asshole (presumably one asshole) that did it.
Right.
Unless it wasn’t. :)
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 16, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
It was a conspiracy
by the REC, the NCAA, Thayer Evans, Sports by Brooks, Les Miles, Mark Richt, Urban Meyer, Nick Saban, the entire fanbase of the Crimson Tide, and Brodie Croyle.
Or at least, that is what they would have me believe. Couldn’t have been some crazy dumbass. Couldn’t have been.
by El Kabong!!! on Feb 16, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, Bama fans out there complaining about Auburn fans...
Seriously.
by purwho on Feb 16, 2011 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Hey guys, what's goin on around here? Anything interesting?
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing much
except that you’re a terrorist.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Brodie Croyle is obviously responsible, but there’s no doubt there was also a saboteur involved. Had to have been Brandon Cox.
by Chief Wahoo on Feb 16, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
An Indians fan in the South!?
I thought I was all alone!
could've been
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't seen any "9/11 times 1000" folks,
But rest assured, they will be publicly shamed and banished to Greg McElroy’s hyperbolic chamber.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 16, 2011 6:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This is worse than 911000!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Shame on you.
The proper response was “This is worse than 818.1818…!”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Feb 17, 2011 3:38 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Al from Dadeville (Alabama)
is a Georgia fan who was just trying to make Bama look bad. It’s a conspiracy PAWWWWWWLLLL.
Speed and Drank....feel the dichotomy.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 16, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
I hereby dub "Not 9/11" the Reverse Hitler.
There should be a corollary to Godwin’s Law that discussed long enough, someone will seek to minimize any bad act by saying it was not quite as bad as the worst event in modern American history.
by Ardbeg on Feb 16, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can't we just be happy calling him out on the straw man?
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I was just about to say
that a reverse hitler sounded like a kinky german sex position, then I saw the pic and now I know it is and this guy invented it.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Feb 16, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I suppose, however these trees were ~150 years old.
You can’t replace time, unless you have a Delorean and a flux capacitor. So even when they replace the trees with “full” grown replicas everyone will know the trees are re-do’s it won’t be the same.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 16, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
That is messed up
Hate Georgia though we do, no Tech fan has ever poisoned their bushes. We’ve nibbled on them a bit, but it’s not like you can hurt privet. And those are mere noxious weeds that would grow back in the time it took to talk about the poisoning, not decades-old trees. Low. Class.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
pretty sure this was a UGA fan posing as a Bama fan.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 16, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
Occam's Razor my friend
Which is more likely, that a Georgia fan destroyed a landmark at their 3rd (?) most hated rival and posed as a Alabama fan on an Alabama radio show, using an Alabama catch phrase. Or the guy was an Alabama fan.
Until there’s any evidence that it was Georgia fan, I’ll go with the simplest answer.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I think he used poison not a razor.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 16, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
well played
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
This would be like pulling down the Arches or something
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 17, 2011 10:11 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Pulling down McDonalds?
Why would you attack the Arches like that?
You’re an engineering nerd person. You should know that it’s the Arch. Singular.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 17, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Cam Newton will have to tame a pterydactyl to avenge this.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2011 6:35 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Chris Bosh??
Real sports nut, huh?
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Feb 17, 2011 4:50 AM EST up reply actions
My favorite Seuss!
Unfortunate circumstances bring it about, but any references to the Lorax brings a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. I think I’m going find my old VHS of the cartoon and begin the indoctrination of the little one.
I’m pretty sure this is just the first sign of the apocalypse. The Middle East is erupting today. Libyans burned Ghadhafi in effigy for crying out loud.
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
Pssh, screw them, they ain't got trees anyway...
You will know me by my name: Tiger. War Eagle. Plainsmen. CHAMPION!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Feb 16, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
Those are nice, sure.
But Coach Dye prefers the C-Note Palm.
by TaterSalad on Feb 16, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here is the original caller.
http://podcasting.fia.net/6960/4653779.mp3
Shouldn’t be to hard to identify this person.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 16, 2011 6:40 PM EST reply actions
Its Larry the Cable Guy!
I watched his shitty show on History the other night! Oh, and to the Boogs, this is over the line, sorry. I still hate you, but this is embarassing, and I am sure its some idiot with no real ties to the University.
by BamaThrasher on Feb 16, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Zing!
still hate you, but this is embarassing, and I am sure its some idiot with no real ties to the University.
So it could be almost anyone in the State.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 16, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Lulz - Absolutely, I have a artist sketch
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by BamaThrasher on Feb 16, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm no forensics expert, but this was the suspect I had in mind...
Thanks for inviting me out today. I really needed some time to stop worrying about my love life.
--Well, you know, that's why God gave us baseball..... And war.
As an aside
I’ve never, ever heard any Bama fan ever say, “Roll Damn Tide”.
Sure sounds alot like “War Damn Eagle”, which I hear all the fucking time.
Wouldn’t surprise me a bit.
WHAT IS THAT!?!?!??!
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 16, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Roll Tahhd
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 16, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You’ve never heard a Bama fan say “Roll Damn Tide”? Is anyone supposed to believe that?
by Chief Wahoo on Feb 16, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Let me first say that El Kabong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is clearly a troll and I do not in any way share his viewpoints expressed on this thread.
