THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/17/2011
by Spencer Hall on Jan 17, 2011 10:24 AM EST
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PrintHAPPY TEN YEARS SEX-O-VEST.
Ten years ago today, Ohio State brought in the coach from Youngstown State, presumably to a chorus of boos from those who wanted the Buckeyes to hire Jon Gruden (Gruden: the default candidate of choice for a decade running at this point.) Since that fateful day, Tressel has won a BCS title, seven Big Ten titles, 106 games overall, and even beat one SEC team that one time. He has also collected an impressive collection of heads on his wall from coaches he has outlived in the Big Ten, including Glen Mason, Tim Brewster, Bill Lynch, Cam Cameron, Lloyd Carr, Rich Rodriguez, Ron Turner, John L. Smith, Bobby Williams, and two coaches he literally outlived, Randy Walker and Terry Hoeppner. (Joe Paterno smiles at your quaint body count, Jim Tressel, and waits until you have buried four generations to compare yourself favorably to the legend.)
Also, the birth rate in Columbus has gone up since he was hired, especially among Latinas. (The Vest likes his boricuas and his morenas.)
AND LOOK WHAT HE MADE YOUR FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. It's impressive, but this ode to Ohio Stadium means walking across the floor at this man's house must be a sheer hell of pure sharp foot pain.
SPEAKING OF THE DEAD RISING. Steve Kragthorpe is allegedly a leading candidate to replace Gary Crowton at offensive coordinator at LSU. Crowton, who somehow failed himself into a raise and a three year contract at Maryland under Randy "Offense And Esperanto And I Don't Speak Either" Edsall, leaves a very easily filled gap of an underachieving offense good for two, possibly three non-horrible game plans a year, which Kragthorpe should be able to equal since his offenses at Louisville were mediocre when they were good and truly crapulent when bad. Les Miles might hate scoring touchdowns, something Michigan Men fear Brady Hoke might have too much affection for since Hoke doesn't have "a non-scoring offense" to install when things really get rolling offensively.
The other major candidate is TCU's Justin Fuente, who likes to score and be good and stuff. For this reason it is safe to think he won't get the job.
ADAM ROBINSON IS SO SORRY. The Iowa RB apologizes for his sins, and asks to make penance for his crimes. Why any running back would voluntarily ask to be put back on the Hawkeyes is a mystery due to the cursed nature of the position in Iowa City; only Shonn Greene managed to avoid it, and even then it required him spelling his name oddly so evil spirits could not find him in the student directory. Concluded: return as Adaimm Robbinnsonne, and 1,000 yard seasons without injury await. Come back with normal name, lose legs in strange iPad explosion.
CALL US A NURSERY CAUSE BABIES BE ALL OVER THE JOINT. Florida hires another infant coach, former 49ers D-lineman Bryant Young, to coach in the BoomSquad. Young has one year of coaching at San Jose State and a year internship under Weis at Notre Dame to his name, but NFL NAME WOW. (This is a theme.) (And it's less impressive for those of us who firmly believe in NFLAIDS.)(Do you detect apprehension at some of our coaching hires? Yes? YOU SHOULD.)
BRADY HOKE LIKES STUPID VEGETABLES. If Brady Hoke's mother disrespects brussel sprouts one more time, it's throwdown time, lady. Have you ever had them cooked with garlic and bacon? Have you ever slid down a water slide that was actually a long corridor of flawless breasts with high-price cognac flowing over them? If so, where is this? Because, having just made this up, we'd really like to see this.
YAY SHIFTY STRATEGY-NESS. Really, they could have hired Kragthorpe and Texas fans would have been thrilled with Anybody But Davis, but Bryan Harsin is you know, actually good and stuff.
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Gruden, fellow default candidate Bob Stoops, Mike Belotti, & the aforementioned Glen Mason
Those were the top 4 candidates at the time and I wanted Mason. In a related story, I am an actuary and not an AD.
The 1-9 doesn't bother me; it's the disparity in gameday fashion sense.
by roger_t_shrubber on Jan 17, 2011 10:31 AM EST reply actions
Someone wanted Glen Mason?
For the football?
I guess I’d let him walk my dog.
(I don’t have a dog.)
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 17, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
I suppose I was always dead-set against his schemes.
So I’ll at least admit that his effectiveness declined over time.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 17, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh come now....
