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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.69: YOU SHOULD LIVE LIKE JON GRUDEN

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YOU GAVE US ANSWERS, AND WE GAVE YOU QUESTIONS

THE GOATEE: WHEN YOUR MUSTACHE HAS SO LITTLE CONFIDENCE IT HAS TO CALL FOR BACKUP

This whole episode isn't explicitly about Jon Gruden, except it sort of is, if you consider that:

  • We unnecessarily hate on Stephen A. Smith, who is not Jon Gruden
  • We ask why more coaches can't follow the Jon Gruden Guide to Eternal Wealth
  • We talk about goatees and who shouldn't have them; Jon Gruden would never have a goatee
  • We consider who's going to totally plummet next season and therefore be eligible for Grumors (Jon Gruden Rumors)
  • We talk about Road House; Jon Gruden is familiar with both roads AND houses.
  • Seriously, in life, you should try to be Jon Gruden