However, no, I’ve never heard that. If someone goes that route, I hear them say “roll mother fucking tide” (because of how much classier that is!). Again, I’m not trying to support the troll here and there’s absolutely no reason to believe that caller wasn’t a bammer. But no, I’ve never heard that.
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe there's a difference in how students say it, I don't know
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Have you ever been in the same time zone as a Bama fan?
I’ve heard them say that, and I haven’t set foot within 150 miles of that state.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's a lot of fucking
Yellawood.
Inside job.
baby toomer's?
http://blog.al.com/live/2011/02/toomers_corners_oaks_poisoning.html
Would this turn out like the uga line?
When asked by authorities if he knew who could have done it, Nick Saban shrugged his shoulders and said,
“I’m stumped.”
by USCndaATL on Feb 16, 2011 6:52 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
I think you mean,
“Can you stand up? I can’t see you over that stump.”
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
make like a tree, and leave
with that s[ch]tick.
/sososorry
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 16, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Make like a tree,
and get the hell out of here.
/McFly’d
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 17, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
make like a tree
and get the fook out o fhere
/boondocksaints’d
by Irishjugg on Feb 17, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for the only Boondock Saints movie.
I refuse to acknowledge that there was a second.
by Never Leave College on Feb 17, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
I thought the 2nd was like that engineering school in Indiana...
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
My brother is convinced the second is far and away better
I haven’t seen it. From your comment I can assume it is an abhorration of God?
/cantspellthatword
//help?
From what I've heard,
it’s so bad Caddyshack 2 wants to kill Boondock Saints 2 with fire.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Not quite.
More like a show down. They die with fire at the same time, but it’s inflicted on themselves.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Personally, I think Boondock Saints 1 was worse than Godfather 3
The list is long, but distinguished.
Nothing's worse than The Thin Red Line
A war movie that doesn’t fire a shot for the first 45 minutes ascends directly to the apex of my fecal roster.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 17, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
only if you don't have to pay for it.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Clifton Collins, Jr is hilarious in it
But your better off just youtubing all of his scenes than you are watching the movie
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
I think you just combined two words to form a new one
abhor and aberration. I like it. It’s an abhorrent aberration
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
well I think I might have subconsciously done it on purpose
Cause I used spell checker suggestions, saw both words, shrugged, and asked for help.
Time to start writing Fern Gully 2: The Oaks
nm
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
There's actually already a Ferngully 2
And God help us if someone ever makes a third one.
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
wasnt fern gully 2
also called avatar?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 17, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dont forget
Dances With Wolves
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 17, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions
worst movie ever
but an interesting tie-in with the current brouhaha
Audemus jura nostra defendere
by animalcracker on Feb 17, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Could you imagine?
Trees giving off poisonous spores that target only ’Bama fans? How ridiculously neat would THAT be!
Tree poisoning is a classic redneck revenge trick.
I grew up near a little town in Tennessee, built by the TVA in the ’30s as a model village, and largely inhabited by scientists, other white-collar types and Yankee transplants . They decided to grow their tax base a little by annexing some of the surrounding rural area, figuring those folks would appreciate some decent fire and police coverage, and curbside garbage pickup.
You’re talking a cultural divide of Boston vs. Waco proportions, despite this being a matter of a couple miles. Anyway, some anti-annexer slipped into town one night and poisoned the ancient oaks that border the street between the town common and the high school. They dropped the annexation bid.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Things just got worse.
That is horrible.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 16, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like Al from Dadeville is going to PMIA prison
Water or not. Assuming he actually did it, which seems likely since nobody knew about it until he bragged to Finebaum. I guess Al doesn’t know about phone records.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Goddammit, Kefka! Not again!
But, at least we can recruit Cyan now.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Feb 16, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
I'm rec'ing this as hard as I possibly can
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Quadra Slam, bitches!!!!!!!!!!
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
bum rush ftw
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Gem Box + Economizer + Quick + Ultima = Every other move in the game is now useless
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i spent days wandering around the dinosaur forest looking for brontos to drop those things.
Ars Longa Vita Brevis: Our Students Graduate With Employable Skills - Oryx and Crake
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Also a convenient way to level up
I just dropped Sabin in there all by his lonesome a couple times
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
i'd usually go for the sword and wager it for illumina, then use paladin shield to get ultima
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 16, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
I never got the paladin shield
(SHIT NOW I HAVE TO PLAY THE WHOLE GAME OVER AGAIN)
Is that related to the whole Imp Armor thing?
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
break the curse on the cursed shield.
win like 256 battles with a party member wearing the cursed shield and it becomes the paladin shield.
If Maevius Scribble in Apollo's spight, / There are, who judge still worse than he can write.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 17, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Though the best caster was the little girl artist
/usually turned characters whose abilities sucked into casters
//spent way to much time playing FF3, err, 6 back in the day
///and too much playing every single player FF since then, too
Reczola
/plays for 45 hours
//not even close to the end
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
You think it's over, and you're like "that wasn't that bad"
AND IT’S ONLY HALFWAY. DAMMIT KEFKA, WTF HAPPENED?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But like all Final Fantasy games the close to the end you get, the easier the game gets
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Except VIII
Because you don’t want to use all the good spells because you’ve got them junctioned coupled with the fact that you want to hunt down a game designer and strangling them for the draw-and-junction magic system.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
The key to VIII was to level up as little as possible
and draw as much magic from the bosses as possible. Easy sailing.
After a while, though, the frustration factor wasn't enough to justify going forward with the game.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
What is, "Zelda II," Alex?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 9:37 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that didn't help things
The last dungeon was a little rough with having to unlock commands and beat bosses without all your skills. It was one of the few redeeming things about VIII (Doomtrain is on the list as well). I’m guessing whoever came up with the magic system was shot in the head because they’ve never tried it again.
The final cinematic froze in the middle for me
Pissed me the shit off. Part of my bad luck with FF games. Various things happened in FFI, V, VI, VII, VIII, and Tactics that prevented me from beating them the first go around (though I technically beat VIII… and never went back to retry because fuck that).
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I know I'm going to be the only one
But I liked the Summoning system in that game. Drawing magic was bullshit though
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget to wait for Shadow
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
WOO THREADJACK NASHNUL CHAMPASHIP!
The Spring Zelda Campaign is about to begin. What should I play?
GO.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Final Fantasy Tactics
!!!!!
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
The one that came out on the original PS1, right?
That game was fun. And as mentioned earlier, the game gets easy by the end once you get Orlandu. Until that point it’s challenging.
I'm currently rolling through Twilight Princess on the Wii.
I’m loving it. Never played Ocarina of Time, but I’ve heard that it’s pretty much a toss-up between Twilight Princess and Ocarina of Time for best Zelda game.
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Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
TWILIGHT PRINCESS IS THE SHIT
IN FACT IT IS BETTER THAN OCARINA AND I SHALL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
wait really?
Didn’t you tout Ocarina with me in the Ocarina vs. LTTP vs all threadjack in one of the gameday open threads?
I don’t know what to believe anymore..
Consequentially, your answer will singlehandedly determine if I go buy a Wii and that game tonight.
I'll vouch for TP being really good
I liked OoT more though, which means I better get the flame-retardant suit ready for a potential duel.
Ocarina and LTTP
1a and 1b in my opinion. Followed by Link’s Awakening
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I don't really think it's that much better
it just seemed like everyone was in a combative mood.
LTTP is the best, far and away, in my opinion. Ocarina is, of course, very good, but I think I’m just burnt out on it.
TP has an awesome iteration of Hyrule, and while a little formulaic, is a blast to play. I won’t spoil anything, but the home stretch of the game feels a little rushed and incomplete. If nothing else, play it for what it reveals about the overarching story of the series.
Overall, I just think that TP is more creative and engaging that Ocarina.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 17, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Alright, guess I'm going to best buy tonight
I’m definitely into the story almost as much as the games.
This will cut into my Call of Duty time….
There's something about the overarching story of the series?
I was under the impression that the games came in pairs that were basically completely different worlds
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, maybe I should play that
I got it around the time I started grad school so I haven’t done much with it. But if it’s that good, what’s an M.A. compared to true Zelda awesomeness?
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by billycthulhu on Feb 17, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Not happening.
It is a salt based herbicide. Shit that could poison the water supply is very, very tightly controlled.
ummm....NO.
Tebuthiuron has all the characteristics of a material with a high potential for groundwater contamination. It is highly soluble in water (2,500 ug/ml), adsorbs only weakly to soil particles (Koc = 80 mg/l), and is highly persistent in soils (soil half-life = 360 days) (11). Tebuthiuron is easily moved with moisture in the soil. The EPA considers tebuthiuron to be one of a group of pesticide compounds that have the greatest potential for leaching into, and contaminating, groundwater. It was not found in groundwater in a U.S. groundwater survey conducted by the EPA (6).
However it takes large amounts to see kill 50% of tested animals. The oral LD50 for tebuthiuron is 644 mg/kg in rats, 57.9 mg/kg in mice, and 286 mg/kg in rabbits. Which isn’t likely to happen with one application to an area that isn’t very big.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 16, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, so you did it.
Kinda like shooting a guy in the leg during a robbery so you don’t get (attempted) murder charges PAAAAAWWWWWWWL
But if he dies you could still get felony murder charges
Sorry, lawyer programming took over- this looked like a bar exam question.
Maybe, but what do I know?
My legal expertise comes from watching The Practice and the World Series of Dice episode of Chappelle’s Show.
Auburn Responds
Represent the blue and [agent] orange.
Here's a live feed of the stallings statue........
I hear the bear statue is full of chesterfields and george dickel…….
The saban statue is to be stuffed with yard gnomes……..
by DixieCrippler on Feb 16, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yard gnomes?
Too big for a Saban statue.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is heavy shit man...
I know how pissed I was when I saw pictures of 12 FSU frat kids pissing on the bull gator outside the north endzone of Ben Hill Griffin, I can’t even imagine what I would have done had some shit bag dudes from our rival destroyed something that was over 150 yrs old and so dear to my school. Hoooooolllllyyy shhiiiiiiiittt it would be on.
AU will officially denounce/discourage any retaliation, but to hell with that, this amount of disrespect would be repayed in spades, and then some.
by Hogtown Beatdown on Feb 16, 2011 7:22 PM EST reply actions
You, sir, understand.
