THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/10/2010
by Spencer Hall on Nov 10, 2010 10:28 AM EST
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PrintJUST MORE BONUS RUNOFF FROM THE OVERFLOWING BRILLIANT SKULL-FOUNTAIN OF FREEK.
Happy birthday, Les Miles. The turf cake should be delivered this afternoon.
AND NOW A WORD FROM JOE SCHAD. The first direct link between "pay for play" and "Cam Newton" comes from Joe Schad, who has recruiters for Mississippi State coming forward and saying the Newton explicitly told them he wasn't going to Mississippi State because...well, here.
After Newton committed to Auburn, another source said an emotional Cam Newton phoned another recruiter to express regret that he wouldn't be going to Mississippi State, stating that his father Cecil had chosen Auburn for him because "the money was too much."
So put him on the vast anti-Auburn conspiracy wagon along with Mark Schlabach, Pat Forde, Chris Low, the New York Times, Thayer Evans, the FBI, John Bond, the Gnomes of Zurich, the Trilateral Commission, the Jews, penguins (THE ANTARCTIC MENACE, EVER WADDLING FORWARD,) the NCAA, Alabama, the ghost of Logan Young, Terry Bowden's man-girdle, a snickering Tommy Tuberville, and France. Why France? JUST BECAUSE, that's why.
THEY DONE MADE GENE CHIZIK CRY, PAWWWWWWWWL.
BUT THE PROBLEM IS GOSSIP. GOT IT. I love Tony Barnhart, but this is the churchmarmiest thing he's ever written. Additional Cam-ness: even if the academic rumors are true, they likely wouldn't have expelled Newton, since academic fraud rarely results in expulsion at Florida. This isn't pleasing to note, but hey, it's there just like the rest of it. Additionally, the source of the Newton academic foibles might not have been an employee at all, thus making the hyperventilating over the breaking of federal privacy laws a bit overblown. (Unless the source is a current employee, in which case you best get five bullets and a lawyer pronto.)
INTRODUCING THE MAFIA PORTION OF THE PROGRAMMING. The introduction of the FBI into the case takes us into a vast stream of speculation, so follow us through this wormhole (one done with the consult of a few attorneys, so thus not completely internet university-borne.) If the FBI is involved, they have a specific charge in mind if they're talking to people. The use of telephones or other devices across state lines--i.e. from Alabama to Georgia--puts them in the case via a wire fraud charge or, if really broad powers need to be invoked, RICO. (Do you watch mafia movies? Did your ears just perk up? They should have.)
None of this means they'll remain involved in the case, but that's their entry point here if cash did cross lines. They're not there for nothing, and certainly not without a targeted charge or charges in mind.
CLASSY GANDHI SHOWED UP. Dan Hawkins' departure speech yesterday was spectacularly classy, and by "classy" we mean "Tony Bennett and caviar apps at the Copa," not "Fred Blassie," but with the new agey touch you expect from the Zen-dog coach.
"Twenty years from now you'll be more disappointed in the things you did not do than by the things you do do. So throw off the tow lines, sail away from the safe harbor, cast the trade winds in your sails, explore, dream, discover," Hawkins said quoting Twain. "And that's kind of been my mantra. So I appreciate everything, and hopefully there are good times in the future. God bless you. Go Buffs."
/wipes tear away.
THAT MAKES SENSE. Brady Hoke is on the list for Minnesota, and given his actually winning games at the reanimated carcass of the SDSU program, that makes plenty of sense since Minnesota is indeed in need of its own killer zombification. (Remember, zombies move slowly but are unstoppable, and this sounds purrfect for the Big Ten.)
THIS REALLY HAPPENED. That IS Adam Jacobi talking with Jack Arute and Mike Leach. That happened, and life is spectacular.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN NOTHING ABOUT DEFENSE. There's always this seminar. (See speaker list, and be GERG'D.)
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The Hawk may not have been much of a coach, but he's going to be a hell of a motivational speaker
When Dr Lou finally runs out of magic tricks and spittle, I think ESPN should give him a shot.
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Nov 10, 2010 10:33 AM EST reply actions
Excuse me, but..
From all the evidence I can see, Lou does not suffer from a lack of spittle.
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 10, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Fortunately, Cam Newton has devised a brilliant legal defense his father may be able to use.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 10, 2010 10:36 AM EST reply actions
It worked so well for Reggie Bush.
