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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 8.04: HITTING THE DEPTHS OF THE OFFSEASON WITH AN AUDIBLE BANG

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THERE IS NO FOOTBALL BUT THERE IS ALWAYS FULLCAST

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NOV 18 Purdue at Iowa
IT’S NOT COLD HE JUST DOESN’T WANT THE POLICE TO RECOGNIZE HIM
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This episode is us really and truly getting into the depths of the offseason. How so, one might ask?

Well, this episode argues that:

  • smoking is good for your teeth, and gives you a kind of protection from all evil as long as you never stop smoking, and only until you’re 60 when you explode and die
  • gives you tips on how to keep contraband from getting taken from you when you stay at a hotel
  • praises the robot dogs that will be the future stewards of Earth
  • talks about the Incredible Hulk TV show for 10 minutes
  • Reads the Iowa City Police Log out loud
  • Football is so so so so so far away.

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