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UGA ATHLETIC DIRECTOR DAMON EVANS ARRESTED FOR DUI. HOLY MUGSHOT.

Damon Evans, UGA Athletic Director, was arrested for DUI last night in Atlanta at Chastain and Roswell Road. This is his mugshot. You might want to print it out and frame it for posterity, since it may be Evans' last photo taken in his capacity as Athletic Director at the University of Georgia, and because there may never be a more DUI'd up DUI mugshot than this one. (Roswell Road is one long sobriety checkpoint. Evans clearly doesn't know about the back roads.) 

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Evans is a pro though, and refused a breathalyzer test because you're gonna have to catch me drinking from the bottle like Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas before we let you do us like that. Good god, he looks like an undiscovered species of bear that lives solely off fermented fruit somewhere in the foothills of the Himalaya. Behold the Tipsy Spotted Fruit Bear, weaving through the forest with its distinctive zig-zag gait. 

This will count for the Fulmer Cup, though the exact points total remains to be seen. But shit, if you want to hit the Career Implosion Button with a quickness, having to spend a night in the Atlanta City Jail--which he did--is a sure way to do it. Evans is "headed back to Athens" to "get fired." 

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He may not be a player...

..but I think you’d be doing the Fulmer Cup a disservice if this doesn’t merit at least a few exception points.

by JoeDawg15 on Jul 1, 2010 11:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Citing precedence and by law #18 of the Fulmer Cup...

JoeDawg – have no fear. Anyone associated with the program in an official capacity is eligible to tally “cup” points.

Exhibt A – the Defensive Coordinator for Idaho, popped for a DUI (either 2008 or early last offseason, can’t recall), but he merited the Vandals +3 on the big board.

His mugshot, unlike Evans’, has been used as panty remover in times of distress…

by Atlantadomer on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can always take the role as Coach Taylor's body double on Friday Night Lights

/What’s up Tammy Taylor?

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

by Sexual Chili on Jul 1, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts

CAN’T LOSE!

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Jul 1, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloodshot Eyes, High BACs

GET ARRESTED

Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 1, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

I thought the same exact thing. But he coaches the crappy East Dillon Lions now…that would drive anyone to drink.

by skigator93 on Jul 1, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will see your East Dillon Lions

and raise you teh hotness to which Eric Taylor is fictionally married.

Besides, I’ve already seen this season on DirecTV and it ends well.

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Jul 2, 2010 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

And it still ties in

… since Kyle Chandler went to UGA.

by NCT on Jul 2, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Blue Steel?

but can he turn left?

A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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by BoilerTMill on Jul 1, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the upside,

that’s a pretty fine StrokeDawg impression.

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by Holly Anderson on Jul 1, 2010 11:43 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

there may never be a more DUI’d up DUI mugshot than this one.

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by kleph on Jul 1, 2010 11:43 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

The latex glove on the hand is the icing on the cake, really.

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by Year2 on Jul 1, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is.

Even Lee County doesn’t want to touch their own…

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, hold the presses!

An Auburn fan got a DUI? Surely nothing so criminal has ever happened to a Tide fan/administrator/player!

Scandal!

/the latex gloved hand really is funny, though…

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

by boddagettaflyer on Jul 1, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finger point!

Someone call the waaaahhhmmmbulance!

by bumblebeetuna on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. That came across completely different than how it sounded in my head.

Goddamn lack of an edit button.

/swift kick in the ass

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

by boddagettaflyer on Jul 1, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little known fact about alcohol....

…..it sometimes causes neck muscles to atrophy, hence the need for someone to hold his head up for him

by Spartan D on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

THAT'S what he's doing?

I figured he was checking for ticks.

Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 1, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's no Auburn fan

well, he might be an Auburn fan but that shirt is way too clean for a man in his condition. That hobo was dressed that way by the cops. All cops are bama fans.

We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle

by cowcollege on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Frank Solich thinks this is total bullshit. Sergio Kindle and Lance Briggs say Evans should have wrecked that muh’fucka and came back the next day.

Mark Richt wants him gone. For good.

http://inthebleachers.net

by InTheBleachers on Jul 1, 2010 11:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Carlos Dunlap doesn't think he's wrecked enough.

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

True dat

Carlos walked….his defense proved he couldn’t be driving because he was snoozing….

by skigator93 on Jul 1, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever those guys/gals were paid, it wasn't enough

to walk into open court and sell that bullshit. That kind of straight-faced roguishness gives even the most cynical SSI/DSSI disability-mill attorney hope for improvement.

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stopped saying

“This guy will definitely be fired” after having Mike Garret continuing to be employed.