Los Angeles is like Manchester. There is a red team that wins championships and a blue team that doesn't.
Well
it might work out much worse for Newton than it did for Bush.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 10, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Report: Common ingredient found in Cammy Cam Juice and Magic Johnson AIDS cure
/getitbecauseit’smoney
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Suspect line changes
Auburn just went from a 8.5 pt favorite to a 7.5 pt favorite in a matter of minutes:
http://www.scoresandodds.com/footballschedule_thisweek.html?sort=rot
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 10, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Vegas always knows...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 10, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
According to sources
Um, he’s done. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Cam get passed an envelope full of money at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
/Can never, ever have anything nice.
Michigan has a two part tacking system?
1. watch imaginary butterflies flapping around the stadium
2. whiff
1. sit on couch with hand down pants like Al Bundy
2. whiff
1. stare into the sun until you see those little dancing spots
2. whiff
1. bounce off the guy running towards you
2. whiff
1. ignore the fullback wheel route
2. whiff
Allegedly.
They’ve never actually reached the second part of the system.
Swear to Sutekh
If GERG is still at Michigan in February, I’m going to go to this clinic.
You all will see me on the news. It will be a featured story.
Although, I do enjoy the seminar by Jeff Wood from Bedford HS: No Talent? You Have Options.
Fortunately/Unfortunately the calls were unrecorded, so this is heresay
I’ll say this though. Once there’s evidence (payment, charges, whatever), I will stand with everyone that wants Cam gone. I’ll support Lowder, Jacobs, Chizik, and everyone else involved being fired, and I’ll help set up the press conference where we forefeit our wins for the year. I’ll help Chizik move, I’ll help Cam pack to get them out of the state (it may not be safe for them to travel alone at that point).
However, until there is evidence, we have heresay. And heresay doesn’t mean shit. Rumor, innuendo, etc are pointless. I, and I think the rest of us, want facts.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 10:40 AM EST reply actions
I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
you have that nice eaglefalconhawk thingy
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Can we give the NCAA a bunch of paddle balls?
“Are you crazy? They’ll never go for it. And then again they might. Those little red devils… they love toys!”
I got my eye on you!!!
Best movie ever…
by Rob_The_Slender on Nov 10, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Evidence?
Most of this stuff is easily buried using principles any half-wit booster can learn at the G. Gordon Liddy School of Plausible Deniability. But if money changed hands, it’s damned difficult to transfer $200,000 in this country without leaving a trail and/or violating federal law.
Plus, you can never discount the possibility that some two-bit megalomaniac taped a conversation somewhere along the way (see, e.g., Nixon, Richard or Goldberg, Lucianne).
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Agreed.
That kind of money doesn’t just “show up” in a bank account and the IRS be kosher with it without getting their fair share. If that sum changed hands, there’s a trail, and then I will gladly escort those responsible from the premises.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Irrelevant tax information - IRS wouldn't even care.
It’s the banks that care. They have to report it transfers above a certain dollar figure but It’s all automated reporting. There isn’t some little accountant geek at the IRS going “Looky here! 200K just went into Cecil Newton’s account and he didn’t report it on his tax return” The only time the IRS would care is the agent sent a tax form to Cecil and he didn’t report it on his tax return. Somehow I doubt agents send tax forms.
Besides
If I understand the story correctly, the payment was supposed to have been made as a donation to the elder Newton’s church — i.e., to a non-taxable entity. The IRS would be involved only to the extent that the payor(s) tried to take a charitable contribution deduction for something that is determined not to be a true charity gift.
But bank reporting rules kick in for anything over $10,000.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Newton has denied doing anything wrong in his recruitment. A person familiar with the situation has told The Associated Press that the university has received no letter of inquiry from the NCAA and that an internal review of phone and e-mail records showed no contact with Kenny Rogers, whom ESPN.com cited as the man who approached Bond.
The person, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he wasn’t authorized to publicly discuss the matter, said the university also found nothing improper in the personal and church bank records of Newton’s father, an Atlanta pastor.
Read more at the San Francisco Examiner: http://www.sfexaminer.com/sports/auburn-defends-qb-cam-newton-again-as-more-allegations-surface-107021413.html#ixzz14tkdT94S
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 10, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
That's all fine, but . . .
the university also found nothing improper in the personal and church bank records of Newton’s father, an Atlanta pastor.
