STEVE SPURRIER KILLS RON MORRIS, BOOTS GARCIA, KICKS DOG
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2011 2:03 PM EDT
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PrintSpurrier mad, y'all.
That is Steve Spurrier freezing out Ron Morris of The State in a press conference today, and showing you that the expert bitchcraft he honed at Florida did not die the instant he took Dan Snyder's poison paychecks. (His ability to orchestrate a downfield passing game consistently? Yes. The Bitchcraft? No) Spurrier refuses to do an interview with him in the room, and tells the TV people he'll do separate interviews with them, and now Ron Morris will just have to blog along with the rest of us. ENJOY MOMZ BASEMENTS, LOOSER.
Spurrier says the protest centers over a false accusation that he lured Bruce Ellington away from the basketball program, a claim from a column published "in the spring." We can't find that column, but what we can find is the following in column after column after column from Morris is him busting Spurrier's balls with a fierceness:
To be sure, Spurrier is typical of college football coaches who have been told time and again that the world of athletics revolves around their game. It is the reason fewer and fewer football coaches move into athletics administration.
And:
USC was not so lucky against Auburn. Instead, the end of the game showed the USC offense to be disorganized, lacking in sound communication from the sideline and poorly coached.
Embarrassing that USC’s offense looks no better after four games than it did in the season-opening win against East Carolina. Spurrier and USC fans only can hope the offense takes a cue from the defense and finally gets its act together next week against Auburn.
That goes on for quite a while. Go back as far as you like, but this is not about a "gray area" in a column from the spring. This is Spurrier just hitting some breaking point with a reporter-turned-professional-troll and telling him to fuck off in front of everyone. It may be highly unprofessional, but Steve Spurrier is kind of Old Testament like that. Bring a crowbar, and he brings a sledgehammer to the fight.
He did this once before with Larry Guest of the Orlando Sentinel, who he called "a sad fat little man" and refused to engage all the way back in 1994. It is a shame Guest didn't have access to the internet, by the way, since according to Mike Bianchi he would sit in press conferences sometimes and raise his hand, knowing Spurrier wouldn't call on him, but also cognizant that he was TROLLING HIM IN REAL LIFE FACE TO FACE.
Oh, and Stephen Garcia has been kicked off the team in Columbia. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR DAY OFF.
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I'M A MAN! CLICK CLACK!
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 11, 2011 2:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dolphins, man. Dolphins.
Not enough cool places to drink in Indy.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Come to Minnesota and I will supply you with all the beer and blonde wenches your heart desires Steven.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
May I have a tall blonde?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, Chloe!
Hope you’re a Screaming Eagles fan!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I was really thinking you were going to just give me beer there.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 12, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Isn't Three Floyds in Indiana?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Farewell sweet Prince
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
Rec'd for the good times.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Please come back
little 8 lb. 4 oz. Tiny Floating Matthew McConaughey
by TwoPalePonies on Oct 11, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Gamecock football:
now 80% less brahsome!
Good night sweet ANDIAMBRO, and may a flight of coeds help thee get no rest.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
and business at Columbia area bars are up 80%!
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
Run Home Jack already killed it people
After Connor Shaw gets hurt, South Carolina will look up and shout “save us!” And Garcia will look down, and whisper “Bro.”
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 11, 2011 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
Oh damn. Sorry man just saw this after I posted it below
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
In related news,
Twitter is over capacity right now. BRO BROKE THE INTERNETS
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
From Fearless Leader's Twitter
edsbs edsbs
RT @TravHaney: I’m told SC QB Stephen Garcia failed alcohol test last week. Prompted dismissal. He was subject to regular tests
2 minutes ago
By how much did he miss the minimum? It’s the only explanation I can think of for the decline in performance from last year.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2011 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
How do you fail an alcohol test
what the fuck IS an alcohol test
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 11, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And how do they set those up?
Are there black-suited ninjas from the AD’s office who crash your apt at 3 AM?
And I totally studied for it too!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 11, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You don't
To my knowledge, the only tests designed for alcohol are all beatable while still hungover. It’s hard to test for a substance that is excreted along with all its metabolites in a matter of hours.
Must’ve been a surprise test or a helluva party.
Sposed to be SEC
or a normal afternoon for Garcia
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 11, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
y'know
he IS from Tampa. After long enough a BAC of about 0.04-0.08 just becomes our walk-around level.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 11, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This explains everything I need to know about a friend of mine who moved there.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
And my friends who moved from Tampa to here...
Prolonged withdrawl syndrome mixed with random hangover
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 11, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps so much beer drinking
has caused his body to form a symbiotic relationship with brewer’s yeast, and now part of his normal blood sugar is being converted to alcohol at all times.
E-bro-lution in action!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Garcia is an alcohol wizard.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or he showed up to practice drunk, not just hungover.
That would probably do it.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
This is a safer bet than LSU-Indiana would be.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
People tend to do dumb things
I’m a fan of the ones who show up to court for DUIs and blow big numbers on the PBT when the bailiffs notice they reek of beer and can barely stand.
I know someone who did this
also know someone who showed up for a possession charge with a joint in his pocket and, unfortunately for him, set the metal detector off on his way into the courthouse
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
in his defense, he's Jamaician
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 11, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So Spurrier is running around with a breathalyzer....
