FIRE THEM ALL AND LET KENTRELL LOCKETT TAKE OVER THE DRAFT

Kentrell Lockett, Ole Miss defensive end, provided more entertainment value per word last night than the entire multimillion-dollar cast assembled for ESPN's draft coverage. Read on, and nod your head in agreement. 

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More after the jump, and you WANT to make the jump...

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And our favorite: 

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ESPN, cut your budgets, hire Kentrell Lockett and an adorable golden retriever who fetches the picks from Goodell's hands on command, and watch ratings magic happen. (HT: Ragin Cajun Rebel.) 

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