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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 7.28: BUYOUT SZN COMING

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WEEK FIVE REVIEWED, AND ALSO LET’S SEE HOW MUCH YOU’RE ABOUT TO PAY SOMEONE NOT TO COACH

Georgia Tech v Tennessee
BUTCH JONES, SEEN HERE SURVIVING FOR UP TO 45 MINUTES AT A TIME OUT OF THE WATER
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We review week five, the point at which the average college football fan not only accepts what their team probably is, but also starts to plan for how to fire their coach.

More importantly, we read things on the air because people paid us to in the name of charity. If you feel like the world is an unending toilet water shower today, we suggest you join the other who have helped us raise over $20K for hurricane relief, and make a slight but still measurable dent in that total misery. You can also make us say things we don’t want to say in public. That’s a side benefit, and one we suggest you exploit.

Other topics covered include:

  • BUYOUT SEASON COMIN’, aka Good Lord Jimbo Fisher Will Never Coach For Any Other Team Ever With That Buyout
  • What the hell are we supposed to talk about in the Big Ten right now
  • What’s wrong with Sam Darnold and the people who clearly haven’t watched him play this year at all
  • BORTENSCHLAGER
  • Ryan was sleepy and old, and missed Wazzu’s upset of USC

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