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Shoulda brought it up to the booth last night for Gruden and Jaws
Megatron Juice my ass
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You study with Goldenseal and other cleansing agents, like moonshine
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2011 3:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Remember Sat night?
That would be an F
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 11, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I was referring to Mr. Meyer's texts
with his wife…
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 11, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Do I get an F+?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Random alcohol testing is typically done early in the mornings.
Drinking enough that you blow positive when you know you’re subject to alcohol testing is the highest form of idiocy.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
There are also enzyme tests
that don’t measure your current BAC but you will show up as positive with heightened levels of these enzymes in your system…Or so I’ve been told
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Oct 11, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Blew over the legal limit probably.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Presumably,
one does not pass by falling out of a restaurant booth. But one should get points for trying.
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
by DrBundy on Oct 11, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A Gator had to win at *something* on Saturday
I won at drinking.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 11, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes you did,
and it is now my goal in life to be “fall out of a restaurant booth drunk” at some point in my life. I may try this weekend in Knoxville. Anyone know a good restaurant?
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
There's a BBQ place near campus that is good to get
shitfaced at before the game. Since you are technically not supposed to drink at the tailgates in Knoxville. Hopefully I will be there as well.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Wait....WAT???
Since you are technically not supposed to drink at the tailgates in Knoxville.
How is this even possible? Explain, please, for the new guy (me).
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
Old College Inn is a candidate for that.
I believe it’s on what is known as “The Strip” ’round those parts.
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
Old College Inn
is actually now called Goal Post Tavern and is located in the old Chilis near First Tennessee. But the specials are good.
by crotchconfidence on Oct 11, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
10/8/11 3 PM CDT Baton Rouge LA
We all would have failed. BIG BIG FAILED.
Maybe one that would not have: Tyrann Mathieu
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
Clever!
Clever of Spurrier to put the focus on his bitch fit and deflect the Stephen Garcia dismissal.
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
This is very perceptive
The man learned at least one or two things from dealing with the DC media environment.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
steve spurrier
is a national treasure.
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
by kleph on Oct 11, 2011 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Don Quibrote.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Ivanbro
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brothello
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Pronunciation is important here
Brothel-O is a story about Da U.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Bro New World
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The Hunt for Red Octobro.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Oct 11, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
The Song of Broland
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The Divine Bromedy
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Broverse.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The Bros Broamazov
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bro Storm Rising.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
A Brodest Proposal
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Broassic Park
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Count of Montecristbro
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 11, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
The Bro also Rises
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Oct 11, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Old Ball Coach and the Bro
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
For Whom the Bell Brolls
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For Whom the Bro Trolls.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Oct 11, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Eugine Bronegin
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
The Great GatsBro
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Geneology of Brorals.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Madame Brovary.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The Lost Bro.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Short, Happy Life of Francis McCumbro
I feel Garcia is Hemingway kind of man.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Old Bro And The Sea.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lives of the Broets
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Catcher and the Bro
over by the roadhouse, with them rusted engine blocks...
by JunctionCrimson on Oct 11, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
F me
The Catcher in the Bro.
RIP Salinger, so sorry
over by the roadhouse, with them rusted engine blocks...
by JunctionCrimson on Oct 11, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Waiting for Brodot
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Brosncrantz and Guildenstern are Drunk
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
This needs to be green.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 11, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That's fantastic.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
One Hundred Years of Bro-litude
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
A Brofederacy of Drunjes
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Tender is the Bro
over by the roadhouse, with them rusted engine blocks...
by JunctionCrimson on Oct 11, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Where the Red Bro Grows
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Around the Bro in 80 Drinks
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
the bro's progress
over by the roadhouse, with them rusted engine blocks...
by JunctionCrimson on Oct 11, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
On the Broad
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
this is good
over by the roadhouse, with them rusted engine blocks...
by JunctionCrimson on Oct 11, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro of the Rings
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The Taming of the Bro
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 11, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Bromeo and Spurrier.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
For Whom the Bro Drinks
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 11, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro Jim
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 11, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bro And Peace.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes a Great Brotion
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 11, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro-keback Mountain
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 11, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The Celebrated Drunken Bro of Richland County
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Oct 11, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Broges of Richland County
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Broedipus Wrecks.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 11, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Cesar Brotteau
By Ballsack. Isn’t that tight bro?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The Three Brosketeers
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Th Grapes of Bro.
They're 18 to 22...how perfect were you at that age?
The Power of Red begins with the Passion of Walk-Ons.
Two Bros of Brorona
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no...
that’s Oh, Brah, Where Y’at, Dude?
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Lonesome Bro
They're 18 to 22...how perfect were you at that age?
The Power of Red begins with the Passion of Walk-Ons.
The Talented Mr. Broley
#TeamDeadHookers
by The Assman 1 on Oct 11, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Stephen the Broscure
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
by Phocion on Oct 11, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Cask of Amontillabro
by Edgar Allen Bro
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
by Native Son on Oct 11, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be careful, bro.
Some things in here don’t react well to alcohol tests.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 11, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Agony and the Ecstasy
about his football career and his off field career, respectively
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Les Miserabros
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Garcia, at last, we see eachother plain
Monseiur, Quarterback, you kill another draaa-aaaank
Before you say another word, Spurrier
Before you chain me up like a Wuerfel again
Listen to me, there is something I must do
This co-ed leaves behind a six pack of natty
There is none but me who can intercede
In mercy’s name three practices are all I need
Than I’ll return, you have my word
Than I’ll return
You must think me mad.
