Steve Spurrier. Universally known as "Head Ball Coach" someone should tell the nerd running graphics at Fox News. pic.twitter.com/VUvbkZskOx
— Patrick Shuck (@pshuck) August 31, 2016
COLLEGE FOOTBALL NICKNAMES AS PROCESSED BY FOX NEWS CAPTION WRITERS LET’S GO
- “A Big House”
- “The Red Tide”
- “Some Fighting Irish”
- Les “A hat” Miles
- “Mexas T&A”
- “The Dead Valley”
- “On Planes, with Auburn?”
- “Among some Hedges”
- “This Upbeat Valley”
- “Urbane Meyer”
- “Islamofascists killed Beard Bryant”
- “Big Gams Bob”
- “Former UT coach Mark Brown”
- “The Home Rockne Bort”
- “An Swamp”
- “Rocky Hop”
- “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cockatrice”
- “The Granddaddy of the Mall”
- “Stock Split, Pitt”
- “Cook ‘Em Corns”
- “Not so fast, Sean Penn!”
- “Michael Dyer Was Out Of Bounds”
- “Virginia Tech’s National Championship Season”