OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY

How's that ACC championship game shaping up, huh? Ticket sales? Booming? Everyone double booking it with Busch Gardens and a night doing ice block shots out in Ybor? OF COURSE THEY ARE. Don't lick that shit, because you'll catch shit off the ice you couldn't get drinking the outflow pipe from a Russian medical waste facility. Trust us. We know from experience. Not that you'll be there, because we're sure the whole thing is completely sold out and you shouldn't even think about going to a game the fire department will probably have to halt due to so many people being in the building.

(HT: Russell.)

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