Cock and Fire Studios, Columbia, South Carolina.
Steven "The Snake" Garcia: You like that baby? Oh, yeah, let's do this...
They begin their scene. Garcia gets into rhythm.
Garcia: YEAH! That's right baby. Deep and down the middle. Cock! A-doodle! DOOOOOOOO---
Steven: ---CUT! Okay, go in Chris.
Chris: But I'm not, you know...ready.
Spurrier: We gotta keep her guessin'! Get in there!
Steven: But I was just startin' to get her cookin', brah!
Spurrier: STEVEN! BENCH! NOW! Aaaaaaaaand...ROLL!
Chris: Maybe, you know, we could just cuddle, and then work up to things here...
Spurrier: CUT! TIME OUT!!! Chris, you gotta get in the game here. We're switching you in to get them confused! She just looks bored. I want her to be guessing! You sit down now.
Chris: (shrugs shoulders, sits)
Spurrier: Garcia, you're in!
Garcia: Fuck yeah, coach! Top Cock, ready to strut.
The scene resumes in thunderous fashion.
Garcia: Come on! Yeah! Coach, you want me to finish this cinnamon bun off with some frosting?
Spurrier: --AND CUT!!! Naw, that's just what they're expecting! I use two guys a scene. At least two.
Beecher: Me? What about me, coach? When do I get in?
Garcia: No way I'm doing a scene with him. There's no telling where he's gonna put it, man.