GOUTVOLS

Vanity plates are not a thing I personally understand, even when they're executed correctly. When they aren't? Hooooooo boy.

"GOUT VOLS" CC @HollyAnderson (and @EDSBS and @celebrityhottub, why not.) pic.twitter.com/4zOMkqpQKe

— James Curle (@JamesCurle) June 17, 2016

For the retired Miami fan who loves playing bass guitar:

Or maybe you're Craig James and you're starting a steak-by-mail business:

What if Jack Swarbrick gets fired and loses his savings due to a series of poor investments:

Or say there's a Berkeley resident eager to show off her love for fishing and the Lord in equal measure:

Worst case? The vanity play for the Maryland fan who runs the tailgate for the chemistry department: