The Fullcast review of week one is up so CONSUME, but also be amazed at how accurate Ryan can be about an episode’s content without even listening to it once.
I, Ryan Nanni, write the descriptions for these episodes, but I was not available for this one, so I’m going to guess that Jason, Spencer, and Holly talked about:
Scott Frost Day, on which Nebraska allowed no points and, shoot, no yards BLACKSHIRTS BACK
Texas’s commitment to making the Big Ten a deeper conference before the Longhorns themselves join the Big Ten
Maybe some earnest talk about Washington-Auburn, idk
Spencer fawning over Ole Miss
Considerably too much talk about...Hawaii, maybe? Let’s say Hawaii
Minimal talk about West Virginia-Tennessee because fear
Pondering Miami fans dressed up like Canes Iron Giant or whatever going back to their hotel in full costume just totally bummed
This...this is pretty much exactly what we talked about, minus the Texas bit? Not to say that Texas isn’t building up the Big Ten before joining, because that is precisely what a wily oil baron would do before acquiring a property, but still.
The accuracy here is enough to terrify us into thinking that Ryan may very well be a sorcerer. A very distractable, sometimes discouraged sorcerer at times with powers he didn’t ask for or can’t control, but still a sorcerer.