SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.26: DON'T BLAME US, BLAME THE NUMBERS

You know, just because we say you're getting two podcasts in a week doesn't mean you're getting a good pair of podcasts. This isn't entirely our fault: the random assortment of teams came up with not one, but TWO teams in the state of Illinois. This was doomed from the start.

Topics include:

• A quick discussion of the hierarchy of cheap-ass grocery store chains, and a reminder that HEB hands out beers to drink while you're shopping
• A review of all the bad things that have happened to every single one of these teams
• A framing of the group of dudes whose highest aspiration in life is to wake up and take a shit on a boat they own
• A discussion of South Carolina football that devolves into "Will Muschamp, hostage negotiator"
• How Northwestern is exactly the team to start 4-0 and end up 6-6
• A thing that will get us at least two angry emails about how Chicago is a college football town, and then a wise decision to skip discussing Illinois entirely
• Oregon State gets fast-forwarded to next year, let's just come back and see how they're doing next year, y'all, look away, this is definitely something for 2017 and eyes away, please
• Ryan talks very seriously about Baylor, and not about football alone

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