I’ve looked for you to stop partying across the years
Men like you can never change
A man such as you.
Counterpoint
Spurrier:
Men like you can never change
Men like me can never change
No QB number 5.
My duty’s to the team
You have no rights
Come with me QB 5
The alcohol test is come around
Stephen Garcia is nothing now
Dare you speak to me of rule breaking
And the natty you had to drink
Every Div 1 QB is born in sin
Every QB must turn away
You know nothing of Spurrier
I won a Heisman Trophy
I was surrounded by hotties like you
I am from a party school too
Garcia
Believe of me what you will
There’s co-eds I have yet to bang
You know nothing of the talent here
All I did was drink some beers
You know nothing of temptation
You would sooner see me dead
But not before I see this 40 oz done
I am warning you Spurrier
I’m a drunker man by far
There is partying in me yet
My race is not yet run
I am warning you Spurrier
All you have is Connor Shaw
If I have to keg stand here
I’ll do what must be done
Garcia
And this I promise you tonight
Spurrier
There is no team for you here
Garcia
Your co-eds will live within my care
Spurrier
Lattimore can always run wildcat
Garcia
And I will get drunk in the daytime
Spurrier&Garcia
I swear to you, I will be here.
by Charles UF on Oct 11, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
One rec more.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 11, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bro be Dick
The story of getting stood up by your wingman on a Saturday night.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
and then banging both chicks after buying them a dozen tequila shots each
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
yeeeaarrrgghhh
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The Brunchback of Brotre Brame
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Bro
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 11, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Gravity's Rainbro
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 11, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Chilliad and the Brodyssey
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Love's Labros Lost
The Communist Manifestbro
Last of the Brohicans
Robinson Crubro
The Crucibro
To Kill a Mockingbro
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Bro Down, Moses
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Metabrophoses by Brovid
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The Holy Broble
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Brotnoy's Complaint
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
The Broregin of the Species
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The Career and Dismissal of Socbrotes by Plabro
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
A Tampa Bro in Coach Spurrier's Court
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sense and Sensibrolity
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Bron Juan
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Ali Brobrah, or the Forty-One Thefts
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
by jonfmorse on Oct 11, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
by Broron
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
The History of the Decline and Fall of the Broman Empire
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Bro
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 11, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A Bro for Emily
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
All Chill on the Western Front
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 11, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Leatherstocking Tales.
Was very disappointed though, Natty Bumppo meant something totally different than the way he uses it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The Adventures of Chill-gamesh
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 11, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
by Bromer
Who punned that originally?
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 11, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
All Chill on the Western Front
because obviously, the East isn’t down with Garcia and FMM.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 11, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Master and the Margarita.
by robert guiscard on Oct 11, 2011 3:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This is my favorite one.
So far.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 11, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Brolas Shrugged
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2011 3:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You Can't Bro Home Again
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
And in the dream
I knew that he was going on ahead and that he was fixin to make a drink somewhere in all that dark and all that cold and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I passed out.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
No, he was reading I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
(Bro-puns be damned, that’s the book that defines him to a ‘T’.)
I Hope They Serve Beer At Practice
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 11, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 22 recs
That's going to be the title of his autobiography
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 11, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate ( love)
to see him write a completely fictional book about college. It actually might be funny all the way to the end
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Oct 11, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That's actually a good book.
People argue whether or not it is true or mostly fiction, but it is just damned brilliant writing.
by El Kabong!!! on Oct 11, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Seven Years Before The Bros.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
A Tale of Two Bros.
By Chas. D!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Bridge to Terabrothia
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
The Naked and The Drunk by Broman Mailer
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
he also wrote The Executioner's Bong
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Shouldn't that be Broman Nailedher?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Brahstard Out Of Carolina.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Brahliver Twist
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro-ke Back Mountain
It’s not gay, it’s just a bromance
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 11, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Super Mario Bros
Little too easy. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108255/
Maybe “Super Spurrier Bros”
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The History of Brosselas, Prince of A-Brossinia
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 11, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Doctor Brovago
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
by Phocion on Oct 11, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Floating spirit guide seeks comfortable shoulder, ear in which to whisper
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2011 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Must enjoy beer, bongos, shirtlessness
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Casey Patchall's time has come.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
My best friend saw Pachall come into his house and chug an entire bottle of vodka.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
/Ron Swanson'd?
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Bill Brasky!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
My friend has video, but I love Pachall too much.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we learned over the summer
that getting mom’s approval first is crucial in posting things Pachall-related.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Derek Dooleys Mom knods
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
What's worse video/photographic evidence?
slamming a bottle of vodka or spooning two other dudes in speedos with vicious tan lines?
I’d say the latter.
Earlier in the year,
Isaiah Crowell seemed to be strong in the ways of the force chill, but his on field presence is far too intense.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Why isn't ANYONE wearing a shirt
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I usually lose more than my shirt after chugging Patron
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Things lost when chugging Patron:
Dignity
Respect
Lunch
Sense of direction
Balance
Wallet (or at least the money in it)
Virginity (only applicable once)
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 11, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Standards
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 11, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Time space and entire freaking continuum
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
by Boatdrinks on Oct 11, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Kidneys, to a black market organ dealer.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Guy outside Death Valley holding bottle of Patron:
“What’s the state bird of Louisiana?”
