Nick Saban revealed last week that he sometimes bathes in the lake by his vacation house. The Fullcast as a group took on the challenge of capturing that image artfully, and as best as we could.
This did not generate great art, because none of us can draw, or really use our hands well for anything after years of typing and NCAA franchise play. Still: Art is all in the feeling and effort, if not in the results.
JASON:
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Spencer asked us to write a brief description of our Nick Saban paintings. He wanted “something real short.” Get it?
RYAN:
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I assume Nick Saban only bathes at night because nudity during the day gives your opponents a better opportunity to identify your weak spots/identifying marks. Miss Terry knows every skin tag and that’s why every kidnapping with a prosthetically-altered Saban lookalike has failed.
Also, I went for a Predator vibe here because the Predator is a constant competitor and incredibly formidable opponent who somehow doesn’t really seem to be having fun.
SPENCER:
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Click it for the full image, since it requires full appreciation at its original, uncropped scale.
I figure the man is from West Virginia, so being completely nude outdoors is nothing against God, his fellow man, or the community. As for the aesthetic choices regarding the physique here: Nick just seems like he has that kind of energy, okay? As a short but confident guy who doesn’t take shit, he just does.