The university has no power to examine any records that the Newtons do not choose to share. Since an organization that can get a subpoena is now involved, the story probably doesn’t end here.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It does help AU.
It shows that there is not lack of institutional control.
I agree that it doesn’t necessarily help the Newton side of the story.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 10, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
No it doesn't
If known AU boosters worked as the middlemen in this situation, took all the calls, and handled all the cash, your AD is just as screwed as if all the work was done in-house.
You can go read any one of dozens of infractions reports in the NCAA database to confirm that I’m right on this point.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I can’t imagine a bigger lack of institutional control than money going to a player from people affiliated with the university. Reggie’s folks weren’t big USC fans as best I recall.
Shit is indeed on fire, yo.
They were meeting with him in the locker room, though.
If this is all done well away from campus and any Auburn personnel (including boosters), I suspect they’d get off without the LoIC charge. What got USC in deep shit was that 1) it happened with both the basketball and football programs, and 2) there was absolutely no way they could have failed to notice.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
hell it's hard to transfer $200.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 10, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
So apparently Auburn fans now believe Cam Newton is a god
not the God, Rita, but a God.
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Nov 10, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I'd equate it to UF feelings on Tebow
or Bammer’s feelings on Ingram. We know he’s a damn good player.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
You're dead wrong on Ingram, friend.
We love the guy, but we don’t Tebow love the guy.
"Shave your head, get a wet sponge, and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution!" -Stephen Colbert
by Slice of Life on Nov 10, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
If someone asks you if you are a god
You say “YES”
We have but one god. Bama fans deify the whole program.
by PalmettoTiger on Nov 10, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2006/02/bama-riots-over-bear-bryant-cartoons.html
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
the stay puft marshmallow man?
I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there.
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Nov 10, 2010 12:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
+ 1
Winston’d
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
19th century French poetry?
What a waste of time.
Side of your eye...
Side of your eye.
by The Guys Get Shirts! on Nov 10, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Evidence
1. This is not a trial, so whether something is heresay (sic) is irrelevant. Further, Auburn does not want a trial, as it would include depos of countless people in which they would have to discuss what happened under oath.
2. Testimony is “evidence.” Ever seen people talking on the stand in a courtroom movie? That’s evidence.
3. Whether or not a conversation is recorded is completely irrelevant for hearsay purposes. Further, in a trial, statements made to third parties by Cam or Cecil Newton against their own interests would likely be admissible evidence and not hearsay due to the fact they likely constitute admissions, or fall under one of the myriad exceptions to the hearsay rule.
In closing, hearsay DOES mean shit.
#lawya’d
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 10, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Your #1, Objection!
Auburn doesn’t want a trial? Really? Since we’re all layering up in here, you got proof of that or is that just speculative?
by PalmettoTiger on Nov 10, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Don't Want the Truth
Why haven’t the Newtons’ filed their defamation suit(s) yet?
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 10, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
money
they probably don’t have money to pay a lawyer until cam gets a pro contract. If a lawyer agreed to do pro bono or postpone payment that would be improper benefits. And the case is still ongoing.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Nov 10, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
If they are really and truly unimpeachably clean, I guarantee you can find a lawyer to take a defamation case with millions of dollars in potential damages on contingency. A contingency case cannot possibly be illegal benefits.
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 10, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
2. Testimony is "evidence." Ever seen people talking on the stand in a courtroom movie? That’s evidence
Testimony in a court, deposition, or other sworn testimony admissable. What someone says to a reporter is not as they are not mandated to tell the truth. Do we need to go through the times reporters have been lied to?
3. Whether or not a conversation is recorded is completely irrelevant for hearsay purposes. Further, in a trial, statements made to third parties by Cam or Cecil Newton against their own interests would likely be admissible evidence and not hearsay due to the fact they likely constitute admissions, or fall under one of the myriad exceptions to the hearsay rule.
That’s interesting. I was talking with SanDiegoDevil the other day and he said he paid to have McElroy go to Bama. He gave McElroy’s cousin 150k and they’re sharing a house now in Tuscaloosa.
/see how easy that is?
1. This is not a trial, so whether something is heresay (sic) is irrelevant. Further, Auburn does not want a trial, as it would include depos of countless people in which they would have to discuss what happened under oath.