Piss can be hosed away. My son never got to roll the trees at Toomer’s.
Well, that was fun.
I've done it once in my life
I always go the opposite way out from the stadium. went by after USC game this year
Damn Glad I did it now.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
THIS!
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Feb 16, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
That's what the B1G wants you to do...
This is all a part of their plan. First they kill Auburn’s trees and blame it on Bama. Next we will find out UGA died from a form of cancer derived from jorts. The SOLO cup delivery truck to Oxford will blow up from a cowbell shoved in it’s tail pipe. War Memorial stadium will burn to the ground from a fire started with corndog sticks. Cocky will be found dead with a hounds tooth in his neck. Kentucky and Vanderbilt will continue to be ignored completely.
The south bill be set ablaze by infighting. It’s a conspiracy man. They want us to destroy ourselves.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Feb 16, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Does this look like a brilliant evil mastermind to you?
I rest my case.
by purwho on Feb 16, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
A CHALLENGER APPEARS.
Thufir Hawat can’t travel at light speed either.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wait, I'm getting my references confused.
Is Al from Dadeville Dr. Yueh?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I've had a few.
Attenuated reference is attenuated.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
He looks frighteningly like the Pointy-Haired Boss.
And after the clusterfuck that was the division split and naming (FUCK YOU THEY’RE THE NORTH AND SOUTH DIVISIONS), I can’t say he isn’t.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I Thought it was LSU Fans?
I saw pics of LSU frat guys doing that on a gameday in front of fans and famlies, and the ensuing pics were of some old fatass gator getting into it with the pissers. UPD then arrived and tried to give everyone parking tickets.
"His kids seemed to think it was funny."
my best friend went to FSU
his freshman year. It was dudes from his frat that did it. He saw the light and transfered to UF the next year
by Hogtown Beatdown on Feb 17, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
but...
i can very easily see some LSU cruds doing that in front of the families & children taking pictures.
by Hogtown Beatdown on Feb 17, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Tree Killin' Sucks
but I gots to find some way to work in a “Tree Killing National Championship!!! WOOOOO!!!!”
by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Feb 16, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Alabama claims
84 national titles in Tree Killing PAWWWWWWWL
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
BACK TO BACK TREE KILLIN NASHNUL CHAMPUNSHIP
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Feb 16, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
does the state of Al-uhhhhhh-bama
combine National Championships when they are talking about the number of walmarts theyve displayed the trophy at?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio would have to put em in walmart too
if they ever won the big one.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine this is tantamount to a Gamecock fan taking a jackhammer to Howard's Rock.
Or a Clemson fan burning down the Bojangles across the street from Williams-Brice.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 16, 2011 7:26 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
obligatory
“Fuck Clemson”
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Come on, it’s a Clemson fan burning down the Pit, and you know it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
As a Gamecock fan, burning down the Bojangles across from W-B would piss me off...
..only because that means I would have to go all the way to Elmwood just to get my sweet tea and dirty rice fix.
It'd be an act of terrorism.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 16, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
That's the best analogy I've heard yet
(The Rock one, not the other. Although funny.)
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Apparently CyberTyde has hoarded all the necessary materials to build
his post apocalyptic army and has initiated the end game. Maybe Watson will be our salvation, fight fire with fire.
Who knew
that trees don’t like sausage gravy?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions
wow
missed this one last night. good stuff
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
Aw they can just build some giant rebar trees
that you put wine bottles on, except they will be covered in cans of Natty Light and toilet paper! They can even paint them orange and blue.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 16, 2011 7:40 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
haha
rec’d
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute....
when we celebrate, we roll Toomer’s CORNER…not the TREE ON TOOMER’S CORNER
that the tree was there in the beginning was no doubt inspiration for the target… but now we go to roll the power lines… which I suspect have been specially constructed to hold up an additional 1000 lbs of poop paper
it seems kind of spiteful to go kill a symbolic tree, but I forgive him if it’s true
/beginshordingbatteryacidforassaultonTTownstatue
Indeed. And to follow-up on the Lorax bit
“Al from Dadeville” would be the Grinch.
He can’t stop Christmas from coming.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
If the trees do die...
…will PETA demand that Auburn replace them with robotic models?
LSU lorax would like y'all to know
“Touch our oaks and I’ll cut your head off and eat it. Deep fried.”
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
by PodKATT on Feb 16, 2011 8:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
AND THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
How much dynamite would it take to level Denny Chimes?
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions
SEC RAMMING SPEEEEEEEEED
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
While I hate/detest/despise the University of West Opelika
as much as the next Bama fan, no true fan of college football would condone something this stupid. Whoever did this should face the full force of the law.
Besides, why deny the Barners a little fun after they win a game? It happens so rarely (like once every 53 years).
RTR
by BamaFaninATL on Feb 16, 2011 8:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Anybody else watch Jeopardy tonight?
The people in the crowd who were cheering against the humans (even though i’m sure they work for IBM) were really pissing me off? I hope their that excited when Skynet goes aware
As a prominent member of the media...
I can help you round up dissidents to toil in your underground sugar mines.
