THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/16/2011
by Spencer Hall on Nov 16, 2011 9:50 AM EST
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HAIL TO THE MAC. Yet another barnburner for America's conference, and another brick in the wall of our theory of "less skill=more entertaining football." This one was decided in part by an extremely fishy late hit call against Ball State, but giving up a 31-14 lead never helps your case, either. Also, in addition to sort of cheating by using the player Taylor Martinez wishes he was, (Chandler Harnish,) NIU may have been using Force Pushes, and that is most unsporting, Huskies.
KNILE DAVIS HEALS WITH THE POWER OF PURE UNDILUTED V. The supplies from Bon Temps have him up and running after a disastrous leg injury in fall practice, but Bill wonders if he should even play football this year at all.
BUTCH DAVIS ASKS YOU TO BELIEVE UNLIKELY THINGS. Butch Davis claims he had no idea John Blake had a close relationship with an agent, which is a lot like you claiming you had no idea LiveJasmin.com was a porn site. ("I'm sorry, I just thought she was a friendly woman saying hello on the internet.") He also does this on Youtube, so we look forward to Davis' budding internet stardom and the inevitable videos where he just makes fun of commenters by name for calling him gay and arguing over Justin Bieber.
MMMM FREE FELDMAN. Tim Jernigan. Yeah, he's really fun to read about two weeks out from a certain assbeating.
THIS SEEMS CRUEL. Give Houston Nutt credit: he's at least enforcing rules like he's still a coach, which is either a real commitment to seeing this thing through to the end, or a deliberate attempt to punish ungrateful Ole Miss fans with maximum cruelty for refusing to kowtow to repeated reminders of "back to back New Year's Day bowl games."
BALLS ON BALLS ON BALLS. Win one game, and suddenly you're predicting the end to a 22 game road losing streak, Buffs. Why the hell not? If you're going to call your shot against anyone, make it UCLA. Even their fans want them to lose at this point, so you're helping two fanbases at this point.
YOU HAVE REDUCED US TO SCANDINAVIAN NEO-SOUL. Jesus, please just beat Furman, and then make whatever impending disaster is waiting behind that at Florida State a gentle demise. WOOOO CHICK-FIL-A BOWL AGAINST CLEMSON FUCK CLEMSON.
ETC: Can't stop hitting the Rick Ross samples here? You are not alone. This close to moving to rural California. Might have found "D" for next week's Alphabetical well ahead of time.
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The only reason I know LiveJasmin is a porn site
is because it pops up every time I visit another porn site.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Nov 16, 2011 9:54 AM EST reply actions 20 recs
Hits just tripled for that site
Jasmin thanks you.
by 2207 Main Street on Nov 16, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Craig James has apparently been alerted.
Its now “DeadJasmin”
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Allegedly.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
More like BlackDahlia.com
Too soon?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Isn't that called "designed interception"?
Or am I thinking of Bauser-ball?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
Interceptions imply a level of "hitting the playing field" accuracy that Bauserman doesn't have
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Bauserman does "hit the playing field"...it just so happens to be here during a game
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Cmon now - we all know Baus can't throw that far.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
/my golf game salutes Joe Bxxsxrmxnn.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
timmy jernigan
Is pretty much a beast. I wonder how much pain he can cause brantley….
None.
He’s already dead.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Nov 16, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That certainly explains his "mobility."
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Nov 16, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sure there's a "Weekend At Brantley's" photoshop dying to be made
pun only slighlty intended.
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
If the Bruins do win out and go to the conference title game,
then since that will in particular imply a win over USC, it will probably be necessary to keep Neuheisel on board as coach. This would be glorious.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
But then they would ban the rest of the world?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
That Colorado losing streak
includes blowing a 21-point halftime lead against an Iowa State team that was 2-8 at that point in the 2007 season.
If Colorado had hung on, the heckler would have chanted “4 and 20!” at Chizik.
Let's not forget this little gem of a game.
Nothing like blowing a 28-point lead to a 2-6 Turner Gill-led Kansas team.
Dan Hawkins football:
Why keep it on the ground up 28 in the 4th when your back already has 150+ rush yards in the game?? It’s about variety, you guys!
And a 54-38 loss to Toledo!
/shoots self in face
by RicardoMontalban on Nov 16, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
cmon man....
As a Nebraska fan, THAT one was pretty damn funny!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 16, 2011 10:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Favorite part
was when the Toledo fans started leaving the stadium, because it was late and they were obviously kind of bored.
by RicardoMontalban on Nov 16, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
I haz a sad
Firstly, BC Interruption’s Hate Index is up and all they did was call us Nerdy Douchebags (ND , get it?) and post a 4 year old video between student newspaper editors in which ND’s representative did indeed come off as a Nerdy Douchebag.
Then I find out I can’t make fun of our SEC Brethren and their “shakers” any more as they will be handed out at the BC game.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Commentariat: stand and be counted.
By my count, we have 48 rooting interests represented amongst the commentariat. Which fine institutions am I missing?
SEC
Vandy
S. Car.
Kentucky
Tennessee
Georgia
Florida
LSU
Ole Miss
MSU
Auburn
Bama
Arky
ACC
Duke
NCSt
NC
GT
FSU
Clemson
Wake
VA
VT
B1G
N’western
Michigan
Sparty
tOSU
Minnesota
Iowa
Neb
PSU
Purdue
PAC12
ASU
UCLA
Ariz
USC
Oregon
BIG12
KSU
Tex
Ttech
Kansas
Oklahoma
BIGEAST
WVU
Cuse
SCRAPPLE
University of Notre Dame
ECU
Houston
TCU
Rice
SMU
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:04 AM EST reply actions 16 recs
You have way to much time
and for that I am glad. Well done sir.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
We've got some legitimate Wisconsin alums onboard
Not just my sidwalkery
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Shit
Devil Grad is gonna be pissed I left him out. And Lt. Nolan is going to put out a hit on me. So, with the addition of delegates from:
Miami (OH)
Miami (FL)
Indiana
Wazzu
Wiscy
Ohio
we have reached 54 rooting interests.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
There's several Texas A&M regulars
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
no,
they spend most of their time here.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
The Virginia Tech fan would know that
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 16, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S FOR SCIENCE ONLY
YOU KNOW, RESEARCH
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
and that's a rec
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 16, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Gitcher Olde English Babydoll Southdown sheep hyah!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
i was too busy looking for a subtle troll
to fully realize that Miami had been left out. But myself and CanesDawgSicEm thank you for including Miami, even if it may cease to exist in a few short months.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
My mistake, Lt.
I meant no disrespect. My oversight has been corrected in the fanpost. My real goal is trolling one of your other conference affiliates.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
no disrespect taken.
you mean pitt?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Noooooooooo
Think about the team and fanbase I regard with utter scorn.
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by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
its the ACC we are talking about
could be any of us.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
....Virginia Poly?
I noticed you did list Virginia twice.
It took me about five minutes (despite being a fan of a team in the ACC) to figure out what team was missing on the ACC list besides the team you regard with utter scorn.
Virginia x 2 was a mistake
Virginia Poly was a way to drive up the wrod count.
Methinks you’ve determined the ACC team I really hate. You know, the team who has no representative on the board.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Given who you are playing this week, it's rather obvious
What I was mentioning was that there was a second ACC team missing and it took me awhile to recall which team that was.
SVP would be so sad you forgot about him
The Assman is a Terp fan/
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
All the students and alums are too busy trying to figure out in which sport the team is shaving points.
So they can get in on that action. And the potential sidewalk alums just don’t give a fuck.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
I almost actually went there for law school.
I applied at around 14 law schools, and got accepted in about 9. It came down to BC, Syracuse, or FSU. And then I went to visit the campuses.
Question answered.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Erm
I meant how could you tell if a BC team was shaving points.
BC, now with up to 28% more incompetence in the clutch!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Their fan would be sure to tell you how, if you really think about it, they're shaving more points than the Black Sox.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
This also applies to Kentucky.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Kentucky Football:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not even sure if I should be upset by this.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Plus they have a hockey game against BU this weekend
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
NIU
I haven’t commented on the MACtion threads because I’m always at the game, trying hard not to look like an empty seat… unlike my MAC brethren.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Nov 16, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Washington State Flag
outta no where!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Nov 16, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
There's at least one Indiana fan around these parts (LoneStarHoosier)
Does Kelly’s Gyros count as a Hawaii fan too?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
I think some Boise State fans come here pretty regularly.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 16, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
D'oh!
How could I forget this board was the chief battlefield for the Great Potato War?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
The two what?
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If it's "Holtz'd"
I think you mean “Utethsssssss” (wipes face with towel)
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Who is the delegate from the state of Connecticut?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Are we missing a linebeard-sporting Cards fan?
Can’t believe no one from Louisville Community College *mumble*andlawschool*mumble* is among us.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
There's one, but Old South usually beats him into submission every time he pops up.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Yeah, that was fun while it lasted
Can’t do it anymore. Suddenly we suck a lot more than Louisville (and everyone else) at football. Also, with Kragthorpe’s personal tragedies, it’s not in good taste to mock Kragthrope anymore.
Sposed to be SEC
As long as you keep the mockery to his coaching....
and steer clear of comparing his coaching to an infectious disease, I think you’re fine.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I am a Cards fan.
Though I read more often than I post. Keeping up on open game threads is difficult when you’re doing your best to out-bourbonize the academy from Lexington.
"I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forever more."
by FluffyFluffyDoubleChunk on Nov 16, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
admittedly, Old South kind of dominates the comments from Kentucky here.
"I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forever more."
by FluffyFluffyDoubleChunk on Nov 16, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Well Bob's the only other fan
And Bob ain’t been round since basketball started.
(BigBlueBarrister posts a lot)
Sposed to be SEC
sorry, I meant from the entirety of the state
"I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forever more."
by FluffyFluffyDoubleChunk on Nov 16, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
That I do.
And probably 2 percent of them are worth reading.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
I notice
Consider it a hint from me that you and FakeGimel need to post more, so that we can delude these people into believing we exist.
Sposed to be SEC
Co-signed.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of Card Fans and linebeards, whoever photoshopped that Card Fans image deserves recognition
I’ve been looking, and I cannot find the original scene that features Nick Swarsdon, Kal Penn, and Jaime Kennedy. I suspect its from Malibu’s Most Wanted, but I cannot confirm, because I can’t bring myself to watch that garbage.
"I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forever more."
by FluffyFluffyDoubleChunk on Nov 16, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
There are definitely USF people here.
Isn’t Bubbaprog one, even?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
He Just Lives In Tampa
Bubba is an Ohio Bobcat of the finest regard
Man, I thought he lived in Jax.
Becoming more and more convinced that “Bubbaprog” is secretly about a dozen different people.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
He Could Be
Would it surprise anyone? It would explain a lot of the dominance.
It's creepy that I know this
But he used to live in Tampa and now lives in Actionville. I believe he’s a professor at either UNF or JU.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
*Prog picks up phone*
“Eliminate this Big Jon, he knows too much”
click
FIN
Leavittown was a Bulls fan
but I’m not sure he’s been around in a while.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Nov 16, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Self reply
Thanks to the commentariat, who have pointed out delegates from:
Miami (OH)
Miami (FL)
Indiana
Wazzu
Wiscy
Ohio
TAMU
Hawaii
Boise State
Idaho
USF
delegates from 58 fine institutions.
And Texas A&M.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Cal represents somewhat
Anonymous IV from Mono lake and VandyImport are the first two that come to mind.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
For as long as his liver lets him...
Jeff Tedford football could inspire one to a life of alcoholism.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Will break my vow
Dropping my “no posts until new client found” for Big Game Week.
by CalLSURoseBowl on Nov 16, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
A fellow rugger!
well, fuck Michigan.
(I know, another MU)
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 16, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Michigan is UM
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
So is the University of Missouri
They just get all transposey and shit.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 16, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Conference wide dyslexia.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
NU reporting in for duty
you know, the University of Nebraska…
/trollface
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 16, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
You are UNL.
Northwestern is NU.
Get with the program.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
what you did there...
I saw it even with my non-AAU eyes
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
I thought we decided this on the field a couple weeks ago
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BURN NOTICE
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
i know i invited that as soon as i hit enter
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 16, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
This is true.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 16, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
UNL?
University of Northern Lousiana?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
UNL is at least used occasionally around Nebraska.
UN-L makes my eyes go funny.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 16, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
We'll accept UN-L
As soon as Wisconsin is UW-M. And Minnesota is UM-TC. And Illinois is UI-CU.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 16, 2011 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE U-N
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Actually, per popular usage throughout the Midwest,
UN-L is “Nebraska.” I know, Carlin said “fuck popular usage,” but if you went to “Nebraska” most everyone knows you went to the Lincoln campus.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Does Iowa State go in the Big 12 or Scrapple divisions?
Because I’m here.
by Narrow Right on Nov 16, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, NR.
Stupid oversight. You get us to 60: half the Bowl subdivision schools.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
*ahem*
Been swamped with work the last month, but was around during the Aug-Sept months. Had a big bb fight with Petrulli and everything.
/FiveInARowBitch
Crap.
Forgot UConn again. That takes us to 61. And don’t worry, this is not due to any hatred of UConn. My hatred for Geno and Calhoun, while strong, does not make me dislike your fine institution.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
NC State fan here.
And it’s NCSU, not NCST. I want to punch ESPN in the vagina for starting that shit.
www.riddickandreynolds.com
by RiddickAndReynolds on Nov 16, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
ESPN shortens South Carolina to SCAR, so I know how you feel.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Nov 16, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
I have many fond memories of standing in the student section and chanting A-Z-S-T!
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Better than what CBS did to UNI.
“No. Iowa” in the NCAA tournament.
by Narrow Right on Nov 16, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Not to defend ESPN
But no one outside of Iowa would have knew who UNI was. I would have guessed the ‘I’ stood for “Institute”
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Hell, my sister has a PhD from UNI and I forget that it's not NIU
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
"N Iowa" would have been perfectly acceptable.
But you look at it on screen, when only the “o” is lowercase, and it looks like either “No Iowa” or “Number Iowa.”
by Narrow Right on Nov 16, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Not to defend ESPN for the SCAR nonsense,
but given there’s another USC out there that can cause confusion, I can somewhat understand the need for another acronym for South Carolina.
But that logic fails in NC State’s case. Who is the other NCSU that could possibly be confused with State?
Is there a Northern Colorado State U. with coyotes or wolf-like-dogs as their mascot that I’m unaware of? Not likely.
#petpeeve
www.riddickandreynolds.com
by RiddickAndReynolds on Nov 16, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Further,
if there WERE another NCSU out there, isn’t it assumed that NC State would be the better-known of the two?
(you don’t have to answer that question, necessarily…)
www.riddickandreynolds.com
by RiddickAndReynolds on Nov 16, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
we could get into the whole ESPN bias thing...
…as one was founded 79 years before the other, yet one wins more football games over time and thus gets the “USC” designation which is bullshit…
…but I won’t bother.
Miami University says hello...
asks you to disregard the University of Miami
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I blame them for G Tech too
Or maybe that is CBS’s fault.
Either way. STOP IT!
GA Tech or GT if 6 characters is too many to type. But G Tech is not acceptable. NOT ACCEPTABLE.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Nov 16, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't G Tech make radar detectors?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds right
Also Tech with no leadin is also acceptable.
It confuses me when Big XII-III+I folks use it to refer to someone else. That is just wrong.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
This.
