FIRE THEM ALL AND LET KENTRELL LOCKETT TAKE OVER THE DRAFT
by Spencer Hall on Apr 23, 2010 10:30 AM EDT
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PrintKentrell Lockett, Ole Miss defensive end, provided more entertainment value per word last night than the entire multimillion-dollar cast assembled for ESPN's draft coverage. Read on, and nod your head in agreement.
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And our favorite:
ESPN, cut your budgets, hire Kentrell Lockett and an adorable golden retriever who fetches the picks from Goodell's hands on command, and watch ratings magic happen. (HT: Ragin Cajun Rebel.)
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They get this guy on the air
and I’ll start watching the draft, pinkie swear!
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Hells yeah
I didn’t even watch the draft. I watched the Braves lose while following the #NFLdraft on Twitter.
I watched the Rays win...while switching back and forth to the muted draft...
and following Twitter on my phone…while also talking to a friend via speakerphone.
/AT&T commercials don’t lie
He was on the phone …. giving them the business.
Somewhere in ACC country, Ron Cherry is throwing a flag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=6D8aAC4jrPM
by hobe g8r on Apr 23, 2010 10:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Them's fightin' words.
And by “fightin’ words”, I mean you & his lip shade, mano a mustache. I don’t like your chances.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 23, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
The ESPN message boards are down the hall and to the left.
"God dammit, Donald"
by DougoUConnPlaysFootball? on Apr 23, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Some other good uns
Joe Haden ears look like a brown ipad!!
They would show an highlight of a interception from Jevan ass!!!
These people up in here going ham watching a damn hockey game!!! I guess it’s different in the north!!!
by Alabama ManDance on Apr 23, 2010 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
Kentrell is not a fan of The Process
So I’m in the doctors office with 3 BAMA players! One wearing Ecko, one listening to Pretty RIckey, the other one got on lugz! To lame!!!!
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
I like this one...
#shoutout to Travelodge for having the oldest frosted flakes ever!!
8:09 AM Apr 22nd via Echofon
Our frosted flakes never pass their expiration date, bitches
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That is the shit...
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by Stuck in the Plains on Apr 23, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
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Kentrell, FTW...
“I just saw a dude with the smallest head ever!! Embryo head ass dude!!”
Kentrell brings the heat on the field as well. Overheard at a recent spring practice, after easily getting in the backfield, referring to the less than Proactive new starting QB, Nathan Stanley:
“I was about to knock the bumps off of Nate’s face.”
yes it is
thats one of the better insults I’ve heard in some time
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
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by WVPiratesfan on Apr 25, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Funner than da' fuck lion...
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by Stuck in the Plains on Apr 23, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
Leader in the clubhouse
The barber shop always be full of ratchet ass people!!! 4:39 PM Apr 14th via Echofon
They got an old lady in here with some tights with a flanel top!!! I know she got alot of titty residue under that hot ass shirt!!! 4:41 PM Apr 14th via Echofon
They got a baby in here that look like uncle Phil of fresh prince of bel air!! 4:42 PM Apr 14th via Echofon
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by Run Up The Score on Apr 23, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
poetry
“Who the he’ll is Ryan Mathews!!” is more intriguing than anything ee cummings ever produced.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
That was awsome
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
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Dude looks like Slim Charles
who was perhaps my fav character from The Wire.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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+10 on Slim
If you haven’t seen this already, apparently Slim was in a group called “The Backyard Band”. Pretty hilarious.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Apr 23, 2010 3:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
EDSBS Reunion
the venue has been decided. Kentrell Lockett’s draft party at the Library.
Er...
I guess that would be EDSBS Union rather than Reunion, but whatever, everybody needs to be there.
by haveagreatday on Apr 23, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
count me in
I’ll be that Purple Drank
Yeah BoYeeEEeeE
by InTheBleachers on Apr 23, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
or the sack we had were on of our LB just him with his arm and Bradford fell down
that right there summed up that game, as did the Owen Schmitt run away beer truck TD run
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"It's a great day to be a mountaineer, where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
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by WVPiratesfan on Apr 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
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