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How #LSU commit Dantrieze Scott (@DantriezeS) arrives at practice pic.twitter.com/2DHHP2OWUL
— Sam Spiegelman (@samspiegs) July 24, 2017
- Is an LSU commit
- Is from Ferriday Louisiana, a tiny town of 3500 in northeast Louisiana that produced Jerry Lee Lewis and Jimmy Swaggart
- Is from a town so small it can be described best by saying it’s near a town with a good restaurant inside of a gas station
- Reviews for this Dodge’s Chicken inside the gas station in Vidalia include ample praise for the TV in the bathroom and not much else
- Is on ATV
- Is on ATV on high school campus
- Is not wearing helmet
- Is running with the lights on because he sort of cares about safety a little or maybe just forgot his running lights were on
- Is giving off massive Stone Cold Steve Austin vibes
- Is an LSU commit, again, because we want to point out that of course Ed Orgeron got a commit out of the big dude on an ATV