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FRIDAY Q&A: ASK RYAN AND SPENCER ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT REALITY

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WITH SPECIAL GUEST (PICTURE OF) KIRK FERENTZ

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Oh, look at that, it's Kirk Ferentz in all his glory, just waiting to talk to you and only you this Friday. Sure he could be out on any number of his yachts, which are numbered, and have no names, because when has Kirk Ferentz needed frills or fanciness? No sir, you'll find him out on one of his simple, numerically arranged yachts. Today's "Boat #1", the humblest, hardest working $500,000 watercraft in all of the Iowa hydrosphere.

Kirk Ferentz isn't speaking here today, though. Instead, you get Spencer and Ryan, taking your questions in the comments about anything college football-related or beyond. We'll answer literally anything, so long as you don't ask about what's in the box.

thebox

We told you not to ask. The box is to be left alone. It's not important! It really isn't, whatever's in the box, so you should just stop wondering. Let it sit there, filled with mystery and not jelly beans. We can tell you: it's definitely not filled with jelly beans! Leave the box alone, it's not important. No you can't touch it. WE SAID DON'T TOUCH IT.

Ask away. We'll be here until 2:30 p.m. or so. So will the box, which you can't ask about. Stop. Stop asking about the box.