STYLE GUIDE: WHAT WE ARE CALLING OUR RIVALS’ STADIUMS THIS YEAR

Florida: Floriduh Field at Ben Pill Sniffin’ Stadium

Auburn: HURRdan-Hare Stadium

FSU: Blobby Poutin’ Field at Coke Shambles Stadium

Miami: The Dolphins’ Place

UGA: Pantsturd Stadium

East Carolina: We would just like to point out that the real name of ECU’s stadium is “Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium,” which is already a parody because we don’t know what “dowdy ficklin’” is but we assume it’s Carolina slang for nothing wholesome or legal.

Mississippi State: Davis-Paid Stadium (“THEY CHEATIN’!” —Ole Miss fan)

Ole Miss: Naught-Hemingway Stadium (“LIKE YOUR VACATED WINS!” —Miss State fan)

Vanderbilt: No one knows the name of Vanderbilt’s stadium

Texas: Darrell K Royal-UCLA Memorial Stadium

Louisville: [already done]

Tennessee: Brie-land Stadium because it starts out solid and goes soft in the middle

Washington State: Fartin’ Stadium

Penn State: Beaver Stadium (no change)

New Mexico: It’s really named “Dreamstyle Stadium” no changes needed

Michigan: Well Actually It’s Just Called Michigan Stadium Thank You Very Much

Ohio State: 31-0hio Stadium

Kansas State: Krill Snyder Family Stadium because your family will have a WHALE of a time here okay this needs work be sure to remove it before we publish, Ryan

Georgia Tech: Bobby’s Odd Stadium (that’s why he went to Georgia Tech)

Wisconsin: Camp Handle Stadium

Oklahoma State: Boone Pickens Stadium

Arkansas: Frank’s Boils Field

Kentucky: lol it's really called Kroger Field

UCLA: More like the Woes Bowl

Michigan State: Shartin’ Stadium

Arizona State: Sonned Devil Stadium

South Carolina: Williams-Lice Stadium

Idaho: The Kibble Dome

Notre Dame: Notre D4me St8ium