Gopher fans would take Mason back in a heartbeat after the disaster that was Tim Brewster
I’d take back first Mason. You can keep second Mason; I’ll keep rolling the dice till the sun engulfs us all.
What is the line of demarcation between the Masons?
I just remember him being a run-first coach good for 7-8 wins or so.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'd agree to that. After you'd say you'll take Bobby Williams back.
Has it really been10 years since Glen lost his appetite for food, his fire for coaching, and his desire to have his teeth cleaned on a daily basis?
The man quit after Tressel got hired. He still got paychecks and wore a headset for 7 years, but he didn’t coach.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 17, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
The Williams and JLS years never happened.
As far as I’m concerned, MSU did not play football from 2000 to 2006 (except for that time we beat Florida in the Citrus Bowl)
So, the same way I think about the 2007 season.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
The day Tress was hired is celebrated EVERY day in my house!
I wish I was better at the internets, I would link the speech that started the demise of the school up north.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jan 17, 2011 10:33 AM EST reply actions
"I'd like to introduce the new coach, Rich Rodriguez"?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Interwebs fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDOXwSwvwO8
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jan 17, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
He stole my heart,
I’ve never wanted it back.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Jan 18, 2011 7:34 AM EST up reply actions
So that's like, what
3 Head Coaches at Florida.
Urban/Boom/Weiss.
Full Blown case of NFL AIDS.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 17, 2011 10:46 AM EST reply actions
Can't believe you missed
Case Keenum resurrection. Granted 6th year, all your offensive career stats are belong to us.
I know UH isn’t a major program, but you can’t be too picky with your news items. It’s the offseason, you knowe.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2011 10:48 AM EST reply actions
now i'm really glad that you guys have cycled off of MSState's sched
/still bitter about ’09
//was NOT past line of scrimmage
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"Congrats to Mississippi State, 1941 Football National Champions!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
word.
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Jan 17, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
up next year in non-con
LA Tech, North TX, and of course UCLA, in Houston. Think there might be some tension at that game?
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
GO AWAY KEENUM
WE NEED THE BUCKIT
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 17, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
rec'd
that’s pretty much how its gunna go down
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
No you didn't.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
But the hole?
That existed.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
So, is Schrödinger's cat dead in purwho's box, or alive?
Or is there just nothingness? Is there even a box?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
The box
like the cake, is a lie.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Case Keenum = CFB version of Brett Favre?
Also known as the guy who has all the records because he played the most games.
Also, Houston used to be a major program…but then the SWC kinda went boom.
by Pariahwulfen on Jan 17, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Tryin to work our way back
but QB’s knees keep going boom.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
So you're saying
that AIRBHG has a friend named AHQBHG (Angry Houston Quarter Back Hating God)?
by Pariahwulfen on Jan 17, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Houston Football and Purdue Basketball.
Same program?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM PLAY EACH OTHER?
QED, bitches.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jan 17, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Don't forget about Purdue football
they have even more ACL problems than the hoopeyball team.
by Pariahwulfen on Jan 17, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Exactly.
How quaint… Houston lost 2 QBs. We only lost our projected leading passer, rusher, and receiver by the 4th week of the season in addition to a bunch of scrubs that went down. Hummel seems to be the only bball player with weak knees (knock on wood, stares down JaJuan).
That's because Martin left before his knee went boom
like the dynamite.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
We call this
the Jordan Shipley Rule. Dude played through three different presidential administrations.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 17, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
He's been around for three Michigan coaching regimes... kinda.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 17, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Keenum's only 22
so i don;t think we need to name any rules after him. He just finished his BA only in DEc. He’ll be going for his masters now, in statistics!
See what i did there!?!
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's because 33 kept torturing everyone in the Big 1x for four great years.
I look at it as the Vinny Sutherland corrolary. I swear he was at Purdue with Wooden.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 17, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
There is no Ron Dayne, there is no John Clay...
… or any of the guys in between. There is only RB Wisconsin.
Pretty much.
I’m convinced Wisconsin has a factory somewhere that clones bulldozer running backs, offensive linemen built like sides of beef, inexplicably decent quarterbacks, and (for basketball) crazy efficient jump-shooting big men.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Shonn Greene vs. AIRBHG
2005 – gets significant time as a true freshman, shows lots of potential
2006 – ACL injury vs Indiana, missed the 2nd half of the season
2007 – declared academically ineligible, spent the year going to a community college and moving furniture for a living
2008 – returned to Iowa, won Doak Walker
AIRBHG (Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God) is subtle. The ACL is his go-to play, but he has other tricks up his sleeve.
