SO FAR, since 9 a.m. Eastern time, the Big 12's Media Days morning has included the following:
1. Their commissioner suggested that rapes and sexual assaults are inevitable in a college-type situation.
2. Their commissioner contradicted himself when asked about the Pepper Hamilton report, then asserted that he had not despite doing this exact thing.
3. Their commissioner called Baylor interim coach Jim Grobe "Al Grobe", a portmanteau/misnomer conjuring up what may be the most ACC coach science could possibly create in a laboratory.
4. He did this twice.
5. Their commissioner introduced a conference championship trophy that looks like a Kryptonian urinal.
Big 12 championship trophy or fancy salad bowl? pic.twitter.com/3qdoTBk7xx— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) July 18, 2016
Anyone can be a conference commissioner. Good morning and good afternoon.