Personally, I do want this. If our people broke the rules, then I want them gone and no longer associated with the university in any way, shape, or form. Kick out the trash.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Fixed that for you.
If our people broke the rules in such a blatantly stupid way as to get caught, then I want them gone and no longer associated with the university in any way, shape, or form. Kick out the trash.
No. If they broke them in ANY way
kick their ass to the curb.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
You're conflating "evidence" with "100% certain rock solid proof"
Obviously nothing is even close to being proven against Newton. But to repeatedly state that there’s no evidence against him is an ostrich-like refusal to confront what’s out there.
Let’s put it otherwise. I certainly concede that some, or all, of the people accusing Newton may be lying. You categorically refuse to even consider that any of them may be telling the truth.
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Nov 10, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Theoretically speaking...
if this were the offseason, how many points does the FBI’s involvement earn in the Fulmer Cup? I feel as if we’d be blazing new territory there.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 10, 2010 10:41 AM EST reply actions
That's an interesting question.
Fraud or racketeering would be uncharted waters for the Fulmer Cup but should garner an impressive score. A hypothetical score would be cool to see.
Pandemonium Reigns
by Pandemonium Reigns on Nov 10, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
4 points.
From SAS Wiki:
Grand Larceny: 4 points. We use this as a catchall for players being involved in crime so outrageous and well-planned it can only be described as ‘nefarious,’ ‘professional,’ or ‘legislation.’ Applies to large drug rings, chop shop operations, and the Haitian human trafficking ring that’s been run out of the Miami locker room since ‘93. (We kid! They didn’t get that thing humming ’til ’95 at the earliest.)
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 10, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
This just in
Chris Low reports:
the Bulldogs of Mississippi State report that their mascot was sodomized during Cam’s official visit in December of 2009. They didn’t really want to bring it up as the dog is recovering, however in light of Cam’s success at Auburn University, they felt that they could not go on without the world knowing the real Cam Newton.
Also, undisclosed sources at MSU report that after Cam left his official visit, he went to speak with Osama bin Laden in the mountains near Tora Bora where he converted to radical Islam and intends to be a suicide bomber on bin Laden’s promise to give his family $261 and a pack of chicklets.
We will keep you up to date as the story develops.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 10:42 AM EST reply actions
Chris Low:
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
does the van have candy?
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Nov 10, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
ACS presents: The Restatement (Second) of NCAA Regulations
STOP CHEATING! SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, STOP IT!
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 10, 2010 10:42 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Unfortunately, many SEC schools have long adopted the UCC...
…the Unified Cheating Code.
…
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Nov 10, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Top 5 Restatement provisions:
1. Section 69 (of Contracts): Silence as Consent
2-5: boring and irrelevant
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
But he filed a nice 12(b)3 before leaving Fla
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Nov 10, 2010 12:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
§ pls?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 10, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not seeing a problem here
In a couple of years when Aubie vacates their upcoming BCS MNC, they’ll just redeem their coupon for the 2004 version and everything be all square.
by North 2 on Nov 10, 2010 10:43 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
"The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, AND Colonel Sanders before he went tits up!"
PAWWWWWWWL FINEBAUM PUTS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL IN HIS PROGRAM THAT MAKES YOU CRAVE IT FORTNIGHTLY, SMARTASS!
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Nov 10, 2010 10:44 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Ohh, I hated the Colonel with 'is wee beady eyes!
And that smug look on ‘is face, "Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 10, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Look at that HEEEED
Looks like an orange on a stick! It has it’s own gravitational pull!!!
/Kids, Mike Myers used to be really funny. I promise. I don’t know what happened, and I don’t want to talk about it
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Mike Myers...
…was brilliant in the movies no one watched.
I’m still waiting for the full-length feature on the Scottish father.
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 10, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
We got
a piper doon. WE GOT A PIPER DOON!!!
Repeat after me:
I am
sofa king
wee todd ed
-- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 10, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Are ye a bitcher, then?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 10, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Do you link yer own sausage?
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Nov 10, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
HEED! PANTS! NOW!
Fly away ya faerie….
by Duck Notre Fame on Nov 10, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
That was a bit offside, wadn't it.
He’s gonna cry ‘imself t’sleep tonight on his huge pilla.
by JohnCoctostan on Nov 10, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have you know that
this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Papers contain facts.
This paper contains facts, “pregnant man gives birth” that’s a fact!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Nov 10, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Mae! Turn off the Bay City Rollers!