Brunettes not fighter jets
But the ones who weather the storm
may someday end up getting to take naps in the endzone in the playoffs
Brunettes not fighter jets
How can you just walk away from me, when all i can do is watch you leave...
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Jan 17, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Also this
Sock 'em, bust 'em
That's our custom
West by God, Virginia!
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 17, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute.
This sounds suspiciously like rock and/or roll.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It should be pointed out that, contrary to one’s default assumptions about the tOSU stadium builder, he’s actually an associate professor at such. Physiology and cell biology. Started it three years after being hired.
That’s the good kind of school spirit.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WITH THAT REASONABLE TALK
I like my assumptions quick, blind, ignorant and easy, thank you very much.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
So you like your assumptions like you like your women?
\hadto
\youposthere,soyoumustactuallyqualitywomen
\likeHolly,Anthropogal, zzgator, and all the others
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
LULZ
I’m happy to say Mrs. Rev is none of those things. Which makes the fact she willing spends time with me even more unexplainable.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Hey Michigan fans...
If you were truly and sincerely upset with Hoke’s hiring, there is only 1 way to register your complaint:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/africa/01/17/tunisia.self.immolation/index.html?hpt=T2
by Spartan D on Jan 17, 2011 11:13 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
thats turrible
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"Congrats to Mississippi State, 1941 Football National Champions!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I must have drank too much this weekend
I’m slightly giddy over the news that Fuente is getting some attention from LSU. For me it’s another hometown boy doing well, and moving up the ranks (see TU’s new head coach). Yeah, I’m nerding out a little about this.
LSU fans are excited too.
I think Spencer overstated Kragthorpe’s chances for comedic effect a bit. Fuente seems to be our numer one guy, though his point about Fuente being less likely to get the job due to his offensive competence rings disturbingly true…
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
Just because he had to play under John Blake for a couple of years
doesn’t mean he didn’t learn anything.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 17, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Yes it does.
That’s exactly what it means.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 17, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
But it COULD mean
that he learned what NOT to do by watching the incompetence around him.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Holgo the Caffiend opens Texas pipeline to WVU
Two stories on WV Illustratated over the weekend bode well for the re-building on Wf’nVU’s stagnant offense. Houston area running back Dustin Garrison and Flower Mound QB Paul Millard have both commited.
Millard, a true pocket passer, is enrolling this semester so he can be available for spring practice. His senior year stat line was 4491 yards with 47 TD vs 6 INT in 11 games. Garrison is another ‘smurf back’ at 5’-8" 170 lbs, but rushed for 2842 yards his senior year for the Texas 5A Division 1 champs.
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." ~ Tom Robbins
most excellent sig.
T.R. haz teh awesomes
well, so long, Earth. thanks for the air and whatnot.
by thetennesseethumper on Jan 17, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Why thank you. I liked it as soon as I saw it.
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." ~ Tom Robbins
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Shamelessly stolen
Sock 'em, bust 'em
That's our custom
West by God, Virginia!
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 17, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Now with running back option
OK State 2010 Rushing: 174 yds/gm Nat’l Rank: 36
WVU 2010 Rushing 160 yds/gm Nat’l Rank: 50
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." ~ Tom Robbins
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 17, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
boricua, morena
Big Pun still ain’t playin’
well, so long, Earth. thanks for the air and whatnot.
by thetennesseethumper on Jan 17, 2011 11:44 AM EST reply actions
RIP Pun
Riding that angelic Rascal personal mobility chair around the clouds…
/that was the first thing that came into my mind after reading that last sentence…
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
I hope Brady Hoke becomes our Jim Tressel
And that I’m totally wrong about him. It would prove, once again, something we always knew.
We know nothing.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
So what would Michigan fans built their stadium replica out of?
burning tires?
by touchdown H-town on Jan 17, 2011 11:58 AM EST reply actions
Cancelled unemployment checks
/rustbelted
It's a sure sign of impending societal collapse when we have so many grown men sitting around and arguing on the Interwebz about other people they don't know playing games that don't matter. But it can occasionally be fun.
by Dick H on Jan 17, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This really hit home for me.
