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LSU RECRUIT ARRIVES IN EXPECTED FASHION

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2017 Dakar Rally - Day Seven
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  1. Is an LSU commit
  2. Is from Ferriday Louisiana, a tiny town of 3500 in northeast Louisiana that produced Jerry Lee Lewis and Jimmy Swaggart
  3. Is from a town so small it can be described best by saying it’s near a town with a good restaurant inside of a gas station
  4. Reviews for this Dodge’s Chicken inside the gas station in Vidalia include ample praise for the TV in the bathroom and not much else
  5. Is on ATV
  6. Is on ATV on high school campus
  7. Is not wearing helmet
  8. Is running with the lights on because he sort of cares about safety a little or maybe just forgot his running lights were on
  9. Is giving off massive Stone Cold Steve Austin vibes
  10. Is an LSU commit, again, because we want to point out that of course Ed Orgeron got a commit out of the big dude on an ATV