The soccer game’s about to begin!
by The Guys Get Shirts! on Nov 10, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
But seriously
are there no PR firms in GA to help out Cecil? And didn’t Auburn do a practice run-through for Cam before he took the mike and discussed the cheating incident?
Spend some of the $200k (just keeeding, auburn fans.)
PSA of the day – do not give lighters/matches/flares to any Auburn fans. They’re over the edge.
shit
we have pitchforks and torches at the read. We are, as someone pointed out last night the (cash) cow college.
h/t whoever came upw ith that. Seriously, it was nice (no sarcasm)
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Pffft.
I believe we’re well past mere lights/matches at this point. Now, be quiet while I finish working on this enriched uranium core.
/From orbit is the only way to be sure
by PalmettoTiger on Nov 10, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Because of the "Cow College" joke?
ANFO is sooo 1995.
by PalmettoTiger on Nov 10, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
this is getting good.
/sits back
//eats popcorn
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 10:50 AM EST reply actions
Reminds me of my favorite West Wing moment ever.
We named our firstborn Ainsley because of this moment.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
"Toby, come quick
Sam’s getting his ass kicked by a girl."
Classic stuff. I developed an instant crush on Emily Proctor that night.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
So wish they'd have kept going with "Studio 60"
We really can’t have nice things, can we?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Nothing nice
Sports Night gets cancelled, ditto Studio 60.
And yet, Two and A Half Men keeps rolling.
Hoke...
is a great fit for Minnesota. Plus, it would be another Ohio guy coaching in the Big Ten.
Cradle of coaches, and whatnot.
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
thats half the fun
right?
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
kinda like bammers and their 8459004125dfg498 NASHNUL CHAMPUN SHIPS! WOO!
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
200,000 points
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
score
Maybe we can cash those in during the SECCG in the form of Wes Byurm field goals. I think they look something like this
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
GRRRRRR
FUCKSMASHBREAKKILLMAIMDESTROY
Besides, I’m more concerned with seeing this (he actually blocked it):
You sold me...queer giraffes.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Nov 10, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I'd imagine a Florida fan doesn't mind playing loose with the rules
If everyone actually enforced rules, Jarvis wouldn’t have been eligible to block those two FG’s.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 10, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
I collapsed on the floor of the bar I was in at that exact moment.
And eventually led to this photo from later that evening after waterboarding myself in a #5 wash tub of Newcastle:
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 10, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Upset that you may not get the chance to pull within
8459004125dfg496.5 of the Tahd?
Tapes are definitely NOT
keeping it down home.
Cuz.
by TaterSalad on Nov 10, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Laugh it up Spencer. You think if Cam's dad shopped him around once he didn't do it
when Cam was a 5* untainted by laptop scandal athlete coming out of college? That’s just preposterous I assume since UF never does anything wrong.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 10, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
i was gonna use the bitter beer face cap
that works better
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Why do I get the feeling
Lea is just below the photo on the right hand side?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Luke thinks incest is WINcest.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Nov 10, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
That picture is horribly underutilized
I can’t stop laughing
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
Just as a sidenote
I can’t believe the racism that Chewbacca put up with, being called “fuzzball” and a “walking carpet.” I hope the Wookies went on to have some sort of civil rights movement after the New Republic was established.
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
Well Han I a net
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 10, 2010 1:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Mobile comment fail
Han is a nerfherder so he and Chewy can use those words.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 10, 2010 1:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Totally
How about the fact that he was the only one who didn’t get a medal at the end. WTF is that about?
by The Guys Get Shirts! on Nov 10, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Racism on Chewie's planet
probably involved the length, color and curl of the fur. Getting off-planet and being called “fuzzball” might have made him feel good to be out of a place where he was mocked for not being “Wookie enough.”
Repeat after me:
I am
sofa king
wee todd ed
-- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 10, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
That
and the amount of Twi’Lek tail he got because of his… endowment.
"Shave your head, get a wet sponge, and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution!" -Stephen Colbert
by Slice of Life on Nov 10, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
I think he’d woulda been a heck of a TE.
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 10, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus H. on a pogo stick.
It’s really ridiculous how easy it is to completely murder some kid’s reputation with allegations from unnamed sources, about unrecorded conversations, with no context provided.
