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FULLCAST 8.15: BATMAN DOESN’T DO CARDIO

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ALSO A STUNNING STORY ABOUT DAVE WANNSTEDT AND A SANDWICH

Meineke Car Care Bowl - North Carolina v Pittsburgh
GOOD GOD YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS SANDWICH FELLAS
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SO MUCH CONTENT ON THIS EPISODE Y’ALL. Content can mean a lot of things, listener, but those who listen to the Fullcast already know this too well.

As of May 1st in college football, the things we have to discuss are:

  • Jim Harbaugh is in Paris?
  • Lotta people playing golf?
  • Lists and rankings we can’t even begin to validate or verify or think about yet without getting a splitting headache?

The other things we can discuss that are not college football related but actually more important anyway:

  • Which team’s defensive linemen would make the best wide receivers
  • Why Batman probably failed the police entrance exam and bombed the LSAT
  • Dave Wannstedt is seen in the wild toting a giant sub sandwich
  • The history of UVA being not good at football, explained
  • Assistant coaches, and how you can adjust the math to impress on your resumes, too (Hint: YOU BUMPED INTO TOM BRADY ONCE, AND ARE NOW A QB COACH)
  • Is Jim Harbaugh in trouble? (Not just at Michigan, but like, does he owe anyone money?)
  • Why America demands that their all-powerful mythical superhero characters all have big ol’ wangs

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