This past weekend was an event-free one, especially in football, where nothing happened to the University of Florida Gators football team, especially in the department of player discipline and minor scandals involving credit card fraud. Nothing happened: Everyone cooked the meat or vegan option of their choice on a grill, the weather was warm but temperate, and the bugs were too happy to bother biting those enjoying the great outdoors.
The only thing that happened was this, and it was good.
That’s Cordele, Georgia’s finest, defensive lineman DeAngelo Griffin, celebrating his scholarship offer from South Carolina by holding an enormous piece of beef. He has two SEC scholarship offers now, and should receive 12 more based strictly on this photo alone. That is an defensive lineman who already understands what you need to do to brand yourself properly, while also eating to refuel his very large body with adequate protein.
Oh, and is that the half-off section? VALUE PICK. There’s layers here, y’all. See? Only good things have happened, with nothing bad at all.