Me: the fuck? [holds up middle finger with puzzled look on face]
Bro w/ bottle’s Bro: it’s the pelican
Me: oh…um, Pelican?
Bro: Congrats! [hands me bottle to chug]
Baton Rouge is fucking awesome.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 11, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
1) when did THIS happen?
2) Why didn’t I get to play?
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Right after I got ice from those girls
and we were about to go in on the wrong side of the stadium. I think you might have broken away. One of the four of us had.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 11, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
/kicks dirt
Yeah, I got sidetracked talking to some persons.
Aw, hamburgers.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I've lost skin...does that count?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks at scar on elbow....
Nods in agreement.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 11, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were talking about my current owie there for a second.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, the trifecta of NOT APPLICABLE.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
AJ?
Floating MM: Can I just hang out on your shoulder brah?
AJ McCarron: Whatev’s
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
AJ: I thought you were more original when you were played by Peter Fonda
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Fuck no.
MM does NOT hang with Sooners, bro.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
NO!!
You keep your filthy ass off our hyper-efficient quarterback’s shoulder, Invisible Tiny Floating Matthew McConaghey!!
Man's gonna have a baby in the near future, mcconaghey can't hurt him
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
There can only be one.
/paddleboards away
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
Tyler. Bray.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
:(
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 11, 2011 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
I knew he should have signed that pledge to the team
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 11, 2011 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
LSUFREEK
A GIF OF STEPHEN GARCIA THROWING THE CRUMPLED UP PLEDGE SHEET IN SPURRIER’S FACE IS NEEDED
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 11, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
this
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I could do if I don't pass out.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta do what Stephen "Pink" Garcia wants to do.
Party at the moon tower!
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 12, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Bro memorial
He lives in the hearts of the people to whom he threw interceptions
by hwoodworth86 on Oct 11, 2011 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
DOES THIS MEAN I CAN FINALLY HANG OUT WITH MY BRO STEPHEN WITHOUT HAVING TO SNEAK IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR DOWN IN COLUMBIA CAUSE LAST TIME I DID THAT I GOT STUCK IN A DUMPSTER FOR ABOUT THREE HOURS AND IT SORTA SUCKED
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2011 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
8-ball, Garcia is not your friend.
He kicked your ass the past 2 years.
by BrisketBiscuit on Oct 11, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Your avatar is evil.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It took 6 drunken tries but everything is spelled right, I think.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
So is 41 the number of attempts before this is finished?
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Interceptions.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I was really rooting for him to get the record.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
What is the record at Sakerlina?
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't seem to find it online
but it has to be out there somewhere…
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 11, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
73 or so
Todd Ellis was a 3.5 year starter in a run and shoot. I still hate NC State for ending his career on a late hit.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I got that.
I was kidding with you.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Some serious emotional conflict playing out among the Gamecock faithful right now
The fact that Garcia lost his grandfather recently is creating a lot of sympathy
That's very sad, but no excuse to drink when you know your place on the team is contingent upon not drinking.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
If this had been one of his first few chances, then I can understand the sympathy.
But he’s had way too many and he’s old enough that he should know better.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No emotional conflict here.
I wish him the best in battling his personal demons, but I am way past glad and into grateful to see him finally completely severed from my University’s football team.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Best tweet from this yet
celebrityhottub sir broosk
by SIHolly
After Connor Shaw gets hurt, South Carolina will look up and shout “save us!” And Garcia will look down, and whisper “Bro.”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:29 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Awesome.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Brodcacious
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Crap. Just realized this was posted already
Sorry Bromosapiens
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we all know what happens now
by Onestatewest on Oct 11, 2011 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Been hidin' out / and layin' low
It’s nothing new to me
Well you can always find a place to go
If you don’t like sobriety
They break down the doors
And send the girls home but
They won’t expel me
They scream and yell
And judge on Sunday
YOU CAN TELL ME
I lost my head
Threw one more pick
They won’t suspend me
‘Cause I got somethin’ buildin’ up inside
For so fuckin’ long
They’re out ta get me
They won’t catch me
I’m fuckin’ innocent
They won’t break me
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Oct 11, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Were scattering the fucking ashes
#TeamDeadHookers
by The Assman 1 on Oct 11, 2011 2:37 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
Awesome.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Steven was a chill bro. He liked browling.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
but you took him Lord, just like you took so many good men
at Florida, and Georgia, and at Alabama.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
"What was that shit about Alabama?
What the fuck does anything have to do with Alabama?"
“Dude, I’m sorry.”
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Oct 11, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd love to see Garcia's face instead of the dude's on the Time Man of The Year mirror.
Someone with access to photoshop, go. Please.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd.
The dude’s long hair makes it work even better.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen....
Welcome to life as a South Carolina Gamecock fan. The Steve Spurrier we’ve been waiting for six long years finally shows up. You know, the one that will score a TD with 8 seconds left to go up by 50 on Kentucky, then finally puts a one-trick columnist in his place. You know the Spurrier I’m talking about. We’ve been waiting for That Guy.
We got him this week. Only it’s all probably a facade to divert everyone’s attention and cover up the fact that he couldn’t keep his starting QB and his position coach sober.
Even though it's a diversion
I love seeing That Guy appear. Hope Garcia can get the help he needs.
Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.’ — Jack Fleming’s Mom
Andiambro can't be worse than the PSU QB hydra, right?
