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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 8.14: THE MOCKEST DRAFT

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2013 NFL Draft
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FULLCAST UP! A bit late, yes, but consider us the Mike Tice of podcasts in that we are big, lummoxy, and occasionally will miss our spot at the podium.

That’s okay because a.) You paid nothing for it, and b.) It’s actually really tight? Somehow? Maybe doing a mock draft helps, since everyone has a job to do in a very slim amount of time. We didn’t say they took the job seriously, though in Spencer’s case that job involved drafting for the New York Jets, so “seriously” might not be the word here.

Maybe it was having guest Harry Lyles, Jr. of SB Nation on, since he actually knows some NFL stuff? The rest of us just plotzed along and did what college football fans should do during the NFL Draft: Mocked the shit out of the whole process, suggested players who will likely never be successful in the league but are entertaining as hell nonetheless, and occasionally made terrible Andrew Luck imitations.

Maybe it’s because IT’S JUST INCREDIBLY GOOD. It’s definitely because it is incredibly good. SUBSCRIBE LISTEN ENJOY RECOMMEND TO CONFUSED FRIENDS.