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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 5.01: UNSHUT MYSTERIES

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SOLVED: THE RIDDLES OF WHY WISCONSIN IS GOOD, CAL IS NOT, AND WHICH HOSTS HAVE NOT SEEN EITHER JOHN WICK MOVIE

THE KILLER LOOKED LIKE ME, AND WORE A KHAKI TRENCHCOAT EVERYWHERE

We continue to test the limits and boundaries of this already poorly-constructed podcast by trying a new format this week: solving your mysteries. Mysteries like!

  • Why is Wisconsin consistently good?
  • Why is Cal consistently not given how much NFL talent they generate?
  • Who conspired to keep Auburn out of the 2004 title game?
  • What happens if Spencer leaves his two sons alone in a room for more than 10 minutes?
  • Who's preventing SEC schools from adopting the currency system of John Wick?
  • When does Will Muschamp reveal that he's got a good offense ok see this format already ran its course

Oh yeah, this is also the start of season 5. There's no reasoning here. I just got tired of counting.