clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

WHAT IS TODD GRAHAM SAYING HERE

New, 338 comments

CAPTION THIS PHOTO BECAUSE IT’S PROBABLY NOT LIBEL

“Have you considered Arizona State?”

“I like my armadillos thick, you know? Like this thick. A good solid ‘dillo.”

“We’ve successfully identified the major design flaw of Jurassic Park and fixed it. In our version, the dinosaurs will all be in cars and the guests will be out in the open.”

“People don’t know that they based Ryu on me, but it’s 100% true. Stand back and watch this hadouken, youngster.”

“Like most of our students who are seniors, I’ve been at Arizona State six years now.”

“Every Sunday, I make a meatball about that big. I keep it in a tote bag and carry it around with me, and that’s all I eat for the week.”

“This room will have three couches, or as many couches as Arizona had wins last year, if you’re into random comparisons.”

“This counts as a finished room in Tucson.”

“Welcome to the first day of filming on my new HGTV show, Property Stepdad.”

“This hard hat represents what I want our team to be: Blue collar, tough, and ready to work. The yellow vest? Represents a need to be alert at all times. The safety goggles? They’re gonna help us turn into Trons.”

“We saved money on demolition by telling Vontaze Burfict the old facility said some shit about his mom.”

“Being a general contractor comes naturally to me: you need to know how to delegate, be creative with solving problems, and always focused on finding the next job.”

“If I get fired after this season, I’ll leave open cartons of milk in the drywall. You know I’ll do it.”