FULLCAST: MERRY CHRISTMAS IT’S WEEK ONE

The first full week of the 2018 season is here, and that means it’s time to talk about Defending Split National Champions UCF and Alabama, Spencer doing actual research to hate on Auburn’s chances against Washington, Virginia Tech’s 5 man defense, a list of extremely Texas names on Texas Tech, Boston College’s most perfect dude, San Diego State beating Stanford because it’s part of a narrative arc, Ryan insisting Notre Dame should never have scheduled Michigan again, and Jason reminding you that Kennesaw State’s approach to turnover paraphernalia is the purest and best.

(Also UAB was way better than Florida and Tennessee last year even though they were basically in the “toddler who just got out of the hospital after a scary illness” stage of college football program development.)