As an AU fan, I have to hope and pray that my school would not be so blindingly stupid. Especially after the Pat Dye era sanctions. Not like they haven’t been down that road before.
And why in the FUQ would Cam call up some MSU turd and apologize for taking the money elsewhere? Uh, what?! If he was taking money, would he give the other guys a call to say “gee sorry you couldn’t pay more”?? What a laugh.
And why would he do this
knowing all the while that the guy he called would probably turn him in?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well
Cheating at Florida. Throwing a laptop out of a window. There’s an established pattern of DERP behavior, so I don’t see why it’s such a stretch to believe the kid would be dumb enough to call somebody at Miss St to inform him that they didn’t pony up enough cash.
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He cheated at UF?
Really? When? All that’s out so far is an accusation that he was accused. You have a statement from the UF administration that he did, yes?
by PalmettoTiger on Nov 10, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe if he had shown up for the cheating hearing, after which he would have been expelled, then you’d have your “proof”. Of course, had that happened, you wouldn’t be defending him at all because he never would have been the QB at Auburn.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Nov 10, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Presupposing this is all true to being with
by PalmettoTiger on Nov 10, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Right, I’m sure someone at Florida is making all this up just to “get back” at Newton, for what I’m not sure. The fact is that it makes a lot more sense than the reasons he gave for transferring. Expulsion would have ruined his chances of getting on a premier team. Newton could clear all those cheating allegations up with a few simple words – “It’s not true, I never cheated.” He hasn’t, nor has he indicated he would file a libel lawsuit over it, which if untrue, he could. Even Auburn hasn’t come to his defense of the cheating in their statements. Hiding behind “privacy laws” now is pretty lame – it’s out.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Nov 10, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
What's out?
That someone accused him of being accused? What hearing did he not show up for?
So that he hasn’t filed a lawsuit, in the middle of this ongoing investigation is somehow proof that he is in fact guilty?
by PalmettoTiger on Nov 10, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
I just want to know who HATES Cam so much?
I mean, traffic tickets? two-year-old college papers?
Is this what the media is focusing on to keep Boise off the radar??
OOH, OOH. I know the answer!
I’m a part-time journalist (procrastinating on a story for Time.com this very minute). If a story is big enough (super QB at top 10 football program makes it so), you will run ANYTHING you get as a scoop, no matter how trivial. It’s called feeding the bulldog.
I’ve done a few media-pack stories, and I tend to avoid the group absorption of cops doling out facts in favor of going off on my own to enterprise whatever I can get. Like 2-year-old papers and traffic tickets. Fortunately, I’ve been able to avoid anything that lame getting into print under my byline.
Well, that settles it.
What sort of sociopathic malcontent would be so vile as to disobey traffic laws?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I dunno
I haven’t read anything about him riding scooters
Well obviously
You should call fox sports NOW. Inquiring minds want to know.
The allegations of his academic cheating are out. He didn’t show up for the hearing on his three instances of cheating, according to the FoxSports article.
After being asked about it, he took the fifth. No denial, nothing. Not even an indication he planned to seek legal recourse over it? Why? There’s some truth there.
Be honest, if someone publicly accused you of cheating, what would you do if you know it never happened? First thing I would do is flatly deny it as false, then I would say I’m going to talk to a lawyer (even if I had no plans do to so).
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Nov 10, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Why?
As an AU fan, I have to hope and pray that my school would not be so blindingly stupid. Especially after the Pat Dye era sanctions. Not like they haven’t been down that road before.
Coaches, ADs, and administrators come and go. But idiot booster cultures are eternal.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 10, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
add TCU to the conspiracy
reported tapes of Cam’s daddy:
http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=125319
don't know how to make it read "link"
by dirt sandwich on Nov 10, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Yes
completely unbiased report with once again, NO EVIDENCE.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
type the word link
then highlight it and click the button that looks like a chain. Then paste the URL into the pop up
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
That is somewhat interesting.
Saw a post on a different team’s board earlier that said that a reporter in NW Florida had the goods ref’d in that post.
Who the hell knows at this point.
I love the irony of a Southwest Conference refugee
getting all big ten with the “bunch of SEC cheaters” theme.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 10, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would definitely
disappoint the hell out of her
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
She's no Amanda Pflugrad
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 10, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps, but what's the first emotion you feel now when I say the word
sandwich?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Ummm
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 10, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
The blondes get a lot of play around here
As they should. But those brunette cheerleaders on the Oregon squad… magnifique.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
When "Goo" on killerfrogs.com says a guy named "Bill" in Florida says
he has a tape, well, it’s pretty much the gospel.
