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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST: THE ACADEMICS EPISODE

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EVERYONE IN THE SEC: SAME DUMB, DIFFERENT SMARTS

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This week’s episode is all about learnin’, and how people go to college to avoid it, and instead spend time watching football and taking judo. This includes football players, but it definitely not limited to football players. Sometimes it includes hosts of podcasts, hosts who don’t buy the textbooks for a class ever, or who show up on the last day of class for the first time. In other words: Idiots and fools.

Topics include!

  • A brief discussion of our worst academic failings including the time Spencer took judo
  • No really Spencer took judo and never bought the textbook, which really come on who expects a judo class to have a “book”
  • Holly Anderson joins us to talk about how every SEC school is the same kind of dumb, but a different kind of smart (Tennessee = prepper smarts, Kentucky = “living comfortably inside the walls of someone else’s house for years on end undetected” smarts.)
  • A walk through conference rankings including realizing the ACC is really jampacked with preppie fascists, and that we don’t really trust any of them in a crisis situation until you get down to Clemson and Virginia Tech