/HAIL ANTS!
OH GOD HE'S BACK RUN FOR THE HILLS
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 16, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm torn
I don’t know if I should be proud or sad that I know what that is…
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Go FW Mad Ants.
Question: Would they be utilizing what I hope will be named Harry Baals Arena?
by purwho on Feb 16, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I vote three or four times a day to name that building after the esteemed Harry Baals.
My mother is less than impressed with my tenacity.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
And the wrong there/their/they're
I turned it off the other night when Alex spent ten minutes slobbering on IBM’s colective knob.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
IBM is the company that will morph into Skynet.
That James Cameron was truly foreshadowing our fate.
They will make poor fighters in the resistence.
Let Watson crush the weak. I am ready for Judgment Day.
I was cheering for Watson like it was a football game.
And yes, I look forward to Skynet. It’s the future of our Smarter Planet™!!
On a non-cheering-for-the-end-of-the-world note, I find it interesting that Brad Rutter actually lost to Ken Jennings in the second game. If I’m not mistaken that’s the first game he’s ever lost (to a human).
by vineyarddawg on Feb 16, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
For this, Edward Furlong won't let you join the resistance
after he gets back in robot fighting shape.
You know it's serious, it's on wikipedia now. With spelling errors.
by ScreaminOwl on Feb 16, 2011 8:45 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
lol, that's hilarious
Which page is that on and what’s the over/under on the page getting changed?
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by billycthulhu on Feb 16, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
wow
that is funny, its a different world we live in these days.
by BamaThrasher on Feb 16, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Because no one really gives a shit?
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
THE INTEGRITY OF THE DADEVILLE ALABAMA WIKIPEDIA PAGE IS PARAMOUNT TO
oh sorry we’re not yelling in this part of the comments. My bad.
The list is long, but distinguished.
WHY THE HELL NOT?
I want to yell about something. I’m even willing to yell about things I know nothing about. And insult people I don’t know based off suppositions and allegedlies and finger pointing. I’m really good at basing my reality on the logic of “because i said so” and “the internetz told me so.”
Any suggestions?
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I also like making up words because I think it makes me fit in better.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
YOU FORGOT TO HOLD RIDICULOUSLY HIGH STANDARDS OF PROOF FOR ACTIONS INDICTING YOUR TEAM WHILE TAKING A “COMMON SENSE” APPROACH TO IMPEACHMENTS OF THE OTHER TEAM
The list is long, but distinguished.
DAMMIT I LOSE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1
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by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
if you consider
A) Auburn fans have been slowly killing those trees for years already
B) Everyone has assumed Al from Dadeville is a Bama fan
the headlines tomorrow should read: “Little Brother Pissed, Beat to Punch AGAIN”
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant
by GeauxCrimson on Feb 16, 2011 8:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
guess i should point out
that’s only a joke and what happened to those trees is horrible for sports in general
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant
by GeauxCrimson on Feb 16, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Al from Dadeville is on tape saying,
“Roll Damn Tide”. Roll Tide is the common battle cry for the athletics teams from University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa. He poisoned the trees after the Auburn University Tigers beat the University of Alabama Crimson Tide, because he was upset over the game.
It’s not a stretch to make that assumption.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not arguing if he is a Bama fan or not
Despite the fact that I have NEVER heard a Bama fan say “Roll DAMN Tide,” I must sadly confess that Al probably does claim to be a Bama fan. It saddens me that he, for whatever reason, thought that killing those trees was warranted. This is a bad day for all of us, there are just as many Bama fans that feel horrible about this as there are Auburn fans. I can only hope by some miracle, this doesn’t escalate – sadly it probably will.
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant
by GeauxCrimson on Feb 16, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
The trees were in a stressed condition
Having less to do with the toliet paper and more to do with the roots system being under a busy street as the root systems extends out at least as far as the canopy.
That said, thanks for saving it with your follow-up comment that it’s a sad day because unfortunately way, way too many of those other folks are quite serious about “Hurr, hurr, get over it Little Brother.” If UAT would come out with a release condeming the act, it help a lot to ease feelings. No one is REALLY going to burn UAT to the ground and salt the earth but folks are pissed and rightly so.
by PalmettoTiger on Feb 16, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama Athletic Director Mal Moore
did come out with a release condemning the tree poisoning, for what it’s worth.
/waves
//enjoys scenery
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What is a Justified?
Regardless:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
It is television of quality and prestige
Currently quaffing a mixture of what booze and juice is left in the fridge (mostly rum).
Lighter Fluid
If I’ve felt more “Justified” to do something, it’s to sit around and bitch about stupid shit like the crimson turds
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Mogen David
Midweek Evening Prayer service.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Celebrating the return from Asheville
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Feb 16, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Damn you sir, WANT
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
If I remember correctly
The Brewmaster at Highland is an ND alumnus.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
DO WANT.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Took a field trip to Total Wine last Friday night. Spent way more money than I should.
This was one of my purchases. I do not regret spending way more money than I should.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 16, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'd hate to see how much money I've spent at Total Wine and Greene's over the years.
But damn, I do love those places.
by Never Leave College on Feb 17, 2011 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
this haz tastee
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 16, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
That is my wife's favorite beer
But I cannot find it within 200 miles
by Mooncricket on Feb 16, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Just got a six at the liquor store here in Ames.
