OPEN THREAD: GAMEDAY/FIRST FLIGHT
by Holly Anderson on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 AM EDT
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PrintDing-dong, the hobbit's dead, y'all. We have never in our lives appreciated Big & Rich like we do right now (which is to say, at all).
Avast! This be your open thread for GameDay and the noon flight of action. Welome back.
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That sign is filled to the brim with WIN.
Desmond Howard is still just glad to be here.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
Too bad Vandy is filled to the brim with FAIL.
How do you lose to the slow nerds?
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
It's 9:10 AM on Saturday, September 4, 2010
and Desmond Howard still can’t tie a tie.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
New thread, but unfinished business on the old.
What happened with Old South and the non-aggressive gal-pal?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Excuse me, but
the preferred term is “ladyfriend of limited canoodling.”
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Her: "But we'll still be friends right?"
Me: [mdwm]
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
I didn't actually say mdwm brah
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
"Masoli for Heistman" is pretty decent.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yawn
Butch Davis is a dud — should have given ’em a “Damn STRONG football team…Have a GREAT day!”
Double posting
Initial Corso moment: Fowler just thanked a whale for caviar. Should we be concerned…or just blame the WWL/Andrews for jacking with the formula?
Can I say, as a football-loving woman
how I HATE that “spineless guy” ad? Hey, why not tell the dude, “there are thousands of women out there who love football and hate shopping. Why are you still dating the opposite?”
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions
Everybody comes off bad.
The guy AND the girl. Ugh.
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by Holly Anderson on Sep 4, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
You mean you don’t all like shopping and emasculating your boyfriends? I thought I’d found the only exception.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Finding the exception is easy.
Finding the unattached exception? Not so much.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 4, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
And for the unattached exception, it’s finding a dude who’s not threatened by the fact that I might know more about football than he does.
by rowdyreptile on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Does this really happen? I keep hearing about how women think I’ll be threatened by the fact that they know more about X than me. In my case, it hasn’t happened yet.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 4, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone tell Ryan Williams
that Janet Jackson’s nipple jewelry shouldn’t be worn as an earring.
Vandy
For Vandy to beat OSU in the BCS championship they first must beat Northwestern. First, break the NU kicker’s leg, Auburn’s stratagem.
Why is Erin Andrews there again?
The formula for sideline reporters who mature in the profession is to promote them to straight news. Or local mall openings. The point is, broadcast schools are producing hundreds if not thousands of aspiring journalists every year who are ready for their sideline close up.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
Her normal speaking voice is plainly unsuited for broadcasting.
Because she was always on the sideline, I never noticed that she was always talking at a mid-level shout. That said, she does have a pretty nice weave for a white girl.
by TETRAGRAMMATON on Sep 4, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
AJ Green will not play for UGA today
Per the Dawg Post
I guess he should’ve robbed a fraternity house and then the NCAA would have allowed him to play…
Have to graduate from somewhere else first
But Dawg athletes don’t graduate. They move on.
Please make it two games, please make it two games
fingers crossed.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Good morning from the West Coast.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Word.
Sincerely,
Johnny Rodgers
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
A Dysfunctional Family Rides Again
Me – Gator fan
- son – Georgia fan
- son – Florida State fan
Brother – Alabama booster
God, I love this time of the year
Lee Corso is getting painful to watch.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
He's basically turning into Grandpa Simpson.
by Run Home Jack on Sep 4, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
He's chasing the Kaiser
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I'd like a coffee table book of Big & Rich-related pickup lines.
“Hey there, sugar, want a little zing-zang in your tin-tang?”
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by Holly Anderson on Sep 4, 2010 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s really more of a bathroom reader. Maybe throw some word search in that.
by Run Home Jack on Sep 4, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I liked the super awkward moment
When Fowler didn’t realize Masoli had won the appeal, and no one was sure enough to correct him. Herbstreit: mumble think maybe he’s playing today mumble mumble.
Wow
Garrett Gilbert’s dad was a part of five straight loses in the Super Bowl.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I see a recurring trend, heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
We'll have to wait and see.
I for one am withholding judgment until he reappears wearing a Lee Corso mask.
YES!