And he’s been in college for 7 years, what’s one more year of eligibility, really?
He'd fit in well with Bro Patern-bro
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Stephen Garcia..the Patron© saint of functional alcoholism
I say that with admiration and respect.
by WVUPensGuy on Oct 11, 2011 2:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 6 recs
Taking all bets on the whole story when it comes out.
I put down “came to practice drunk”.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
I bet he pissed in the hottub after a game
And then they smelled his bottle labeled “GaBroAde”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
ANDIAMBRO drunkenly seduced the dean's wife.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Does he have any eligibility left?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 11, 2011 2:44 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
No, he's transfering to play for Joe Patron-o. Muy Anjeo.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bro Patron-o
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston Nutt: The Boystown for Wayward Quarterbacks
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The outrage amongst SC fans against Garcia is surprising
Is he not one of the best SC QBs in their history?
He is undoubtedly in the top 3.
They’re not mad, just disappointed.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He's gotta at least by the winningest QB
Playing 18 years of college ball does make that easier, though.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 11, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sigh, the Gamecocks website lists prominent ADs of the past, but I can't find Individual School Records.
Nice job, webmaster.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Ellis is still the all time leader in passing.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because they lock that shit up in the media guide
They don’t list the winning percentages of QBs, though.
Coming into the season:
Passing yards
Todd Ellis 9,953
Steve Taneyhill 8,782
Stephen Garcia 6,753
Touchdowns
Taneyhill 62
Ellis 49
Garcia 43
Interceptions
Ellis 73 (!!!!)
Suggs 41
Garcia 41
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by jonfmorse on Oct 11, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAMN IT GARCIA.
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
he wasn't sniffing that INT record
damned if he wasn’t trying though.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Give him his full 9 years of eligibility.
He’d’ve gotten there.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That's probably the ONLY thing he wasn't sniffing
GITIT?
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 11, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
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Spurier: Look, kid, I – how much you weigh, son? When you weighed two hundred and twenty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Peyton Manning, and that skunk we got you for a quarterbacks coach, he brought you along too fast.
Garcia: It wasn’t him, Coach, it was you. Remember that night in Auburn you came down to the locker room and you said, “Kid, this ain’t your night. We’re going for the price on Newton.” You remember that? “This ain’t your night”! My night! I coulda taken Cam Newton apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the network and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my coach, Coach, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn’t have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Spurrier: Oh I had some bets down for you. You had a scholarship.
Garcia: You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Coach.
by Gaknar on Oct 11, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks for the numbers.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Possiblty the article that pissed him off...
http://www.thestate.com/2011/03/25/1750504/morris-spurrier-tops-horn-in-tug.html
Doesn’t seem that inflammatory to me.
http://sportsandgrits.com/
nevermind....
just noticed the “has been courting him since the end of football season” line. Yep, this is definitely the one he’s pissed about.
http://sportsandgrits.com/
Yeah, I've seen Morris' work before
I’m not blaming the Ball Coach. I love it, and wish my coach would do this with his own Morris.
http://sportsandgrits.com/
Troll is a good description for Morris
I’m sure he’ll get lots of hits for his column tomorrow, though.
The forward pass should be outlawed
by SandlapperSpike on Oct 11, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It is a damned shame . . .
. . . that Al Davis isn’t alive to draft this kid. “Drunk? Hell, we gave Stabler a squeeze bottle of bourbon for practice, and look how that turned out. You’ve just gotta stay away from this ‘grape drink’ or ‘purple crunk’ or whatever the fuck the kids call that shit.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2011 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
or from
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Who said he's even talking about running?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
What you did there
I see it.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You've got to increase the difficulty
Drain one while running one
New Beer-lympic Sport?
New Beer-lympic Sport.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Al Davis has been a zombie for 7 years.
Pretty sure he’d just point to ANDIAMBRO and say, “unnnggghh.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'LL GIVE YOU 3 FIRST ROUNDERS.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Kill it with....
oh wait.
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by allicolls on Oct 11, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I had to see that in the mirror everyday
I’d need a few (more) drinks too.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Lane Kiffin is a flat out liar
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Well yeah,
because zombies like BRAINZ, so clearly Kiffykins was useless to Al.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 11, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Serious Cat ruins joke time.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 11, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
That is glorious.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Of course not
. . . to be a sock puppet, you need to take a hand up your ass.
(Does that help, alli?)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
he also tried to kick a 76 yard field goal
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Clicked.
This is the way I remember him, despite the weekend’s hagiographies.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
title clicked
/still misses Al Davis though.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I'd prefer to remember him like this
Problem Rozelle?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Anyone else having serious loading issues with the site?
I just came back on and everything is taking forever. Sometimes the top of the page loads but the comments don’t.
Seems to be system wide, because I’ve had problems with EDSBS, the Mothership, and Rock M Nation.
I heard Lemonparty is a good connection troubleshooting website
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You.
Its people like you that get my mother to call me screaming late at night for tech support
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
...
Sometimes it makes me sad, though… Stephen being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be sober. Their livers are just too great. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to dry them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 11, 2011 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
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All they found of him was a muddy set of Hollister shirts, a bar tab, and an old copy of Under the Table and Dreaming, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to finally make Steve Spurrier carry through with a threat.. Old Stephen did it in less than seven.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 11, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
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There’s a harsh truth to face. No way I’m gonna make it to the NFL. All I do anymore is think of ways to get a medical redshirt, so maybe they’d send me back. Terrible thing, to live in fear. Case Keenum knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won’t have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to some skank at the local dive.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 11, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
.