Biggest crime in all of this (if true s
inability to keep shit on the DL. AU needs to work on an elaborate MSM system like Marlo Stanfield where shit can’t be recorded.
A Stitched Snitch
Does it look something like this?
/shows himself out
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Nov 10, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Nov 10, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ole Miss looks confused.
/weak zing
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Nov 10, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Damn.
That’s supposed to be a picture of all three of them sitting at the same bench.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Nov 10, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Well played.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If the 'Barners are looking for some PR help here
I heard this guy could be lured from Marshall.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 10, 2010 11:11 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Bless you LSUFreak
Honey I Shrunk the Kids was my favorite movie as a kid.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
This is apropos of nothing
Yet apropos of EVERYTHING
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 10, 2010 11:14 AM EST reply actions
You're discounting the possibility . . .
. . . of Immaculate Tim-ception?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Don't think it would be proclaimed on a t-shirt.
More like angels appearing to shepherds in a field.
Cam's actual baby
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 10, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was money inside a laptop
oh, if only.
Don't know Cam personally,
but I bet the one on the right is more his type.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 10, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit"
-Cecil Newton, upon reading the Schad article
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
False
Ziggy
Other than that, you are correct.
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elaborate, please!
I find his behavior hilarious. He’s a very inept, unlucky fuckup. Should I have said “no unentertaining character”?
Count me among those who found him effing annoying on first viewing
Watching a second time, knowing how the season finishes out… well, he’s alright.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I haven't watched the season a second time
I thought he was obnoxious. Besides that sucking, he was obnoxious to the point of being unrealistic, which doesn’t work in the wire. But i haven’t watched the season for a 2nd time, so maybe he’s not so bad on the rerun.
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
Currently going through all of the wire via netflix
Everything is better the 2nd time you watch it. Everything is so layered and multifaceted for the most part (which is what made the aforementioned character so grating, because he is not) that a 2nd and 3rd and 4th viewing is necessary
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
I own the series
Sometimes I’ll play an episode and just listen to it while cooking or something. I do the same with Sopranos. It’s that entertaining.
I should've added
I’ve watched the 1st, 3rd, and 4th seasons 4-5 times each, but the 2ns only once
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Dominic West (Jimmy McNulty forever as far as I'm concerned)
Is going to star in a BBC miniseries set in the 50s in about a TV news show that is being called a British “Mad Men”
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
It'd be interesting to compare some AU fans' responses to Laptopgate vs. $200,000gate
2008: “Cam Newton is clearly a no good stealing criminal and this is only proof that Florida doesn’t have any standards for its athletes and Meyer doesn’t care about character and will do anything to win”
2010: “These allegations are obviously baseless how dare anyone impugn the good name of Cam Newton the man is a veritable saint untouched by temptation or original sin these.”
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Nov 10, 2010 11:20 AM EST reply actions
"Goo" on killerfrogs.com says a guy named "Bill" in Florida
has a tape of Auburn fans in 2008 yucking it up.
/anonymoussourced
OH I GET IT
FRENCH CLASS
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 10, 2010 11:30 AM EST reply actions
I was 5
I didn’t get the joke. No one would explain it to me.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Auburn - UGA
about to get pulled by Vegas
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
BETTING CLOSED
Holy shit, betting just closed!
http://www.scoresandodds.com/footballschedule_thisweek.html?sort=rot
But, ya know, Vegas always closes betting due to rumor and innuendo. . . wait, they don’t?
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 10, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
me, nostradamus.
(make an educated guees, claim clairvoyance when/if comes true)
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Game just suddenly moved a full point (Aub down to -7.5)
http://www.scoresandodds.com/footballschedule_thisweek.html?sort=rot
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 10, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Full count. Here's the pitch...
"Shave your head, get a wet sponge, and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution!" -Stephen Colbert
by Slice of Life on Nov 10, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'll see that and raise you
RT @bjmillican: @jimdunaway has spoken with Ian Fitzimmons and apparently he claims he isn’t reporting that Newton will be suspended.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
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NUMBA ONE SPOT
NOW SHE FOUND HER A REPLACEMENT
I SWEAR MAN I CAN’T TAKE IT
KNOWIN SOMEBODY’S GOT MY BABY
…
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by Old South on Nov 10, 2010 11:51 AM EST reply actions 48 recs
YOU HAVE WON THE INTERNET.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 10, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exam procrastination rears its head
And I probably learn more useful shit by making posts like these than by studying.
