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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 7.17: WE DEFEND YOUR TERRIBLE PREDICTIONS

TIRED OF DEFENDING OUR OWN BAD TAKES, WE INSTEAD DO YOUR WORK FOR YOU

By Ryan Nanni
WE DEBATE YOUR BAD TAKES SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO, LISTENER

Missouri's got a future Heisman winner at quarterback!

Oregon's going to the playoff!

Tom Herman's about to turn Texas into Notre Dame!

South Carolina's winning the SEC East!

Minnesota's ruining Michigan's year!

Texas Tech is going to have a only somewhat awful defense!

These are but a few of the incredibly ill-advised predictions either you or we proposed, but now is the time to get them all out there before the season immediately proves everything we think we know totally wrong. Think of it as a cleanse for all of our dumb. (We'll find more dumb, don't worry.)