.or come to think of it, I suppose I could play QB for you. That would save you some money. I’ll throw down the the passes you need, the defense can pick them off, and I’ll prepare them for your signature… nearly free of charge… I’d only ask threeve beers apiece for my co-workers, if that seems fair. I think a student practicing outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That’s only my opinion.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 11, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
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There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m off the team, or because you think I should be. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid freshman who drank a shitload of Natty Boh. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That freshman’s long gone and this old seventh year QB is all that’s left. I got to live with that. Sober? It’s just a bullshit word. So you go on and revoke my scholarship, Spurrier, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 11, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
He should've died at Sakerlina.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Oct 11, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what does this reference?
/is a youngin
//seems cool
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
by dudebrabroman on Oct 11, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys
This is my new favorite subthread ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
...
I wish I could tell you that Garcia fought the good fight, and the Spurrier let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but football is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile – football life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Garcia would show up with fresh brews. The Spurrier kept at him – sometimes he was able to fight ‘em off, sometimes not. And that’s how it went for Garcia – that was his routine. I do believe those first seven years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ~ Winston Churchill
by JIMatUA on Oct 11, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Garcia was wasted at South Carolina
such a shame.
by UGAVike on Oct 11, 2011 2:58 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
I think that's what got him kicked out, yes.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Best phrasing ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Excellent.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"Wait, what?"
- Michael Phelps
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not his fault his reputation was "always trashed"
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And he was so buzzed about this year
#TeamDeadHookers
by The Assman 1 on Oct 11, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He took the smash routes too literally though
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Him and Mike McNeil can join the
“Taking the play calls literally” Team
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 11, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
In Spurrier's defense,
Andiambro really tanked the season.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
He still has a chance of being drafted if he improves his 40 time before the combine.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
And let the first bro without a buzz drink the first beer,
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Ah, the Brolden Rule.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That's not a crown of thorns around his heart, by the way.
It’s just a barbed-wire tattoo.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Spurrier to Garcia:
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 11, 2011 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
...
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 11, 2011 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Enter witty Sig here
by That Other Dave on Oct 11, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
My gf sucked 37 dicks! 37 dicks!
In a row?
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard she's marrying some Asian drum major.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 11, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If your going to close the store to play hockey,
dont puss out when it comes to free shit to drink. Words I live by.
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We had to come up with a sound that we thought represented Durham on a whole – the sophistication, the toughness, the environment of Duke University and most importantly, Duke football,
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
The tough environment of Duke University
Argyle mafia, represent!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Slightly more clever than the usual Duke-HURR-Jersey joke.
I’ll allow it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I had a response for this
including the words “sophisticated” and “abortion” but it got erased. probably for the better.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 11, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a like a cross between ...
the K State Power Towel anthem and the theme from Break Dancin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.
I am quite certain that no one in Durham or anywhere else* is getting excited about it. I say that as a graduate of Duke University Law School, and someone who (while in law school) marched in Duke’s last New Year’s Day bowl game (to guarantee front row seats during basketball season).
- Except maybe Germans. They like some cheesy crap over there.
by DiamondM on Oct 11, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Duke? New Year's Day bowl game?
What the . . . ? I don’t even . . . Are you 105 years old or something?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It was only Jan. 1, 1995.
Duke played Wisconsin in the then Hall of Fame Bowl, now the Outback Bowl. My 3 years at Duke during law school were truly bizarro world. We went to a bowl game, but never made it to the sweet 16 in basketball — Damn you Austin Crochere and Pete Gaudet. (Final 4 the year before I arrived, and final 8 the year after).
The sports gods kind of hate me.
The good news is that Andiambro can now work full time on preparing for the bar exam.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Congratulations!
You are too stupid to tell whether a beer is cold by touching it, so here is a handy way to figure it out.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Oct 11, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coors Light: The Choice For Those Lacking in Tactile Sensations.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
In other words, too drunj to waste good beer.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Precisely.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What was his major again?
Pianoman?
#TeamDeadHookers
by The Assman 1 on Oct 11, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If we place all kidding aside
We don’t have a lot to say about Stephen Garcia.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 11, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I know.
I was just making a joke out of your serious statement.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yes, Stephen Garcia will be rocking as the most Brahsome Sociologist in Carolina history.
He is all up in those population dynamics surveys.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe his specialty is the sociology of deviance
which is a real field.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
So if he enrolls in grad school somewhere, he still has eligibility, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 11, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
They changed that rule.
He’s done, unfortunately.
by El Kabong!!! on Oct 11, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The Masoli rule?
boothisman.gif
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 11, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
If I remember correctly...
He was taking a class on the history of naval warfare and an archery class this semester. Apparently, he wanted to be Robin Hood in a boat.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure if it wise to give Garcia a bow and arrow
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I was close.
It was archery and a Navy SEALs class.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 11, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Brotastic
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Gotta love the excessive use of the word student-athlete
Student-athlete
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 11, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
Hey in the South Park Doc
they showed them coming up for the Idea of making fun of the NCAA, it was sublime seeing a outsider (matt stone I think) so eloquently state what is going on and why it is fucked up.
In department of things that won't quit
LMJ says he has a 40% chance of playing Saturday vs. Arizona State.