Sick of that crap. Just call us Tech.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
NOPE
winner of the VT-GT game gets the Tech title. the loser has to have the state in front of it.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
The earliest member in the ACC gets the title forever.
Thats the rule. Deal with it. Vippie Sue agreed to this when they joined the conference.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Nope, sorry.
The University of South Carolina was founded before California was a state, but most people associate USC with Southern California and not South Carolina. So the “I was here first!” argument doesn’t work.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Nov 16, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
USCe and USCw?
Blasphemy.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Nov 16, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really don't know why they wouldn't embrace SCAR.
So much better.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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I'm partial to Sarkerlina
But that’s a bit too long I suppose
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 16, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
I've started using SCAR on le internet
just because it’s easier and everyone will understand what I’m talking about.
/Will always be “Carolina” when talking to family
There was a law suit
South Carolina lost. Continuous use and shit
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
residents of the state of south carolina have been using it continuously
and Im sure will continue.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Guaranteed
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Nov 16, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
That was just for the interlocking S and C logo, right?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If I remember right, it was the use of USC in promotional materials
Since the University of South Carolina, while being older, was South Carolina College in the late 1800s, they didn’t have “continuous use” of the acronym
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Ahhhh
I had the baseball hat issue stuck in my head: LINKY
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I think they are one in the same
The lawsuit over the hat resulted in the over arching decision that Southern Cal owned USC.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
That would make sense...
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The actual case was reported very, very badly
USC didn’t “win” anything and the only thing South Carolina “lost” was the ability to register the interlocking SC logo. South Carolina wanted to register the logo (get the little circle with the R in it) and when the Trademark office people said “no, it looks too much like Southern Cal’s logo which is already registered,” they tried to get Southern Cal’s registration cancelled. Trademark office people said no, appeals affirmed.
That’s it. Nothing more. South Carolina can continue to use the interlocking logo until Southern Cal successfully sues them to stop it, which they haven’t done yet. There were no pronouncements about who the “real” USC was, or that Southern Cal gets exclusive rights to the logo, or anything like that. Sakerlina just can’t register the logo, nothing more.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If they can't register it,
that means anyone can use it, and not pay royalties, right? Seems like it could cost them quite a bit of money.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Pretty much
They cannot receive royalties from it’s use
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Non sequitor
It’s true anyone can else can use it. But no one in South Carolina can afford hats, so the issue is moot.
Sposed to be SEC
/pauses tape
See that, that right there, watch it again
//rewinds tape
Did ya see it
///rewinds tape again
THAT, THAT RIGHT THERE. That is how you hate, kids
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I've spent quite a bit of time in South Carolina-
they’ll buy those damn hats, camo-ized, with a fish hook stuck in them, above just about all else.
Hell, those are second only to a can of dip to most of them.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They spent all their money on shoes, tooth paste and toilet paper.
/They totally didn’t.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, we blew all our money on these silly rings...
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Nov 16, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Those seem exessive."
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 16, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
I would be mad.
But when the team you lose to are world-beating badasses like that, it makes it better.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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How much were the NIT championship rings?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
What's the NIT?
/bouncyball not recognized in Columbia, SC
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Nov 16, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yes it is
Remember that reason they left the ACC?
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
I'm under 30, so I wasn't around for that.
I have heard some of the old timers talk about those reasons though.
Enjoy playing the North Carolina schools in basketball. I’m sure those games will be officiated in the fairest way possible, especially against UNC and Duke.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Nov 16, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
/Paging Mr. Sax
PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 16, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
TUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure they got USC by being on the opposite end of the winning spectrum from y'all.
But I do remember South Carolina’s “THE USC” campaign from my youth.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Do I really need to mention why Southern Cal gets to call itself USC?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
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by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Miami University is over there
nodding its head sadly.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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I typically call them USC and So-Cal respectively.
Then I know some ND people who insist they’ve never heard of So-Cal being USC and that it’s just SC to them, which is really confusing.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
To anyone who was an ND fan prior to about the Mid 90s, USC was not USC it was Southern Cal or just SC
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Im pretty sure we have had it more thruout history.
That site is lame, btw, for not going back to the beginning, although interestingly enough, if you go back to that first Princton/Rutgers game, the belt ends up with Nebraska for the start of that site.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
There's like, 8 Tech's.
Makes you sound like a commercial of a company that didn’t get the rights to use actual schools so they’re stuck using “State” and “Tech”
In the state of Georgia
Georgia Tech has the trademark on the word “Tech”.
No one else can use it solo within the state.
Probably the same applies in Virginia, Texas and Louisiana too, but Ive no clue.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
/mdwm
Except that we’ve been known as Tech for most of, if not our entire, history.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Suggestion:
Put this in a Fan Post where it can be edited instead of a comments section where it can not.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Been done, y'all
See here
Get a move on, people!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Proud Shaw U Bear representing CIAA!
I know it’s Div. II, but it’s my Alma Mater and I gotta show love.
/ Lost by 14 points to Duke in basketball last week
/ Am so proud
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I was about to mention you and your Bill and Beotch love.
Sorry, I just love that horrible nickname for some reason. My experience with William and Mary people on the Georgia Southern boards has been of nothing but class fans and great people to discuss football with.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Nov 16, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
According to the authorities from "Blazing Saddles"
We’ll take the [REDACTEDS] and the [REDACTEDS]. But we DON’T! WANT! THE CIAA!!!
Aw heck. Everybody!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
I thought we didn't want the Irish...
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 16, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
The Domers are already here.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Just tie a sack of potatoes to the bumper of a north bound truck.
Make them Canada’s problem.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Is it really racist/nationalist to hate the Irish now?
If I met an American (not a Brit) who still genuinely discriminated against the Irish I’d think it was kind of cute and old-timey.
Sposed to be SEC
NONSENSE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
His problem was with Catholics in general, not the Irish in particular
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
And African-Americans
Don’t forget the racism. And the Pinkerton Detectives he hired.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
It still exists, but more in the "My grandpa says embarrassing things some times"
There’s also very real animosity between the Irish and Italian communities in Chicago and New York.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
One day,
I will tell the stories I heard at the Old Neighborhood Italian-American Club located a few blocks from Comiskey Park, Chicago.
And the italians are just bitter cause they can’t get one of their own elected mayor.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
FTFY
There’s also very real animosity between the Irish and Italian communities every ethnic community in Chicago and New York.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I hate Illinois Nazis.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I only dropped the potato comment above because it seems ridiculous to discriminate against the Irish in 2011.
But I bet it wouldn’t fly at NDNation.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Neither do baggy pants, for that matter
One of us needs to go there and accuse the site of being commie sinning Anglo-sympathetic liberals for using a blasphemous contraption like the internet. Then they’d be caught.
Sposed to be SEC
I've seen some Mizzou folk around here as well.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 16, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
Yes. There's definitely Mizzou folks here.
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by Bryan Ashlock on Nov 16, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
ill be deep in the cold, cold ground, before i recognize Missourah
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"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 16, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Georgia Southern.
Who is playing Bama this weekend. BRING IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
/PleaseCOTG,Don’tLetUsGetAnyoneHurtBeforeThePlayoffs
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Nov 16, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
That's NINE-AND-ONE Georgia Southern at NINE-AND-ONE Alabama.
Play it up, homes.
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If we count bubbaprog (which I think is reasonable)
then, and I’m quoting here, “EASTERN MOTHERFUCKING MICHIGAN” is repped on these boards as well.
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by ProbablyMonty on Nov 16, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, but I guess his primary rooting interest is Ohio
so never mind, depending on what the rules governing secondary rooting interests are.
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by ProbablyMonty on Nov 16, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I'm an alum from Clemson and Appalachian State (though more of a Clemson fan)
And like much of those before, its App State, App, or ASU. NEVER IN HELL IS IT APPY STATE
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
do you accept "hot hot hot?"
