SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.67: OUR EMOTIONAL TOP 10

This episode of the Fullcast was recorded using professional equipment and an audio engineer, but we still barely planned what we were going to talk about and basically nothing is happening in college football so don’t worry, this podcast is still very stupid and bad. Off the top of my head, I know we discussed:

• Spencer getting food poisoning and the time Jason almost turned himself into Gollum
• What you should do this year if you’re an Ole Miss fan
• Who the sloppiest SBN CFB drunk is
• Our Emotional Top 10, which is not in any way a meaningful ranking of teams but you should be pissed if yours is not on it anyways.

QUESTIONS WE DID NOT GET TO BUT WILL ANSWER HEREIN!

None. Coaches : movies :: citizens of Europe : pop music. Bob Stoops is just now getting to Seabiscuit and he’s going to be so pissed when he finds out it doesn’t win Best Picture.

The three of us discussed this before recording, and by discussed I mean quickly concluded keep our current jobs. Personally, I rejected the alternative because working with people I hated in high school would mean I’d have to take my frozen yogurt job very seriously, and I’m already embarrassed when I take THIS job seriously.

Spencer: Broad jump, bench press
Jason: Vertical jump, 40 yard dash, shuttle runs, 3 cone
Ryan: Interviews, drug screen

Wine people are usually trying to get you to enjoy parts of wine you can’t taste or smell. Craft beer people are usually trying to get you to not drink whatever it is you’re trying to drink because it’s inferior. Wine wins.