I haz a happee.
Also, I happened to be in Madison on Monday for a meeting, and had the chance to partake in a little New Glarus Fat Squirrel, a Lake Louie Scotch Ale and a Capital Amber. stempke, that’s some damn fine beer you’ve got there in WI.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
This might have been one of the last beers I ever drank.
Well worth it.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
great choice
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn can get a new Tree lickety-split!
by saxattack29 on Feb 16, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
They don’t need another mascot, dammit.
by vineyarddawg on Feb 16, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
UGA does.
BAMA GAVE THAT DAWG EXTRA CHROMOSOMES FOR LEUKEMIA, PAAAWWW#LLLL
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 16, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/vomitdeath
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Time to pour another stiff cocktail
and warm my cold heart with the heat of the Auburn / Alabama rivalry…
ummmmm…..warrmmm…..
/timeforTV
Southerners are different from you and I
in that they are completely jack-shit insane. Celtic/Rangers supporters might be able to top this but it’s hard to tell because they don’t have trees over there.
This is what I had to explain to the wife about Cal-Stanford
She was trying to hype what a rivalry it was and I asked her “Do you know of anyone who’s been shot over Big Game? Stabbed? Divorced? No? It’s because YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT TRULY SERIOUS ABOUT FOOTBALL.”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
looks like a JoePa-Jordan merger
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bojangles O'Blackface
thinks Fake Ass Jordan is Real Ass Ugly
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
What should the punishment be for the culprit?
I’m thinking “locked in a cage with a Nick Fairley that hasn’t eaten in two days.”
The list is long, but distinguished.
I'm thinking Justin Bieber's music playing on loop should be involved.
by ElRocco337 on Feb 16, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Alternated with Lady Gaga?
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Phil Collins
Sussudio, all day everyday for one year. Thats pain, real pain.
by BamaThrasher on Feb 16, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Do you like Phil Collins?
I also think Phil Collins works best when in the confines of the group, than as a solo artist. And I stress the word, artist. This is Susudio. Great great song. Personal favorite.
One on one cage match with Jadeveon
CLOWNEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Feb 16, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I think we should let this bammer go.
Then wait until the trees are dead. Then we go after the rest of them. Kill their kids, kill their wives. Kill their parents and their parents’ friends. Burn down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. Kill people that owe them money.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Feb 17, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also something to make the Awbren fans feel *slightly* better
Dead Elephant being eaten by hyenas
BE the hyena.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
poisoning a rival's 130 yr-old oaks is beyond the pale
I remember hearing this call live, and IIRC, the guy was really set off by seeing a newspaper article (I can’t recall if from ‘83 or present) showing Auburn fans celebrating Coach Bryant’s DEATH. Not sure if it was true, or somehow misintepreted by this nut, but I could see where a fan would be pretty pissed by such an article and would do something like this. Not trying to justify it, but in a state where college (and often HS) football is a pretty big deal, I’m kinda surprised this kinda thing doesn’t happen more often.
When I lived in TX, everyone said, “We take our football seriously here!” They talked about the Texas/A&M game the week before and the week after. When I lived in FL, they talked about the UF/FSU game the month before and the month after. Here in Alabama…..you people have no idea. It’s literally 24/7/365, with the Alabama/Auburn rivalry spawning divorces, beatings, feuds, and probably the occasional murder. Kinda like the Middle East, ’cept with bumper stickers to aid in IFF. OSU/Michigan? Take that mickey mouse-level hatred somewhere else.
And like my Grandpa said, “Only God can make a tree. But you can make a stump.”
It's a sure sign of impending societal collapse when we have so many grown men sitting around and arguing on the Interwebz about other people they don't know playing games that don't matter. But it can occasionally be fun.
by Dick H on Feb 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
It's extreme!
And outrageous!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
And then there's cam newton
and losing the iron bowl
and outrage and horror.
I never thought I would say this, but can we go back to the Star Wars debate now?
It was less repetitive than these 300+ comments.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
THE FIRST HALF OF RETURN OF THE JEDI IS A WASTE OF TIME.
DISCUSS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
dammit try harder here.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
x
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 16, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
awww angry not full grown swan is cute!
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Topical image humor is topical.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Arn Bow is like Catholics/Protestants in Belfast
but with more vitriol. I think there’s a state law on the books that if you move there, you’re required to choose a side, even if you already root for an SEC team.
A childhood friend who didn’t give two shits about foobaw moved to Huntsville a few years ago. She got so tired of being asked which side she was on that she became a Tennessee fan on the spot.
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
/raises hand
neutral.
/restoffamilyrabidbamafans
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Are there other kinds?
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
syphilitic?
ees a yoke! i keed i keed!
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 16, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
...
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
MOM!?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 16, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
HURRRRRRRRRR
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
yeah,
we had one tennessee fan who always wore his gear in grade school on auburn/alabama day (last school day before the iron bowl when you rep’d your squad). No one liked him.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Feb 16, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
what's not to like?
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Proof positive...
…that she knew nothing about college football.
/fuckyourockytop
//gotohelltennessee
by Phocion on Feb 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/sniffles
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hah
nice.
