OH URRBODY RUN IT'S GANGSTA RICHT
by Spencer Hall on Aug 3, 2010 4:58 PM EDT
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PrintWe didn't really want to watch this video despite multiple "OMG LMFAO" emails to that point: that we should watch, and then mock for maximum effect. When we want to mock Georgia, we simply do this:
The video after the jump doesn't quite do it for us, satire-wise. We already all knew UGA was Harmless Adorable White Girl University, and that hair, while floppy, was not necessarily uniform. We already knew that Athens is a veritable collegiate Elysian Fields of nice crosswalks, ample coffee shops, cheap food, and well-pampered suburban kids with good teeth dressed in uniform shabby-chic. We already knew that orientation staffs do, from time to time, put together atrocious welcome videos.
(Video after jump. Go head, git.)
Bad, but not "cringing indictment of all that they are" bad. Plus it's hard to hate the kind of scene-stealing enthusiasm the meal plan guy demonstrates. The most damning thing about this video is their abuse of one of the EDSBS True National Anthems, "Party in the USA." A quick review of those anthems, in order:
--"Party in the USA"
--"Party Till You Puke"
--"Bombs Over Baghdad"
--"Free Bird"
--"Don't Stop Believing"
--The entire Mastodon catalog
--The Russian National Anthem (The old evil and shit-wrecking commie one.)
--"Fancy" (It's essentially autobiographical.)
There's really only one important, college football-relevant takeway from this. It's at the 3:42 mark in the video, and it may be the most reliable indicator of Georgia's potential to return to 2007 ass-kicking form.
Run, y'all. It's gangsta Richt, and he's got the daughters of Cobb county in sundresses behind him. We're half-serious: those girls carry gallons of pepper spray, and it's hard to reach for the piece and fire accurately when you're writhing on the ground like a scalded child.
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Ohh, we thought of that.
Back in a flash.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Aug 3, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
living in atlanta
im forced to visit the idea of visiting uga thank you for reposting to prove why i DONT need to re visit that idea….swear half those kids tried to convince me to go there…sometimes u have to listen to your heart…or realize stupidity!
Call me stupid, but I'm not getting the Jacksonville picture joke
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
never saw this photo of Richt giving the inadvertent(?) finger
by knowshon loves legos on Aug 3, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the greater question is why someone was watching this on SunSports
CBS doesn’t do blackouts, do they?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Replays
Last night, for example, I watched the 1996 Florida-Tennessee game. Watching Manning-fail never, ever, ever gets old.
Oh yeah, I think here SportsSouth does them (I guess that's the same group)
I have to admit I kinda like these abridged versions better. They get all the action while skipping the commercials and dead time between plays (or boring plays where nothing happens). It’s nice to have a Reader’s Digest Abridged version of college football.z
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I guess I've done a really good job of repressing those memories then (except for 2003 and 2007)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Consider your card pulled
2004*
"Your beard is weird" "Your stache is trash"
by ATLSTU on Aug 4, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't feel too bad,
It took me a good 2 minutes of looking for the geography joke before I got it.
/lives in Jacksonville
/works in Macclenny, Lake Butler, and Starke
you poor fool
/lives in Jacksonville
/works in Inglis, Williston, and Trenton
For added fun,
simply search YouTube for “Party in the UGA.” This is neither the first nor the most horrifying Athens-based bastardization of America’s most sacred song.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
Ain't Buying it Dept:
I think that video was done by Georgia Tech fans to make fun of the Bulldogs.
I have not seen anything that bad since the Bachlerotta finale show last night…
..(I mean, I just saw seconds of show, then I went back to the sports channel)
I beg to differ
Tech makes Emmy award winning videos
by TangoHotelWhiskeyGolf on Aug 3, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for the reminder.
Hey, do we have Journalism, PR, and Video production majors?? I guess they just fit this in after Thermodynamics, DiffEQ’s, and D’Bods.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Aug 3, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, yeah, we kinda do NOW
I imagine they rely a good bit on these kids, so they take baby calculus, but no def bods.
Never heard Math for Management called Baby Calculus before
lol
Going to steal that.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Does any other school have cursing in their PSA?
It was just one “helluva”, but probably puts us on top of the leaderboard.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Seriously
One would think that the home of the Peabody Awards could come up with something better. It really is a shame.
by NCT on Aug 4, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I got nothing.
Seriously. I feel like a one-legged off duty policeman in a Knoxville ass-kicking contest.
I’d also add that anyone who gets that excited about the bookstore’s shiny vanity plate collection must be from Echols County. The north Florida, it’s catchy in those parts.
Even when the weather is COLD, COLD, COLD!
Love that video. App State should make that their fight song.
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Aug 3, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Completely off-topic, but since someone mentioned it
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 3, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Penn St. tailgaters like this (thumbs up)
/facebook humor
//kill me now
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
Er, no.
The production values would be way higher.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Aug 3, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I guess us Techies
weren’t the only ones to misses the memo about fratting hard on game day:
Also, what in god’s name are they doing at 3:47?
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Aug 3, 2010 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
*miss* the memo, that is
I never claimed we could spell, either.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Aug 3, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I've run into that guy...
Sadly, that is a real mullett and not a wig. He would go to class wearing polyester leisure suits and platform shoes and somehow managed to pull more sorostitute ass than I can begin to comprehend.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Aug 3, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet they also made him sandwiches...
after he LAXed it up real hard. His life is bro.
Probably more like after he Roofinex-ed them...
http://www.doubleagent.com/play/roofinex-this-is-so-wrong
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
‘We didn’t really want to watch this video despite multiple “OMG LMFAO” emails to that point: that we should watch, and then mock for maximum effect.’
What’s with all this sighing and eye rolling when lots of people send you something? Stop trying to break out creatively, and dance for us.
HEY DO THAT FUNNY THING YOU DO
Wow, that video screams "Baptist church youth group choreography"
I feel whiter having just watched half of it. And I’m already realllllly white.
Pandemonium Reigns
by Pandemonium Reigns on Aug 3, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"Baptist church youth group choreography"
Uh, I believe you just nailed it.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Aug 4, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Isabouttosay
Baptists? Dancing? Might as well be fornicating!
by NCT on Aug 4, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Why dont Baptists have sex standing up?
Because it might lead to dancing.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
It helps to know something of the Orientation Leader tradition at UGA.
It doesn’t help enough to catch up with that tradition now, but it’s funnier if you’re already familiar with it.
Yes, I applied and was rejected, which made absolutely no sense. And it still burns more than 20 years later.
GOD BLESS THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!!!
UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR THIS GREAT SOVIET NATION FOREVER WILL STAND….(lyrics not my point of view)
"The tradition argument is what has-been's use when they've got nothing left currently to brag about. You can drag out all the numbers you want. Those banners in your stadium don't pass, catch or play defense."
-RIP FSU Football
by krempmasterflash on Aug 3, 2010 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Just went back and watched Freekbass to make sure this is worse.
Yep, this is worse.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
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by Jason Kirk on Aug 3, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I could actually watch Freekbass. I can’t even make it through the first verse.
by JakeisaGator on Aug 3, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Much obliged, Dawgs.
We are no longer number one.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 4, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
My tax dollars hard at work.
Just throw the diploma in the window when the car slows down to disgorge the Sorority meat and save me the money of their education(sic).
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Aug 3, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
Creative.
You used a joke to degrade UGA that was made famous by a UGA grad. Also, if you’re going to use [sic], atleast use it correctly. It’s bracketed, not parenthesized.
by hailtogeorgia on Aug 4, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure how it measures up to the gold standard, “That’s Why I Chose Yale,” a/k/a, “A bunch of people from New Haven think they’re the cast of Glee.”
Oh, I totally forgot about that gem
Can’t find the scene from American Psycho that fits into this regarding Yale, but it is quite appropriate.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it Dartmouth or Middlebury with the response?
Which ever it was, it was great.
Yale’s is, well, too polished and gen Y.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Aug 4, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
So I watched all 16:49 of that damn thing...
and now I want to go to Yale. Until now, I wasn’t bitter about being wait listed 20 years ago, but now I am. Who needs Div. I football when you have 21 singing groups, 4 cultural houses, and residential colleges with study breaks and snack time with professors?
Hey, don't forget the random gunfire!
It only hits windows sometimes!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
For all my Dawg fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxxPLDZnqwA
I have to admit that was funny, though.
congrats on getting in?!
UGA has an admissions department?
That makes The GTGs look like N.W.A.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Aug 3, 2010 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Not cringing?
Who’s not cringing? My old lady’s cat is cringing.
The bit with Richt starts at 3:17, not 3:42.
For those of you, like me, who can’t stomach any more than 10 seconds of this.
But what does Early Cuyler think about this?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 4, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
Whah, hel-LO, lil' floppy-herred gurl
Ah’ve got a roofyyyy… wif yore name on it…gonna curl them toes, GONNA CURL THEM TOES..
Anyone else get thrown off
By the dude wearing a Blue Lacoste shirt?
For a second I was like…why is there a Gator fan in their midst?
Were the Accidentals booked or something?
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
You have all been duped...
This video was actually an experiment performed by the University sociology department. The goal was to arouse enough negative interest in a video to create an internet meme. Apparently, the experiment was successful. How do you lab rats feel now that you know you have been “Richt-Rolled”?
Even Miley Cyrus is nauseated
This is worse than the time the sorority sisters did a parody of “Picture’s So Bright (You Gotta Wear Shades)” at my rush orientation.
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