SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: RIP, OFFSEASON

Oh, will this special be an education for those without children. Because when people with children begin to explain just what they’ve been watching, reading, and playing throughout the offseason, it’s then that everyone realizes having children puts the cultural world on consumption delay of somewhere between three months and three years. Guess who just got around to seeing Thor: Ragnarok? THIS GUY, Y’ALL.

Feel free to share your offseason consumptions in the comments. Yes, even if you, too, happen to be in the Parental Cultural Delay Hole.