FULMER CUP CORRECTION: NIGEL CARR ONLY HAD THREE FELONIES. (SNORT)
by Spencer Hall on Jul 26, 2010 2:37 PM EDT
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CORRECTIONS: Per arrest record, Nigel Carr's criminal mischief and credit card theft are misdemeanors, and thus only worth a point each. Thus the twin three point arrests become one pointers, and merit a reduction. The three felonies (nine points) and three misdemeanors (three points) combine with the bonus point for sheer aggression and style to equal a thirteen point total for Carr. He will still receive Ellis T. Jones Award consideration, but Florida State will settle for a mere 2b. slot in the overall rankings.
(Thanks to our dear friends at Tomahawk Nation for pointing out the error.)
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I hear the air turbulence change from your MDWM from here
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Boosh. Back to #1.
A split national title is better than nothing, but there’s still more than enough time for another scooter-related crime spree in Dinkytown.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jul 26, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t think the Gophers have the depth to win this one, especially this late in the 4th quarter.
I was just checking the specs on the endline... for the... rotary girder...
by Minnesota Fats on Jul 26, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
2b?
Shouldn’t it be slot 3b?
"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back."
-Vigo the Carpathian
It really should
But screw actually making another one.
by Spencer Hall on Jul 26, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If you're not first, you're last.
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 26, 2010 3:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What are you talking about?
That doesn’t make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth.
I rather have a fifth
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to grammar Nazi
but then realized it actually works, presuming you are drinking London gin of some variety, old chap.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 26, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
How does Hendricks work for you?
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 26, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair,
gin being ranked 4th (a solid 4th, mind you) on my personal Spirits Rankings, I was only alerted to Hendricks’ (now that’s a confusing apostrophe) presence by this here weblog.
I plan on making a very dry Gibson with it in the near future. Cheers!
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 26, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Did someone mention gin?
Yes, please.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunate run in with facts...
Florida State Still has time for another star to step up and shine. A late hail mary got them in contention. Now they just need a guy to step up and kick a game winning field goal or a cop into the ICU.
Go Bulls!
They have problems with game winning field goals.
by Spencer Hall on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
come on man
You’re better than that. Christian Ponder will drunkenly speed his car harmlessly past the police station, wide right, fitting it perfectly into a legal parking spot.
by Onestatewest on Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tally is home to:
Florida Highway Patrol
Leon County Sheriff’s Office
Tallahassee Police Department
Florida State University PD
Kick a cop there, and facing Jimbo will be the least of your problems.
You are forgetting
Florida Department of Law Enforcement
Not an alcoholic, just an FSU grad.
by onebarrelrum on Jul 26, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
HA agreed
Not an alcoholic, just an FSU grad.
by onebarrelrum on Jul 26, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad you have the patience to put up with all this bitching, Orson
If I were you, I’d have played Mommy dictator and taken all the kids posters’ toys Cupdates away so they’d be more grateful for what they already have.
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Just wait til the season
it’s a whole new level.
Not an alcoholic, just an FSU grad.
by onebarrelrum on Jul 26, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He already did that once.
Excuse me, Mr. Swindle, but may we please have some cheesecake?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jul 26, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey "Old South"
Why don’t you get back to your fucking jurisprudence class, you redneck trash.
I read this goddamn beautiful site every. single. day. And I’ll bitch (constructively) if I want.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Jul 26, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Everybody cheer
Moot court nerd fight!
[clap-clap; clap-clap-clap]
Moot court nerd fight!
[clap-clap; clap-clap-clap]
Moot court nerd fight!
[clap-clap; clap-clap-clap]
Best personal regards
DG (Group Five — old guy division)
by DevilGrad on Jul 26, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was MC, does that make me a nerd
looks at prolapsed testicles, realizes it does.
sigh
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 26, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Redneck trash?
I guess that’s more creative than douchebag. But if you’re that tied to the whims of a humorous college football blog, then maybe I was wrong to mock you.
MDWM
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
For the record...
calling you a “budding douchebag” was making fun of your use of the word “budding”…
I’m a goddamn law student and budding tax attorney and I don’t bitch this much about rules.
You sound like a turd.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Jul 26, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You WANT to be a tax attorney? WOOF
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by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 26, 2010 4:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hell no
But if the legal economy still sucks when I graduate, at least it’ll guarantee me a job (and a shot to pay off my student loans)
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Word. That makes sense. I’m hoping for a .gov job when I get out.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 26, 2010 4:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm sorry, all I hear is....
….“blah, blah, blah my vagina hurts”
/troll on!
A witty saying proves nothing. -Voltaire
by Profoundly Vague on Jul 26, 2010 5:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Rules for a tie?
I know it’s still open with month out, but an UGA#795 vs. Goldie the Gopher drunk mascot fight is in order in case.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 26, 2010 3:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Matt T. and I will duel at dawn using weapons of his choice.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jul 26, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You may be in trouble.
