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PEOPLE WHO HAD AS MANY CARRIES INSIDE THE TEN YARD LINE AS JOHN KELLY HAD AGAINST FLORIDA

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Tennessee v Florida
THE BEST PLAYER ON THE FIELD GOT CARRIES INSIDE THE TEN, RIGHT, SURE OF COURSE HE DID
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  • President Zachary Taylor (deceased)
  • Ariana Grande
  • Vicente Fox
  • Ripped-as-hell Smokey The Bear
START A FIRE AND I’M FUCKING YOU UP, FAM
  • David Letterman (might be him pictured above, we need to double check)
  • Kurt Warner
  • Kurt Russell
  • Kurt Angle
  • Kurt Wagner
  • Kurt Russell 2 (<—future Kurt Russell clone made to ensure future Kurt Russell dominance)
  • Paryaqaqa, the Incan god of water and rainstorms
  • Senator Louis C. Wyman, who won his seat by two votes, served for three days, and was then embroiled in a Senate dispute on whether he’d actually won that took almost a year and ended with him badly losing a special election for the seat.
  • J-Kwon
  • Butch Jones
  • A used Ikea Poång chair listed on Craigslist/Rochester for $4
  • The entire nation of Paraguay
  • Us
  • You, who gets the point that the best player on the field in Tennessee/Florida didn’t see the ball in the redzone and that’s absolutely insane by any definition of the word insane