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what are "things that A&M receivers say when thrown footballs?"
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
"Oops I did it again"?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
WHOOOOOOPs
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Britney collapsed in the second half of her career, too.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 16, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Who performed at halftime then?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
You just made me imagine Mike Sherman in the video for "Toxic."
I hope you’ve had a good life.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Better than "I'm a Slave 4 U"
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Actually, I bet he's more of a Shakira fan.
Hips Don’t Lie and whatnot.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
So, who does he like from todays harlots?
I’m guessing Ke$ha.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
/hastily arranges 21 gun salute for Old South
//Morgan Newton shoots himself in foot and wounds three others
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
...
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
What the fuck? Why would you do this?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
work sucks
its raining.
everyone must share in my shitty day.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
title clicked. Also flagged.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
/getthefuckout.gif
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
FLAG FLAG FLAG!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
That's horrifying. And awesome.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
No, that's "HELP!!!"
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
"IT'S A TRAP!"
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
You're wrong Colonel Sanders
It’s that school that kept 2007 from being completely joyless.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Wasn't that the season where being ranked #1 required you to lose the next week?
If so, I rather enjoyed that season.
Sposed to be SEC
I blocked most of it out
Kinda like how App State blocked that FG
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ASU (no, the othe one) had a 10 win season AND Rudy Carpenter's head bled all year long.
It was glorious.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I remember feeling legitimate concern for Rudy Carpenter on more than one occasion
That offensive line….. woof
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Him bleeding out of the mouth against USC was the highlight of my Thanksgiving.
And that line produced a #2 DC, Mike Pollak (Colts). Just shows what a mess the rest of it was.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Still...
who forgets how to play offense?! Seriously, losing to [DATA NOT FOUND ERROR] is one thing. Losing 33-3 to Chan Gailey…is another.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Eh, I'm over it
It was the worst year in Notre Dame football history. That is not hyperbole. It was literally the worst year.
When you have the worst team in your school’s history, you’re going to lose some ugly games.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hello, Navy
Hello, Air Force
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
/points and laughs at UCLA
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah yes
The game that cost Karl Dorrell his job.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
43-37
That was also the year Stevie Got Loose.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Cant we get Stevie a peek?
/Bush waves at Stevie.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?!?!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I knew it!
I’m surrounded by ASSHOLES!
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
That's amazing!
I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!
by 2207 Main Street on Nov 16, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
PREPARE SHIP! Prepare ship, for ludicrous speed!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Only one Aggie would dare give me the raspberry...
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I prefer to call it "pain"
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
I want to live in the state (would like Greenville)
But a South Carolina fan that does not me make
Sposed to be SEC
Greenville is awesome
I do not know for whom you pull for, just seems that when you and I have had past discussions, it came off that you did not care much for Clemson, so I took it as you enjoyed them city-slickers from Columbia.
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Myrtle Beach.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
There's one Ball State Cardinal among you...
…and fuck whatever shit defense that was last night.
by Sweet Jaysus on Nov 16, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Broncanous Mendenhall reps Illinois, and lonestarhoosier Indiana.
The commentariat has collected all of the B1G.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
There is a Pitt fan here
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Lonely Pitt fan reporting for duty
by ucfpanther on Nov 16, 2011 1:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
/claims commentariat national championship
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
I've spent a fair amount of time on the tubes looking for one that's bigger than about 150x150.
It’s been very effectively memory holed.
...a little chlorine will take care of that algae problem
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
The Wave is angry at taking so long to hire Leach, apparently
by JHGraas on Nov 16, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know they were the Tulane Pokemon.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
How are the Fightin' Favres?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
They came up short
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
They really try to let it all hang out, don't they?
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
no wants to see pics of their games, but they send em anyway
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
I was just about to say we have a So. Miss fan.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Its not So. Miss
its Mississippi Southern.
"And tonight's Sonic Drive of the Game, will be the drive back to Tupelo"--Jack Cristil
by more_cowbell on Nov 16, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, you mean there's a part of Mississippi that's even more Southern than the rest of Mississippi?
Do they have negative literacy rates?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HE READS TOO GOOD! SEND HIM NORTH
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pur-due?
I’m the B1G and what is this?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 16, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Stanford and Cal
This weekend will be a tough one!
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 16, 2011 12:03 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hey, I'm technically a USM fan too.
Don’t look at me like that, we DO exist.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
DERP, see what I get for replyin' before reading through the comments.
/tips hat to gatoreagle
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Until next year.
MOST HATED RIVAL*
*Not in North Carolina
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Narrow Right
Is an Iowa Stater if I recall correctly
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I say, sirrah
You seem to have neglected our fine D-III institutions. Certainly St. Thomas, Kenyon, and K-State deserve recognition here.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 16, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ISWYDT
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
It wasn't precisely subtle.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 16, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Make sure you don't get suckered into paying extra
for the cloud of depression and loathing that’s sure to accompany them.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Don't call the numbers below
“for a good time”.
"And tonight's Sonic Drive of the Game, will be the drive back to Tupelo"--Jack Cristil
by more_cowbell on Nov 16, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I called one.
I was sent directions to meet under an overpass and given a Dr. Pepper.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Well, there was a limo, purple lights, and some bald guy wearing sunglasses.
Not exactly what I expected, but yeah. It was a decent time.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
If it was only a decent time
you should have drunk more Dr. Pepper
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Or Dr. Pepper Ten
Then you could have had a real manly time.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Does this mean that Diet Dr. Pepper requires you to have a vagina now?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Nov 16, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/eats peanut butter and crackers
//locks you in bathroom stall and forces you to eat box of Pop-tarts
///schedules holiday tournament with bar right behind bench
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
/yells at Jodie Meeks for scoring 54
//kicks Meeks off team at halftime of NIT game
///verballly harasses Jeanine Edwards
(I can do this all day. Don’t think I won’t.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
/bangs undergrad skanks
//teaches Joker the same trick—WHAT SORRY I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING
Sposed to be SEC
Innocent cat
wants you to forget he was OC, assistant head coach and recruiting coordinator before he was head coach.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
/gets thrown out of Merrick Inn pool
//plays night golf in Lawrenceburg
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
/Starts Mark Coury every game
//loses eleventy million in a Pnzi scheme
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
/gives Michael Porter crap
//forces Darius Miller to walk back to campus from Rupp
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
/Calls Derrick Jasper a pussy for not playing on broken knee
//Runs from Alan Cutler
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Everyone knows the artificial sweeteners in Diet Coke are feminine
Coke Zero 4 lyfe
Sposed to be SEC
I prefer Coke Zero to Diet Coke.
But I prefer DDP to Dr Pepper 10
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
#TeamCokeZero
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Nov 16, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do they come with feeding troughs and places to put water bottles like a hamster cage?
We need those water bottles.
by Narrow Right on Nov 16, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Find a stack of articles showing real offices are worth the money
And drop them on senior management’s desk?
/hates cubicles
//and has been shown pretty definitively that programmers are far more productive in real offices
place I interned at this summer
had these new age-y types of cubicles, with all sorts of colors, no sharp angles, fans, and soft lighting. wasn’t bad.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
That picture scares me...I suggest using this picture if you would like to convey that desire...
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
or this...
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 16, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Delicious...
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Nov 16, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd less for content, more for revealing to me that Sweet Baby Ray's comes in that big of cannister and that I could absolutely bury something in its deliciousness.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Nov 16, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
I think you and I have very different definitions of "deliciousness".
I mean, SBR isn’t vile, but delicious is a long stretch.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
It's no Stubbs....
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 16, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
There was football last night?
I must have missed it during the 38 hours of Coach K fellating that ESPN was doing before going, “Oh, yeah, there is another game we’re supposed to play tonight.”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:11 AM EST reply actions
It was on the U.
Ok people, seriously. If you don’t have this website bookmarked, well then I just don’t know you anymore. I actually keep it open all season on my phone.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Yay! Wisconsin at Illinois, 11 am on the deuce.
Set phasers to Beth Mowins. You may fire at will, Mr. Worf.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
What I hope to hear around 2pm....
“Wisconsin, you’ve just been Zook’d!”
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Oh Lord, No.
We had that crap in 2007. That was enough, thank you very, very much.
/Tyler Donovan goes off for 392 yards
//yes, TYLER DONOVAN
///Lose by 5 because the run defense does not exist
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
A man can dream, can't he?
But, the more likely outcome is Illinois getting Zook’d.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
/Illinois played 3-4 Wisconsin
//loses by 10
///2008’d
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Hope you learned your lesson
NEVER turn off the MACtion, or a Texas A&M game.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
This Sandusky thing is going to get much worse before it gets better
The Pennsylvania State Police said that “due to the overwhelming amount of leads and tips from the public we’ve dedicated more resources to the Jerry Sandusky case”
Also, LaVar Arrington’s rant was amazing.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
This will get out of control.
It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
This is already out of control.
It’s just going to get even more out of control.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Well, it did start with an earthquake
admittedly in Oklahoma, but still.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Birds? Snakes? An aeroplane?
Lenny Bruce is NOT afraid.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's time I had some time alone...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
I always sing that part in karaoke
and let someone else sing Stipe’s.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
I don't have one
It was just on SportsCenter.
“He mad” doesn’t begin to cover it.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
As he rightly should be.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Da da da, da da da
Womp, womp, womp.
by never_go_full_dabo on Nov 16, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Last Night While Radio Flipping
Ryan Seacrest basically said he expects Sandusky to commit suicide.
/ISwearIWasJustFlippingChannels
/HesSoDreeeeamy
The entire world expects this.
And JoePa will not live out the year.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I have decent money on "flees country" as well.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
/checks celebrity death pool list
Yep, Paterno is on there.
What? Everyone has to go sometime (come on, Lindsay Lohan and Fred Phelps…).
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Latest kicker
A local school has not allowed its kids out for recess since this story broke. Why? Cause Sandusky’s house overlooks their playground.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
HOORAY FOR MEANINGLESS OVERREACTION!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
"Parents are freaking the fuck out, and we don't want even the remote chance of liability"
Such is life in a tort system that, by nature, rewards excessive caution (in terms of expected utility).
Sposed to be SEC
In a country that considers "ringtones" and Kardashian Shows as providing utility I believe your disctinction to be irrelevant.
If this country ever got sane again, I would agree totally.
GET OFF MY LAWN
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Too much breeding
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 16, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's no worse than the fact that the NY Times is pointing out that Paterno shielding himself from losing his house in a lawsuit is a sign of guilt and not just being smart
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
HE SOLD HIS HOUSE TO HIS WIFE FOR A DOLLAR
HE MUST THINK HE’D LOSE A LAWSUIT
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Sadly, this kind of reasoning is the kind that juries love
And the reason we have rules of evidence to prohibit similar arguments being made in court.
Sposed to be SEC
The Chicago Tribune says please, do go on.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
The best part of that story
was burying, right at the bottom, the fact that he’s 13 years older than her.
U MAD, ACTUARIAL TABLES?
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Although sad, that's funny as hell.
I’m glad my mom didn’t keep from going outside just because of a gang shootout the night before, though she probably should have now that I think about it as a parent myself.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Take out that second mortgage
As pointed out over on BON, Texas favored by as much as -9.5 versus Kansas State this week LOLWUT
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 10:28 AM EST reply actions
How Much Of That Is The Public Factor?
Like with the Steelers & Cowboys.
All of it
It’s a common misconception that Vegas setting a line is what is “expected to happen.” It’s not. It’s not at all. It’s designed to entice 50/50 action on both sides.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
maybe not
We were only -1.5 against Mizzou last week, when Berg and Brown were both supposed to be healthy.
Again, there's no maybe
Oddsmakers don’t give a shit about what they “think is going to happen.” They analyze better patterns and set lines accordingly.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
That's the (seemingly) weird thing about this line
It looks to me like 100% of the money would be going on K-State.
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
You apparently have a lot of people with a lot of money betting on you
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Lots of people with money who unconditionally love and bet on UT?
Sounds completely implausible to me [/sarcasm]
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
See, the problem there is that I never, EVER bet money on UT.
I just lose sig bets.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Right
Maybe bet on Texas to not cover the home opener, as they have an amazingly consistent track record on that.
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
I never bet money on OSU,
but there are lots of morons that do.
How long do you have to keep that sig?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
All season.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Through CCG or through bowls?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Bowls, too.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Ouch...
reminds me never to bet with Chloe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This is a good lesson to draw.
I maintain lhb got off easy.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
UT, Bama, ND, SC, tOSU
are five of the biggest public sides out there (in college football) so the lines will usually be skewed against them automatically.
Southern Cal or South Carolina?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
ugh.
this is going to be rough.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
funny you should say that
I’m visiting my special lady friend this weekend and she’s a texas fan. she’s said that, but unfortunately in relation to football.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Weight of history: "They're Texas. They're Kansas State."
Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
(And immediate past performance doesn’t count at all, I guess.)
by Narrow Right on Nov 16, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Oddsmaker sez
“I’ll completely ignore the fact that Texas may be starting its 4th string running back….”
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Oddsmaker dont care
He follows the money. Its all about the juice.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Please to keep Contracts I out of football.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
You damn well shouldn't
I took them, and I’m the one running the damn game
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Odds makers are thinking
Vince Young has one more year of eligibility left and since he probably doesn’t have any pertinent plans this weekend…
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Would just like to remind everyone that Georgia is favored to beat UK by more than LSU is to beat Ole Miss
Sposed to be SEC
If I was a math major
I would figure out what this tells us about the relative strength of all four teams.
Instead, I’m going to drink, heavily, and hope that we shit the bed badly enough to get Joker replaced by the Dread Pirate.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds like a solid plan of action.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Mr. Resident GT Fan
I asked this in the Thursday night VT/GT thread, but got no reply.
What are the students shouting after “Go Jackets!” in the post fight song cadence deal? I’ve been wondering since I heard it in the Clemson/GT game.
Thanks in advance!
by never_go_full_dabo on Nov 16, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
"Fight win drink get naked" ends the cadence
Or in between the “Go Jackets!”, there’s a “Bust their ass!”.
And I think there are about a dozen of us. I was personally yelling, screaming, and drinking in the stands during that thread.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Ahhh "bust"
I was thinking it was something much more vulgar. This makes more sense. Thanks, brah.
by never_go_full_dabo on Nov 16, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
The "fight win drink get naked" part
was added after my day.
Ditto for the “go georgia tech” during the Budweiser song.
Of the 2, I prefer the latter as the better change, but Im okay with both.
The rat section is, sadly, a long lost tradition that I would love to see brought back. My freshman year was the last year of the rat section (bringing back “rats on the field” would also be great, but that predates me by a few years. It ended after 8 balls tail get ripped off).
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
RATS were 'recently acquired tech students' aka freshmen
they had their own section and when the chant came for “Rats on the field”, they obliged.
It was discontinued after they chased after 8-ball once and ripped his tail off from my understanding
About 1982 or so
1987 was the last year of the rat section, which were crappy old wooden bleachers in front of the East stands behind the opposing players. Horrible seats, often couldnt see over the opposing team. But good for throwing projectiles at the opposing QB on the sideline.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
/Throws fish
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Who brings fish to a football game?
It’s like how I don’t understand why people would throw rotten tomatoes at bad entertainment acts. Did people just walk around with rotting food waiting for someone to not amuse them?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/brings octopus to hockey game
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Always had a question about this one...how do they sneak them in the arenas?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
No one looks that closely
And octopi, having few bones and being able to squeeze themselves into tiny crevices, are easily smuggled.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Dear God, please tell me
you didn’t rathole the octopi.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Oh God no.
1) Blackhawks fan
2) the tiny crevice is a reference to what octopi do out in the ocean
3) Just put it in a large, watery, ziploc bag and put it in your jacket’s inner pocket.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Only if marinated in vodka /drops mic
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So this is a thing with the youngin's now?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
/dropssandwichI'meating
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 16, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
You know you are playing Notre Dame in advance
its not like the opponent is kept a secret.
Plus, the fish throwing thing only happened twice.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Lew Zealand?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
An entire stadium of trolls
what’s not to love?
RATs are freshmen at Tech (Recruit[s] At Tech)
You get a laughably small cap and everything. I was one of the few that filled mine out (you put the football scores on our RAT Cap).
Right here is where you should click
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
RATS wasnt an acronym
plenty were made for it, but they are all BS.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
/shrugs
Beats the hell out of me. Predates me by a long shot, so I go with what our traditions pages say.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Ah, gotcha
Clemson had rats back in the day as well.
by never_go_full_dabo on Nov 16, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Go to a dining hall on campus
There are still rats.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
/math major inserts comment about getting 50/50 money, not complete relative strength
//this problem cannot be solved, due to not enough information
///pass the beer!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Huh. Apparently j-school and the math department DO have common ground.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Beer brings everyone together!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Remember, LSU's most dangerous skill is their ability to mimic teams.
This week, exercising this ability would probably be a mistake.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 16, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
At this time The University of Arizona should be recognized for their charity and hospitality
welcoming Utah and Colorado to the Pac-12 with open arms and porous defense. No other conference school went out of their way to allow Utah a conference road win and the Wildcats were the only team to allow Colorado a conference victory of any sort. Good job, Arizona.
#HateWeek
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 16, 2011 10:33 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
U of A sucks.
I like driving my truck.
by Erik T on Nov 16, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Iowa delenda est.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Ann Arbor delenda est.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
That goes without saying.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
You know what? I kinda fucking hate Iowa.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
The first step is admitting it
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
The second step is napalm.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I agree with the Gopher
/vomits
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
WE HATE IOWA
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 16, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
But.... trucking school?
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Seriously, though, Zona.
The fuck?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 16, 2011 10:47 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
While we certainly appreciate the hospitality
What we were really hoping for is a chance to be the sacrificial lamb in the Pac12CG.
So, if ASU could please just finish the drill and lose their last 2 games, I’m confident that USC will take care of the Bruins and our dreams can come true.
But.. but.. CAL
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
No. No, the Doctor Moon will stop it. It's programmed to protect CAL.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
I survived the wall of Bell's
I think
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
ALL THE CHILI CHEESE BURRITOS
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
see yesterday's CI
Holy Grale pub in Louisville had a Bell’s takeover. All 20 taps were serving Bell’s.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
How did I miss this?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
I dont know, how did you miss it?
While other stuff will slowly drift back on tap, Im sure most will still be there this weekend. It took a while for the Dogfish Head stuff to go off tap after they had their takeover.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
If I wasn't ALL THE BROKE
I would drink my way through it. Sadly, raising a kid and having to pay for a mock trial competition trip out-of-pocket up front has left me with a lack of cash flow until my reimbursement comes through.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
I wish they updated their website daily, or at all.
I realize kegs float in the middle of service, but if they took 2 minutes to update just before opening, it would be awesome.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Congrats...go to Kalamazoo and report back if you can survive the brewery
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Their brewpub is most excellent
I love going there
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Same number of Bell's beers on tap last night
as they have in Kalamazoo.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I have never been more jealous of another human being than I am right now.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
If it makes you feel any better
it was packed.
So there are plenty of humans in a tie with me.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Did you get to have the Christmas Ale?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Started with it
Two hearted on cask.
Hopsolution.
Also tasted the porter and hopslam.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Excellent!
I really like their porter.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds like a plan...now do that 4 days in a row starting at 11 AM everyday and we can talk
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
totally vultures my favorite seat in the library.
will now write a curse for anyone who takes it away from me
/isterritorial
//most comfortable ass chairs in the world’
///naptime!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:57 AM EST reply actions
vultured***
edit button and all that.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Window chairs, second floor?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
3rd floor,
corner of the library by storer/rosse and the back parking lot/cemetery.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Oh my, yes.
I always napped in the chairs in the window of the math library- the room on the 3rd floor of Hayes, right by the stairwell closest to Middle Path
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Florida fans are cruel people.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Bama fans are cruel-er-er-er-er
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 28 recs
Wow. Wow.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 16, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
That's SEC speed, right there.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 16, 2011 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
title clicked
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Norm Chow says the exact same thing.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 16, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
8Ball
can explain the wonders of how LSD is a helluva drug.
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Simple physiology
We are, at a basic level, a weak and slow species. We have poor senses. To compensate for this, our brains try to filter out anything that is distracting. These images play on that fact. Because everything is distracting, our brain doesn’t know what to filter out and what to keep so it’s constantly changing what you’re processing and what you’re not making it seem like the image is moving.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
All you had to say was ALIENS
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
MAGNETIC ALIENS
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 16, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
See also: Boise State offense
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Human Ethology was at the same time the easiest and most interesting entry level anthropology class
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
It really does
And the reason it was the easiest is because Ethology is “the study of behavior from an evolutionary perspective.” Unlike Psychology where the answer is complex and takes lots of factors into account, in ethology, the answer is always “so I don’t get eaten and I can bone more”
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
So to simplify even more....
Ethology – science of men
Psychology – science of women
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Nov 16, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Chaos theory - science of women
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Well..first the earth cooled...then the dinosaurs came...but they died and made oil...then Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
What can you make of this?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
So what does it look like?
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
A great big Tylenol.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 16, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Passengers certain to die!
Airline negligent!
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
There's a sale at Penney's!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Airplane AutoRec
Did you ever seen a grown man naked?
Updated version… now has an answer: Yes, Captain Oveur, I grew up in the Penn State area. The local custom is shower horseplay.
Too soon?
Dictated, but not read.
http://atlanticcoastconfidential.wordpress.com/
If Drew Magary can make jokes about it on KSK
then I think we’re at the “soon enough” stage.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Dude!
Spaceballs AND Airplane in the same thread…nice!
by 2207 Main Street on Nov 16, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Or that can be answered like this... "well...when a man and a woman really love each other...they get 'together'..."
also…PHRASING
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
have seen the years...
/Jackson Browne’d
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
The black spot in the middle is a depiction of the Mandlebrot Set
Though I don’t think the rest is…
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
dammit...why did you open a view portal into Les Miles' mind?
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Les Miles thinks with Portals all the time.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
did somebody say mandelbaum set?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 16, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Does this have something to do with the dinosaurs breeding?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Code monkey like Fritos...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 16, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Code Monkey very simple man.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
You're a day-glo pterodactyl!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh my God, it's full of stars...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Busby Berkeley was way ahead of this game
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 16, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
/only knows this from Great Movie Ride at Disney-MGM
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Who put mushrooms in my smoothie?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Steve Jobs encouraged everyone to drop acid.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Bob Genghiskhan agrees with him.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
My iPad tastes like schnozberries.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Now wait just a minute.
Predicting the end of a heinous, painful, embarrassing losing streak against UCLA isn’t the most outrageous thing in the world.
Only 140 yards of total offense required!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:32 AM EST reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR MCLEOD BETHEL-THOMPSON
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I haz Las Vegas this weekend
I’m gonna go to a sportsbook and parlay every shitty game this weekend
Imma hang up and listen
K-State. Money line. Thank me later.
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Vandy now a full fledged member of the SEC
Soph Safety Andre Simmons arrested in an armed robbery of a fellow student. I would link to the article but it would mean more page views for Clay Travis.
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What a dummy....
He picked the wrong target. Everyone knows the butlers carry all the cash.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Nov 16, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He didn't rob him through a Ponzi scheme? How gauche and un-Vandy.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Nay!
He was armed with a derringer.
STILL VANDY, Y’ALL!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
you just connected dots between Shapiro and Vandy
long range dots, but dots nonetheless.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Nov 16, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
"Armed robbery" at Vandy
just means a hostile takeover, right?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
So what are we lunchin' on today?
I have a kickass roast beef and cheddar sub I made this morning, chips, a Sun Drop and a softball-sized Honeycrisp apple.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:04 PM EST reply actions
give me the apple and I'll add it to my cider...
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 16, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Due to some pairs of jeans becoming tighter
a pair of green apples and a bottle of gatorade.
Followed by a trip to yonder gym.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Fitness is overrated.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Not when you're single
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Chicken noodle soup.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
Canned or homemade?
The wife has a great recipe.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Homemade, leftovers.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Lean Cuisine frozen pizza.
aka Cardboard with cheese on top
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
shredded running shoe soles
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 16, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
I am currently crashing an American Constitution Society meeting for the free pizza
I am not in ACS. I was reminded of this as I removed the slices from the box. And not a single fuck was given that day.
Sposed to be SEC
Are those the sinister spiders or the detxrous spiders?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not in the Federalist Society either
I steal food from both groups without bias, passion, or prejudice.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 16, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec for clever law school food shopping
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But ACS = sinister, Federalist Society = dextrous
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 16, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HEY.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
So the Federalists are made of sugar, while ACS is left-handed?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, no
Federalists are
And ACS is, according to Google, a Dutch death metal band
Sposed to be SEC
I want to start a Feudalist Society in law school.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There will be a fee, simple one, to join.
/streeeeeeeeeeetch
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DEAR GOD, THE PROPERTY FLASHBACKS
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen things, man.
I’ve seen mortgages that aren’t mortgages.
/stares off into distance
//takes drag of cigarette
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Here, you can have this bundle of sticks
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
by cmill126 on Nov 16, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Property isn't about stuff. Property is about people's rights to each other with respect to that stuff."
/turns off the safety
Sposed to be SEC
Then you could lord it over everyone that wasn't in
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1. Start a Feudalist Society in law school
2. Demand a weregild from the other student societies at threat of a crusade.
3. Profit!
I’ve completed the chain.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
There aren't even any ???? steps
ARE YOU A WIZARD
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
I see what you did there.
I sees it.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Who doesn't do that?
/has been known to Ctrl+F the Daily Docket for “lunch” or “food” on days when he was too lazy to leave the building for lunch.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
My mom sent up taco meat
That’s starting to sound good
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Taco meat, Velveeta dip and corn chips.
Mmmm, taco nachos.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Free Cottage Inn pizza from the company.
It’s one of those pizzas that looks and tastes like a good idea at the time, but an hour later is an uncomfortable brick.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Hollywood making a Doctor Who movie?
Yaaaaay, I can’t wait to see how they try to destroy another franchise
Needz moar 'splosions and tittays!
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
DETAILS?!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
From Variety, quotes by the director (David Yates)
We’re looking at writers now. We’re going to spend two to three years to get it right
It needs quite a radical transformation to take it into the bigger arena.
Russell T. Davies and then Steven Moffat have done their own transformations, which were fantastic, but we have to put that aside and start from scratch
Moffat’s only response so far:
Announcing my personal moonshot, starting from scratch. No money, no plan, no help from NASA. But I know where the moon is – I’ve seen it.
Moffat, you fantastically snarky asshole
(All of that is meant as a compliment, BTW)
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He's right to be snarky
because you’re basically undercutting everything he, Matt Smith and Karen Gillan are doing on TV.
/and yes, I say this in the hopes of Karen Gillan pictures.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Much obliged
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Objection.
A woman removing her hat and tossing her hair is a classic, hypnotic move. It’s impossible to properly ascertain a woman’s appearance when hypnotized this way.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
That is a beautiful woman
especially when she’s not in her Amy Pond makeup.
That said, I get the sense from her interviews that she’s dumb as a post.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
She likes to get naked and pass out in hotel hallways
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Who doesn't?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I like to be awake when I'm naked in hotel hallways
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
I'd like to be awake when SHE'S naked in hotel hallways.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
So did Michael Hutchence
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 16, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What you did there, I see.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Not so much a reference to Hutch's untimely death,
but to the tale of him passing out deeeee-runk in a Czech hotel elevator. Seems the door opening and closing on his head for an hour or so was high entertainment for the rest of the band and entourage.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Yep. I too am older than 37 and younger than 47.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
But, but...
I am not older than 37. I do still have my “Kick” tour t-shirt from 1988ish. Wife has tried to throw it out at least half a dozen times.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
It ended one of the two longest relationships of my life when my girlfriend decided my tour shirt from the last fucking Grateful Dead show ever was too holey, and should be disposed of.
I mean, what kind of barbarian does something like that?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Savages.
If I threw out tour t-shirts just because they had holes in them, I’d have about 20% fewer shirts. As it is I catch a ration of shit every time I get a new shirt, especially if it’s black. I can’t help that I worked with bands, and most of them insisted on making black shirts. I’m not going to turn down a free shirt just because I have 57 others that look just like it.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's not like
I want to discuss geo-political implications of wheat farming with her. Objection noted. And overruled.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 16, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not asking for spirited debate either
but I’d like to not have to use small words in every sentence.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
In her defense, she is Scottish. English is her second language.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Oh God" and "Yes" are small words.
I would happily confine myself to a “conversation” with Ms. Gillan wherein those were the only necessary words spoken.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, glorious
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
WILL SMITH IS... THE DOCTOR
/throws up a little in mouth
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to modern-day erf.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Acceptable Doctors for a movie:
Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, David Tennant.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Acceptable doctors for a movie made by a major Hollywood Studio:
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
You wouldn't watch 90 minutes of Tennant vs. the Daleks
with a proper budget?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Let's just say I don't want to be in the theater at 12:01 on the day it opens.
But yes, i do want to watch all the cosplayers in line beforehand.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
/was Eleven for Halloween
//grew the floppy hair
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't grow the Flock of Seagulls hair
But I was also The Doctor. Even had the classic verbal exchange with a few trick or treaters.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Spent MONTHS on it.
Seriously, went about eight months without a haircut.
Also saw a TARDIS walking down Bardstown Road on Halloween.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Very nice.
I did make my front door into the front of the TARDIS though.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
...
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
I hashed through DragonCon this year
Dear lord there were a bunch of Doctors (Baker, and Tennant mostly), Daleks, and TARDISes
"Bowties are cool!"
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And part of my usual wardrobe.
Only reason my neighbour knew I was dressed in costume was the sonic screwdriver.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
I can't pull off the every day bowtie
But I can “from time to time”
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
A proper budget?
This is a BBC show. You think there has ever been a proper budget?
/walks out laughing
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Hugh Grant?
DIM.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
BUT IT WORKED SO WELL FOR "THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY"!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 16, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
They never made a Hitchhiker's movie.
UNDERSTAND?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The yarn scene was acceptable
The rest of the movie, not so much.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Honestly, I don't know why people got so up in arms about the movie. I didn't think it was that bad.
It wasn’t great, no, but IMO it was a reasonable adaptation of the source material.
I really should reread that this year sometime.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Watch the 5 part tv series made by the BBC
Listen to the entire BBC radio series (the first radio series actually predates the first book by over a year)
Then say it was a reasonable adaptation
I think it's on Hulu or used to be
might still be on netflix
Really? You thought Zaphod's second head was his neck?
So far as I can tell the only thing they got right was Rickman as Marvin’s voice. And Zooey as Trillian, but then I’m always all “mmmmm, Zooey…” and then I need to go buy flowers for Mrs. Rev.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
When you reread it you will see why
They repeatedly ended jokes just BEFORE the punch line.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You mean BBC Radio? That was quite good.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
How can Florida be afraid of the Paladins?
Paladin teams get stomped by pretty much every rogue/mage/priest, lock/mage/shaman, orangecleave, and even kung fu cleave comp out there
Massive waves of orcs and goblins were always my favorite way of disposing of paladins.
/Was a totally evil GM.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
beast cleave was the hotness when I quit a while back.
I was average at best (warrior), with a really f’ing good partner, but we could never find a good enough 3rd that complimented our classes to get much above 1600 in 3s.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Mailtime
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 12:35 PM EST reply actions
The only thing that would make that GIF better...
Is this face at the end.
But still. Best GIF I have ever laid eyes on.
"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
Partnership tax professor: appears high off his gourd...again
Professor (beginning the class):
Back in my native land, in my native tongue—did you all know I’m not an American by birth and English is my second language?
Random Student:
What is your native language?
Professor:
I’m not telling. Anyway, we were fishing, I was about five years old. I caught the biggest fish I have ever seen and dad and I hauled it into the boat. It was clearly very old. Now, on to how the death of a partner affects the taxable year of a partnership.
Wut.
Sposed to be SEC
Tax law, it...does things to you, man
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Well, if I found the right one
he appears to probably be from the former Czechoslovakia.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
All I had on my tacos was habanero hot sauce
And it was glorious
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 12:58 PM EST reply actions
Company party at Mexican restaurant
Indian, Sri Lankan, and Szechuan Chinese coworkers argue over who can take the most habanero sauce. Sri Lankan wins by chugging entire cup, immediately goes to the bathroom and does not return for 25 minutes.
FOOTBAW!!!!
New Mexico has hired former ND coach and ESPN Analyst Bob Davie
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 16, 2011 1:00 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Did you get that right?
Are you sure it wasn’t “Notre Dame has hired former TAMU DC Bob Davie”?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
I was just about to post this
all the LULz
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Are you ready for some FOOTBAW???!!
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
I apologize to everyone in the library for my reaction to this.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I regret nothing.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
All of CFB says:
New Mexico fans say:
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 16, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
This leads to speculation that UCLA will hire ESPN sportscaster Pam Ward to replace current head coach Rick Neuheisel.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
For UCLA? Or Pam?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
...
/drops mic
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I think it's actually the Penguin
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, I'm fucking old.
That’s the Fabulous Sports Babe. Annoying ESPN Radio host in the pre-Cowherd days.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Pre-Mike and Mike days.
Like, Jim Everett going over the table to kill Jim Rome days.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 16, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
In other words, the good ole days,
when ESPN broadcast sports instead of creating them.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It's Black Bob!
…and he’s gone plum Lobo!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yes!
I can bust out the “Dump Davie” T-shirt again.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Nov 16, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know what's really funny about this?
New Mexico has arguably the lowest expectations of any Division I-A program right now, save maybe Memphis.
That’s Footbaw Bob in a nutshell.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Ole Miss is on line 1 for you.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 16, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
NOO MURKSIKO.
Ah cawl it the LAHUND of ENCANTMUNT
/does peyote
//stares at camera 3
becawse it’s gotta lotta LAHUND.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
You are way too good at that
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
We must schedule New Mexico.
Now.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Barnstorming game in U. of Phoenix Stadium?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hopefully their stadium will welcome his arrival the same way ours did.
With all the toilets exploding.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
/twitch
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
I'm an optimist. This means he no longer will be announcing.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Does New Mexico have 7-11s
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
That means he wont be doing GT games next year.
And there was much rejoicing!!!!
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
No one noticed the actual news here:
Joe Schad actually breaking news
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 16, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Shush don't tell anyone
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
I doesn't count when the guy has a cubicle next to yours
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Rec this man
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 16, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
This means he won't be calling games anymore, right?
New Mexico’s loss is our gain.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 16, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Never put a conflict of interest past ESPN.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Maybe he can hire Craig James as his "recruiting coordinator"
Bob REALLY wanted to get back into coaching, huh?
by 2207 Main Street on Nov 16, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
So there are reports of a tornado on the ground moving towards Auburn, AL
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
x
CNNweather CNN Weather Center
Extremely dangerous storm with likely #tornado is approaching Auburn, AL. Very strong rotation is indicated by radar.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
First Tuscaloosa, now Auburn...
is God really an LSU fan after all?
(Seriously, hope everyone is safe.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 16, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
NO RYAN PUGH DON'T CHOP BLOCK THE OBLIVION GATE IT WON'T WORRRRRKKK
In all seriousness, hope this blows over and everyone is safe
Sposed to be SEC
Confirmed tornado on the ground at 12:57 EST just outside of Auburn
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Shit
Thoughts and prayers to all the Barners out there.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
This is the storm that passed over Auburn
reedtimmerTVN Reed Timmer
At 1217 pm CDT trained weather spotters reported a tornado near Opelika, AL. This is a deadly situation. Heading toward Troup Co, GA
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
ugh
@CNNweather
CNN Weather Center Confirmed #tornado damage is now being reported in Auburn, AL.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Yup. Just got notice of a few coming through.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Mike Bettes from TWC tweeted that he saw a brief touchdown
Right outside of TWC offices in NW Atlanta
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
good Lord
Loachapoka always gets the shitty end of the stick.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 16, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it's not Craig James off the air
And my apologies. I assume this was first reported 5 hours ago.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 16, 2011 1:01 PM EST reply actions
Or one minute ago.
/goes back to paper shuffling
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 16, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
RT by Brett McMurphy
and just now RT by Fearless Leader.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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I don't
I just got the retweet from FL
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the livestream of the Auburn local news regarding the tornado
Apparently football players are tweeting that they’re currently ducking in the student union. Yeesh.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
So will we now be able to look forward to arguments as to whose tornado was the "best" one in Alabama?
by Synaesthesia on Nov 16, 2011 1:25 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
CYCLONE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, PAWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The words "cyclone" and "national championship" never belong in the same sentence, guys
Ask Iowa State
Sposed to be SEC
Iowa State has 2 in cross country
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Damn I'm bored
Iowa State has won thirteen NCAA National Team Championships in three sports. By far Iowa State’s most successful sport is Wrestling, which in spite having not won a national title for over twenty year, has continued to remain a contender for the national title. In Wrestling, Iowa State has finished as runners up for the National title numerous times, their last being in 2007.
Despite Iowa State’s success in Wrestling, their most resent NCAA National Team Championship was in Men’s Cross Country in 1994. Iowa State is not known as a national powerhouse in Cross Country, however, it is not unusual for the ISU Cross Country team to make into the NCAA tournament.
Probably the more unusual titles that Iowa State has won is in Men’s Gymnastics. A highly successful period of Men’s Gymnastics, led ISU to 3 national titles in 4 years. Men’s gymnastics is no longer a sport sponsored by Iowa State.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Lulz
Iowa has more wrestling championships than ISU has actual championships.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa is crazy good at wrestling
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Okie State, if memory serves
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by Burrito Electrico on Nov 16, 2011 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
NCAA CHAMPION
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by Big Jon on Nov 16, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Penn St won it last year
Minny has a pretty good tradition. Yeah Okie State too. This is also a sport where the little schools can be really good too
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 16, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Minnesota
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by ChocolateCity on Nov 16, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Someone's trollin' Landry Jones.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 16, 2011 1:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Haha
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Might check with Big Red Auto
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by lhb98 on Nov 16, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, maybe he should have showed up at his job when he was at Okie.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 16, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
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