This episode is us really and truly getting into the depths of the offseason. How so, one might ask?
Well, this episode argues that:
- smoking is good for your teeth, and gives you a kind of protection from all evil as long as you never stop smoking, and only until you’re 60 when you explode and die
- gives you tips on how to keep contraband from getting taken from you when you stay at a hotel
- praises the robot dogs that will be the future stewards of Earth
- talks about the Incredible Hulk TV show for 10 minutes
- Reads the Iowa City Police Log out loud
- Football is so so so so so far away.