It’s impressive, but this ode to Ohio Stadium means walking across the floor at this man’s house must be a sheer hell of pure sharp foot pain.
I learned a lot of curse words from my mother by leaving my legos out.
yup. some of my finest educational moments.
congruously, my son has learned them from me.
/CIRCLE OF LIFE’D
well, so long, Earth. thanks for the air and whatnot.
by thetennesseethumper on Jan 17, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
I grew up watching Bryant Young decimate opposing QBs
As a 49ers fan, I hope he teaches up somebody to be a dominant defensive tackle, which Florida hasn’t really been known for. Most of our pressure on QBs came from Charlie Strong’s extremely aggressive blitz packages that relied on our secondary being able to match 1 on 1 vs pretty much anybody.
Dear Florida,
Oh, hell yeah! Big time burger! Big time!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2011 12:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Should it become necessary, Gainesville is fully equipped to dispose of Weis.
We’re still developing treatments for the remainder of this NFLAIDS pandemic, however.
"Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances." - Mack Brown, Pasadena, circa early 2010.
by cantcatchuf on Jan 17, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
treatment?
I don’t think you’re got that right, it looks more like a light snack for him.
by Pariahwulfen on Jan 17, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Do not worry. This equipment is industrial grade. It never tires nor empties.
OH SHITS THEY DO NOTHING HE JUST GROWS LARGER
"Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances." - Mack Brown, Pasadena, circa early 2010.
by cantcatchuf on Jan 17, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
My overall reaction to Florida's non-Muschamp hires
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2011 1:27 PM EST reply actions 19 recs
Holy shit, that's funny.
Oh, hell yeah! Big time burger! Big time!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't you post this before?
I got it from this site a while back, but it might have been another GIFmaster.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think so
but I will certainly use it in the future.
Oh, hell yeah! Big time burger! Big time!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
keepin it rolling
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"Congrats to Mississippi State, 1941 Football National Champions!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
can do.
well, so long, Earth. thanks for the air and whatnot.
by thetennesseethumper on Jan 17, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Jan 17, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
that is easily one of my favorite cookie monster pictures
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"Congrats to Mississippi State, 1941 Football National Champions!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 17, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
One of my favorite Colbert Report clips
The one where Cookie Monster defends his switch to fruit.
“How can you have cookie pride, you’re not even wearing a cookie lapel pin?”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
when oh when
will Orson petition the SB Nation people to set over-rec’d green posts to plaid?
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 17, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
plaid
well, so long, Earth. thanks for the air and whatnot.
by thetennesseethumper on Jan 17, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
And the reaction to the Muschamp hires?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 17, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
shirt.woot
is fantastic.
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 18, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
It's not all bad
Here’s Cookie after taking the over in a couple of Florida games this year.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 17, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That’s funny, I had the exact same reaction when I heard that ND landed both Ishaq Williams AND Aaron Lynch this weekend.
That's basically been the expression on my face
for the past two months.
Oh, hell yeah! Big time burger! Big time!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 17, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't it remarkable what the can seem like happiness, once you stared into the abyss that is a loss to Tulsa?
"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate
Good point
Leave it to Richt to derp this season far worse than UF’s worst team since the 80s.
by ApothecaryMark on Jan 17, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
In other Coach BOOM! news,
Saturday marked the 32nd anniversary of when the Kopper Kettle “blowed up” (as we say in Alabama), leveling almost a whole city block in downtown Auburn.
(see what I did there?)
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jan 17, 2011 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Wow, I had never heard of that
Quite an interesting story
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 17, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Same.
Louisville had a similar incident in 1981.
Notice the date, Friday Feb 13.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Ralston-Purina is gone
but the silos are still there.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
...
Also, the birth rate in Columbus has gone up since he was hired, especially among Latinas. (The Vest likes his boricuas and his morenas.)
Quite possibly one of the funniest sentences I’ve read with the word Tressel in it.
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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jan 17, 2011 6:24 PM EST reply actions
The word "Tressel" is not in the highlighted quote.
It is a funny statement though!
by ApothecaryMark on Jan 17, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit.
link fail.
http://twitter.com/chasehounshell/status/27182688980963328#
How do y’all make those tiny links?
by saxattack29 on Jan 17, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Like this, only with angle brackets instead of square ones
[a href=“http://everydayshouldbesaturday.com”]Front page[/a]
=
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
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