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 17, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
My personal rooting preference:
Meteor.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Feb 17, 2011 3:51 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It was Tommy Tubberville and Eric Ramsey.
Trust me.
Stupid Llamas!.
by otisnixon'sparty on Feb 16, 2011 10:14 PM EST reply actions
Unrelated note
I am writing a paper, smoking hookah, drinking 7 and 7 (7up and Seagram’s 7) and eating Subway.
Most college Wednesday night ever? Discuss.
GAHHHHH
not enough weed
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Feb 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Remember that time I was high for a year?
Yeah, neither do I.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
The first 7 months of 1998 exist only in random flashbacks…
by Mooncricket on Feb 17, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
who says there's only tobacco in the hookah?
GAHHHHH
by broski on Feb 16, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no tobacco at all!
takes up too much green space.
living in the hole, looking at the Palace.
by thetennesseethumper on Feb 17, 2011 8:51 AM EST up reply actions
give that crusty old dean the finger, and you're well on your way
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Feb 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Not for me.
Wednesday was our night out with stuff to do. So it $5 pitchers until about 12 then social time. ALSO, at this time of year, there was a party Monday through Saturday, and if there wasn’t, it was because there was a breakfast event before classes. WOOO drinking school with engineering problem!!
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Same here
If I wasn’t writing a paper right now I’d be plastered.
A few years ago, the people around Auburn decided that Wednesday night would be the new night to go out. All the bars have outrageous specials early. Like starting at 7 early. Everyone finishes dinner and heads straight to the bar. It gets pretty ridiculous.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
If ASU gets mocked for their academics then I get to go highbrow on "college."
RANK AMATEURS!
One Sunday night after chapter meeting a couple of guys went to a bar for “a drink.” Six hours later we closed the bar and went home to a fully stocked bar, where we continued to drink. Since the three of us had slept in until 2-4 pm the previous day none of us were tired so we kept drinking. At 6 am we went to the Kwik-E-Mart and bought another couple of cases of beer and forged on. At noon I took a friend to the Student Union to tag along on a lunch date with my girlfriend, who was pleased as punch that I skipped two classes and had been drinking for 16 hours. We broke up later that night, as you can probably imagine. Something about not respecting her or taking something serious or something.
I have dozens of stories like these.
by Big Jon on Feb 17, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just dozens?
I have a story a day like this for 4 spring semesters from the approximates dates of 3/10-3/17 each year. If you were to include 3/1-3/10 there would be less consecutive days of 16 hour drinking binges, OR more consecutive days of like 6-8 hour drinking binges.
Also helps that the birthday falls in this time frame as well.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I WENT TO ASU I SUCK AT MATH
#keep the meme alive
Seriously though, How I survived 1997-2003 is a mystery. My liver should be cloned and kept in storage in case of chemical/nuclear warfare. It can process anything.
2007-2009
There were nights when I had the following conversation with one or more of my roommates
“Dude when was the last time we went to bed sober?”
“Ummmm”
“It’s been at least two weeks right?”
“No way it’s been that long”
“Can you name one night you were sober in the last two weeks?”
“Shit”
The list is long, but distinguished.
My first month of college went that way
I didn’t know how to sleep without being drunk. Turns out that’s not healthy
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 18, 2011 9:34 AM EST up reply actions
Wednesday was our main weekday drankin' night...
we had “Community Choir”, which was also known as “show up sober and get your A”, 7-9:30. Then, it was straight to the one bar or to the Milk Carton Apts. and booze on.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
i am intrigued
although to be fair, at OSU i can drink any night i choose. i just choose not to snif
GAHHHHH
At this exact time mumblety-four years ago
I was almost certainly completely misplaying a hand of pitch. This would be partially due to the mountain of empty beer cans surrounding the card table in the dorm floor lobby, but primarily due to the fact that said mountain didn’t actually begin accumulating until approximately 1:15 am when we all got back to the dorm after spending the previous 7-8 hours at one or more local drinking establishments.
Oh, and I had class in five hours.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Do not graduate. Ever. Trust me.
/sniff
//I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 16, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for IF I COULD TRAP TIME IN A BOTTLE...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Feb 16, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
In honor of the NCAA getting interested in Auburns recruiting skills.....
OBR is a band that has been around for awhile, with founding member/lead guitarist “Pantless” Pat Dye, Producer Gene"The Chin"Chizik and Label Owner Bobby"Down Low" Lowder, Drummer Trooper “ATM” Taylor, Bassist Curtis “Rainmaker” Luper, and Rhythm guitar Gus"Gustav"Malzahn, with newcomer lead singer Cam"GodThang" Newton, this group revamped its lineup to turn the music industry upside down with their chart topping hit “Our SACS is On Fire”, with rip roaring live sets and curtain calls and crazy fans of Trooper Taylor who travel from sold out show to sold out show, called “Towel Heads”, known for their crazy attire, who carry brown paper bags of money and throw it in the air to the tune of “We Make It Rain On the Plains”, which Trooper/Luper wrote and was nominated for 3 Grammys. Their curtain calls aren’t complete without Pat Dye downing a bottle of Scotch on stage, then tossing his trademark Plaid shorts into the crowd, then while nude on stage, performing his world famous “Helicopter” move( which he perfected at live shows on Lake Martin, has been known to lift him up in the air and hover about 2ft if he gets it moving fast enough).Although a record setting yr for the band, it came under a cloud of controversy when Cam Newton had agreed to join another band, Maroon and White Dog Fight, after he got kicked out of/quit the Urban Renewal Project over its vision for him and his place in the band….Their hits include “I Dunno”, “My Daddy Says”, “Return of the Mac”, “Bless This Mess”, “VIVA Stark-Vega$$$$” “,”Six-Six&Full of Tricks", “Keep it on the LOW-LOW-Lowder”, “Colonial Bank Skanks”, “5 Stars and Gold Bars”,“Family Tradition-Manson Family REMIX”, “ALL IN….Prison(Blues)”,
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Feb 17, 2011 12:15 AM EST reply actions
welcome back! where the F have you been?
