Steve Spurrier walks out of the film room. His visor is on the floor; his clipboard is shattered in three pieces on the floor.
Grad Assistant One: Man, that was awkward.
Grad Assistant Two: Seriously. Some Titleist is going to get the shit hit out of it this afternoon.
GA1: Maybe the helmet cam wasn't such a good idea.
GA2: Yeah. It only makes him angrier when he can see who Garcia's about to throw an interception to.
GA1: Or who he's going to throw five interceptions to.
GA1: So it's mounted on the helmet?
GA2: Yeah, but Garcia wears it everywhere.
GA1: Why?
GA2: He says "When you live life as fast I do, wearing a helmet is a good idea."
GA1: So it's on...all the time?
Silence. Exchanged glances.
GA1: We shouldn't...
GA2: I mean, it's only the last 12 hours, since the system auto-erases and begins recording over the old footage...
Grad Assistant One rewinds the tape past practice and to the beginning...
GA1: Let's see how much one man can do in 12 hours..
2:48 A.M.
9:20 A.M.
11:32 A.M.
12:31 P.M.
1:45 P.M.
GA1: Is that Cocky?
GA2: I'm deleting this.
GA1: Good idea. Holy shit, we don't know how to live, man.
GA2: Not even close. Hey, is he wearing it right now?
GA1: Go live. Let's see.
GA2: I'm afraid.
He hits the switch.
LIVE:
GA2: That's live.
GA1: Seriously. We have no idea how to live.
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