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225 rec's needed for new record
good stuff, man!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm the 15th rec
Gonna need to pick up the pace if he’s going to make a serious challenge to the record.
The rarely reached 50 rec plateau is very much in the realm of possibility
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
That post was on a plane of its own
I’ve never seen its equal
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The WWW.ASIANREPLICASUSA.COM comment actually got to 247 recs.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 10, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
thats what i was referring to
i thought it topped out @ 234 and i was the 9th rec. still, this un’s got a ways to go.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Either way…2 pretty epic comments within a couple weeks of each other.
In the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss. The REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC 10. The Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 10, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Was gonna rec, but it's at 42.
You just don’t mess with life, the universe & everything, man.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I'll see that and raise you
RT @bjmillican: @jimdunaway has spoken with Ian Fitzimmons and apparently he claims he isn’t reporting that Newton will be suspended.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
COME ON PAWL, LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN ACTUALLY SAID!
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Pawl in another epoch:
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THE 99 THESES IS BULL I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR ALL THEM INDULGENCES, PAAAAAAAAAAAAWL
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I gotta rec, because
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Love that pic.
\Lutheran as well
by Never Leave College on Nov 11, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
Lost in all this Cam Madness...
Les Miles is about to improbably lead LSU to the BCS Title Game. Again.
by SuperJew on Nov 10, 2010 12:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
It's The Bestest Birtday present EVAR
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
After hearing about Chizik's "strong" and "emotional" defense...
… I was disappointed. Definitely hoped it would look a lot more like this (about 1:00 in).
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Commences wild speculation
Ok, operating under the assumption that Newton gets popped by the NCAA, how bad does Auburn get punished here?
we forfeit our 10 wins
and probably 2 years of bowlles probation
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
And I will personally go Jules Winnfield on whatever booster is responsible.
Seriously, though, there won’t be any need for the NCAA to implement sanctions. The farmers with pitchforks (hurr, hurr…cow college joke) will institute a cleansing not seen since Stalin.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 10, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
To hell with Stalin, I was thinking more along these lines
Extra tigers/eagles, no bulldogs/elephants/gators.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
If that were the case Pat Dye's liver would have been in a glass jar years ago.
Actually, it may be. But not because he got pitchforked.
"I want to get off the table, up front, the fact that Cameron Newton will be playing Saturday against the Georgia Bulldogs."
- Gene Chizik, about 2 minutes ago.
This story is done for at least another 8 hours, lol.
by Sportsmanship Points on Nov 10, 2010 12:49 PM EST reply actions
Roller coasters are fun.
"Shave your head, get a wet sponge, and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution!" -Stephen Colbert
by Slice of Life on Nov 10, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck… maybe even a “recreational vehicle.” And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in… Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.
by drogueok on Nov 10, 2010 1:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/Red October'd
random, yet effective
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 10, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
My position on the Cam Newton affair:
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
by Gregatron on Nov 10, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
words
Damn if old Dan Hawkins didn’t make me tear up, in an airport bar of all places. Happy trails to you, sir. Anyone who quotes Mark Twain is all right in my book.
by gamedaytribe on Nov 10, 2010 2:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Actual quote from an Auburn message board
The national sports media is no different concerning Auburn than the Jewish people were regarding Jesus. The Jewish people saw Jesus as this upstart, itinerant preacher, who by his words and actions, went against everything they believed to be true. They were incapable of understanding the depth and truth of his message.
When Gene Chizik stands up and says that being the “Head Football Coach” at Auburn is not a position, but an opportunity to use the platform to change the hearts of young people, the liberal sports media cannot understand nor comprehend what he means.
Wait
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. We need to post this in another thread, this one has already cooled off. This needs to be seen.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I vote to kick him off our Auburn Island
We don’t need trash like this laying around. At least he’s not comparing this to D-Day or Pearl Harbor I suppose
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
more from freek
i haven’t seen this on here yet, so here it is.. i apologize if i am redundant.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Nov 10, 2010 3:28 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
lifted from the 'Pack?
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