Also:
If he doesn’t play vs ASU, LMJ says he’ll play an active coaching role on the sideline. No headset, “but I’m gonna get a visor.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
GUYS IT WAS SO TRAGIC WHEN HE HAD A NON-SEASON ENDING INJURY AFTER RUSHING FOR OVER 200
YARDS IN A GAME THAT WAS OVER BY THE END OF THE THIRD QUARTER
WASN’T IT
WHO WILL SEE US THROUGH THIS WEEK-LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE
/is still the tiniest bit peeved at James, Palmer, and Fowler. What a bunch of transparent melodramatic bullshit.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
It's a fucking football game!
Injuries happen! Some of them are pretty fucking ugly! And it’s not a tragedy when a future first round draft pick busts up his arm!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Dude, Oregon whips a lot of teams
including mine last year. Being bitter doesn’t mean you should trivialize (or worse, be happy about) a pretty horrific injury to a promising player, especially one who seems like he’s a good guy. Also, no way LaMichael goes in the first round after the Reggie Bush Experiment. Best case, he becomes Mega-Darren Sproles.
"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."
by Leland's Axe on Oct 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeep Brah
Adios, Steve-O. You were an athletic enigma rolled in a Swisher Sweet wrapped in a Fruit Roll-Up stuffed with Gushers and Peyote.
by radiofreekevin on Oct 11, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Dear Luke Fickell, what the hell?
– “Kenny Guiton may get some time on special teams on the kick off coverage and return teams.”
because Baus is just too damn good you’ll kill your 3rd string QB?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 11, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Luke Fickell, what the hell?
– “Kenny Guiton may get some time on special teams on the kick off coverage and return teams.”
because Baus is just too damn good you’ll kill your 3rd string QB?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 11, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
Not surprisingly, Finebaum is killing Spurrier right now.
Paaaaaawwwwwlllllllll, that Spurrier’s just trying to play mind games on everyone to make them forget our Tigers beat him. Imma hang up and listen.
Finebaum is getting balder and dumber
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Eh, he'll probably just have a Limbaugh moment
which will result in him still being on the radio, but nobody bothers to listen anymore except for the slavishly devoted.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
whenever Saban leaves
will be the absolute peak
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Sports Illustrated (or someone) did a column a while back
The biggest POSSIBLE sports stories- things that would probably never happen, but would be talked about for years, even by non-fans, if they did. In that vein- what would be the single craziest day of Finebaum ever? I’ll say Saban leaves Alabama to replace Gene Chizik. The world would explode.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The real Bagman is uncovered.
It’s Saban.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That might even put [Rick Pitino to Lousiville] to shame.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that story only lasted about 45 seconds.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 11, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yes!
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
In the same way it "might" overshadow the MAC game of the week
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I for one hope that there is some sort of tribute
by Onestatewest on Oct 11, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Spurrier pours out a 40 on the sidelines.
THIS
by SgtHatr3d on Oct 11, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Garcia wept
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 11, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like ESPN just told BC not to piss the sugar daddy off.
Boston College AD sent apology to ACC’s presidents/ADs for speaking “inappropriately & erroneously regarding ESPN’s role” in expansion.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 11, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
For telling the truth?
Actually, yeah… that can be dumb.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Hes the one that told Jadzinski to go fuck himself
That worked out well
#TeamDeadHookers
by The Assman 1 on Oct 11, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Worked out well for ND, at least.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ah, yes, the infamous "Kinsley gaffe."
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Step aside, ESPN.
We’ll handle this.
/cracks knuckles
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Could we choke someone purpler than Brian Kelly's favorite shade of puce?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
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I like steak.
the fuck?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
It's an awful commerical on PAWWWWLLLL. Sorry.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The Pitbull of PAWWWWWLLLL?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of Pitbull
The Lady Commentariat took a picture having a REAL GOOD TIME under an overpass in Baton Rouge. Hopefully it will be troll-faceified and posted in the FanPost.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 11, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec for bravery
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
Stephen Garcia Helmet-Cam: The Final 24 Hours
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 11, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
A fitting day in the life of Garica.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Stafford agrees!
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honest assessment
Pic 1- No
Pic 2- Yes, No, No, Yes
Pic 3- Yes, Yes
Pic 4, Yes, No
Pic 5- No
#TeamDeadHookers
by The Assman 1 on Oct 11, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm callin shenanigans.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No only for the last pic for me.
Van Pelt needs to shush.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
.....
Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.’ — Jack Fleming’s Mom
by dubveeyou on Oct 11, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
Should be green
for perfect picture placement
Is now.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't even participate in things like this
because if you ever indicate disinterest in practically any woman under 50, someone will always say either, “You lie! They would all be ‘Yes’ cause you’re a man!” or, “I guess you’re some sort of bon vivant, George Clooney after 5000 ab crunches who can get any woman you want IRL. You lie!”
However, if I were to comment, my answers would be pretty close to his.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a difference b/w disinterest and taste.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 12, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Truth be told, my answers would be pretty much the same also.....
But the pictures were selected for their fit with the story i wanted to tell, not the attractiveness of the women involved.
BTW, put your damn beer goggles on!
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 12, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess my point was this:
you’re going to say no to the first girl because you can see her whole body and face. you’re going to say “yes” to the girl in the third pic where you can’t see her face just breasts, doing the exact thing girl in picture 1 is doing (essentially). (and I don’t mean you personally, just the universal men you). Based on this logic, I’m never getting laid again.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 12, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Today, on another episode of "Reply Fail or Tourettes?"