Urban Meyer has a heart?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
He holds a new heart
in his left hand everyday. Where it comes from, no one knows.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Counseling
I was waiting for Urban to tell us that he changed his mind after receiving the fellowship of TIm Tebow.
Speaking of Hats
Did I notice that The Hat had a dye job when he was interviewed during the EA hour?
Makes Mary Hart bearable.
Watching and listening to Erin Andrews is my second most enjoyable pastime.
The first: Sticking sharp bamboo slivers as far as I can underneath my fingernails.
I can’t imagine Dog fans too happy about this.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
aren't your dogs playing a puffcake anyways?
are you really THAT mad?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Wow, ESPN just burried ND. I like it.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
The thing I don't get about Green is that his story is pretty easy to confirm...
or disprove. It’s not a big deal this week, but they better resolve it by next Saturday.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 4, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Sir Lucious Left Foot gon' be the guest picker today.
The Game Day set is about to be ∞% less wack.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 4, 2010 11:38 AM EDT reply actions
Did the crowd at gameday take Valium?
Or did ESPN finally find a way to muffle the sound of the crowd?
Any guesses?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
They're like us
In stunned silence that Corso still does Gameday each week.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
That's not Valium.........it's the whine and cheese
I take it you’ve never been around Carolina fans………..lamest bunch you’ll ever meet.
It’ll get livlier when all the corndogs show up
I see your Tar Hell fans
and raise you Furd fans.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 4, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
lulz
Les Miles even dresses like Nick Saban
Lee Corso
I Think he just called the Wildcat the awful-fense. Or maybe he just can’t pronounce words anymore
Ahh, the ubiquitous Washington State flag flying in the distance.
It does so warm the cockles of my heart.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 4, 2010 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
maybe below the cockles.
maybe in the liver………maybe in the kidneys………maybe even in the colon.
We don’t know…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I've got the count at 4.
Anyone have any different?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Yup
More information on the flag available in this article by one Holly Anderson.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 4, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
dat's racist.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I like streaks like "18 straight over ACC teams."
Because their 1964 win over Virginia or whoever is totally relevant.
GOOOOOOOO GATORS!!!!!!!
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
Big Boi speaking truth to power
If you don’t have a company directive to sustain interest and ratings, you can be honest about tonight’s curbstomping.
I like trainwrecks, so I’ll be tuning in. I also have a more personal interest in seeing LSU win by at least 9.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
So Sick
I can only follow the action by reading the comments on this board!
BULLET BULLET BULLET
Post updated with full television schedule and coverage maps.
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Special Teams fail on Miami
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LULZ Florida
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Oh Brantley
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
would have found that emetic if I was a UF fan...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad snap and recover by MU
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Miami of Ohio reminding us...
…that they are Miami of Ohio and not the other one.
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They HAVE to go for this
but they won’t
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Stupid
playing not to get embarassed
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At least Miami won't be shutout
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Suh is a better actor than OJ and Jim Brown combined...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, YOUR 2010 GATORS!!!
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOLZ
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by Holly Anderson on Sep 4, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
[waits to lose to Tennessee-Martin]
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by Holly Anderson on Sep 4, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
purely subjective sirrah
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Tebow would have willed the center to snap it on time.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 4, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Tebow would have grabbed it with his right (off) hand
flipped it to the RB and blocked for him all the way to the endzone for a TD.
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Looks like the same defense-offense dynamic from last year...
That, or Miami’s offense really, really sucks.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Chief of the Watch Adazio commence Dive!
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, don't hate charity!
We need all the help we can get!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Georgia looking good on the special teams to start things out.
Sarcastic if you’re not watching.
Oh Miami
Stuffed Florida on 4th and 1 only to be called offsides.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Bahahahahahaha
Christian Ponder has already thrown a pick against Samford
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
by RaiderDuck on Sep 4, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL Florida
Another fumble.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Oh my heck, this warms my cold, black heart.
"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson
by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 4, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
Karma seems to be a bitch, heh.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Rugby style Punting non-existent today so far
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I love the Youngstown State logo
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
3 TO's in the first 12 minutes
RECORDS WILL BE BROKEN AT BEN HILL GRIFFIN!
