SPORTS FACTS: MARCH MADNESS EDITION

RIP, Tom Crean. This is your open thread for the first day of the NCAA tournament. Since you’re not doing any work anyway, we figured we would just admit that, give you an open thread, and also inform you at the same time with SPORTS FACTS. Some people will say Tom Crean should have been fired, but when they do you can remind them that Tom Crean did some things in 2016 that coaches being paid at least $5 million didn’t do.

Some people might tell you this is a false comparison. THESE PEOPLE ARE FAKE NEWS.

Enjoy the shootyhoops. Our preview: Squeak. Squeak. Squeak. HOOOOOONNNNNNK. Squeak.