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INTERNET PEOPLE OF THE OREGON DUCKIAN PERSUASION: You are good at the footaballs, and we appreciate this. Now, let's see how you party down. The EDSBS Department of Aggro-Tourism wants your tailgating stories and photos for this week's column. If you'd like to be interviewed or have anecdotes to spare, email wolfbearclownshark-at-gmail, please and thank you.

over 1 year ago Screen_shot_2011-08-18_at_2 Holly Anderson 34 comments 2 recs  | 

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Duck in jammies, Chip in hoodie. Duck doing the Duckie

Oregon has taken over this corner of the Internets!

Weoejuwejhdjwe!

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

absolutely

the Duck is easily the best mascot out there

other schools should take note of his work

by JunctionCrimson on Nov 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any mascot with jammies is a winner.

Inspired by the Duck, I have suggested that the new Ole Miss black bear should show up for those brutal 11:21 a.m. kick-offs in full Walk of Shame/hangover gear, complete with bloodshot eyes, disheveled hair, a swap shirt, and a bloody mary.

by allicolls on Nov 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also...

he should be accompanied by a female bear, wearing a sweatshirt over a wrinkled sundress, streaked mascara under her eyes, a strange crusty white substance on her chin, and carrying a pair of broken high heels.

by Spartan D on Nov 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would win forever with that

and everyone would forget about Ackbar.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A costumed character

Within a costumed character.

How Freudian literary that is.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You like us! You really like us!

/sallyfield’d

I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about rankings, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about rankings.

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

My one memory of a game in Oregon

was a road trip my frosh year at Cal. all I remember is wine coolers and beer and teaching the Oregon band our words to thier fight song.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Nov 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

No

But we make up more appropriate lyrics for our opponents’ fight song:

Beavers, Beavers, our pants are off to you…

by jfwells on Nov 2, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it the same tune?

I mean, at Georgia Tech, we had words for the Auburn fight song and the UGA fight song, but they weren’t ones we’d tell them about.

/To hell, to hell to hell with GEORGIA, the cesspool of the South!
//The Auburn lyrics are better

by Golden Hand on Nov 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not very creative.

If the best you can come up with is to adapt a phrase out of your own fight song…well, that’s just weaksauce.

/you can have your fancy AAU membership. At least I got laid in college. And she wasn’t even my sister.

My only argument is you're stupid.

by boddagettaflyer on Nov 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alternate words to Sweet Home Alabama are the best

Although not as many people as I would expect know the whole chorus.

by allicolls on Nov 2, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ain't no freak like a nerd freak

Factoring in the degree of difficulty, I’ll put my record up against any of y’all shooting fish in a barrel. Not only were they all fairly hot; they’re all well-employed and still friends of mine.

by Golden Hand on Nov 3, 2010 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

This one time at Georgia Tech...

/American Pie’d

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit licking batteries.

by cowcollege on Nov 3, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait?

Wine Coolers?

/shakesheadsadly

I am not drunk, just overserved

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wine Coolers? What the hell?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 3, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ORGANIC MICRO-BREW wine coolers, I’m sure. There’s real Kiwi and Strawberry in there, man.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 3, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah. Send that fufu stuff up to Corvallis.

If it is consumed in Eugene, it better have hops. If not, the proof better be 70 or higher.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"

by JShufelt on Nov 3, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, we’re cool—you can keep your wine coolers. Actually, they might need them in Pullman.

by ArbyOSU on Nov 3, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pullman needs something a little stronger to kill the pain.

I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about rankings, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about rankings.

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A different (and maybe unwelcome) perspective

Well, this isn’t an anecdote, but a perspective that you might want to bear in mind: despite the Pre mystique and current Ducks’ success, Eugene has never been a sports town in the way that other college towns are.

As a leading city of the Granola Belt, it’s a town that prides itself on being quirky, anti-establishment, and politically activist. To many students, staff, and townsfolk (unlike the more conventional students who follow the Ducks while passing through town for four years and remain faithful ever after) the success of the Ducks is not necessarily somehing to celebrate.

Their transformation to a national powerhouse places increasing emphasis on an athletic program that may seem more a part of a national problem than any kind of solution (e.g., national media attention embedded in corporate sponsorship; affiliation with Nike, which is more known in Eugene for its abuse of workers’ rights than for subsidizing the Ducks; the sense of entitlement on the part of some student athletes, exemplified by the many arrests over the last few years; etc.). The jock BMOC that might thrive in Lincoln or Columbus or Gainesville seems strangely out of place in Eugene, where the really “involved” students are trying not to get their dreadlocks tangled as they chain themselves to a logging road blockade. (That’s sarcasm, by the way, which might as well be directed at my own younger self.)

Don’t get me wrong: I love my Ducks these days and follow them closely, but I never even considered attending a game while I lived in Eugene (from the late seventies through the nineties). It simply is not a piece of the counter-cultural atmosphere of Eugene—and in Eugene, ironically, the counter-culture is the dominant culture. The only time many of us ever entered Autzen Stadium was when the Grateful Dead were playing there. What Duck game-days are best known for these days, at least among the locals I stay in touch with, is the lack of traffic that makes bicycling down the streets so much more pleasant.

Go Ducks!

by VTDuck on Nov 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

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