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Wow
Incredibly stupid throw by the Miami QB.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
He almost dropped it in there though.
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Not panicking yet. Not yet....
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
This is a blip
final score prediction: UF 56 MU 17
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Footballs: the hot potato of 21st century gator football!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Dave Lapham is creepy looking
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
no it wasn't
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The announcers blaming everyone but Brantley is joyous.
"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson
by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 4, 2010 12:35 PM EDT reply actions
Wow Florida
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Methinks that 4th ranking was a bit high.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Meh
Even really good teams look horrible sometimes. In 2007 (I think) LSU struggled in the first half against Tulane.
Florida fans should not panic. Yet.
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Urbz needs some new schemes
Seriously. Everyone’s seen this for years…adaptation
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Very torn here. Do I want UF to go buck-nutty this year so the media TEH TEBOWZ isn’t God, or do I want Florida to blow, because, well, they’re Florida…
Your problem is
in the college game, Tebow is deservedly in the pantheon with Herschel and Bo.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW ABOUT THAT FLORIDA DEFENSE? ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 12:37 PM EDT reply actions
I'm only going to open my eyes when the defense is on the field,
and I’ll be curled up in the corner sucking my thumb and rocking back and forth at the first sight of the offense.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Emmanuel Moody still there huh?
Not for much longer…
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He’s been in college forever.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Him and Mitch Mustain have a bet going it seems...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
How much money do I have to give to get this installed in Adazio's office?
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
It ain’t the coordinator.
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by Thoroughbred on Sep 4, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Pah, kill him anyway. And someone kidnap Dan.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Damn, wonder how much money I could have won
if i bet Florida would be trailing at the end of their first quarter
No, at another cannon loaded with nails and napalm.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I think I'll check out the Fighting Zookers
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
My favorite Gameday sign ever. . .
“Two for the Pinkel, one for the Stinkel”
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
Okay the Arch Rivalry is on...
I will miss Florida waking up to murder Miami.
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I can help but root for [name redacted]
ducks
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Um, is the ref for the UGA game...
…dipping or is he a mute?
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Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Who thought that going for the field-goal was a good strategy for Miami?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Awesome Miami
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
what happened?
Missed it.
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fake punt converted
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOO SYNERGY
We’re doing running commentaries over at the mothership. First up: AJ Green and Whatever The Hell Is Happening In Gainesville. C’mon over and say hi.
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Well so much for that
It was great while it lasted Miami of Ohio
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Janoris Jenkins = The Entire UF Football Team.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
YAY
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
We'll always have the first quarter.
"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson
by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 4, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
And the 2008 Capital Bowl set up a championship season...
Yes, yes, I like this.
//RATIONALIZE
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
It was nice while it lasted
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Wow boneheaded late hit by the Mizzou linebacker
dumbass Missouri fans are booing it.
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I had a chance to be at that game
but then decided that helping a classmate move was a better use of my time.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
I was at it last year.
They only had Bud products. I hate Bud. So i only had eight beers.
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-weiser or -light?
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh damn
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Stanzi is hurt.........
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
NO. AMERICA NEEDS HIM IN THESE DARK TIMES.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
-10 Sposrtsmanship Points Miami University
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
Wow... they should have made that throw..
Yikes.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Well, you guys sent Martinez to us..
and Addazio mind-melded with him.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Uh Oh
JayChristensen
RT @Hlas: Podolak fears it’s an ACL injury to Stanzi
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I think I'm going to go short the entire stock market right now.
And prepare to move to China.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Like America hasn't been hamstrung already /broadsweepingignorantpoliticalstatement
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying Florida should be awesome running the football...
but why are they fucking godawful?
she must be a huge slut
Because there are a couple other teams that are fucking godawful, too
by Cocky Scar on Sep 4, 2010 1:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
BOUT FUCKING TIME
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
Typical (name redacted)
Offense within the 3-yard line and they have to settle for a field goal.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yeah. False starts and bad snaps.
Poor execution. Bleh
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That said, Mizzou isn't looking great so far either.