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 11, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
I'm starting to worry about you.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Sigh. I had something in the body of this but I deleted it by accident. I'm too tired to explain.
I’ll just go with being insane.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
This is no way to join the Big 12, son.
And you would think you know how to make an impression on new conferences.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, Chloe makes my crappy day even worse :(
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
bawwwww I'm sorry.
I’m bored. And I can’t leave work yet. Apparently I’m so good at my job I managed to delegate all my work away.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 11, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, no it's fine. I was listening to Finebaum, and that was what a caller said to
him. Then Finebaum said it back. Extremely childish, so the norm.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 11, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Shameless Rumormongering update:
Top Gun theme for the halftime show against Southern Cal.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
My set would have looked more like this
“Money” — Pink Floyd
“I Fought the Law (And the Law Won)” — Bobby Fuller Four/Clash
“Lawyers, Guns, and Money” - Zevon Dead Milkmen (HAI Kiffy!)
“Takin’ Retards to the Zoo” -
Then again, the Stanford band may have already done this.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Mane, Devil hate formatting purp.
Furk.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I would have preferred
Bobby Darrin – “Mack the Knife”
Elvis – “Jailhouse Rock”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
+100 cocktails to you, sirrah!
I knew there was an OJ joke to be had, but fuck me if I could figure it out.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
...
After all the bottles of Jack have been recycled
And the clownfrauds have all gone to bed
You can hear a quarterback staggering on down the street
Footprints dressed in garnet
And the wind whispers Steven
A bro is drearily armpunting
And the coach is looking for his knife
Somewhere you hear the hotel room a’thumping
Somewhere a coach hates his life
And the wind, it cries Steven
Andinambro, you know he’ll be drunk tomorrow
With wasted coeds all over his dorm room bed
A wobbly pass he flings downfield
So the life that he lived is dead
And the wind screams Steven
Will Andiambro ever remember
The interceptions he’s thrown in the past?
And with his weed, his Old Crow, and his wisdom
He whispers no, this will be the last
And the wind cries Steven
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Shit, I've been getting the spellings of Steven/Stephen in Spurrier and Garcia's names mixed up.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You know...
Are we sure Stephen Garcia isn’t Steve Spurrier’s Tyler Durden?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Brah, just checking out the kitchen floor brah....
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
yes, posted by SC student last year
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
Mat Millen on Garcia - "To all the young people out there: there's no excuses and no explanations."
lulz
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That's the same formula he applied to the NFL draft.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 11, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Actually, I think this was millen's NFL Draft formula
#TeamDeadHookers
by The Assman 1 on Oct 11, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But it's OK, kids!
There is utterly inexplicable continued employment.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
/Matt Millen drawn and quartered by Detroit's remaining residents
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Not because he's Matt Millen, but because that is how Detroiters treat any Outlander caught in their Forbidden Zone.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
What are the chances this was all a nefarious plot by Doug Johnson
to pay ol’ Steve back for all the abuse back in ’97?
Or maybe Doug just finally hit puberty and changed his name?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Garcia Family Reunion
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Little bro Shaw, you gotta keep L-I-V-I-N
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Anyone consider the possibility that
Connor Shaw hired a reporter to dig up dirt on Garcia?
#TeamDeadHookers
Oh, come on.
Who would do that just to keep the job they already have?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ironically
I just got Iced. Or at least it was an attempt. I refused
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
Can I borrow your time machine when you're done with it?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Miami is definitely headed in the right direction now!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 11, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
And I just used "Do Not Want"
In a serious football conversation when someone asked me what I thought about Stoops becoming D-coordinator at Iowa.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
title
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
(seriously tho fuck xkcd that guy sucks)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Oct 11, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
xkcd
is GREAT.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 11, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No sir you are incorrect
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Oct 11, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
someone is bitter, miserable and has way too much free time.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 11, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I resemble that statement!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yes. I wonder what Monroe did to him that made him so angry.
I tend to like ExplainXKCD more.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
wow
they nail it
There is not a joke here, just a reference to a piece of pop-geek-culture that will make a small set of people feel some amount of self worth.
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 11, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meanwhile . . .
xkcdexplained.com exists to make an even smaller subset of people feel like A.J. McCarron now that xkcd has gone lamestream (with lamestream herein defined as meaning “even old fuckers like DG have finally heard of it”).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
and even older fuckers, like me, get the jokes and like them....
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 12, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
That's just, like your opinion man.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Wow, bitter, non-funny and not updated in almost a year
A trifecta!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 11, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Posted because BAWWWW and \m/ belong in the same picture
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Gives a whole new meaning
to Damage Inc.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 11, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
A friend of mine goes
Look at all those adorable Disposable Heroes. I was upset
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 11, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
MASTER MASTER WHERE'S THE CHEW TOY I'VE BEEN AFTER?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 11, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
perfection
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Smashing through the boundries
Terriers have found me
Cannot stop the CUTE PUPPIES
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 11, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
it's all just a diversion...
until the real news comes out….
by Orangebowl81 on Oct 11, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
BOO THIS MAN
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 11, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome photoshop
how did you remove Lane Kiffin and replace him with S.O.S.?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 11, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Good to see Garcia got his degree....
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 11, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
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