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There are games this Saturday, but not so many that we need to really treat this like Week 1. Instead, this is our dress rehearsal, and we're using it to help you better understand how to manage your time, family, health, money, sleep, alcohol intake, wedding RSVP strategy, prescription medication, HTML, and understanding of Tampa's rich, dumb history.
By the end of this podcast, you will be ready to take on life's greatest challenge - watching an entire season of college football without totally ruining something else in your personal or professional life. Good luck out there.