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Sigh of relief
Looks like Stanzi isn’t that hurt. He might re-enter the game.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
But America must remain vigilant
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami really playing the edges hard
But they can’t give the Gators the ball at the 20 and hope to stay with ’em. Gators will be fine, but they need to adjust and get their O going better.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
We'll see what happens when Georgia plays someone who can stretch the field
but so far they look really good.
Pitch to the Linesman is the most apropos moment of the game.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
I thought I was imagining things there. What was the thought process there?
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by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 4, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Not over until they cover the spread.
"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson
by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 4, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Imagine how close this game would be if Miami actually had a good QB?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Jack Burton is impressed with Trey Burton
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Sep 4, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Baby Rhino, Jr.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
embryo rhino?
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 4, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Amazing, this. Rec'd.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
DUMB.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I have flipped to ESPN twice now
only to hear Tebow’s name within seconds. WTF?
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Even had Urbz talk about him...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone watching the UGA ULL game?
How are the Cajuns doing?
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"Stable of running backs" = -17 rushing yards
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Wait?
The Petrino brother is (Name Redacted’s) offensive coordinator?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
[name redacted]
can recruit. If he got some coordinators…
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ESPN brings you multiple camera angles of the 2010 Florida Defense
sponsored by Applebees…
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
Go ahead and put an x next to that end around reverse on the play card
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
Weber State is beating Boston College
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I hope they stay salty
when Texas Tech plays them. . . in late November. . . my god our (thankfully former) AD was an idiot
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
ESPN commentator getting vaguely homoerotic talking about offensive linemen and vasoline
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Watching Missouri-Ilinois
Reminds me of that 3-2 Miss State-Auburn game.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
never going to let that go are you
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Good pass on the fade
Better D though. Reciever has to make that play.
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
RON ZOOK FUCKED OVER THE GATORS IN THE 70s?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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It all makes sense now.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
LULZ
that’s awesome
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Heh
Ron Zook helped Miami(OH) beat Florida in the 1970’s.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Missed that
As a player?
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow got a push on the first half o/u (27)
of the Florida/Miam(OH) game. At 3-0 at the end of the first quarter, I didn’t think that was possible.
Murrary certainly isn't no Ginja Ninja
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Dammit
someone hacked into my photobucket account again!
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I'm trying to figure out how excited I should be about the Georgia defense.
Tempering hopes is getting harder as the game progresses.
Wendi Nix is back!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
looks like she slimmed up a bit
nom nom nom
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Being an LSU fan/alum
I can’t help but notice how incredibly stupid Mizzou’s tiger mascot looks. It kind of creeps me out.
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by Gregatron on Sep 4, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
*points at Clemson mascot*
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I was about to mention the same thing
he kind of has the eyes that Ka the snake made when he was hypnotizing fools in Jungle Book
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
Clemson's mascot is a little frightening looking
like he’s high on PCP. Mizzou’s mascot looks like something you don’t want giving your children candy.
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we still can't figure out...
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wow, what?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Should have been this...
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Maybe he'll make sense with the new logo (cough cough hack cough)
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Horribly unlucky interception followed by a blown coverage.
Well, Georgia has somethng to work on now.
Gotta watch it all the way in son
Well that was quick. La La on the board
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
AA
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions
BB, CC?
What the hell happened there? Sorry about that.
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh Georgia
They’re playing Livin’ on a Prayer.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ULL player just blew interception possibility
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Wow
How do you drop that
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
Nice score by Illinois there.
Mizzou looks rattled.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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The Florida offense still looks terrible.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Have to wonder what they've been doing all offseason..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
What makes it worse is that
they still look terrible even though they have the Miami offense out there to make them look better.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
So the 3rd or 4th game
till Florida masters the snap from center?
Miami actually punted
Who knew they could do that?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Okay, really, what in the flying fuck is going on with the snaps?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
two bad snaps in a row
keep digging your hands into your armpits Urb, not going to save your heart…
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Florida. Looks. Awesome.
/ball rolls by
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 4, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"The Grease Board"
Can’t be as bad as “Davie Jones’ Locker.” Right?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
toss up
depends on the platitudes
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Every USF fan has to be giddy by now..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
You would think.
But this is making it pretty hard to come in under the radar next week.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Sep 4, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This Florida game raises an interesting question...
Has a team ever won a game by two touchdowns without gaining a single yard?
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 4, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
At least Miami has a good kicker
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Well, it looks like there will be more people at Jaguars games this season.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions
I just flipped back to the Florida game
expecting it to be 42-3 at this point.
WTF is going on?
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Approximately -100 yards worth of bad snaps.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
According to gamecast
UF sitting pretty at 17 total yards in 38 minutes of game time
UF now modeling 2008 Fiesta Bowl OU, all yardage from KO Returns…
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If Florida bad snaps their way back across the 50 this drive
I will donate $50 to the “Gators fans with bad hearts and short tempers” fund.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
Trying to lull the rest of the SEC into complacency.
UM is a genius.
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Florida 2010: Creatively Reinventing Mediocrity!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Urbz wills his heart to continue functioning
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EKG reads critical
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
it will only get worse
if he goes through this thread and keeps seeing [NAME REDACTED]’s name actually written
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
AHAHAHAHHA
Even our field goal misses wide.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Jesus. Can't. Save. Us.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
SR-71 TAXI TO DENVER RIGHT NOW
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Holy fuck
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by Gregatron on Sep 4, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dunkirk went as well as this, and technically the Allies won.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, but Britain managed to salvage something from Dunkirk..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Bold prediction:
The team that wins this game will be the one that doesn’t have the ball last.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
I shake when I say this..
but Miami has plenty of time to pull off the upset…
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I don't think is feasible.
I think Miami can scare them a bit at best.
I still don’t expect the final score to be close.
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It probably depends on your definition of "close"
But if Miami scores here there’s no way Florida wins by more than 2 possessions.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
Well I can easily be wrong
I hope I am in fact!
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We're in the 4th, and it's close.
And Adazio has done nothing to make me think he’ll open it up now.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 4, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
UF is role-playing Santa.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Florida is slowly turning into 2008 UGA with all the penalties
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Shands is making strides in their Cloning Program. Like right the fuck now.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Florida continues to shoot themselves in the foot
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I think they've worked their way up to the femur by now. Vital organs are next.
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Griese struggles to compose a complete thought, face turns red in process
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If only Miami could score a touchdown
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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
too much to ask for apparently
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
11's gonna be running stairs all week
Stupid, stupid PF.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
ATTENTION, ATLIENS
If anyone cares to join us, Fearless Leader and I are headed to the downtown Taco Mac for the 3:30 games. Come play.
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WHERE THE HELL WAS THAT THE ENTIRE GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions
AND WE MISS THE POINT AFTER
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
this isn't battlestar galactica where you meander around for 4 years
and I’m not seeing any gratuitous robot sex either
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Demps earns a harem.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Quadrupled our total yardage on that...
And can we bench Sturgis, yet?
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I can't wait to play USF.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
Someone please gag Griese
how is he employed and I’m not?
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I'm calling it now
Robbie Caldwell sacrifices a turkey to the big gobbler in the sky, goes 12-0, and beats some Horned Frogs in a stunning National Championship game for the ages featuring blood spurting out of some eyes, and an angry over-sized bird pecking the others.
I'd like to thank Florida and Mizzou for laying down today....
and screwing up my parlay, and about half of my “College Football Pick’em” Leagues I’m in….damn you new SEC QB’s and Ron Zook for actually trying to act like he knows how to coach when his ass is on the line.
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
Incredibly,
Mizzou-Illinois is competitive. Boring, but competitive. I think it’s the only one score game right now.
Fashion
The conference preferred a 3rd team in red rather than a third team in black. Black is too unsettling to the constitution.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 4, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Fumble..? Fumble..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I have a fucking migrane in time for Ole Miss...perfect.
How much wine do I need to drink to knock it out and still stay awake for the game?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
Boonesfarm your headache into oblivion
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Booze plus ibuprofen
Like six to eight of them.
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Your liver will thank you later.
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Aside from a two-play swing giving LA-Lafeyette a touchdown I'm downright
giddy about Georgia’s performance.
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hubris
Oh Michigan fans, jingling your keys in the second quarter with an 18 point lead.
Make that 11 points.
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