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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.65: LET’S KICK OUT SOME STATES

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FOR A MORE PERFECT UNION, WE LOSE INDIANA

NCAA Basketball: Indiana at Wisconsin
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Nothing much happened in college football but we do try to accomplish the following on the Fullcast this week:

  • A discussion of Kid Rock’s possible Senate candidacy devolves into a discussion of Ryan’s lack of firearms experience
  • This further devolves into a conversation about how Ryan looks like Danish singer Lukas Graham
  • We review which five states we’d kick out of the country, including Indiana because none of us really like Indiana at all
  • This leads to taking only five states to build a college football nation, and we diss Indiana again for no reason at all because take that, Indiana
  • We conclude by choosing our own spots in a Presidential cabinet, including a surprising choice by Spencer where he does not choose the one where you get to be close to buffalo all day if you want