Honey, I'll put the kids to bed tonight, you can watch gymnastics. Okay, who wants a story?
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
BROWN BEAR: I see a Red Bird looking at me.
Red Bird, Red Bird, what do you see?
RED BIRD: I see a Yellow Duck looking at me.
Yellow Duck, Yellow Duck, what do you see?
YELLOW DUCK: I see a Blue Horse looking at me.
Blue Horse, Blue Horse, what do you see?
BLUE HORSE: I see a Green Frog looking at me.
GREEN FROG: I'm supposed to be purple.
ME: Tough we're doing a thing here, what do you see
GREEN FROG: [sighs blood] I see a Purple Cat looking at me.
Purple Cat, Purple Cat, what do you see?
PURPLE CAT: I see a White Dog looking at me. On that crisp, cool morning, the air was electric with possibility as the majestic canine strode across the field of-
ME: ahhh tut tut tut reel it in pal
PURPLE CAT: [grumbling] White Dog, White Dog, what do you see?
WHITE DOG: [breathing heavily] I see a Black Sheep looking at me.
Black Sheep, Black Sheep, what do you see?
BLACK SHEEP: I see a Gold Flash looking at me.
Gold Flash, Gold Flash, what do you see?
KENT STATE GOLDEN FISH: This is offensive, this isn't even close to what I'm supposed to be
ME: There really wasn't anything appropriate here you should be happy to be included
KENT FISH: well I'm not
ME: No one is, we have to move on. What do you see?
KENTFISH: I see some bald dude looking at me?
Finebaum, Finebaum, what do you see?
PAUL FINEBAUM: I see my callers looking at me.
Callers, callers, what do you see?
KIDS [visibly disturbed]: Next time can mom just read us Llama Llama Red Pajama?