Northwestern Football - All games decided on the last play or your money back.

by nuftw on Jul 1, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Never apply California logic to the rest of the Union

Unless, you know, it’s the legalization of marijuana.

VOTE YES ON PROP 19!!!

by Jack Fact on Jul 1, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone pull Coach Dooley out of the Garden

I believe there is some temp work for him down at Butts-Mehre Heritage Hall.

by RynoRedhawk31 on Jul 1, 2010 11:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Rumor Mongering

I was hoping he was in a BMW with a partially dressed former UGA volleyball player coming from some heavily Caucasian concert at Chastain Ampitheatre. Sting played there on Tuesday and REO Speedwagon plays tonight, so it sounds like only one of my wishes came true.

by sugar hill dawg on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Damon Evans shouldn't worry.

A heinous DUI need not end one’s career:

Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not acceptable.

Dude should have been on a scooter… it’s the Georgia way.

by gosouthgohard on Jul 1, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Agree

well, either a scooter (with suspended license, of course) or mudcat elmore’s car.

by ramblingamblinjohn on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

...while emerging from an alley

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Jul 2, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I fully expect him to be suspended through

the South Carolina game. Beyond that, he’ll probably be relegated on the A.D. depth chart to #3. We’re very thin at A.D. and that writer for the Orlando Sentinel is starting to look quite sage now…

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d steer clear of the Orlando Sentinel sports section all together. That paper is worse than garbage.

Go Bulls!

by Leavitt Town on Jul 1, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corch Urban Meyers agrees wholeheartedly

with your opinion of the Sentinel. Did they call Damon’s elementary school aged children to get a scoop?

by skigator93 on Jul 1, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irony just doesn't get old

what else would you expect from the guy who makes the ‘dont drink and drive’ announcement on the big screen after the all games

by hotdawgin on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That was the first thing I thought, actually.

The second was “Crap, now Mike Adams gets to pick a stooge of his choosing as a replacement.”

by MaconDawg on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

not picutred: easel taken from sketch artist to prop up damon for this picture.

Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance

by psudrozz on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.

by devidee33 on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

haters gonna hate

"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter

by jokastrength on Jul 1, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are things to be hateful about...

kids with disabilities ain’t one of ’em.

but this buckeye fan has a record of dickishness so i can’t say i’m surprised. i guess that “strong academic background” don’t count for much when it comes to basic tact.

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by kleph on Jul 1, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe for one second

that he has a degree from anywhere…

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

As someone who grew up in Big Ten (+2) country and has a degree from what would be considered a top academic institution by any measure, please don’t take the opinions and actions of someone who has a massive inferiority complex as indicative of all us.

He’s clearly desperate for attention and he’s found quick and dirty methods for getting the attention he needs from the EDSBS readership.

by stempke on Jul 1, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever wondered exactly how much your diploma is worth?

Find out NOW with devidee’s Diploma Value Calcuator!

Undergrad Enrollment x Teams in Your Conference as of 2011 + Degrees Latitude North of Mason-Dixon Line + Uses of the Word “The” in Your University’s Name x Kind-of-Sort-of-Maybe Association with the U. of Chicago

Let’s try The University of Notre Dame du Lac as an example:

8371 × 0 + 1.97 + 1 × 0 = 0

My diploma is worthless!
/sad trombones

Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

By Any Measure

So when I said top “by any measure” a fellow Domer came along and proved my wrong.

DAMN YOU ACS!!!!!1111

by stempke on Jul 1, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

We’re still winning on average low temperature in January:

South Bend, IN: 16.0 F
Columbus, OH: 20.3 F

Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, noez

21,064 X 12 + 0 + 0 X 1 = 0

Of course, he could have told me that…

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically

Your degree is undefinable. I tried really hard to come up with an acceptable pun… but I’ve been trying to perfect my whisky based glaze for my 4th of July barbeque, and like a proper chef, more whisky has gone into the chef than the sauce.

by stempke on Jul 1, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind

read one of the pluses as a divide sign… more whisky

by stempke on Jul 1, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been chewing percocet

and reading depositions…I’ll trade any day

//shakes fist at chronic pain disorders.

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Irish

We self medicate.

The beauty of owning a restaurant… I work when I want to… usually when attempting to try something that will be “off the menu” if works.

by stempke on Jul 1, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Percocet

Does it help with the deposition transcripts? I need to talk to your doctor.

by NCT on Jul 1, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems to be the only thing that does...

I tried bourbon, but that tends to stain the pages.

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

21,064*12+0+0=0?

Come on, don’t help out devidee with his argument!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 1, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot a *0

Scrivener errors…and all.

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Jul 1, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Was trying to think of what to say, all I could come up with was appeal to not be lumped in with this clown in my reply to Kleph above. Should have scrolled down further, you said everything wanted to.

BTW, I have Cerebral Palsy, most likely the condition the young man in photo has. Luckily my affliction has been corrected through surgery. I am glad to see to the overwhelmingly negative reaction to something so classless. The combination of humor and intelligence is why I keep coming back to this site.

Thanks

by stempke on Jul 1, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well said.

As the mother of a special needs child, believe me when I say that you have to find the humor where you can. There are times that you have to laugh—otherwise you’d cry. One of the reasons I visit this site is because I can always count on a laugh.

However, some things just aren’t funny. Making fun of special needs kids is one of them. I find it inexpressably comforting to know that BOTH of my kids are already better men at 6 & 8 than Devidee will ever be.

Now…let’s get back to the finding the REAL humor….

by Rana on Jul 1, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

MDWM

It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.

by devidee33 on Jul 1, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mostly ignore your dumb ass, but

I am also the parent of a special needs child. You should just die now, preferably slowly and painfully.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...tough crowd

It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.

by devidee33 on Jul 1, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

did it occur to you

that it’s not the crowd, that it’s just, and only, you? Of course not.

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keeping in mind that this is the internet,

it occurred to me that it’s possible he/she’s a Michigan grad out to muckrake as many Buckeyes as possible. After full consideration of that hypothesis, I rejected it on the grounds that this level of douchebaggery requires an almost total lack of the self-awareness necessary to create an alternate persona.

In other words, he’s too much of an ass to make this shit up.

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Jul 2, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

You win the "dickishness" competition from this week, hands down.

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Jul 1, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This week, hell how about the whole year...

Seriously, I’m fine with trying to poke fun at fellow fans, but what your doing simply ain’t right.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jul 1, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!

by howsweet_itis on Jul 2, 2010 6:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Concur, especially in light of the what just got dropped on your posts' head...

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odds on a Shim?

What are the odds that we get full blown Christman on July 1st by Evans getting busted with a Tranny?

http://inthebleachers.net

by InTheBleachers on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

a lot of 'likes' on this post

they really be hatin.

and….Evans is still a UGA freshman?
wth

by dawgaddict on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

No, they really be Liking.

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by Jason Kirk on Jul 1, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he gets fired

Urban thinks this it too harsh

by hobe g8r on Jul 1, 2010 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn...

We need another finance guy AD though.

Sucks that he will probably be fired.

"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter

by jokastrength on Jul 1, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

As strange as it is...

I got a DUI on Roswell Rd. at Chastain Dr. last year (in front of the access gates to Post Chastain). A night in Atlanta City Jail (while smelly) honestly isn’t that bad. They don’t put you in the actual jail, instead, you’re placed in a strange area I kind of considered the lobby of the jail, with females on one side of the room and males on the other, some really uncomfortable rubber seats, and a bunch of bums. It’s pretty entertaining. However, I would’ve loved to have been the guy in there who said HOLY SHIT THAT’S DAMON EVANS and then chatted him up.

by hailtogeorgia on Jul 1, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

judging from the mug shot

It doesn’t appear Damon was in much of a chatty mood.

by skigator93 on Jul 1, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like the ability to make horrible life decisions is a prerequisite for being rich and powerful.

Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!

by howsweet_itis on Jul 1, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Also it was a DUI...

While terrible, it isn’t just something that the rich-n-powerful screw up… unless the other consultants I know have way more power/money than I know about.

"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter

by jokastrength on Jul 1, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, but where I feel like an appropriate proportion of non-wealthy people get DUIs, wealthy people seem to screw things up for themselves a lot more often.

Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!

by howsweet_itis on Jul 1, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cops hate nice cars?

Either that or it doesn’t make the news when us normal folks get in trouble.

"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter

by jokastrength on Jul 1, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do in Scottsdale.

If you have rims after 10 pm you’re getting pulled over. Just ask Stephon Marbury and Charles Barkley, both recipients of DUIs. Scottsdale PD got busted a few years ago for designating a particular part of town as the “NNZ.” I’ll let you figure out which “N” is the racial slur.

by Big Jon on Jul 1, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome.

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone was quick on Wikipedia

I quote, as the last line probably won’t stay up for long:

“Damon Evans was arrested for DUI on June 30, 2010 while driving in Buckhead, a community that is known for its once famous bar scene. Buckhead is just north of Atlanta, and about an hour drive from UGA’s campus. The passenger in the car, who has not been named, was also taken to jail, although charges against him or her have not yet been made public. Unfortunately, Damon Evans will become yet another high profile individual whose mugshot was less than flattering, his being taken with both of his eyes closed. Ironically both of his eyes were closed during most of the Tennessee-Georgia football game from 2009 when the Vols throttled the Bulldogs by a score of 45-19.”

Damn, that’s cold even for the SEC. Must be the off-season.

Sullivan013

by sullivan013 on Jul 1, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I would not be the least surprised

to find out that someone who frequents this here fine establishment posted that…would have to narrow down beginning with UT fans.

We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle

by cowcollege on Jul 1, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm busy

playing “drunk Damon Evans and the pantsless volleyballer” with that Georgia boy I’m so fond of. (Just trying to help him work through this. You understand.)

________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.

by Holly Anderson on Jul 1, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

I would never misuse “ironically” like that.

________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.

by Holly Anderson on Jul 1, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

tmi

The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!

by Old South on Jul 1, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I know irony is a sensitive area for many people.

________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.

by Holly Anderson on Jul 1, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful

My irony responds to the slightest attention.

by NCT on Jul 1, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never know what the fuck that word means anyway

Is it truly ironic that when I replied to the wrong post, the wrong post was about irony , or is that just Alanis Morissette (sp) irony?

The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!

by Old South on Jul 1, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have A PLAN

that will go a long way to fixing American kids growing up stupid if it can be implemented:

I want an undersecretary position in the Department of Education created to oversee what we’ll call the Department of Irony Education. Its task will be simple: To charge every English teacher in America, grades 7-12, to devote ten minutes a week (just ten minutes! a week!) to teaching all students the difference between things that are ironic, things that are coincidental, and things that are neither. I swear, we’ll all live longer knowing this.

________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.

by Holly Anderson on Jul 1, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Add in "literally" and "figuratively"

And you’ve got my vote.

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

by boddagettaflyer on Jul 1, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I would literally move a mountain to see this plan in action.

by NCT on Jul 2, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you can't figure out "literally," then you're an idiot

That is one of my pet peeves (another: blated usage of “unique”).

OldSouth is unique in that every time I person misuses “literally,” OldSouth literally wants to punch that person in the face.

The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!

by Old South on Jul 4, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may count on my support, Madam Undersecretary

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 2, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly Damon never heard of Wieuca...

… W. Wieuca, or Long Island (kids, Long Island runs parallel to Roswell Road over by Chastain park. Great not only to avoid cops, but Marta buses, traffic, pedestrians trying to cross the road, etc. Just don’t get caught over there before/after a Chastain concert.)

by Atlantadomer on Jul 1, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Long Island's got too many curves.

I prefer Lake Forrest.

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

by boddagettaflyer on Jul 1, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah Lake Forrest

and that street that connects Roswell Road to Lake Forrest just as you turn off 285 should be the site of every State administered driving test. If you can negotiate that street and not kill any pedestrians, you are a good driver. Between the taxi cabs swerving around, the cars turning into apartments w/o signaling, countless jaywalkers, ice cream push carts, etc., the scene is right out of a movie. Plus, as a bonus, if you make it to Lake Forrest, you get to turn left on a blind curve using that sweet mirror hanging on a tree. Priceless.

Isn’t Damon about 30 years too young for Johnny’s?

by skigator93 on Jul 1, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....Or Lake Forrest

I’d bet every dollar I have he was at Johhny’s Hideaway

by Bobafett on Jul 1, 2010 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

At least..

..it was Roswell Road – I got pulled over a bit furthur up hwy 400, just north of windward pkwy, by what was basically the sherriff from Squidbillies and long story short 3 DAYS IN FORSYTH COUNTY JAIL WOO

by anunaki on Jul 1, 2010 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang

I grew up there and I’ve never heard of anyone having to spend 3 days in the FoCo jail for a DUI. They must have really liked you. In fact, I feel like I hardly ever see the county cops out. I spend all my time trying to avoid the Alpharetta cops and their stupid black Impalas.

Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!

by howsweet_itis on Jul 2, 2010 6:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh

It wasn’t a DUI >.>

by anunaki on Jul 2, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here is the skank he was ridin' wiv'

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Jul 1, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good catch...

Wait. Isn’t that his line?

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

what did she get locked up for if he was driving?

Orlando Lawyer

by hello49 on Jul 1, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks legitimate to me...

"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 2, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Disorderly conduct

She kept getting out of the car when repeatedly instructed to return to and stay in said car. — allegedly.

by NCT on Jul 2, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.

by devidee33 on Jul 1, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I think,it is not easy to escape from DUI charges.Care should be taken before driving.

by dui888 on Jul 2, 2010 5:12 AM EDT reply actions  

you almost got me...

looking like a real comment and not a spambot… touché, artificial intelligence.

by Cocky Scar on Jul 2, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

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