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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FROM EDSBS

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FROM OUR FAMILY TO YOURS

By Spencer Hall
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Our academic standards are so high/ (how high are they)/ they’re so high Manti Te’o got in/ That’s the joke/ Happy Valentine’s Day
Dabo’s not Saban, he knows his part/He’ll never blow a double-digit lead on your heart
MACK BROWN RECRUITED YOU AS A SAFETY, GIRL
My love for you is massive/like Peyton Manning’s forehead massif
I mean have you seen our hand signal, come on, we’re fun
Purdue Pete/Likes to watch you sleep/ Isn’t that neat/ That’s him at the door! (creaaaaaak)
Lane Kiffin loves you like a jetski/well maybe not as much as a jetski/okay that was a bit much/He’s sorry, sexy jetski, please don’t be mad
this much I promise you/my heart only has room for two/it can’t expand/even with demand/unless you have the cash on hand
“Jim Harbaugh got that ass on his back, like Phil Jackson, you don’t see that on white men very often”
more like “Dave? Want, stat” and “Pat Now-do-me”

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