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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 8.07: BOMANI JONES GOES WITH US TO COOK OUT

WE TALK ABOUT COOK OUT, TOUGHEST CITIES IN THE UNIVERSE, MIKE PRICE, EL PASO, AND BADASS SHORT DEFENSIVE TACKLES

By Spencer Hall Updated
Louisiana Monroe v Texas
NEVER MESS WITH A DEFENSIVE TACKLE UNDER SIX FEET TALL
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Oh look, the Fullcast got us a guest! Bomani Jones of ESPN answers the call and hangs tight for a lean, mean 38 minutes of furious offseason content. Also he sounds good even on Fullcast quality, because his voice transcends even the most mediocre audio setups. Damn you and your pretty voice, Bomani.

Topics include!

--The most calorically efficient Cook Out trays possible

--The hardest towns in each SEC state. SHOUT OUT TO ORANGE MOUND.

--Related: Why no one should ever have an enemy in New Orleans

--A necessary review of Mike Price’s career as black market profiteer

--Bomani reviews Texas

--But we instantly swerve into a discussion of short but very mean defensive tackles

--LOU HOLTZ WAS JUST TRYING TO WIN

--How Mister Alexander is the most humble of names

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