Vanity plates are not a thing I personally understand, even when they're executed correctly. When they aren't? Hooooooo boy.
For the retired Miami fan who loves playing bass guitar:
Or maybe you're Craig James and you're starting a steak-by-mail business:
What if Jack Swarbrick gets fired and loses his savings due to a series of poor investments:
Or say there's a Berkeley resident eager to show off her love for fishing and the Lord in equal measure:
Worst case? The vanity play for the Maryland fan who runs the tailgate for the chemistry department: