THE HONEY BADGER TAKES WHAT HE WANT (IN PROPER ORDER)

by Spencer Hall on Oct 20, 2011 11:15 AM EDT

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The Honey Badger is always running about, eating constantly and terrorizing the savanna with his relentless hunger. Up the tree he goes, devouring a cobra; down the tree he runs, tearing ass after a monitor lizard only after savaging a nest full of adorable baby birds on the way down. Whence the source of his incredible hunger, his appetite boundless, his lust for flesh unlimited on the African plains? The world may never know, but LSUFreek has theories that may answer our questions.

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How the fuck a fully grown King Cobra lose its head?

#sour

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 20, 2011 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs

"King Cobra. Don't let the smooth taste fool ya."

I was more of a Magnum malt liquor man back when.

by PalmettoTiger on Oct 20, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions

I have the feeling the HB has knocked off the heads of a few

8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.

by Sasquatch Love on Oct 20, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions

That explains the diet of cobras, songbirds, small children, and Doritos

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by DevilGrad on Oct 20, 2011 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Note to UF football players

I don’t think this stuff is illegal in Florida yet. SMOKE UP!

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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 20, 2011 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Just a quick question

Am I the only one that thinks Spencer Hall when people say Spencer Ware?

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by WVPiratesfan on Oct 20, 2011 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

Yes.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Oct 20, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions

Probably.

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by Old South on Oct 20, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions

Thanks, Freek!

I’m sitting in the lobby at my wife’s OB/GYN office laughing my ass off…now I have a bunch of women wanting me dead, because this is obviously not a ‘fun zone’!

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by IndyDevil on Oct 20, 2011 11:25 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Just tell them:

“my fingers aren’t cold.”

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Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Oct 20, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 14 recs

So rec'd

And Indy Devil gets rec’d for bravery if he does it.

by TwoPalePonies on Oct 20, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions

There's a fine line

between bravery and stupidity.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Oct 20, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions

Pregnant women aren't so quick on their feet.

They can’t maul what they can’t catch.

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by cowcollege on Oct 20, 2011 11:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

Not every woman

in an OB/GYN clinic is pregnant, and even those that are are not all late term. Tread lightly, IndyDevil. There be dragons.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Oct 20, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions

They love it when you rub their bellies w/out permission

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by cowcollege on Oct 20, 2011 11:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

They look puffy, but they strike like a cobra

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Oct 20, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

SO MUCH THIS.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Oct 20, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions

No, but there may be enough of them to cast a wide net around the office.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Oct 20, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions

But many of them are experts in biological warfare

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Oct 20, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Cross that line!

/has 3 little kids
/been there for lots of OB/GYN “fun”

by TwoPalePonies on Oct 20, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions

Mrs. Rev was advised to sit on an ab ball in her 3rd trimester of Lil' Rev #1 to stretch 'down there.'

I came home and saw her watching TV whilst sitting on the ball. I clucked at her. She threw the TV remote & hit me in the mouth. Totally worth it.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Oct 20, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

Mrs. IndyDevil came to the rescue...

…by pushing her giggling hubby out of the lobby before the Estrogen Force treated him like Gaddafi.

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by IndyDevil on Oct 20, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Well

women always take all of the fun to the woods, shoot it, and leave it for dead.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

@normconquest

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Oct 20, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions

You obviously haven't met the right women.

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by little red corvette on Oct 20, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

I used to agree with Culp's

Until I recently met a really fun woman

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by cowcollege on Oct 20, 2011 1:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

I used to really believe what I stated.

Now it’s just a joke.

"Coach Hayes always told us that when TV takes over college athletics, that would be the end of college athletics."
-John Hicks

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Oct 21, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions

See, I have the opposite problem.

I always end up with fun women, but they all turn out to be crazy.

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by jonfmorse on Oct 20, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions

I would protest

But I am both fun and indisputably crazy so I don’t really have a valid counterargument. In my defense though, my insanity is the ADHD whirlwind type as opposed to the “slash your tires and kidnap your dog” variety.

Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 20, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm not sure you're crazy.

I mean, you were the SANE half of the duo in Baton Rouge…

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by jonfmorse on Oct 20, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions

No, I was the relatively sober half

The girls got to see me on an epically bad ADHD day. They know.

Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 20, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions

/ponders

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by jonfmorse on Oct 20, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Where would they rank on the crazy-hot scale?

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 20, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

<^>

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 20, 2011 11:31 AM EDT reply actions

x-post to edsbs/trees

I tweet, what else is new?

by Texpatriate on Oct 20, 2011 11:37 AM EDT reply actions

hmm

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Oct 20, 2011 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

"We're not playing Saturday because we got high."

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Oct 20, 2011 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs

I was gonna start the game, but then I got high

I was gonna make the tackle, but then I got high
Now I’m sittin’ on the bench, and I know why, hey hey
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

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by cmill126 on Oct 20, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 15 recs

Recs flowing accordingly

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 20, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions

In case you missed it on the CI thread...

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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Oct 20, 2011 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs

If there is such a thing as a blunt of which none fatter can be rolled

this must surely be it

"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."

by cmill126 on Oct 20, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions

i'll forever think of this image

From now on when I hear hawg-leg

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by cowcollege on Oct 20, 2011 12:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

A challenger appears....

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 20, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions

That scares me...

Inanity @gothlaw

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by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 20, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions

One good rec

deserves another.

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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 20, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Sometimes,

Honey Badger takes what he doesn’t want. A piss test, for example.

by bj1888 on Oct 20, 2011 12:10 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs

Shit, Tyrann!

Get it together!

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Oct 20, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs

This calls for a photoshop

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by little red corvette on Oct 20, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions

His dollar amount should be

$-420

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Respect the bucket, son.

by Eggplant Wizard on Oct 20, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions

I was thinking +4K2

But that works too.

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by little red corvette on Oct 20, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Is it me, or does Tyrone Honey Badger look like Sisqo???

There is a Thong Song parody here….“That Bong b-ba-ba-Bong”
I just don’t have time to write it….

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Oct 20, 2011 12:25 PM EDT reply actions

Damn Tyrann

I am a parody of myself.

by mrpelicanpants on Oct 20, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions

The Honey Badger=winning

This from Colorado (which plays Oregon this weekend) is NOT winning.

From their media notes for the game:

This game is the centerpiece of CU’s annual Homecoming weekend, but it should be noted CU selects its Homecoming based on a mid-October date, not who the opponent is

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 20, 2011 12:33 PM EDT reply actions