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PLEASE DON'T SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THESE

Randy Sartin-USA TODAY Sports

Vanity plates are not a thing I personally understand, even when they're executed correctly. When they aren't? Hooooooo boy.

For the retired Miami fan who loves playing bass guitar:

Or maybe you're Craig James and you're starting a steak-by-mail business:

What if Jack Swarbrick gets fired and loses his savings due to a series of poor investments:

Or say there's a Berkeley resident eager to show off her love for fishing and the Lord in equal measure:

Worst case? The vanity play for the Maryland fan who runs the tailgate for the chemistry department: