FULMER CUPDATE: NOW GETTING CITATION MONEY FROM GERMAN MOTHERS
by Spencer Hall on Apr 27, 2010 11:45 AM EDT
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NC STATE KEEPS IT SWEEZY. Gut morgen mutter ja eye vass partying viss my friends und they produce ein BLUNT. Mein thoughts vere "Ja, let's smoke und order ein pizza mit meat and cheese and stuffs and watch ze LAW ABIDING CITIZEN on DVD" but zen ein rent-a-cop comes pounding on ze door, und now eye need money to pay ze citation money ja. So sorry, Markus. P.S. Our icy relationship later resolved in ze dramatic scene involving ze angel, ein midget, and ze metaphorical shots of a meat grinder is not changed by ziss request, i hope.
Young Sweezy and three other Wolfpackers--including Markus Kuhn, German national and defensive lineman--were arrested for marijuana possession this past weekend, a single point offense with the group bonus here equalling five points total for NC State. We might up that if we find out one of the bongs is the one with the stoned Pink Panther head as a base, because HE LOOKS SO HIGH BRO JUST LOOK AT HIM HAHAHAHAHA---
/turns on Tim and Eric
SOOOOWEEE VICODIN. Or something like that, since Hunter Miller's arrest is fresh and we're not sure what "controlled substance" he was caught in possession of last night in Fayetteville. It's one point for the moment pending any details. If Arkansas helps him defend the case like they defended anything on the field last year, Miller will be given fifty years hard labor and set on fire.
HELLO MR....MCLOVIN. UGA has a walk-on lineman, Josh Parrish, get caught with booze underage and a fake ID, thus earning two points for UGA and confirming that the use of a fake ID in Athens is a very, very stupid thing considering the proximity of thousands of thirsty students to a hive of wary, ID-inspecting bars.
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If Arkansas helps him defend the case like they defended anything on the field last year, Miller will be given fifty years hard labor and set on fire.
I suppose I have to concede this point, but OMG WE CAN PASS THE BALL NOW AND ITS SO SHINY
I don't think we'll have to worry about defending him...
Even if it’s good for some well-placed defense jokes.
As a walk-on QB, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s shown the door. Ole Miss might want him back now, maybe. But I doubt it.
Georgia is looking to prove once again...
that slow and steady just may win a race. Never racking up the huge Jimmy John or Ellis T Jones variety, they ticky tack their way one and two points at a time through various underage possession, driving without a license, exiting an alley, or any variation of acts of youthful alcohol consumption or scooter related traffic offenses. Now, being Georgia, they are never enough to win a championship, but at least enough to keep them on the board.
I like to argue that because college students including
football players drink underage all the time, our players are no worse as people than the others. However, given that Athens is such an easy place to get popped for this kind of offense, everyone knows this, and yet it keeps happening, our players definitely may be more stupid than others. It’s like watching your dog walk up to the boundary of an invisible fence over and over again on the off chance that this time it won’t shock the bejeesus out of him.
Has it really gotten that difficult?...
I’m still friends with a few bar owners in Athens, and was among those underage revelers less than a decade ago. I got my fake at 16 (native), and didn’t get it taken until the summer before turning 21, and that was on route to a concert in Atlanta at a QT on 316. This was a horrible fake that was little more than a poor copy laminated over a library card, which the attentendant at QT easily figured out as soon as he had me remove it from the wallet it was attached to for near 5 years. It was replaced on an interim basis (since I had about 3 months before turning legal) with the ID of a friend that looked nothing like me, was a shade shorter and signficantly slimmer in weight, and was also long ago expired. It worked fine.
Don’t act a fool, know where you are and who is around you, and kids don’t have much to worry about imo. Now, judging from the time of the report (mid afternoon), I’m gonna guess that Parrish may have simply chosen the wrong place to purchase said intoxicants and not be guilty of some of the general “wtf” alcohol related violations Georgia has seen recently of kids getting arrested for jaywalking or passing out on a restaurant’s toilet.
by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 27, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
when i was a freshman several years ago, i was able to get into a couple of bars in athens with a crudely photoshopped fake printed straight off my roommate’s computer, without lamination or anything. we’d just avoid the bars with cops, and if someone asked us to take it out, we’d just turn around and leave. people were turned down so often that it never was a big deal.
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on Apr 27, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to be reasonably smart. There are certain places that don’t want underage customers, and they make it pretty clear. Avoid those places, and go to the ones that don’t care. Like many things in life, you have many more options if you are an attractive female.
by GwinnettGamecock on Apr 27, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The Tar Heel State Represent!
Three schools on the big board is evidence of a strong state-wide demographic shift from the round ball to the… less… round… ball. Swords into plowshares and such.
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
doin' it for the lulz
If Arkansas helps him defend the case like they defended anything on the field last year, Miller will be given fifty years hard labor and set on fire.
This statement caused me to spew coffee.
That is all.
As the Governator says:
IT’S NOT A DRUG, IT’S A LEAF! SMOKE THE WEED WE NEED YOUR TAX MONEY DO IT NOWWWW!
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 27, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
I can relate to this sentiment
[Ah-nuhld] was unconcerned by the scene showing him smoking marijuana, saying – in a pointed reference to former US president Bill Clinton who claimed never to have inhaled: “I did smoke a joint and I did inhale. The bottom line is that’s what it was in the Seventies, that’s what I did.”
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 27, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not like there's anything better to do
during a recession, anyway.
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 27, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't Short-change UGA
They also had a backup punter,Trent Dittmer, arrested and dismissed on April 20th for public intoxication. Wouldn’t want them to come up short in their comeback if they can manage to challenge for the 2010 Cup title.
Points for Illinois
I didn’t know if this had been reported or not. Looks like it is a multiple point event for the Zooer.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
It has...
…and the charges are still murkified at this point. Tentatively given three.
by Spencer Hall on Apr 27, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
What was
the decision on other division’s eligibility for the ETJ III award? This may qualify – 22 counts of criminal mischief.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Apr 27, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, between this and that Citadel incident, the lower divisions are making are strong case for inclusion.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I worked a door in Athens
Regrettably, errors occur – but not for backup offensive linemen. Big uglies better have a legitimate ID, or head to Flanagan’s.
by GwinnettGamecock on Apr 27, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
I blame these arrest
on the closing of the Uptown Lounge
Curtis Painter
by jokastrength on Apr 27, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever happened to Sky's Place?
Is it out of business? If so, there’s our problem right there. Get them back up and running and Georgia’s FC total is cut in half to scooter violations.
Yes and no...
Sky’s Place hasn’t been around for a while. But Sky does still own a downtown drinkery.
Hunter Miller has a history of VERY poor judgment...
…he initially committed to Houston Nutt at Ole Miss. Nutt told him less than a month before he was to report to fall practice ON SCHOLARSHIP, he was having his scholarship taken away and had to grayshirt. He told Colonel Asshat to go eff himself and walked on at Arkansas on his own dime.
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