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 17, 2011 8:32 AM EST up reply actions
WELCOME BACK, SHIT FLINGING MONKEYS OF ALABAMA
Its been quite awhile since the Auburn/Alabama monkeys were in an all-out war being feces-ish with each other in the comments. I recall the old EDSBS thread that would be completely hijacked by your infighting. At least this thread was about UA/AU.
The geography that I stands compares you superior
by Bourbon_Meyer on Feb 17, 2011 8:34 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
This event is a prime example...
of why the Auburn-Alabama rivalry always has been and always will be beneath the Ohio State-Michigan rivalry.
twitter - devidee33
Devidee gonna devidee
The list is long, but distinguished.
by Old South on Feb 17, 2011 8:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have relatives (albeit in-laws)...
from Alabama. I have been to Gulf Shores several times. Don’t get me wrong, I love the state of Alabama. The people are great and it’s beautiful.
However, I have had to listen to the in-laws talk about how great the Alabama- Auburn rivalry is and that I just don’t understand it. Well, it turns out they were correct. I don’t understand it. OSU-Michigan is a game based on tradition, mutual respect and two programs will successfull histories. It’s prestigious.
Alabama-Auburn reminds of two highschool girls who hate each other. It’s petty.
twitter - devidee33
yes Big Ten fan
we all see you
now go have fun with your hockeys
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 17, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'm not a Big Ten fan...
and I don’t follow hockey.
Ohio is a football state. On Friday, Saturday and Sundays in the fall.
twitter - devidee33
thats cute
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 17, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yep. only legends, here.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Right...
Because we all know that the majority of Alabama / Auburn fans are actual graduates…of any college.
twitter - devidee33
by devidee33 on Feb 17, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so w hat does it do the rest of the week?
and don’t tell me people work jobs. i’m at work right now… you don’t see me working. just trying to keep alive football in a world that has gone gray for the next 6 months. unlike the trees, tho, football will be back.
Don't feed it.
Or poke it with a stick. Just smile and nod politely and let it have it’s fun.
Any woman can be glamorous...just stand still and look stupid.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 17, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Well you're from Ohio.
Of course you’ve been to Gulf Shores
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 17, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
this has more truth than you know.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 18, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
Auburn-Alabama is not the best rivalry in the country
It’s the worst. It is the most heated. It is the most caustic. There is not a close second.
But, just to bias the post, when you hear about true bat shit crazy in the rivalry, how often does it related to the bama side? Poisoned trees after losing? Killing a gamecock fan after losing? Shooting your son after losing?
Army-Navy is the BEST rivalry in the country. Because at the end of it, they’ll shoot somebody else on their rival’s behalf.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Feb 17, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Michigan still fields a football team?
Who knew?!??
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 17, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
/raises hand
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
intramural.
i heard the hockey team just swaps skates for cleats. either that or it was the women’s rugby team. tough to tell.
by ChaosTempo on Feb 17, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Half of one, anyway.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I knew this story was serious
when, on the local news last night, it ran ahead of the following story:
Spooked deer runs full speed through rear window of car at elementary school, killing itself on impact and slightly injuring a baby.
What school? Why Robert E. Lee Elementary, of course.
by TaterSalad on Feb 17, 2011 8:58 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Over in Austin
The Treaty Oak stood
Until it was poisoned by a psycho
Who was up to no good
The vandal doused his Velpar
(Damn you DuPont!)
But Treaty Oak lived
Though haggard, and gaunt
500 years old
Its branches once spread far
Now just producing
A ZZ Top guitar
A shade of its arboreal majesty
But there is one thing
On which we agree:
FUCK CLEMPSON
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 17, 2011 9:18 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think we have a early frontrunner for Dickmove of 2011
Trying to think of an equivalent.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 17, 2011 10:05 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Updated
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 17, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Please tell me he's a sidewalk fan
and that he’s NOT an alumnus.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Feb 17, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
you get 3 guesses.
and the first 2 don’t count.
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"I'm not taking sides in this Egypt thing until the Scorpion King gets involved."
-FOTProgram
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 17, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
A B1G spring game?
They are wearing hoodies after all.
by sullivan013 on Feb 17, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
What is the "Spring" you are talking about
Up here we have 4 seasons, Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction
"What Would Jesus Do? You're damn right he'd do a wheelie" ~ Daniel Tosh
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