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THE MOST RIDICULOUS NFL QB YOUR SCHOOL COULD PRODUCE

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LIKE ALL OUR LISTS, THIS IS OFFICIAL AND MEANINGLESS

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Here are two true facts:

  1. Trevor Siemian is going to be the starting quarterback for the defending Super Bowl champion.
  2. Trevor Siemian had 21 games at Northwestern where he threw at least 20 passes. Northwestern went 10-11, and Siemian threw 15 touchdowns and 19 interceptions.

We have no point or analysis to offer here. It’s just wonderful that we live in a world where both of those things are true at the same time. Inspired by Trevor Siemian, we present the All-Time Sure I Guess He Could Start In The NFL If Siemian Can list.

ALABAMA: John Parker Wilson

MIAMI: Jacory Harris

TEXAS TECH: Taylor “Nick” Potts

GEORGIA: Joe Cox

UCLA: Mark Harmon

MICHIGAN: Steven Threet

RUTGERS: Gary Nova

TENNESSEE: Jonathan Crompton

MISSOURI: Kent Kiefer

LOUISVILLE: Stefan LeFors

ARIZONA STATE: Steven Threet

OKLAHOMA STATE: Zac Robinson

KANSAS: Todd Reesing

FLORIDA: Noah Brindise

WAKE FOREST: James MacPherson

TEXAS: Chris Simms

WISCONSIN: Tony Lowery

ARKANSAS: Matt Jones

PENN STATE: Rob Bolden

OLE MISS: Jeremiah Masoli

AUBURN: Barrett Trotter

MICHIGAN STATE: Jeff Smoker

SOUTH CAROLINA: Blake Mitchell

WISCONSIN: Scott Tolzien

FLORIDA STATE: Drew Weatherford

VIRGINIA: Michael Rocco

OKLAHOMA: Paul Thompson

NOTRE DAME: Carlyle Holiday

MARYLAND: Danny O’Brien

OREGON: Jeremiah Masoli

LSU: Jarrett Lee

STANFORD: Tavita Pritchard

USC: Mark Sanchez

CLEMSON: Kyle Parker

LOUISVILLE: Hunter Cantwell

MISSISSIPPI STATE: Tyler Russell

KENTUCKY: Morgan Newton

WASHINGTON STATE: Marshall Lobbestael

TEXAS A&M: Stephen McGee

CAL: Joe Ayoob

IOWA: Jake Christensen

IOWA STATE: Steele Jantz

WASHINGTON: Keith Price

GEORGIA TECH: Vad Lee

VIRGINIA TECH: Marcus Vick

NEBRASKA: Sam Keller/Joe Ganz/Whatever

OHIO STATE: Justin Zwick

ARIZONA: Willie Tuitama

BOISE STATE: Jared Zabransky

BYU: Jake Heaps

PITT: Bill Stull

SYRACUSE: Greg Paulus