No one is more skilled with a chillwave than he.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jul 26, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I love FSU fans coming back
and lobbying for Carr because he was ONLY charged with three felonies.
I mean, it’s not like he shot the President.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 26, 2010 3:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
leave that to texas
thanks Danzig
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 26, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
heh
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 26, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
& + 1
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 26, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And if he had shot the President
they sure as hell wouldn’t be complaining about it.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 26, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Very disappointed no one caught the Peter Warrick callback.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 26, 2010 6:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did UGA get points for Mettenberger's guilty pleas to 2 counts sexual battery?
He wasn’t on the team when he pled guilty, but the offenses occurred while he was on the team.
The archives only show the disorderly conduct, obstruction, etc. 9that i could find).
Realistically, our scoring on Georgia is inaccurate.
They’ve probably got a few points unawarded in there, and would come out the clear winner in a tie.
by Spencer Hall on Jul 26, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And consider Orson's tie-breaker committee
A Russian judge, an East German judge, and 3 retired UGA Police officers.
"We are inclined to believe that if we have watched a football game or a baseball game, we have taken part in it." --John F. Kennedy
by Thinking Bulldog on Jul 26, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
As we speak I can hear an officer booking a UGA athlete for whispering to loudly in the school’s library.
Go Bulls!
by Leavitt Town on Jul 26, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The UGA Police have been a problem for decades
They all have a chip on their shoulder vs. all the students, not just the athletes. I got pulled over for DUI my freshman year, I hadn’t been drinking, and the UGA cop wrote me a warning for weaving within my lane. Code section please?
"We are inclined to believe that if we have watched a football game or a baseball game, we have taken part in it." --John F. Kennedy
by Thinking Bulldog on Jul 26, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That is comical
“Woah woah woah…that’s THREE felonies, boys. Come on now, who do you think I am?”
by Onestatewest on Jul 26, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Nigel Carr's Mrijuana Arrest
Looks like the Fulmer Cup missed ol’ Nigel’s arrest on July 22 for marijuana possession. The new arrest report even alludes to it. I think yet another update and point correction may be in order.
“The 20-year-old was arrested by Tallahassee police Sunday on two counts of auto burglary, criminal mischief, credit card theft and fraud. The report also noted Carr was arrested July 22 for possession of marijuana.”
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5411368
http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/07/26/1747074/florida-state-linebacker-facing.html
This was addressed in the previous post. It is in the total.
Miss a post and you miss alot here at EDSBS.
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 26, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Case in point:
italics are the new DWM.
And if a Gator actually did eat U2 I think I would be OK with it at this point.
MaconDawg:
How can you possibly have time to comment on a sports blog? Wouldn’t your time be better spent trying to figure out how to escape 31206?
by G8R8U2 on Jul 26, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Stranger and stranger….
According to the Tallahassee Democrat, it took the cops 10 hours to talk him into coming out of his apartment so they could arrest him. 10 whole hours.
How many...
marginal players named “Nigel” can one team have? I mean, this isn’t Edinborough, you know…..
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends - Gilbert Lowe
"When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time."
(Max McGee - American Football Commentator)
That's right!
Show that turd who’s boss!
Interestingly, this picture is an excellent demonstration of the patented Tyrone Willingham “poop squat,” which Brady Quinn employed for two years under the tutelage of the Molder.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 26, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does everything turn to italics halfway down the comments?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 26, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
It's for exactly these occasions that Jimbo Fisher needs to find himself a Bill Cervone or a Huntley Johnson like you have there in Hogsville.
>-----:----:------>Spearing 'em and Scalping 'em like it's 1999
I'm not so sure this Jimbo fella is the right man for the job.
by FrankDNole on Jul 26, 2010 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of snort.
>-----:----:------>Spearing 'em and Scalping 'em like it's 1999
I'm not so sure this Jimbo fella is the right man for the job.
by FrankDNole on Jul 26, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know...
Whether to be amused or horrified by that gif. I think I’ll settle on amusrified.
I grant fools the same tolerance and respect Lindsay Lohan grants the legal system. Seriously, "F*** You" on her middle finger in the middle of court when she was eventually sentenced to jail? MORON!
by DancesWithTrojans on Jul 27, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, if we can't beat em...
…might as well rob from them and use their identity, right?
In hindsight, at least it wasn’t, say, a dead girl’s credit card…
Ever notice that "Nigel" is a name reserved for one of two types of people?
1. Wealthy, standoffish British-accented aristocrat types, or
2. Mad villains who are out to destroy the world.
The boy totally misses the first, but is workin’ damn hard on the second.
If a fan is continually hyping the alleged "academic superiority" of his conference, it's for one obvious reason: they're getting get their ass whipped on the field.
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