Ok, so listen. Spencer drowned (we all know that, there’s no reason to belabor the details) and we haven’t put a lot of content on the site this week. I’M SORRY. Technically you could blame him for drowning or Action Cookbook for not drowning, but we all know what’s going to happen.
Y’all are gonna blame me and insist I should be fired.
And I get that! The problem is this time I would welcome it. Because we’ve previewed* 10 bowl games...and we still have THIRTY OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS LEFT TO DO. Process the paperwork and get my ass canned, please.
*obviously they’re not even close to previews, we rarely mention the teams or discuss who will win or why**
**if you need this caveat what are you even doing here